Diablo Destruction

Listening to the elven warriors who summoned up the courage to loudly declare their challenge, I kept rolling my eyes. When did the elves, who are known for their elegance, become so shameless?

"Of course, please don't get me wrong, Your Excellency Fan. We are not going to go together. We just hope that Your Excellency Fan can satisfy the wishes of our guarding the Queen one by one. Accept the challenge, so that the entire elves can be convinced."

Let me check it out, this guy really went online and convinced the entire elves? He really thinks that he is the same thing. He thinks that he is the Great Elder of Arlandland or Artoria as the king. Can he represent the entire elves?

"Can you represent the entire elves? Can you represent Artoria, Arlandan, and all the elves?"

Looking left and right, I felt that this child, the super-smart prince, had probably stayed in the simple life of the elves for a long time, and his mind was a little dazed. I couldn't help but replied smoothly. With just one sentence, I called him stupid. .

"Of course...not, but Sir Fan, didn't you just see that there are still many tribesmen who doubt the marriage between you and Her Royal Highness the Queen? Don't you, Sir Fan, want to prove your ability in front of them?"

The super-smart prince was finally not stupid, and he managed to get over his mistake just now.

"Let me tell you, Chao... ahem, that... is called Drizzt. I think in a large organization, as long as there are conflicts of interest, it will never be able to get everyone in it to agree. At this time, we can only take care of both. The interests of most people. Maybe you still don’t understand. Let’s use an analogy. Let’s not talk about a large organization with complex personnel. It’s just an adventure team. If a good weapon is revealed, the Paladin wants it. It’s barbaric. People also want it. At this time, shouldn't we consider who gets it? Isn't it more in the interests of the team and improving the team's strength? If the barbarians deserve it, even if the paladin wants it, he should take the initiative to give it up. This is called a team. Isn’t it?”

In the dull eyes of the super-smart prince, I slowly said, how should I put it, maybe the super-smart prince’s IQ is indeed much higher, but the comparison between the two of us is like an office worker who has been in society for seven or eight years. , just like the students who are still dreaming about great dreams on campus, these experiences cannot be compensated by IQ. If the super-smart prince wants to become a mature leader who can stand alone, he still needs to go out for experience and truly experience the blood-stained knife tip. The hard training of dancing.

To be honest, I don’t really hate the super-smart prince, and of course I can’t possibly like him. Who knows that this guy is so handsome but he also likes to act cool.

It should be said that the super fine prince is not a bad person. He has a innocence that has not been experienced by blood and fire. He gives me the impression that he is very similar to the students in Rogge camp in some aspects. His current behavior is also understandable - if I were If the person I admire and have a crush on marries another man, I might not be able to help but try to make trouble in every possible way.

Well, in this case, can it be said that after these ** years of experience, this dead nerd has matured a lot in some aspects and is already a semi-qualified adventurer?

I was thinking a lot in my mind, looking at the super fine prince with his mouth wide open and speechless, I came to the final conclusion.

"So, under normal circumstances, I don't need to pay for these few opponents. On the contrary, they should understand the importance of this marriage. Even if they object in their hearts, for the sake of the entire elves and the entire continent, they should take the initiative to put aside their prejudices. , because of unity, mutual understanding, and common lofty dreams, this is how we can be called [one race], Drizzt, are you right in what I said?"

"Excellent speech, Van."

Unexpectedly, Arturia, who was the first to speak out, had a character that made no secret of her feelings, and her green eyes were filled with admiration, which made me feel a little embarrassed from the point of view of speaking righteously.

This is just a very simple truth. In the alliance, all adventurers who have experienced it for a period of time understand it, but most of them are limited to cultural level and cannot express it well in words. Compared with other adventurers, I am a dead nerd. Just a little more than a dozen years of formal exam-oriented education culture.

It’s not just Artoria. Although I didn’t deliberately speak out loud, I also didn’t deliberately lower my voice when talking to Drizzt. The spectators who were close to the audience could always hear it. This way, the effect was passed down from ten to ten. I don't know how big it is, but looking at the elves who had been the most fiercely opposed, they also fell silent. Obviously, my words taught these simple-minded and independent artists a lesson.

What is race and what is unity? In this war-torn era, not only adventurers but also civilians should think about this issue.

"but……"

Although I have no obligation to think about these few people, if I can make things more perfect, it would be a beautiful thing, so I agree to your challenge and I will let you know that I do have the strength and determination. Become the prince of the elves. "

In Drizzt's still dull eyes, I said such twists and turns. First, I would suppress these elves in principle and put myself at a high level. Then, in accordance with their requirements, I would completely defeat them in terms of strength. After being convinced and defeating them mentally and physically, they should have nothing to say.

It's too scary. Maybe I will become a terrible guy with deep knowledge.

As for why he was so bothered to make things as perfect as possible, instead of following his usual lazy style of just messing around when he could - because after having said this great truth, as long as Artoria stood up and said it again With a few words, Drizzt and the others would most likely retreat obediently.

The reason for this is very deep and difficult to express in words. To put it simply, as one of the protagonists, I am a little nervous about this highly anticipated marriage. This nervousness makes me want to find out. Find something to vent your feelings and calm down again. Nowadays, it’s rare for a few sandbags to jump out. Of course, you have to seize the opportunity. This is probably it...

Huh--?

I just thought I heard someone scolding me for being evil. Is it an illusion? That's right. How could a kind and kind man like me match up with the attributes of that little ghost?

"Your Excellency Fan, are you really sure?"

As expected of a man of high IQ, Drizzt took a deep breath and quickly calmed down. From the beginning, he was at a disadvantage, and now he felt like he was riding a tiger. For the sake of the other party, if he behaved like this again, If he retreats, he will never be able to raise his head in the clan in the future. Not only him, but also the hundreds of elf warriors behind him. Even if he loses or dies in this battle, he still has to fight.

"etc!!"

Just when we were about to take a step forward, a dazzling golden scabbard suddenly stuck in the middle, and Artoria's clear and serious voice slowly echoed in our ears.

"As a king, you should indeed consider the interests of the majority first. However, if you give up the remaining few because of this, you will be just a mediocre king who goes with the flow. Fan, I am impressed by you. You have the ability to become a king." The thinking height of an excellent king.”

"No, you're exaggerating, Artoria..."

I stared blankly at Arturia, who was meticulously showing her approval. She was indeed rewarded, and I just wanted to vent my anger by beating a few people.

"No, there is no praise at all. Fan, your performance today is very good. I want to feel lucky to have a husband like you and the elves to have a prince like you. As long as you can continue to use your excellent abilities, I will be proud of the mainland." The future will be full of confidence.”

Excellent ability? Are you talking about the ability to complain? Are you talking about the ability to complain? ! Do I have any other abilities besides this?

Arturia's increasingly exaggerated praises did not make me feel elated. Instead, they gave me a deep sense of crisis. The higher I am praised, the harder I fall. Everyone knows this truth. The best way to avoid this situation is A good way is to carry as many pounds of load as you can, and don’t pretend to be fat.

"It is a wife's duty to assist her husband, so, Fan, please let me help you take the steps to become an excellent king."

Saying this, Artoria slowly raised the long sword in her hand, and a strong fighting spirit burst out from her petite body wrapped in a white wedding dress.

Hey, hey, I've said that I can't compete with an excellent king, and I don't want to be a king at all. My wish is to wait for death and live longer than the average life. That's enough. Wait, help me?

Seeing the heavy fighting spirit slowly emanating from the white wedding dress, my brain couldn't turn around.

What does Arturia mean? Is she planning to stand with me, have a husband and wife union, and give each of these annoying elves a one-way travel ticket to Mars?

However, this doesn't seem to have much to do with what she just said, does it?

Suddenly, my head was filled with questions.

"Drizzt, now do you know the difference between you and Fan?"

Arturia turned around, looked directly at Drizzt with a cold gaze like the moon, and asked majestically.

"Yes, Your Majesty."

Drizzt lowered his head deeply.

"After you get back, you and the rest of you can go to Elder Yalandan to receive your punishment."

"Yes."

Hundreds of elves looked frustrated, but in front of Artoria's majesty, they still instinctively responded loudly in unison.

"Then, Fan, please let me fulfill my obligations as a wife."

After teaching these elves a lesson, Artoria turned around with a faint and gentle smile. The girlish charm that Wang showed in that moment made thousands of people in the audience hold their breath for a moment. For fear of breaking this precious beauty.

And her upright behavior, which did not hide her feelings at all, made Drizzt on the side feel even more disappointed. The biggest gap, the biggest gap is here.

To fulfill...fulfill the duties of a wife?

I swallowed a sip of saliva. Although I knew that Artoria was definitely not expressing that meaning, I was helpless as an otaku, and my imagination was too wild.

When I opened my mouth wide and my imagination expanded infinitely, Artoria turned around and faced me. She lightly paused the two-handed sword in her hand. Her originally serious expression became more solemn and solemn, facing me. With a serious expression and a graceful face, Artoria spoke slowly.

"Fan, let me replace Drizzt and the others and become your opponent."

"..."

"ha……?!!"

For a moment, I wondered if my ears were experiencing auditory hallucinations, and I sighed like this.

What did Artoria just say? She wanted to say that she would fight with me and jointly deal with the evil group called Drizzt. That was right. She was just nervous for a moment and bit her tongue, so she said it wrong. That was right. After all, she was a idiot. King Mao, there is nothing that can be done about such a mistake.

The other hundreds of elves, including Drizzt, and the audience who heard Artoria's words also showed dull expressions, as if they never expected that Artoria would do such an unexpected thing. decision.

"Her Royal Highness, you...what are you talking about?"

Drizzt reacted first, and couldn't help but ask in a voiceless voice. This was an incident that he had not expected and did not want to see happen.

"Drizzt, are you doubting your own judgment?"

Artoria sighed and didn't even look at Drizzt. She didn't want something like this to happen unless necessary. After all, this was a wedding. No matter how stupid she was in some aspects, Artoria felt that It is also very clear that at a wedding, especially at such a highly anticipated wedding, it is very ridiculous no matter how you look at it, for a husband and wife to confront each other.

However, in order for Fan, my husband, to be able to establish benevolence and prestige, and for Fan, my husband to be able to carry out the great path of [King], these are costs that I and the entire elves can afford.

I:"……"

Although I don’t know what Artoria is thinking right now, looking at her eyes shining brightly when she looks at him, and her whole person shining with the great and dazzling brilliance and determination of the sun, you can know that she is definitely risking something in her heart. He has some unrealistic and dangerous ideas, such as transforming the dead house into Superman Spider-Man with a big wooden arm and a [Beep] wood.

"But... King, please think about it again..."

Drizzt, who didn't know Artoria's true thoughts, obviously considered the serious consequences that the absurd behavior of a husband and wife fighting at such a highly anticipated wedding would have on the elves, and was eager to stop it.

"What, Drizzt, do you think this king is not as powerful as you?"

Arturia finally stopped the endless delusions in her mind, her sparkling eyes returned to normal, and she looked at Drizzt with a majestic gaze and asked.

"of course not……"

Drizzt quickly lowered his head and responded.

Artoria is the number one master of the entire young generation of the elves. This is something that even a three-year-old elf knows. There is no reason why she is not the number one master. Putting on that artifact suit, even if the owner is fat and has no fighting ability. A dead otaku with only 0.5 can become the number one master of the elves as long as he can utilize the attributes of the artifact set, not to mention Al who is extremely outstanding and possesses the most precious and noble special profession of the elves - [Knight King]. Tolia.

And [internal] personnel like Drizzt know that although Artoria, as a king, does not have much time to practice and improve her own strength due to her many family affairs, even so, with the elves' With a set of artifacts and extremely perfect talents, their king also possesses the power to defeat masters in the pseudo-realm.

"In other words, as long as Fan can defeat me, everyone can be convinced. Do you think I am right, Drizzt?"

"Yes...yes, Her Majesty the Queen, if Your Excellency Fan can defeat you, Her Majesty the Queen, then his strength and determination will undoubtedly be recognized by all the tribesmen."

The rapid development of the situation has made Drizzt's mind go blank, and now he is only answering Artoria's questions based on instinct.

"So, do you have any other questions?"

Anyone with a discerning eye could tell from Artoria's tone that she was really angry with Drizzt.

"Yes, Her Majesty the Queen, I have no doubts. Once the matter is over, I will immediately report my guilt to the Great Elder."

Drizzt's tone was surprisingly calm. He fully understood that the current bad situation was entirely due to his own immaturity, so even if he received the death penalty, it would be a shame to die.

"That's good. You can catch up later and verify it with your own eyes."

After saying this, Artoria no longer paid attention to Drizzt and the hundreds of elves who had already made up their mind, and fell into a huge whirlpool of self-blame.

"Wait, Artoria..."

I couldn't help but look at Arturia who looked serious, and I didn't know what to say for a moment.

After contacting her before and after, I was finally able to understand some of the entire, powerless decision-making process in her mind.

My own strength is the strongest among the younger generation (very confidently) - I challenge Drizzt and the others - I am more convincing and can convince more people - I carry out my husband's mission as an [Excellent King] idea.

How...how to describe this kind of thinking? To use an analogy, it’s like a lion—ah~~! ! The lion is hungry, so he has to fill his stomach; ah~~! ! The rabbits on the other side of the river are the best to catch, so swim there; ah~~! ! What a tragedy, I encountered a crocodile...

so.

She is really quite speechless, so frank that I can detect another side of Artoria that is deeply hidden and cannot be exposed.

So I said it from the beginning, the stupid golden hair on her head definitely didn’t appear there without any reason.

Of course, as the second culprit who was able to make big things happen and turn small things into trivial things with my normal style of being able to mix things up, but because I was bored and wanted to beat someone up on a whim, and finally let things develop to this point, I have to complain on my own. Say it to yourself - you deserve it for being a bitch!

The development of the matter has been beyond everyone's expectations. Hundreds of thousands of onlookers below were in a mess, and the noisy voice covered the entire Crystal Tree Square. After this was spread to ten, and after ten to a hundred, the blazing spirit of gossip was in The crowd burst into flames. In this way, the battle between Artoria and I has become an irreversible fact.

Soon, Elder Lyman wiped the sweat from his forehead and rushed up with more than a dozen soldiers. After discussing with Arturia and me for a while, he felt that the matter was irreversible, so he could only fight on the premise of fighting. Make some decisions.

Finally, the matter was decided. In the end, Elder Lyman took out the magic loudspeaker and coughed loudly at a volume that could cover up the noise in the entire square, attracting everyone's attention.

"Ahem, fellow tribesmen and guests from afar, I believe you already know what happened, so I won't repeat it again. Now please listen to me..."

The countermeasures we discussed are very simple. It can't be avoided. We can't live up to Artoria's "good intentions". Let's fight. The problem is where. We can't start right away here. If we really want to fight here, If a fight broke out, the elven civilians in the audience, who accounted for more than 80% of the number, would probably suffer countless casualties in the aftermath of the battle.

In short, for a battle of this level, a strong and safe arena is necessary. The elves have such a place, but it cannot accommodate hundreds of thousands of people watching, or even tens of thousands of adventurers other than civilians, so everyone mainly decides They were still witnesses to this battle, but they couldn't all witness it, so it would be fine if the representatives of various races and the hundreds of troublemakers led by Drizzt knew the outcome.

This is what Elder Lyman wants to express to the audience now, but he wants to convince the audience, especially those adventurers who are burning with the soul of gossip, especially the alliance adventurers with the strongest soul of gossip. Yes, it's not easy at all.

It was okay for the elves. After all, as an elder, Lyman had to give up some face. Soon, most of the long-eared people settled down and acquiesced to Elder Lyman's decision. However, thousands of alliance adventurers were not happy. , who is Lyman? I do not recognize.

"Elder Fan, look..."

Seeing that the adventurers on the Alliance side were getting more and more violent, Lyman was unable to communicate anyway. He couldn't help but turn around and look at me with a troubled look. "

"I'll give it a try, but I'm not confident whether I can convince these guys..."

I replied with a wry smile. No one here can understand these unruly adventurers better than me. If they make them anxious, even if Akara comes, they may not be able to appease them, so I have to carefully consider my lines. Well, please try to tone down your tone so that we can discuss it easily...

Taking the magic loudspeaker from Elder Lyman, he suppressed the urge to sing a song in front of everyone, coughed a few times, and asked the alliance adventurers to quiet down.

"Ahem, brothers and sisters, thank you very much for your support, but..."

Looking at the alliance adventurers who fell silent for a moment in the audience, Elder Lyman nodded with satisfaction, thinking to himself that Elder Fan's prestige in the alliance is higher than he imagined. It seems that the Great Elder and Her Royal Highness the Queen have a mutual relationship with each other. He was not overly overrated.

"What's wrong with you guys!! We are fighting as a couple and you are just making fun of it!! Otherwise, next time you go to the women's street to play, find someone to keep an eye on you and see what it feels like?" !”

The next moment, a huge roar poured into his ears, which made Elder Lehman, who was nodding in approval with a smile, almost lose his legs and fall.

The Alliance adventurers in the audience were quiet for a moment, and then there was a burst of ambiguous laughter. The men were booing, and the women were shy. There was only a large group of innocent and lovely elves, looking at each other with incomprehensible eyes. They had no contact with humans. They still can't understand what Women's Street is.

"Since that's the case, we won't disturb Elder Fan's enjoyment."

"Elder Fan, I wish you [sexual] happiness!!"

"Elder Fan, show off my man's majesty!!"

"Elder Fan, please don't lose, hahaha~~"

"..."

This was the booing of a large group of male adventurers, and then the group of female adventurers, mainly female Rogge, with their shy and coquettish voices like silver bells.

"Pervert~~!!"

"Shameless~~!!"

"Elder Fan, I want to report to Lord Vilas..."

Only the last one should spare me. When I heard the last sentence with a smile on my face, my legs softened and I almost slipped off the stage.

Seeing the embarrassed look on my face, the adventurers in the audience laughed even more.

Smile, smile, why are you laughing? Do you have to force me to remember the shaking of the tiger's body? I glared at the adventurers in the audience with embarrassment and anger. Feeling that the elder had lost his face, I quickly urged Elder Lyman to lead the way.

Anyway, I finally got those guys to calm down.

"Oh hehehe, Elder Fan is really good at it."

Along the way, Elder Leman’s gentle voice came from the front.

"It's a joke, let you see how embarrassed I am."

I lowered my head in frustration and responded casually. I was thinking about when I could have some fun with these adventurers, especially the ones who made the most noise, but I remembered their appearance. Well, how about I do it? Let's get some memory crystals from the miser for the first time, record the whole process of their going to the women's street, and make the first pornographic film in the Dark Continent.

"Fan, you are too modest."

Arturia, who was walking beside me, turned her head and looked at me seriously.

"I think that's your most amazing ability."

Is... is it? Is it your ability as a comedian on stage? In a sense, it is indeed very amazing, maybe, haha...ah hahaha...

After receiving Artoria's fair comment, I turned my head away from my eyes, raised my head at a 45-degree angle, and burst into tears.

"Fan, I want to ask you a question."

I never knew that Artoria was still a curious baby. Wiping the corners of my eyes, I turned around and gave her a smile that said, "If you have anything, just ask. I'll keep it safe and tell you everything I know."

"Fan, what exactly is [Women's Street]? I can't understand why your words make those adventurers so happy. I think this word is very crucial."

Arturia asked seriously.

"..."

Suddenly, Elder Lyman in front of him turned his face slightly, and his usually gentle eyes now bulged like goldfish, with messages of fear and panic mixed in them. Then from a very hidden angle, he conveyed something like a message to me. His eyes were as sharp as a thousand-year-old ice blade, and he had a terrifying expression that said, "If you dare to tell the truth, I will kill you."

"This...haha...this..."

At the same time, facing Elder Lyman's murderous gaze and Artoria's pure and innocent curious gaze, I couldn't help but giggle...