Doomsday Wonderland

A tip and thank you episode for Fahrenheit 451

If life goes smoothly and you have everything you want, then it seems that life itself will gradually become less precious.

Hu Miaomiao lowered her head and looked at the can that had just been opened in front of her, and smelled it gently. The tuna is not canned for cats, but canned for human consumption. The meat is of better quality; the people who contributed it are obviously more selfless.

It sighed softly, and its white beard trembled.

"What's wrong? Why don't you move?" A young girl leaned over nervously and asked. "You don't like tuna?"

"Not really."

Doctor Cat was currently sitting in the middle of the dining table, surrounded by devout believers who had already placed several delicacies on his table.

In addition to canned tuna, there is also a grass carp caught in the river and cooked in plain water without adding any salt. The smell is fishy and fishy, ​​reaching up to the ceiling; I don’t know where to find cat snacks. , plated, sprinkled with nutritional yeast powder, and garnished with a wildflower.

Some people are even worried about cats’ dietary fiber. After reading the cat food formula table, they prepared a small bowl of fresh corn kernels. In the apocalyptic world, from a certain perspective, this is rarer and more precious than any big fish or meat. Too much - Doctor Cat is embarrassed to say that he actually doesn’t like corn.

It's nice to not have to worry about eating and drinking... But being surrounded by so many dishes, Doctor Cat felt like if he only had an apple in his mouth, it would definitely look like a main course.

"Then why do you have no appetite?" The young girl was almost crying. "Your fur and eyes are not as bright as before... When I think about cats and their life span..."

"I can survive until I visit your grave." Doctor Cat said coldly.

"I'm sorry, I didn't speak well," she said quickly, clasping her hands together.

Doctor Cat patted her hand and graciously said forget it.

"My life is not just about satisfying my appetite." It licked its paws and said, "I also have interests and dreams, things I want to do, and goals I want to achieve."

"Ah, what is it?" the young girl asked. "You said that as long as we can do it, we will go through fire and water without hesitation..."

"You can't help." Doctor Cat shook his head and stood up, like a four-legged ballerina, with her toes pointedly stepping on the gaps between plates and dishes, preparing to leave the surroundings of delicious food.

The movement is very light, but unfortunately the belly hangs and sways, making it inconvenient. In order not to get full of fish and corn, Doctor Cat kicked off his hind legs, jumped over a plate of dishes, and slammed it firmly and heavily on the edge of the table with a thud - he looked back, and the young girl coughed. , turned his gaze.

"I'm a big cat myself, so I didn't get fat."

"Of course, of course...what do you want to do? Tell me and let me give you some advice, what if?" the young girl said, "And Xiaohuo, Old Crow, they are all willing to work hard for you. of."

"I appreciate your kindness, Ah Hua." Doctor Cat raised his eyes, and when he looked at her eyes, he saw the reflection of his own round, almost pitch-black eyes in the young girl's pupils. "But, can you still reverse the laws of this doomsday world?"

"The... rules of the apocalyptic world?"

This is already the third E-level world that Doctor Cat has spent in a row. The days are so relaxing and beautiful that it is melancholy and annoying. It is so beautiful that it makes anyone want to scratch their face.

The easiest thing to say is the [tormented and screaming soul] right now.

What an easy way? It's all written in the name. Since the soul is suffering and screaming, it means that there is nothing wrong with the body.

Even if you are stabbed in the stomach by an enemy, as long as you lie on the ground long enough, the air can stop the bleeding; just grab a few leaves and wipe it, and the juice will disinfect it; pinch the wound, and it will close by itself in a while without stitching. , it is said that it is because the water in this world has the properties of liquid sutures, which will only appear when it encounters a wound.

Doctor Cat has only one use left: to be provided for.

Even the cat is starting to feel empty.

"Then you want... to play with a yarn ball?" Ah Hua asked carefully.

Doctor Cat stared at her, tapping his tail on the table with a loud bang.

"I'm sorry, don't be angry, just keep talking." Ah Hua is pretty good at reading cats.

"I always hope to devote my energy and life to modern medicine, constantly accumulate experience, and strive for excellence..." Doctor Cat lowered his head and said, "But in this world...I have no use at all. You can all feel that I am gradually becoming handier..."

Ah Hua was also genuinely anxious. "Really, you are a doctor after all! How can we do this?" She thought for a while and asked: "Is there anything I can do? Well, even taking the initiative to get hurt..."

"That's not possible. Besides, as a doctor, I can't ask you to injure yourself just to train my hands. Isn't that putting the cart before the horse?"

"Your sentiment is really noble," Ah Hua said sincerely.

Doctor Cat imitated human behavior and cleared its throat - it had tried to cough in a human way before, hoping to make people listen to what it was saying, but was asked if it needed to spit out its hair; after that, it started coughing like a human. Instead I just cleared my throat.

"Ahua, you are actually a very good-looking girl," Doctor Cat suddenly said.

"Huh? Thank you, doctor." Ah Hua was obviously a little confused when the cat complimented her on her appearance. She was not sure whether this was a good thing or not. That's right. Who knows the beauty standards of cats.

"If you ask me, you are good in every aspect. The only flaw is that your eyes are double, which affects the outline and shape of your eyes and does not fully show your beauty." Doctor Cat continued to persuade, "I can It can be seen that as long as you improve this point, it is like adding the finishing touch, and your own beauty will bloom."

Ah Hua touched his eyelids. "what do you mean…"

"I really never thought about the need to perform 'unnecessary surgery' on people before, but in this world, this type of surgery is the most suitable, right?" Doctor Cat raised a paw and touched his eyes The man next to me gestured and said, "Have you seen my eyes?"

"I saw it, it's so beautiful."

"I think so too," Dr. Cat said matter-of-factly, "As long as you make suitable double eyelids, your eye contours can also become round, big, and with raised tails, right? You should trust my skills. Bar?"

After coming to [The Tormented Screaming Soul], Ah Hua, who had not even had a cold, almost nodded his head when he heard this.

"Doctors can continue to pursue their ideals and improve their skills. This is more important than anything else! Although in the apocalyptic world, I have never considered double eyelids, but isn't this killing two birds with one stone?"

Ah Hua became excited as he spoke. As a patient, he took the initiative to arrange the time for the operation, prepared the operating room, laid out the operating bed, and even sent a message to this small human gathering place - "Doctor Cat is going to give me surgery tomorrow." I have double eyelid surgery, so I won’t be able to go out on my mission tomorrow.”

"Can you also do double eyelids?" Xiao Huo was stunned.

"Yes, Doctor Cat also mentioned you," Ah Hua repeated the words dutifully: "'Xiao Huo has a good figure, but as a male, the mandible line is not clear, and it is connected with the neck, so it cannot be called It looks good. But it doesn't matter. It's an unnecessary operation anyway, so it doesn't matter if I continue to be empty and bored."

…When the fourteen months were over, a large number of shining handsome men and beauties were transported away from the world of [tormented and screaming souls].

I'm going to start with the most recent rewards and write the extras in reverse order. The next big boss should be Han Yue Shengxiao. Who do you like? Whose extra do you want to watch?

In order not to become a donkey's earthbound spirit, I will write 1-2 people's side stories a week, but I will not sign a contract. I will try my best to complete it... It has been nine years and I want to take a break. But at this rate, you and I will be together forever, which is better than any marriage certificate.

(I have been editing the article for a while, and I have only completed more than 70 chapters, and I am almost exhausted... There are still people who are re-editing and commenting on my article in real time. It makes me laugh. We have an inexhaustible fate, right)

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