Director’s Legend

0176 【Comedy】Ask for the First Order and Monthly Pass

In the first half of the movie, the camp attack is a scene, interspersed with the fight between the lizard Jing Xiaoyi (played by Xie Tingfeng) and Pang Yong (played by Zhenbulan). win. There are martial arts, suspense, magic, and passionate scenes.

In a bed scene between Zhao Wei and Chen Kun, two fleshy bodies are lying sideways. Although there are cloth strips blocking the key positions, the white thighs and chest still make people's blood spurt. Especially some old beauties, who were lazily leaning on chairs before, did not appreciate "Painted Skin" very much, and now they are also grinning at the corners of their mouths.

The passionate scene between Zhou Xun and Chen Kun in the dream also excited Lao Mei.

But this excitement didn't last long.

Soon the movie reached the second half, Pei Rong pushed open the door of Xiao Wei's room, ready to go to a showdown, but met Xiao Wei who was about to remove her make-up.

"Sister Pei Rong, are you still asleep?" Xiao Wei asked calmly while brushing her hair with her back to the door.

"Sister Xiaowei, there is one thing that I think I should discuss with you." After Zhao Wei entered, she closed the door and looked at Xiaowei.

Xiao Wei put down her comb, and suddenly took off her coat.

"Oh, good!" In the movie theater, a few old beauties thought that there was going to be a big show, and looked forward to it with lewd smiles.

Then, on the big screen.

Xiao Wei put her hands behind her head, turned her head, and her voice changed: "You are looking for me... is there anything wrong?"

She saw her hands pulling behind her head, and the skin on her head was pulled up, as if a piece of skin had been peeled off her body. The expression on the face is clearly visible, but from the sideburns. The skin has been pulled up like a piece of skin, and the skin around the neck is torn from the body.

The situation is eerie and terrifying, coupled with the faint music, it can't help but make people creepy.

Shao Shuaijun could already hear the sound of Laomei taking a cold breath, and Li Xiuxiu and Yang Ying beside him were even more frightened and leaned back in their chairs, not daring to look at them.

The camera continues, Xiaowei's human skin has been completely torn off from the head, under the sticky skin. It is a horrible body covered with insect repellent.

"Ah!" Pei Rong suddenly screamed.

"Oh. **! Oh, buy Karma!" The old beauties couldn't calm down anymore, and they all exclaimed, just now they were smiling lewdly and looking forward to the big-scale drama. He even cursed angrily. "It's so perverted. It really took off the human skin alive. How did the Chinese director of Shabi film it? It's so perverted!"

"Wow. Very exciting!" Several teenagers dressed as hippies followed suit.

On the big screen, Xiao Wei, who had taken off her human skin, looked at Pei Rong disgustedly, and blinked her eyes. Under the effect of special effects, that skinless, disgusting, blurred face gave people a strange feeling. The illusion of expression: "You found out? Didn't you say that I am a demon? What are you afraid of?"

While talking, Xiao Wei continued to peel off her skin, like a person taking off her clothes, then spread the human skin on a chair, picked up a paintbrush and traced it slowly. On that piece of skin, "Xiao Wei" had a vivid expression: "Go and tell other people, anyone who knows will die anyway."

"terrible!"

"It's unbelievable. Is there really such a thing as human skin? Could it be possible to put on human skin and become a human?"

"Didn't you say that this is a magical blockbuster from the East? Why did it become a horror movie? The scene just now scared me to death!"

"No, I think this shot is very classic, and it will definitely become one of the most memorable movie plots for me!"

The scene of asking questions finally managed to startle all the old beauties, and the atmosphere suddenly became tense. On the big screen, Xiao Wei forced Pei Rong to take poison and turn into a monster with the lives of all the people in the city, and Pei Rong turned into a monster that everyone shouted and beat. Wang Sheng, who had been bewildered by Xiao Wei for a long time, finally stood up and stood firmly on Pei Rong's side.

"Kill him and pay for Brother Gao's life." Wang Jiajun wanted to kill Pei Rong.

Wang Sheng roared: "Shut up, she is a demon, I will definitely kill her!"

Everyone looked at Wang Sheng.

But Wang Sheng made a decision, he decided to die with Pei Rong.

"Whether you are a human or a demon, you are my wife. If you make a mistake, I will bear it together. As I said, I love you and will always love you."

Wang Sheng's decision angered Xiao Wei.

Xiao Wei thought she had done so much that Wang Sheng should abandon Pei Rong and fall in love with her, but the result was in vain. Therefore, Xiao Wei, who became angry, took Pei Rong away and told Wang Sheng that she was the monster. If you want to save Pei Rong, you have to prove how much you love her! And so the final climax of the film arrives.

In order to prove his love, a war between shemale and demon breaks out. In order to make up for the mistakes he made, Wang Sheng will rescue Pei Rong even with scars.

In fact, the plot here is very simple, that is, monsters guard the cave, and Wang Sheng leads the Wang family army to attack. But after burning more than a billion special effects, it finally came in handy here.

Countless demons and goblins appeared on the stage, fighting with Wang's army, fighting to the death in the cave.

Fiery action, strange monsters, gorgeous special effects, this battle between monsters almost jumped out of the screen and jumped into the movie theater to fight.

As soon as Lao Mei was moved by Wang Sheng, she was driven by the plot and entered a boiling state.

"Oh, wonderful, monsters can also learn Chinese Kung Fu!"

"It's so cool, these monsters are more beautiful than elves!"

"Can they defeat the monster and save Mrs. Wang?"

"I just watched "Mission: Impossible 3" yesterday, the movie is wonderful, and this "Painted Skin" is also, wow, look at that monster that looks like a pig, it's so majestic! And it's so real, I have to doubt them Does it really exist!"

Amid Lao Mei's exclamation, the big scene of burning special effects began to end slowly.

Wang Sheng was covered in scars, and he staggered to Pei Rong's side, not very sober anymore.

Xiao Wei, who stood unmoved all the time, asked, "If I only had one pill to bring the dead back to life, who would you save?"

"half each."

Xiao Wei was silent, "Ten Commandments of Lovesickness" sounded.

"First, it's best not to meet each other, so that you don't fall in love..."

After a long time, Xiao Wei roared up to the sky, her hair turned gray for a moment, she backed up and turned around, and walked out of the cave: "When I took off the fox fur, an old monster told me that humans and monsters are doomed to be a tragedy, I don't believe it... Even now, I still don’t believe it, I said, it will be a comedy... After practicing for a thousand years, this human skin will be returned to you.”

Hula, a gust of wind blows up the dust, in which Xiaowei's skin can be vaguely seen peeling off, and then another skin is put on. The dust came and went quickly, Xiao Wei disappeared, only a white fox disappeared at the entrance of the cave. The human skin burned in the air, turning into bits of starlight.

Starlight fell, and all those who died in battle came back to life, and Pei Rong and Wang Sheng also recovered.

Zhang Jingying's singing sounded again: "Loving you is like a heartbeat, hard to touch. I can't draw your bones when I draw you..."

The screen switched to the left, and the subtitles rose on the right, and the words "Director Shao Shuaijun's works" gradually rose.

The ancient city has returned to its former calm. In the desert, a snow-white fox is holding on to the edge of the grass, and beside it is a desert lizard. A caravan passed by on the ancient road, the fox and the lizard ran away in shock, and the screen finally went completely dark...

"Clatter."

Applause rang out. (To be continued..)

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