Daming: A critical literary hero, a hundred officials kneeling and begging not to write

“Huh?”

“When was there an extra one at the door of Qingtian Library?”

“Not yesterday!”

“It’s like a list!”

“Interesting!”

“Go and see, what’s written on it?”

Liu Yiyuan’s home is outside the South Gate Gate, and to get to Hanlin Courtyard, you must pass through Tianjie.

When he saw Qingtian Library, he took a hard bite on the ground, and he was going to turn around and leave, but he couldn’t help but fall into deep thought when he looked at the bulletin board outside the door of the Library.

What kind of moth is this house again!

He squeezed in from the crowd with all his might, and was surprised to find two articles posted on it, the first signed was Kong Zhao, which was a gorgeous auspicious fu.

“Hmm!”

He pretended to touch the beard under his chin, read it with relish, and commented: “This article is gorgeous in rhetoric and strict in duality. ”

“Lord Sacrifice Wine can really be described as Wen Zongye today!”

When he found that the eyes of everyone present were almost on another article, he couldn’t help but scold in his heart: “Hmph! ”

“Ordinary people do not know the best things in the world!”

“Deserve to be poor all your life!”

He thought to himself, “I’d rather see what the second article says.” ”

The old man buys a donkey.

Strange!

Seeing this name, Liu Yiyuan had a bad premonition in his heart, this is purely the sound of the wind, the cup bow snake shadow!

A student next to him read aloud:

“One day, the donkey of the doctor’s family died. He sighed: I have no horse or car, only donkey to walk, a day is indispensable. ”

So he turned around and went to the market to buy another one.”

“Look east and west, expensive can’t afford it, cheap can’t look at it, choose thousands of choices to find a suitable one!”

“Negotiate the price, the doctor handed over the silver with one hand, grabbed the reins with the other, and left if he wanted to pull the donkey.”

“This old farmer who sold donkeys hurriedly stopped: You old gentleman, why don’t you even know that you have to make a note to buy something?”

“Do you still want to make a note?”

“The farmer said, “I can’t read, you are learned, please write one.”

“Say, take out the pen and paper that has been prepared a long time ago.”

The doctor took the paper and picked up the pen, pondered for a while, and while shaking his head and chanting, he splashed ink and wrote: ”

“It’s the day, the sky is clear, the breeze is gentle, and it’s time to go out to the city.” The crowd has been in the market, and the market has existed since ancient times. ”

“The Guardian of the Book of Poetry: The Wind of the Scoundrel, Holding the Cloth and Trade Silk, is the City of Spring and Autumn.”

“The tribute, Duanmu Shiye, the disciple of the first saint, and the good goods are worth it, the family is rich in gold, the master depends on it, and the rude chaos is Qi ~”

“I can’t put down the first page of writing here, he is so excited that he is about to change a piece of paper and write again, and the old man who sells donkeys hurries to stop it!”

“What are you writing, it’s just a contract, why do you write so many words?”

“The old doctor said: You don’t have to be anxious, I am the doctor of the Five Classics, it’s just a contract, can I lie to me?”

“The old farmer of the donkey said: Although I can’t read, I specifically asked a donkey character before I went out, and you haven’t written a single donkey word for a page.”

“In fact, it’s very simple, you just need to write, a certain year, month, and day, so-and-so sold to a certain donkey, silver two taels, silver donkey two clear!”

“Why bother with so much verbosity!”

The doctor solemnly said: The transaction is small, but it involves the way of the sages, and it must be explained.”

The old farmer threw the silver into the doctor’s arms and said: “If you don’t sell it, you won’t sell it!” Dallying! ”

“After saying that, I was going to lead the donkey to leave, but I turned around and looked, what kind of donkey, the doctor couldn’t even pull the reins, the little male donkey had long since taken off the rope, and slipped away behind the little female donkey’s ass!”

“The donkey seller grabbed the silver and said indignantly: The donkey is gone, you have to pay!”

“After saying that, turn around and leave.”

The Doctor was stunned for a long moment before coming back to his senses, and now, the silver donkey is gone. Only a piece of waste paper was left in front of him, floating on the donkey dung egg. ”

“When he saw that the people had dispersed, he had to walk as a donkey and go home angrily!”

After listening, all the onlookers here immediately laughed: “Hahaha! ”

“This Doctor of the Five Classics, why do I feel so stupid!”

“Yes, pole~”

“It’s just to write a note, what are you doing so much, what is this doing to the saint?”

“If that old farmer hadn’t stopped him, I would have been able to write two or three pages!”

“It’s ridiculous to end up emptying people and money!”

“Hahaha!”

Listening to everyone’s non-stop discussion, Liu Yiyuan’s cheeks were red, and he also felt a trace of shame!

Just as he was about to leave quietly, a cool breeze blew and his brain stirred, and he suddenly understood the true intention of Liaozhai!

Isn’t the intention of buying a donkey talking about the Pentateuch and Kong Zhao at once very obvious?

Sinister intentions, shameful behavior!

Liu Yiyuan became angry, and when he went up, he tore all the two articles to pieces!

However, Liu Treasurer of Qingtian Bookhouse was standing on the steps, and when he saw him, he thought of the holy decree.

If you tear it up now, isn’t it a sin of disobedience?

Maybe you can’t see the sun the day after tomorrow!

He suddenly felt a sudden burst in his heart, thinking about it, and finally he had to buy paper and pens in the bookstore, copy a copy, turn around and hurriedly run towards the Hanlin Courtyard!

“Lord Sakesaku!”

“Lord Sakesaku!”

When Liu Yiyuan ran to the middle hall of the Hanlin Courtyard, Kong Zhao had just woken up, and yesterday he fainted on the high platform was not as faint as many people thought, he was really angry and fainted!

After taking the medicine, the imperial doctor slept groggy all night, and now he woke up.

He watched Liu Yiyuan hurriedly enter the door, and asked strangely: “What’s wrong?” ”

“E~”

“Lord Saijiu, Qingtian Shuya put your auspicious Ruifu and an article on a bulletin board and exhibited them together!”

“Oh? What article ~”

“Yes… Be… Talk about the new script written by Zhai Na! ”

“Bring it to me and show me!”

Liu Yiyuan took out the paper from his arms and took the lead in giving a preventive injection: “Lord Jiujiu, you must be mentally prepared first, and you must not give birth…”

“Bring it! What a pass to sell! ”

Before he could say anything, Kong Zhao cursed angrily.

Seeing this, Liu Yiyuan could only carefully hand over the paper, and sure enough, Kong Zhao’s pupils sharply enlarged, and his chest began to rise and fall violently!

“!!”

“Chat! Strange!! ”

“You’re fooling me too much!!”

At this moment, his cheeks turned directly into bruises, his eyes turned black, and he fainted again!

“Imperial Doctor, Imperial Doctor, don’t go!”

“Hurry back!”

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