Discussing The Correct Posture To Enjoy Dog Food

Chapter 30: Lemon-flavored film emperor attack (9)

====== `` Lost Island Survival "Hologram Live Day 1 · Settled in Desert Island ↓↓ ======

Fans watched me, walking under the leadership of the island owner into the lush desert island with a pair of sunglasses in their hands. The island owner said, "Some of you who have rolled up your trouser legs, your best Put down your trousers first, the sleeves, trouser legs, and top are all tied up, otherwise if something gets in ... it's troublesome. "

He said carelessly, his smile was bright, let alone the others, and the audience felt a cold behind him.

The others immediately checked nervously. On the other hand, my uncle, holding two large bags, had a cold expression, but approached the island owner very thoughtfully: "Little pit child, shall I go ahead, okay?"

The barrage ring was completely ashed in his subwoofer!

"My uncle actually helped someone with their luggage. Who is he?"

"I'm also curious! Ask the gods for science!"

"Mai Tao, we new signing artist, and I have collaborated with a" Beacon Agent "has not yet been released, we live broadcast anchor. Now living in the blue list no.940 ... Although he is the lowest grade, he is the island owner ... ... well, I accept! "

"Is Xiao Mengxin so rich now?"

"Little pit?"

"Emma, ​​look at the island owner's big little pear vortex. This name is super cute!"

"How can I be so gentle when I yell at Xiaokeng!"

"Although I already knew that I had a fiery and soft heart under my stern expression, but-I want to be the owner of the island!"

"I treat him so special, why is that! It tickles me!"

"Haha, don't you both feel strong about them?"

"Roll out cp! I won't cp with others!"

"My uncle is such a good gentleman, like a big brother next door ~~~"

...

====== `` The Deserted Island Survival '' The first day of the holographic shooting scene ↓↓ ======

Move away from the thick weeds that almost spread over the chest.

Six people walk side by side, separated by a distance of about one meter.

Gou Liang walked first, He Chongzheng came second, followed by Su Chu and Zhang Qiaoyi, followed by Ming Xing, who was very tall. At the end, Cheng Bei, who looked very reliable.

I do not know what kind of grass, not only tall, but with sharp sawtooth, very scary.

The only girl Su Chu is in the middle because of her shortest height, she can only see a little hair when she is trapped in this haystack. She wrapped her face tightly with a shawl, leaving only a pair of eyes. This is so, and the weeds that hit her face still hurt. Halfway through, Zhang Qiaoyi took the initiative to help her with her luggage to make her less difficult.

In the rushing grass, Su Chu couldn't help asking: "How long can we get to the island owner?"

She pinched her sore arm, changed her hand, and waved the branches against the grass—she was more afraid of something terrible that would suddenly pop out of the grass, rather than excessive hard work.

Gou Liang responded in front of him: "In about two minutes and forty seconds, we will reach the first stop."

Zhang Qiaoyi: "Haha, you, the island master, do you have accurate time to the second?"

Gou Liang: "Well, I also know that you will fall in three seconds. Sister Su Chu, you take a step to the right, now it is--"

His voice dropped, and Zhang Qiaoyi suddenly took a nap and fell to the left, trying to support himself with a branch.

Everyone: "..."

Behind Ming Xing clearly: "... Is the island owner a crow mouth?"

The tallest person, He Chongzhen, turned his head back, without a trace of temperature, accurately falling on Ming Xing. The latter: "... you are so cute to your cousin for a wild and cute, I'm worried!"

He Chongzheng: "Be careful, don't bother everyone."

Ming Xing, who was touched by the previous sentence, was killed in the cruel truth.

Zhang Qiaoyi patted his chest and was shocked, saying, "Fortunately, after the island owner said something, I was a little bit prepared, or I would fall into the haystack and look disfigured. But how do you know that I will fall when I walk in front?"

"Listen to your voice." Gou Liang, who was using system monitoring to lock them up, said, "The lesson is in front of you. Don't just look at the left and right, but at the foot."

Ming Xing muttered in a low voice: "Everyone heard that they would fall without waiting ..."

"That's because I worry that your IQ can't understand the potential danger. Now, do you remember to look at your feet?" Gou Liang Xiao 梁 's voice passed into his ear, Ming Xing opened his eyes in disbelief: "Now It ’s the tone of Mengxin and his predecessors? Also, your ears are open? ”

Gou Liang: "Did the director say, don't offend me here? Didn't you pass the reading comprehension in your elementary school?"

Ming Xing: "... Cousin saves my life!"

He Chongzhen raised his hand and touched Gouliang's head, and said with a smile: "We need to be more forgiving to unwise people."

Gou Liang smiled sweetly, "Obvious male god! Hard work, I'll get it ~"

"No, you need to be careful."

"Relax, although I'm here for the first time, there is no way I can't remember."

Congregation: What the **** was the first visit? !!

Gou Liang smiled and said, "Here it is."

Su Chu, who has a clear focus, looks at his watch and says, "... It's really only two minutes and thirty-eight seconds."

The branches poke away the last weeds, and the wide view is refreshing!

I saw cricket stones appearing in front of me. There was a large patch of rugged ground with many small grasses. There was already a towering forest area in front. On the right was a beautiful hillside with flowers and flowers. On the left was a towering sky. When you climb up the big stone, you can see the stunning sea.

Gou Liang greeted him to look at the scenery strangely, using holographic lenses to allow the audience to see more and more beautiful Ming Xing quartet, wiped the sweat of He Chongzhen, and then said, "Let's gather together, and wait a few more There will be showers in minutes and we have to put up the tent. "

Everyone looked at the bright sun and the cloudless sky: "..."

However, Zhang Qiaoyi, who had already suffered a loss, responded first. Others reluctantly gave up the beautiful scenery and started looking for a place to stay.

Gou Liang and He Chongzhen quickly chose the best place, put up the tent, organized the double sleeping bag that Gou Liang did not care about, put the luggage, and came out to help-I saw that the other three men were helping The only lady set up a tent.

Gou Liang looked at the site selection, and knew that Chengbei was indeed an expert. He Chongzhen went forward and said, "Chengge, I and Xiaokenger are here to meet you. You must choose a place for yourself and Zhangge. "

Ming Xing said poorly, "What about me?"

He Chong did not return his head, "wait."

Ming Xing: "Well."

Gou Liang said, "There isn't much time left. Don't want to get wet, everyone should hurry up."

Ming Xing immediately said, "Who knows what is true and false, can you still count as a **** stick?"

Gou Liang Meifeng said, "You said, if I ask the male **** not to set up a tent for you, will he help you?"

Ming Xing hasn't spoken yet, He Chongzheng has said: "No need, no."

Su Chu laughed amidst the weeping weeping of Ming Xing, and asked: "Island owner, Jiu Wenming, this is the first time we have met. Tell me what is the relationship between you and my aunt, please meet Senior curiosity! "

Gou Liang said while installing a tent, "He is my male god, I like him!"

Su Chu said: "He is also my male god, and I like him too, so why is he only good to you?"

Gou Liang touched his chin: "I also want to know about this question. Otherwise, Sister Su Chu can help me ask the male god?"

Su Chu: "... I'm actually not that curious, hahaha."

She was afraid of the male god, but Xing wasn't afraid, and he was not willing to gather around He Chongzhen to ask East and West, He Chongzhen didn't give up if he didn't answer.

He Chongzheng: "More than a punctuation mark, you can find your own tent."

Ming Xing silently squeezed his mouth and stopped talking.

Everyone was busy at the mouth, and suddenly a thunder sounded across the sky, and saw a large dark cloud rushing towards them at a rapid speed-

Frightened, Ming Xing and others quickly speeded up their hands and feet.

Finally, Gou Liang and He Chongzhen set up Ming Xing's tent. The sky was dark and dark, and before they returned to their tent, the raindrops of the beans had fallen. He Chongzhen pulled Gou Liang to run two steps quickly, pushed him into the tent, and then hid himself, pulling the tent with Gou Liang in the strong wind.

Gou Liang was about to throw him down, and it was so dangerous to remember that he was carrying a holographic live broadcast tool with him, and now every move they saw was in full view, holding back.

He Chongzhen didn't care as much. He raised his hands and wiped his face wet with rain. He squatted and opened his backpack to find a towel.

The rain pouring down from the tent made the tent tremble, "snap," Gou Liang squatted beside him, raised his face to wipe the rain, and said with a smile: "Male **** male god, you are so good."

====== "Lost Island Survival" Hologram Live Day 1 Desert Island Rainstorm ↓↓ ======

In addition to the live broadcast tools that the six main characters carried, the show crew also placed large shots of holographic live broadcasts on the island.

At this moment, the audience watched the coming rain, and the black clouds were so low that they almost covered the entire island, with lightning and thunder, the four tents looked extremely pathetic in the storm.

Teacher Cheng first set up a tent for Zhang, the master. It was too late for them, so now the two of them are sitting together, talking with drinking water, and they are not afraid. My uncle and the island owner were also together. After wiping each other's faces, they took out a few boxes of delicious food from the island owner's backpack and started the live broadcast of the food. They were not moved by the wind and rain, as if they were a world of their own.

The audience still wanted to see more details, but the camera has been switched to Teddy Lord and Goddess.

In the live broadcast of the dual-screen mode, they watched two lonely people hugging each other in the tent up close, and suddenly ...

"My goddess' face is so scared, it hurts!"

"Six sisters, take our little Teddy home! Whoops, this ghost said it rains and rains, and the lightning strikes so close, the baby will be scared to death, let alone my star!"

The goddess was relatively brave, always remembering that she was broadcasting live, holding her knees and saying, "I know you can hear me, although I can't hear you, don't leave me here alone. Who? Help me see where the lightning is, and I won't split it on me. Think of my appearance, and if I die, I will cry. "

They hurried to comfort: "The goddess is not afraid, we are all there!" "Goddess, lightning is far from you, don't be afraid!"

The Teddy Lord was more arrogant and kept shouting, "Is there anyone? Who promised me!"

"Hhhh ​​inexplicably laughs! I am a dedicated **** official, I swear!"

"I'm afraid I have forgotten that I was broadcasting 2333"

"But it's really scary. Although I know I'm just watching the live broadcast, I still cover the quilt and look out the window, I'm afraid that lightning will strike me."

"Touch my teddy, the pitiful child is frightened."

"Yeah, my star didn't call home, it was already great!"

Lord Teddy did not shout home, he shouted: "Cousin! He Chongzhen !! Island Master !!! I know you can hear! Whoever comes here please! Don't leave me here! What the **** is this? Place, just fine, how to say thunder and thunder, cousin, come on! I will never sue to my aunt again and say you bullied me! Come on, I ca n’t bear it alone— — "

Group: I really don't want to laugh, hahahahaha!

====== `` The Deserted Island Survival '' The first day of the holographic shooting scene ↓↓ ======

He Chongzhen listened to the lingering Ming Xing ghost crying in the storm, and asked Gou Liang: "Xiaokenger, when will this rain stop?"

Gou Liang ate beautifully pickled lemons with moderate salty acidity and said, "It will clear up in about ten minutes."

He Chongzhen nodded, decisively unable to control Ming Xing.

When the rain stopped, Ming Xing ran outside first, grabbing He Chongzhen and said, "Cousin, I want to have a tent with you !! I don't want to sleep alone !!!"

He Chongzhen dropped his hand and said relentlessly, "You are thirty years old, not three years old."

Ming Xing's eyes were soaked. He was really frightened just now. He pointed at Gou Liang angrily and said, "So why can he ?!"

He Chongzhen: "He is ten years younger than you."

Ming Xing: "... a young age is great!"

Gou Liang Ang said with a head: "Seniors, grief changes smoothly."

Ming Xing was furious, but everyone else didn't care. They were helping to set up the tent in the north.

Zhang Qiaoyi said, "Island owner, what are we going to do next?" He is now convinced by Gou Liang and decides to hold the islander's thigh tightly as the director instructs him to relax!

"You can go and find something to eat." Gou Liang said, crooked his head and said, "Yes, I told you. This island is the only safest place. It is best not to leave here if you act alone. . Also, recognize this grass, you can't eat poisonous, but it will not be close to this place in general snake worms and ants. If you want to go out, remember to bring a little bit on your body. It has just rained and is small The animals are all excited. Be careful yourself. "

Everyone stared at the grass growing in the cracks in the stones, and plucked.

Chengbei stopped Ming Xing, who was near the grass he wanted to light up: "Leave it for me!"

Zhang Qiaoyi responded and said, "Is that what you mean by the island owner, let us go out for food? What about yourself?"

Gou Liang snorted, "Don't you know, I brought it with me. Alas, it was just enough for me, the male **** and sister Su Chu to have a meal. If you do, ask for blessings."

Su Chu was so moved: "I still have my share, thank you, the island owner! Long live the island owner!"

Ming Xing & Zhang Qiaoyi & Chengbei: o (> _ <) o

Regardless of how Ming Xing emphasized that he ate very little, as long as he had two mouthfuls, one mouthful was enough, but he was driven out of the tent by Gou Liang who was taking care of food.

Su Chu watched them leave and said anxiously, "It's okay if they just go out like this?"

Gou Liang shrugged and said, "Teacher Youcheng is here, right?"

Su Chu: "... Should? What should I do if I'm more worried?"

He Chongzhen opened the food, and she stopped talking at once, and said brightly, "I have also watched the live broadcast of the island owner's food. I didn't expect it to smell more fragrant than I thought. It must be delicious!"

Gou Liang said He Chongzhen, "I said that we must bring that box of fried chicken, it is best to eat fried chicken in rainy days!"

He Chongzhen looked at him quietly: "The rain stopped."

Gou Liang: "... hum."

Su Chu, who was waiting for dinner, said: "You have a good relationship, have you known each other for a long time?"

Gou Liang: "I have been with him for many years, but he should have known me for more than a month, right?"

He Chongzhen: "It's 57 days."

Gou Liang smiled and said knowingly: "It turned out that the male **** kept silent on me before I joined the group!"

He Chongzhen didn't answer, and started to eat.

When they finished eating beautifully, before the other three came back, they went out to see the scenery.

====== `` Lost Island Survival "Hologram Live Day 1 · First Lunch ↓↓ ======

"what!!!!!"

This one almost broke his throat and scared the people who eat the melon. It was not the Teddy Lord who was always going to do things, but the most stable teacher!

The live video was switched from the delicious lunch scene of the three of me, and I saw the flat-headed snake with its head and tongue stuck out in front of everyone-

"Ah ah ah!"

The live room was filled with screams.

Many people dropped their chairs and went down.

"Director, what the **** are you doing!"

"Oh my god, I'm scared to pee!"

"What a God Turn!"

"It was so unprepared that I was scared. My heart stopped for three seconds!"

"Mr. Cheng is all right, isn't my star bitten?"

"Where is Archbishop Joe ?!"

"Ah, this place is too dangerous, Ma Ma called me home!"

"I'm relying on it, this is really a live broadcast with a rope, terrifying the baby!"

...

Teacher Cheng, Master Zhang and Teddy's faces were all very white. At this time, everyone was surprised that Teddy was the most calm.

"Don't be afraid, it doesn't want to attack us right now, we walk quietly ... be careful about your steps, don't make it feel threatening."

"Yes, I still have precious grass on me! The island owner blesses me, God Buddha Maria ..." Zhang Jiao grasped the grass in his hand, already scared to reveal his nature. Teacher Cheng also held his breath ...

The crowd was relieved when they slowly left the border of the snake and returned to the station.

"I was so scary just now!"

"The island owner bless me ... haha, the leader is such a superstitious person XD."

"Teddy was driven away by a snake while I was watching them watching the beautiful scenery. This is life ..."

"My star is awesome! So brave !!!"

The barrage's voice had not yet fallen, and I saw Teddy suddenly running wildly, hugging the island owner greatly-"Island owner, help !!!!"

Crowd: Forgive the child for the length of the reflection arc, and now I know the fear. Laugh and cry. GIF

Immediately after, I saw his cousin ruthlessly and said coldly, "Hold him again and break your leg."

My star probably didn't hear it, turned around and hugged me, and cried loudly: "Cousin, cousin almost can't come back !!!"

The expression of the island owner is like this: = _ = |||

The thrilling first day continues ...

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