Disaster Artist

"Can you swim and surf?"

"Yes, of course."

"What about rock climbing?"

"Yes, some research."

"Can you ride a heavy motorcycle?"

"Yes, yes, yes."

"And what about heavy trucks?"

"meeting……"

When he heard the heavy truck, Ling Xiao tried to stop Wei Dongmang. After all, how could an actor drive a heavy truck casually?

It's just so unreasonable, okay?

But Ling Xiao's movements were still too slow, Wei Dongmang's words blurted out, and it had become a habit to subconsciously say "yes" no matter what.

"Sword Comes"

Ling Xiao's outstretched right hand was retracted in embarrassment, covering his cheeks. He felt that the current scene was becoming more and more ugly——

Lu Qian should have seen it, right?

How to do?

Ling Xiao continued to support his forehead, and lowered his head to think, how should he justify himself next?

"Hehe, so, you have a driver's license for a special vehicle?"

"Yes, yes, I have..."

"Very well, then, can you sing?"

"Yes, of course."

Ling Xiao wanted to get into the soil, but it was too late to stop Wei Dongmang——

Sing?

Wei Dongmang, the insufferable guy, sings like magic. As soon as he opens his mouth, the sparrows flying in the sky will all fall freely. How dare he say that he can sing?

If Lu Qian asked Wei Dongmang to sing on the spot at this time, I am afraid that there will be tragic casualties in the coffee house.

"Bel Canto? Or pop? Or jazz?"

"Pop, I'm more suitable for pop songs."

"Oh, so I thought you would like classical music, or jazz, after all, you just said you studied some dance."

"..." Wei Dongmang couldn't answer.

Lu Qian's dialogue seems to be simple, very smooth and very light, and there is no burden, but in fact the rhythm of the whole dialogue is smooth and smooth, and there is no breathing space at all, which also means that there is almost no room for thinking, and he is involved in it when he talks. , and then can only answer conditioned reflexively.

The short conversation back and forth, not to mention Wei Dongmang, even Ling Xiao can’t keep up—

Look, he can't even find room to interject.

Ling Xiao looked at Wei Dongmang who was trying to say something but got stuck, a deep sense of powerlessness came to his mind:

It's over, the audition is ruined, it's ruined like that.

He wants to die, is he allowed to disappear on the spot now?

"Would you like to play in combat scenes in person? Of course, there are still professional stunts in charge of dangerous scenes, but some main combat scenes still need to be played in person."

"Of course, there is no problem." Wei Dongmang finally regained some confidence, "We all know that the biggest attraction of 'raid' is the immersive fight."

"Very good, so what about the whole fruit? The whole fruit on the front?"

"……OK, no problem."

Wei Dongmang was a little stunned, but still gave a conditioned answer in the affirmative.

Ling Xiao's entire back was soaked with cold sweat. He supported his head with his arms, turned his face sideways, and blinked desperately at Wei Dongmang: No, the whole fruit picture is not good.

Wei Dongmang noticed the hint in Ling Xiao's eyes, and the words twirled on the tip of his tongue, "Uh, no?"

But the ending sound is raised, like a question sentence.

Obviously it was an answer, but in the end I was not sure, the scene was a bit funny.

Wei Dongmang immediately realized that his words were wrong, and quickly rubbed his face with both hands, "Okay, no problem, if it's the director's request, I have no problem, 100%, no reservations."

"No reservations?" A smile appeared in Lu Qian's eyes.

Wei Dongmang and Ling Xiao were both immersed in panic at this time, completely ignoring the mischievous light in Lu Qian's eyes, Wei Dongmang just nodded and gritted his teeth, "Yes, no problem."

Ling Xiao was about to go crazy, should he strangle Wei Dongmang first, or should he strangle himself first?

What exactly is going on?

How did things get here?

Wei Dongmang could detect Ling Xiao's eyes, and he finally noticed something unusual, but the whole conversation was so fast that it was hard to tell the difference for a while, and then Lu Qian's voice came again.

"By the way, can you ride a horse?"

"meeting."

"And what about fencing?"

"Will... I'm sorry, Director, I'm sorry."

Words, like inputting a program, mechanically jumped out, and then Wei Dongmang finally couldn't hold it any longer, waved his hands again and again to end the conversation.

Lu Qian raised his eyebrows slightly, "I don't know how to fencing, it doesn't matter, I don't need to apologize..."

Wei Dongmang lowered his eyelids, thought for a while, then took a deep breath, raised his head, and looked at Lu Qian, his eyes regained his usual calm, as if he had regained his composure.

"No, director, it's not just fencing."

"I can't ride a horse, I can't dance, I can't sing tones, and I haven't studied professional martial arts."

"I can't paint or sculpt, but I can play the violin, but I haven't practiced for many years, so I don't know what my level is now."

The truth, all frankly and leniently.

Ling Xiao was stunned, even if he wanted to be honest, there was no need to take out all his wealth and shake it all over again, right?

"By the way, I don't know how to drive heavy trucks." Wei Dongmang's expression was a little painful, "I'm sorry, director, I lied, I told many, many lies, I'm really sorry."

Ling Xiao had forgotten to breathe, and his heart couldn't stand the roller coaster experience of ups and downs.

Lu Qian raised his jaw slightly, "I guessed about the heavy truck."

Wei Dongmang smiled bitterly, "Yeah, who would study heavy trucks with nothing to do. But, director, if I need to, I'm willing to learn."

Taking a deep breath, taking a deep breath again, Wei Dongmang still wants to fight.

"Director, I know that I am not an acting genius, and I am good at very few things, but I am willing to learn ~www.readwn.com~ and put in 100% of my energy."

"I am willing to learn heavy trucks, I am willing to learn professional martial arts, I can go into battle without a substitute, and there is absolutely no problem with Quanguo..."

The words were only halfway through, this time Ling Xiao finally seized the opportunity, "Dongmang! We still need to discuss the matter of Quanguo!"

Because Ling Xiao also realized that this time it was true, Wei Dongmang showed all his cards without reservation, so he had to stop it.

Wei Dongmang seemed very determined, and shook his head at Ling Xiao, stopping Ling Xiao, and then continued to say to Lu Qian, "I'm serious, director, I'm willing."

"I don't know what the second brother said in front of you to win this audition opportunity for me, but director, please believe me, I really hope to cooperate with you. For this cooperation, I am willing to do anything. Even if you let me sing in the coffee house now, I'll be fine."

Wei Dongmang's words revealed a hint of firmness.

Lu Qian laughed cheerfully, "It seems that your singing should be very lethal, because your manager's face has no blood."

Ling Xiao just shook his head again and again: No, absolutely not.

Wei Dongmang pursed the corners of his mouth shyly, trying to defend himself, but didn't know what to say.

Lu Qian's laughter became more cheerful, and there was a touch of appreciation in his eyes——

As for these rules of audition within the industry, he certainly knows that no matter what the situation is, he will unconditionally say "yes" first, and then slowly prepare.

Telling the truth like Wei Dongmang requires a lot of courage and perseverance.

This is precisely why Lu Qian likes Wei Dongmang.

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