Cultivation Is Like This

   Chapter 98 Cao can go, so can I

   Hearing Lu Bei's threatening words, She Hean held the knife expressionlessly, unmoved like a real dead man.

got used to.

   has been repeatedly threatened by Lu Bei. Knowing that this person is so powerful, it is useless to give him a chance.

She Hen knew Lu Bei thoroughly, but Zhu Shijiao didn't know. When he heard that Lu Bei had an appointment with his wife tonight, his face was green with anger, he trembled and pointed to a sword, angrily said: "Master Ding, you are Xuanyin Si Qingwei, the imperial court. Good general of the humerus, who should have served His Majesty to find out the case, how could he take advantage of others' danger under the guise of power?"

   "Mr. Zhu misunderstood. It was really a kind invitation from Madam. Ding saw that she was alone in the empty room, lonely and cold, so he couldn't bear it, so he agreed to enjoy the sun with her tonight. This is an act of kindness, not a danger to others."

Lu Bei defended his character a few words, seeing that Zhu Shijiao was even more angry, he smiled: "Besides, whether Ding will do evil and abandon his wife like a mustard tonight, or treat his wife like a pearl, isn't it all up to Lord Zhu to decide? ?"

Zhu Shituo's face turned ashen when he heard the words, he picked up the wine on the table and drank it down. After a while, he sat down on the stool and said bitterly, "Your Excellency is worrying too much, the offender is not threatened, and he has no last resort. The worm is a criminal official, and the one who kills his colleagues is also a criminal official, now I am ashamed of the emperor's grace, and I am willing to plead guilty and obey the law."

   "You have to say this, tonight Ding can only discuss the case with his wife in detail."

  Lu Bei's eyes narrowed slightly, he raised his hand and clapped the table to call for Wang Zhaotou outside the house, and regardless of Zhu Shiqi's pleas, he dragged him out the door.

   "So, should the case be settled?"

  She Hean frowned and said, "This person behaves naturally, without any deliberate actions when lying, plus the pressure you put on him, it should be the truth."

   "Let's not talk about this first, just sit down to eat, and then you will have the strength to work when you are full." Lu Bei took the embroidered knife and put it on the table, and asked She Hean to sit down and eat quickly.

   "What do you do?"

  She Chang was very puzzled and didn't move his chopsticks much after sitting down.

  The innate realm is extraordinary and refined, and the spiritual energy in the body is self-circulating, gathering the essence of the sun and the moon, filling the belly with the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, and using qi instead of food, one foot has steadily stepped into the threshold of longevity.

   is commonly known as bigu.

   As for how powerful...

  Let's put it this way, a little fairy who has reached this realm can proudly pat her chest and refute the good deeds. Don't talk about pinching off or squirting. Not only does this fairy don't have to poop, her farts are pink.

   "Sister She, you know me, I'm notorious for keeping my word. Since I promised my wife, even if there is a Longtan Tiger's Den tonight, I still have to go to the appointment." Lu Beifei quickly grabbed the rice and said proudly.

   "Are you here for real?"

   "Cao can go, so can I."

   "Who is Cao?"

  She Hen was puzzled, but he still didn't believe it in his heart, and suddenly realized: "I know, the real culprit is the wife, the county magistrate loves her very much, and is willing to give up her future to take the blame for her."

   "Stop showing off your IQ, you are in love all day long, you are no longer a little girl who has just started falling in love, so can't you think of something else?"

"I do not have……"

  She Heng blushed and argued a few words in a low voice. It was all about the vicissitudes of life, and the words of praise for the deep and righteousness of the husband and wife caused Lu Bei to shake his head again and again.

  What a smart woman in the past, when she talked about love, her IQ plummeted.

   It may also be that he entered the innate realm, floated, and felt that he could solve the problem with his fists, and he was too lazy to use his brain.

  Lu Bei put down the tableware, got up and patted his stomach, and stuffed the embroidered knife into She Hean's arms: "Change clothes, I'll go to Madam's house with you. If there is no accident, I'll spend the night there tonight."

   "You follow me?"

"Yes indeed!"

Lu Bei clapped his hands and said of course: "I am notorious for keeping my word, and I am notorious for being unfeminine, so I have both, tonight you will look like me, let's change our identities and be humble. Stand at the door and watch the wind for the adults."

  It turned out to be so.

  She Heng nodded secretly, and sure enough, just as she expected, this person's chance was useless.

The two people exchanged clothes in the room. She changed into the appearance of Lu Bei. She couldn't change her height and body shape, but the black robe with brocade pattern was a little cumbersome. Fortunately, she had the advantage of long legs, and the clothes rack could support various styles. Enough to muddle through.

   turned around and saw that Lu Bei had already finished his disguise, and she touched his face suspiciously.

  's cold dead face, unable to find any interface for a human skin mask, and then looking at Lu Bei's bulging chest, he subconsciously raised his hand and grabbed it.

"you you you……"

  She Xian took a few steps back in shock, her tentacles were soft and firm, and it felt the same as when she was wrapped in cloth. It was by no means as simple as an ordinary disguise.

   "What are you, it's me who was attacked on the chest!"

  Lu Bei gave She a blank look, raised his hand to support the burden on his chest, and cast a sympathetic look: "To be honest, you have worked hard for you all these years."

  She didn't know what to say, so the corners of his mouth twitched: "What spell did you use, when you were disguised before..."

   "It doesn't matter, I said you can't learn it either, just study your snake shedding disguise technique honestly."

  Lu Bei interrupted, his brows tightened and he circled around the big breasted brother, commenting: "Yes, I have a big heart, and I have my mighty style, but the waist is too thin, put something in and fill it up."

   "You also filled in that?"

  She is unrelenting. If he hadn't seen Lu Bei's fiery side, he would have doubted the true gender of this guy.

  Lu Bei raised his eyebrows with a smirk: "I'm so curious, why don't I unpack it for you to see?"

   "No, I'm afraid of having nightmares." She Hean raised his hand to rest on his forehead, unbuttoned his belt and stuffed a few books inside.

   "You're welcome, it's not someone else's, if you are familiar with it, give a comment to see if my technique of change is real..."

"Shut up!"

  …

After dusk, Lu Bei and She Heng, who exchanged identities, left the county government office. Before going out, they walked around the backyard where Zhu Shijiao was imprisoned. They ordered five dead men to guard them strictly. .

   Amidst angry curses, Lu Bei, who had a dead face, held a lantern to open the way, and behind him was a thief-looking She Heng.

Not to mention, the thin and dead camel is bigger than a horse. Even though her IQ has fallen seriously recently, her acting skills are still top-notch. When she met Zhu Shijiao, the smile that seemed to be absent was three points of pride, three points of contempt, and four points of eagerness to move. The villainous thief who uses power for personal gain is so penetrating that Lu Bei almost couldn't help but want to punch her.

   "Sister She, your acting is so good, I almost drew a knife."

   "I learned from someone." Recalling the past, She Hean sighed in disappointment.

   "Who is it?"

  Lu Bei tightened the handle of the knife: "Tell me, I'll kill him."

   "That man threatened me with the source of my blood, and forced me to make a blood oath. I still can't forget that ugly face." She Hean made a faint voice and fixed his eyes on Lu Bei, waiting for him to avenge himself.

   "It's really abominable."

  Lu Beitong spit at the enemy, and then comforted: "Sister She, keep an eye on it, the days to come are still long, and I advise you to accept your fate."

  If I didn't accept my fate, I would have perished with you long ago!

  She Hen uttered angrily in his heart, and said bluntly, "Since you think the county chief and his wife are wronged, why do you have to spend a lot of time and who will act for them?"

   "I don't know, but as long as someone looks at it, there must be something wrong with that person."

  Lu Bei concluded that he is an old-fashioned fried dough stick in the workplace and is good at fishing and paddling. He has no theoretical knowledge of investigation and no professional experience. To find the real culprit, he can only win by surprise and follow the path that others have not gone through.

  It doesn't matter if it is crooked or not, as the saying goes, the one who can catch the mouse must be a black cat.

   "Will it be too much? The county magistrate and his wife are very affectionate, and you humiliate him like this..."

   "I gave him a chance, besides, he is not without suspicion."

Lu Bei has no regrets. The four deceased county magistrates, chief clerks, county magistrates, and arresting heads are all powerful people in Langwu County. It can be said that if you die of political disagreement, only the master can't.

  Lu Bei concluded that these people must have noticed some secrets, and then they brought their deaths one by one. As the head of the county, Zhu Shizhen must also know something.

   The dead duck is just tough, can he be tougher than his head Lu?

  We will meet Mrs. tonight, see you tomorrow night, continue the next night, one month later...

  Congratulations to Mr. Zhu, Madam is happy!

   One thing to say, this kind of good news is unbearable for anyone with a handle. Zhu Shiqi, who is still a little bloody, will definitely break the defense on the spot.

   Thinking of this, Lu Bei jumped in his thoughts and came up with another plan. Tomorrow, he would tell Zhu Shiqi that he had not returned home for half a year, and his wife was three months pregnant.

"And one more thing……"

  She Heng hesitated for a moment, then whispered, "I'll go to the appointment disguised as you. If Madam believes it's true, what should I do?"

   "From her."

  Lu Bei shrugged, it was acting anyway, as soon as the door closed, he screamed twice, and the ghost knew what was going on inside.

   You speak lightly!

  She Heng gritted his teeth, and after a long while he said, "Madam is someone from the past, I... I know a little bit about it, and I will definitely reveal my secrets."

   "I'm too careless. I just went to eat and forgot about this. When we change clothes, we should have a practical drill."

Lu Bei stomped his feet again and again, annoyed, and at the moment when She Hean held the knife with a cold face, he hurriedly took out a packet of medicinal powder from his arms: "This pack of 'Fairy Don't Stop' is for you, find a chance to put it in Madam's tea and wait for the medicine to take effect. Get up, hide yourself, and she will go to Mr. Jiao herself."

   "Go away, stay away from me, don't be next to me."

  Shechang pushed Lu Bei's hand away. Hearing it was not a good thing, he didn't want to touch it.

   "Sister She, I know you dislike it, so why not me?"

  Lu Bei looked embarrassed: "But you can't do this or that. If you don't want to push the bottom of the box, the woman will really divorce her husband many times tonight."

   "Why?"

   "Abandoned."

  “…”

  She Chang rolled his eyes, didn't bother to pay attention to Lu Bei, lowered his head and quickened his pace.

Lu Bei sighed and secretly said that the old sister was strong on the outside, and she didn't even have a face like him. He caught up with him and said, "That's good, I won't embarrass you. Tonight you and your wife only talk about love and moon, not life, and play a role. Flirtatious but not obscene sexist."

"What's the meaning?"

   "Only touch your hands, don't take off your clothes. A sensual lecher pays attention to drawing slowly and slowly. People want it, and the heart also needs it."

   "The surname is Lu, how do you understand that?" She Heng's face changed slightly.

   "I often go to Sijing Peak to catch geese. I always hear the head of Ding brag about his glorious deeds, and I will understand it if I know it." Lu Bei spread his hands, feeling helpless.

   "The surname Ding is not a good thing. Don't go to Sijing Peak in the future, let's raise geese by ourselves."

   "Well, listen to you."

   (end of this chapter)