Disaster Artist

Looking at the simple scene of martial arts rehearsal in front of him, Lu Qian couldn't help but think back to his own time and space, the kung fu movies that were popular all over the world in the 1980s. Even if 20 or 30 years have passed, those classic movies are still good-looking, compared to later computer special effects. The bombing popcorn blockbuster is no less.

Once upon a time, staring at the martial arts superstars on the big screen, every little boy fantasized about becoming a hero and being a heroic hero. It is estimated that everyone can name their favorite martial arts hero, an era when the stars shine. It can satisfy everyone's hobbies and interests.

If possible, Lu Qian really hopes to return to the Dome Cinema again, and enjoy a retro-style martial arts movie with an uneasy and excited mood. After the movie is over, he and his friends happily compete with each other, even if he is a flower fist and embroidered legs, Still cherishing the dream of a hero.

"The actor's rest area..."

Lu Qian was looking at the situation of the studio, while Yu Shao was determining the direction, but obviously, his sense of direction was not good. fainted.

The staff on the set come and go, and everyone has their own work to be busy with. Occasionally a stranger or two comes in, but they don't pay attention at all. In addition, there are so many people on the set that it is difficult to tell whether a strange face is coming or not. The other staff who helped, naturally, no one paid any attention.

"Excuse me, is there anything I can help?"

A clear and hearty voice came from the noise, and without turning back, you could feel the sweat just finished exercising from the heavy breathing, and the energetic vigor was mixed in the voice.

Yu Shao and Lu Qian both looked over, and then they could see a pair of big eyes, like a Maltese dog, round eyes, round nose, round mouth, and slightly wheat-colored skin exuding a healthy smell. , It seems that the baby face with some baby cheeks still remains difficult to accurately judge the age.

However, the arms exposed outside the vest can see strong muscle lines, and the proportion of the body with wide shoulders and narrow waist presents a perfect visual effect, and the whole body reveals a simple and simple atmosphere. The type who does regular exercise and fitness and has no interest in other things.

A smile appeared in Lu Qian's eyes.

In front of him, he was a member who was just designing martial arts moves, but he was not one of the two people fighting, but a member who stood by and gave advice.

"Sorry, I've seen you guys standing here for a while, like you're lost, and you seem to be waiting for help, so I'm just wondering if there's anything I can do."

Hey-hey.

The baby face showed neat and white teeth, smiled brightly, and wiped the sweat from his forehead generously.

Lu Qian liked his temperament, dry and fresh, as if standing under the sun, the sunflowers would change direction.

"Ah..." Yu Shao was just about to say something, but before he could speak, he was interrupted by a menacing voice.

"What are you doing?"

It's Shi Lei.

Shi Lei, who came out of nowhere, rushed over with great strides.

But what appeared in Lu Qian's mind was the guard dog of a wealthy mansion, barking like a black shell—the question is, who is the master he guards?

This picture is actually kind of hilarious.

Shi Lei glared at the baby face fiercely.

"Do you know your job? Seeing that strangers should be kicked out instead of helping them graciously, is your brain watering?"

"Do you know what you're doing? Idiot, if you're not satisfied with your job, just get out of here. There are many people who need this job."

It seems that Shi Lei doesn't know Babyface and treats him as a security guard, but obviously, Shi Lei doesn't know the normal working conditions of the crew:

Even the security guard, no one would care who the unfamiliar faces appeared on the set, because the crew was too big and no one could know everyone. So, either stopped at the door, or no one paid attention after entering the shed.

Shi Lei's aggressiveness was completely inexplicable to Babyface.

Ignoring Babyface's response, Shi Lei looked at Yu Shao and Lu Qian again.

"I'm not interested in you, do you understand? Was my attitude not obvious enough? I don't want to have any contact with you, please leave immediately, okay?"

With a very tough and strong attitude, he clearly expressed his attitude, as if he couldn't wait to draw a line, and he was about to get started.

But the question is, when did they say they came for Shi Lei?

Is it because they are regarded as fanatical fans by putting gold on their faces so arrogantly?

Lu Qian laughed dumbly, ignored Shi Lei, turned to look at Yu Shao, "Please tell me, we are not here for him, I need to confirm."

"Director, are you questioning my vision? How is that possible! Please don't lower your level, okay?" Yu Shao quickly drew a line, the subtext was—

Did Lu Qian forget? Yu Shao spent so much time trying to convince Lu Qian, which has proved his vision, how could he like Shi Lei?

Shi Lei's brain couldn't keep up, but he could hear Lu Qian and Yu Shao's sarcasm, which made him angry, and glanced at the baby face standing beside him, as if he was worried that his embarrassment would be seen, so The stern voice rose slightly.

"I don't care what your purpose is, but our crew will never allow strangers to intrude. Please leave immediately."

Seeing that Shi Lei was already looking for the security guard, Yu Shao said it first.

"The owner hasn't spoken yet, when is it the watchdog's turn to bark?"

Shi Lei: …Both cheeks immediately flushed.

Yu Shao did not give Shi Lei time to react, and then continued to speak.

"Don't worry, we'll be leaving soon, don't get me wrong, we'll never take a risk just to watch you act up close, it's not worth the risk at all."

Does this count as swearing without swear words?

Shi Lei felt humiliated. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

However, Yu Shao's words were not over yet.

"We're ready to leave because we've done our job."

Yu Shao's gaze shifted from Shi Lei to the baby face next to him.

"Guan Zhou, I'm Yu Shao, this is Director Lu Qian, do you have time now, can you have a brief talk with us outside the studio?"

Guan Zhou: …what?

Guan Zhou obviously didn't react, and the question mark "what's going on" was clearly written on the baby's face.

Shi Lei's fair cheeks were completely flushed, and it looked like he might explode in the next second.

Look at Yu Shao, look at Guan Zhou, and finally look at Lu Qian, just like a disoriented spinning top, the focus of vision continues to shake violently, revealing the inner confusion, and the brain freezes for a while, not knowing what to say.