Drunken Immortal Gourd

There are reasons why the City Lord’s Mansion has such regulations. Either you are a friend of True Monarch Yue, or you are often dealing with, the City Lord Mansion will send you invitations directly, or you have a certain knowledge in spirit wine. There is a common language, or you can bring a good spirit wine, or you can barely be regarded as a fellow. If these three are not accounted for, isn't it just for eating and drinking?

For such people, no matter where they go, they will not give a good face, but there are exceptions. If the cultivation level is superior, such as the Yuan Ying monk, the City Lord’s Mansion will definitely be willing to entertain for free, but the sloppy Taoist in front of him only has the gold core three-layer cultivation base. , Obviously does not meet this condition.

Seeing that the steward talked about spirit wine, the sloppy Taoist hesitated, and said, "I have a jar of spirit wine here, which is also a peerless wine. I'm afraid you will not taste good or bad."

Seeing the solemnity of the other party, the person in charge thought that he had underestimated the other party. There are so many strange people and strangers in the world, but you can't delay the major affairs of the city lord because of preconceivedness. Ever? You can bring it."

The sloppy Taoist took out an exquisite wine gourd from his arms, took a bit of reluctance, and handed it to the steward. The original steward didn’t think he could bring out any good things, but he saw the other party so cautiously, the wine gourd. The appearance is also good, and the thoughts are gone.

Carefully opened the lid of the wine gourd, a faint fragrance wafted out, with a hint of sweetness in the coldness, a bit of richness in the light, and a bit of fragrance in the spicy, it seems that all the feelings of describing a good wine can be described. Smelling it from this wine gourd, many people feel that the word is poor for the first time, and they don't know what words to use to describe it.

The drunkards around were all intoxicated, all with red eyes, wishing to **** the wine gourd, and even the two stewards were reluctant to remove their noses from the wine gourd. Judging from the taste alone, the spirit wine in this gourd is much better than the spirit wine of Tan Youquan before, and it is enough to participate in the wine tasting meeting of the true monarch of the moon.

Seeing the two stewards look like this, the sloppy Taoist seems to have forgotten their arrogance before, and said: "Whether the spirit wine is good or not, the key is the taste. The taste alone cannot be tasted. If you are not sure about it, you can taste it yourself. Give a right opinion at once."

As the steward of Jiuxian City’s City Lord’s Mansion, both of them are good wine people, and the pot of spirit wine in front of them tastes extremely attractive. They long ago hated to be greeted by greedy worms, and now they see that the other party actively invites them to taste. Fine wine, such an opportunity for self-employment, was just what I couldn't ask for. They didn't know where to draw out two cups, each reached a cup, and then drank them all in one go.

They are not worried about poisoning. This is the gate of the city lord’s mansion in Jiuxian City. There are not only the veteran Yuanying monk Yingyue Zhenjun, but also the other Yuanying monk friends he invited to participate in the wine tasting. Who will eat? So Xiongxin Leopard dare to come here to make trouble?

Seeing the two stewards drank them all at once, the sloppy Taoist asked, "How about my spirit wine?"

This spirit wine smells intoxicating, and it certainly doesn’t make any difference. Just when everyone thought the two stewards would exaggerate the spirit wine, the two stewards suddenly opened their mouths and drank it before taking a sip. The spirit wine that went down spurted out, and said, "What is it so bad to drink?"

At this time, the sloppy Taoist laughed and said, "Didn’t the two of you drink it? The wine gourd is filled with boy urine, but I added some special spices in it, so it smells like spirit wine. Speaking of it, this boy's urine is also considered to be one of the best alchemy materials. It was a pity that I spent a lot of energy to get it this morning."

Originally thought it was filled with excellent wine, the two men boldly tasted it, but unexpectedly it was some boy peeing. When they heard the sloppy Taoist's words, the two stewards suddenly retched. Not only them, but the monks who were onlookers, thought that they had deliberately leaned over to smell it just now, how nauseous they thought they were, they also squeezed their noses, their expressions on their faces became richer.

I should have vomited up, and I couldn't vomit anything at this time. The two officers retched a few times before remembering that the culprit was right in front of them.

The two of them, as the stewards of the City Lord’s Mansion, represent the City Lord’s Invite True Monarch Moon, who are superior in the entire Jiu Xian City, not to mention the Golden Core monks. Even the ordinary Yuan Ying monks are polite when they meet them. This sloppy Taoist is only the initial cultivation base of the Golden Core, but he ignores the face of the City Lord's Mansion. When facing them to tease and insult, it is really unbearable. If it is not a good lesson, how can he be worthy of his own identity? ?

The steward threw the wine gourd in his hand to the ground and jumped and scolded: "You are so courageous that you dare to be wild at the gate of the city lord's mansion. I am really impatient to live. Guards, grab him for me. , I must let him know the fate of offending City Lord's Mansion."

The guard at the door was idle and fine, and now I finally met someone looking for trouble. I was overjoyed. He huffed and surrounded the sloppy Taoist. The sloppy Taoist seemed to understand the seriousness of the matter and knew that he had offended the city lord’s mansion. There will be good fruits to eat~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Before the guards came around, they bent over and dived into the crowd.

This sloppy Taoist not only teased the two stewards, but also made the monks onlookers disgusting enough. Everyone didn’t think it was too much of a crowd, so they all backed away, hoping that the guards of the City Lord’s Mansion could catch him and make him suffer. , It's a pity that the sloppy Taoist was extremely slippery. Taking advantage of the large number of people, he disappeared after three crutches and two crutches. A dozen guards of Jindan cultivation base didn't catch him.

The scene was noisy, and it took a long time to calm down. Seeing that more than a dozen Jindan guards were empty-handed, the two stewards couldn't help but look at each other. Unexpectedly, so many people would not be able to catch a troublemaker. It was a ghost. NS. For many years, they haven't been so insulted, but if they can't catch the master, they can only admit that they are unlucky.

Qing Yang was not far from the sloppy Taoist at the time. He saw this scene clearly, and the initial incident also made him disgusting. However, he considered more deeply. This sloppy Taoist dared to tease the two stewards at the gate of the city lord’s mansion. He was still courageous. It's very big. As the saying goes, you have to look at the owner to beat the dog. You can't do it without the courage to tease the doorman outside the door of Zhenjun Yingyue.

The sloppy Taoist is not only courageous, but also powerful. It is impossible for ordinary people to escape from the hands of so many golden core guards. Either this sloppy Taoist is very good at fishing in troubled waters, or he hides his strength and deliberately teases these people. .

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