Doomsday Wonderland

Preface: Friends, I was abducted by aliens for a while, mainly because they took a fancy to my superb aesthetic sense and said they couldn't do it without me. After I helped them improve their alien city planning and space vegetation design, they gave me a red envelope worth 200 yuan, put me on a minibus, and let me back. As soon as I got home, I started writing the extra story immediately without any delay. It was really true.

Because there are so many big tipsters, I found the one closest to me... Now that the New Year is here, let’s follow the old rules and have a New Year’s gift extra!

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Lin Sanjiu didn't know how to spend the Spring Festival this year.

Usually everyone eats and drinks, sings and plays cards, and plays a few rounds of the hide-and-seek game in Exodus, "Who can anger the puppet master and successfully hide from him?" It's quite fun, but after living like this for several years, it's hard to avoid people's hearts. Want to change, want to change the pattern.

"I don't care what you change. Anyway, the menu must not cut corners."

Bohemia now eats more and sees more, and her eyes no longer glow green when she sees food. However, accordingly, her standards for delicious food have increased, and she is about to forget her roots.

"Ji Shanqing is a person who refuses to do anything. He can't even bark at him, so he is willing to cook a good meal during the holidays. By the way, tell him that the quality of breakfast is very average recently. The skin of the shrimp dumplings , too hard. Why did you write it, and why do you have no requirements for yourself?"

Libao had long been dissatisfied with his gradual transformation into a chef, but he didn't dare to let him hear this.

"I can only talk to you about eating," Lin Sanjiu sighed, and promptly pressed the second half of the sentence "it's of no use."

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"Playing games?" Yu Yuan was willing to think about the problem seriously and suggested: "We can collect some board games. We have never played board games, right?"

This was an idea. Lin Sanjiu tilted her head and considered it for a while. “Aren’t there too many people for a board game?”

"Two tables can be opened."

Lin Sanjiu thought for a while. "Then...who is the puppet master sharing a table with?"

Yu Yuan also thought about it. "How about we watch TV."

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What’s so great about TV! What's more, the film and television dramas collected in the apocalyptic world are either language-impaired or lack understanding of their cultural background. They are often confused and confused, and they turn into anthropological research.

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Lin Sanjiu interviewed several people and found that each one was less useful than the last.

The great witch wanted to hold a fashion Gala, and wanted to collect the best designs in the apocalyptic world. She even thought about who should be dressed up and who should not be dressed up. She had thought everything through, but the only problem was that it had nothing to do with the New Year.

"Joyful?" Her face wrinkled up, as if the word "joyful" deeply offended her. "No, I've never heard that the requirement for a fashion Gala is to be festive. Forget about those lanterns, flower baskets, and red banners - you made those colorful dragons, it looks like the palette has been vomited! "

Doctor Cat has no idea about the New Year.

This is an attitude unique to animals, and the same applies to rabbits: no matter what happens, it happens; there is no need to look forward to it, nor to worry or worry.

After five minutes of in-depth conversation with Doctor Cat, Lin Sanjiu even began to think about philosophical questions - What is the essential difference between New Year's Day and every day in the past and future? Is this sense of ritual just to comfort human beings’ uncertainty and insecurity about the future?

If we continue to talk, the New Year will not be able to pass, so Lin Sanjiu sighed and left.

*

In the end, she didn't expect that the New Year's resolution was proposed by a guy who was not even a human being. Of course, there were many guys who were not human; but no matter how you looked at it, the proposer seemed to be the one least likely to celebrate the New Year. .

"I know how to celebrate the New Year. It's very festive, and it really brings good luck."

The Queen of Soul said slowly, combing her braids. "There is a doomsday planet where every New Year there is a celebration to ward off evil spirits and bring good luck. It is very interesting. We can all go and see it. It is like traveling to celebrate the New Year, right? We pack up, go there together, and blend in with the local crowds , try the snacks and watch the show, it’s also fun.”

It described the celebration activities to Lin Sanjiu in detail, which made Lin Sanjiu's heart surge with excitement. With a slap on the thigh, the matter was settled. It was the Queen of Soul who finally solved the problem. I really couldn’t tell which cloud had rain.

*

She simply forgot to ask why the planet was ending and there were New Year celebrations and crowd snacks.

*

There is only one week left before the Chinese New Year, and Exodus is already busy. It doesn’t matter if there are too many people. Most of them, at best, are uninhibited souls pursuing freedom; at worst, they have no team spirit at all, and their requirements are extremely diverse.

What's more, when traveling with such a group of people, she has to be responsible for the impact on the surrounding environment, which is not easy.

In order to make everyone happy, Lin Sanjiu had no choice but to temporarily form a "New Year's Travel Celebration Planning Group". The only members of the group were Lin Sanjiu, Yu Yuan who invited her with her kind words, and Ji Shanqing who couldn't refuse her sister's request. .

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The following are some of the guest requirements.

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"What local snacks? What if it doesn't taste good?" Bohemia was worried. "Don't you make those baked buns, fried skewers, chicken wings, rice cakes, bean paste crisps, cheesecakes, peanut toast, coconut milk smoothies and so on? I won't bring them anymore. ? You think for yourself, is this appropriate? Of course, I will also give local snacks a chance. But there is no reason to eat on an empty stomach, right?"

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"I don't ask for much," Yuan Xiangxi said gently, "I just want to experience as much as possible in my short ghost life. So, can you make me a kite?"

"Do you want to fly a kite?" Lin Sanjiu asked. This request is indeed not too much.

"No," Yuan Xiangxi smiled so white his teeth flashed, "Make a big kite, I'll lie on the kite, and you let me go. Isn't New Year's activity fun? I want to look down from mid-air, but your field of view is definitely not as good as I'm good."

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"There's no need to talk about wine. I believe you will definitely prepare it for me." Qingjiu Liu considered the problem very down-to-earth and very realistic: "The problem is, if you are happy with drinking, I may not be able to keep up with you. Is there a way? Do you want me to know your location at any time? It would be best if I could still feel it even if I passed away drunk hundreds of miles away."

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"I wanted to do something with the girls at the celebration," Sbaan said.

"No," Lin Sanjiu looked him over. He was eighteen years old. She was afraid that there would be too many people at the celebration, so if she put him among the girls, it would be terrible if there would be a crowd and a stampede. "I've already planned it, you go with the man."

"Do they have good-looking faces, or do they smell good?" Siba'an asked, "Isn't the purpose of the New Year to make me happy? You can rearrange it."

How did I raise him in my old age? Lin Sanjiu pressed his temples vigorously. Why did I raise him with a temperament like Jia Baoyu? Moreover, in his boyhood, Sibaan actually had an extra layer of stubbornness and ego. Is this the so-called youthful rebellious period?

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In addition to meeting everyone's requests, you also have to take care of key troublemakers again and again, and be sure not to cause any safety accidents - there are rumors on the ship recently that the puppet master and the Queen of Soul seem to want to launch a joint product, which can be controlled and wearable , her head hurt when she thought about it.

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Can such a bunch of messy guys really participate in the celebration properly without causing trouble to the locals?

(to be continued)

The missing person quietly returns! The initial plan for the new book is February, but we can also have a second step plan.

PS: Damn it! ! I haven't posted an extra chapter for a long time, and I forgot to set the chapter as public, so it became a paid chapter again! Isn't that okay? Talking about extra charges but actually charging for extras is really hypocritical to collect money.