Crazy, You Call This a Trainee Lawyer

   Chapter 2 Zhang Wei and Hanhan Xia Qianyue

  Blue Star.

  Dragon Kingdom, the capital of the East.

   Municipal Hospital, emergency department ward.

   "Fuck you, you scumbags!"

   Bed No. 1, "Zhang Wei" who was sleeping suddenly opened his eyes and made a foul language on the spot.

   He sat up subconsciously, but his face collapsed after 0.5 seconds, and he regretted it.

pain!

   I felt pain all over my body.

  He lowered his head and looked at his body.

   I saw myself lying on a hospital bed with bandages all over my body, and my whole body could be mummified.

   "Isn't it, I remember that I was robbed dozens of times, and my head was pierced by those guys. Can this be rescued?"

   He couldn't believe that he was still alive?

   This is a medical miracle!

   And his voice just now also frightened Xia Qianyue, who was dozing off on the side of the **** seat.

  The latter subconsciously wiped off the water stains from the corners of his mouth, patted his cheeks that were flushed from just waking up, and then looked at the person on the hospital bed.

   "Zhang Wei, you are so capable, how dare you yell at me!"

   said, she slapped Zhang Wei on the head with a slap, causing the latter to scream.

   "Ouch, my head hurts..."

   "Hey, who told you to scare me, you deserve it!"

  Xia Qianyue put her hands on her hips and said confidently: "Auntie kindly sent you to the hospital, if you don't say thank you, it's fine, and you dare to take revenge for your kindness. This is not a fight or a fight!"

   "Auntie just started lightly. If you use all your strength, I will give you a scoop on your head, and I'm sure to let you eat a bowl of your own brain flower!"

   Without opening her mouth, Xia Qianyue is a beautiful woman with short hair and delicate features.

   As soon as he opened his mouth, this was a female man, a violent maniac.

   What a great girl, but unfortunately she opened her mouth.

   Zhang Wei subconsciously flashed this sentence in his mind, but the corners of his mouth kept twitching.

   He looked at the girl in front of him, not knowing what to say for a while.

   Because, he doesn't know each other at all!

   Zhang Wei stared blankly at Xia Qianyue, always feeling that something was wrong after he woke up.

   Also, why does this little girl call herself Zhang Wei, she is obviously...

   Zhang Wei's pupils gradually enlarged, and his mouth was open for a long time without closing it.

   He finally knew what was going on with the strange feeling that started just now, because…

   He crossed!

   The name of his body is indeed Zhang Wei.

  This world is not the world he used to be in.

  Here is Blue Star, which is basically similar to the world he once lived in, and the two are more similar to parallel time and space.

   And the original consciousness of this body, Zhang Wei, died because of an accident, so he crossed over and occupied the magpie's nest.

  From this moment, he is Zhang Wei, and Zhang Wei is him!

   Zhang Wei's life experiences also emerged one by one at this time, passing through one by one like a movie.

  Zhang Wei is an orphan whose parents died early and grew up in an orphanage.

   Zhang Wei was very low self-esteem when he was a child and was not good at communicating with others, so he had no friends in the orphanage. However, his academic performance was very good, coupled with the popularization of compulsory education, he relied on his own efforts to be admitted to a key high school, got a scholarship, got a student loan, and even finally entered a university.

   When he entered the university, he, like thousands of students, chose the most promising judicial major in the liberal arts. He dreamed that after graduating from law school, he could enter a big law firm and become a top lawyer.

   In the end, I didn't expect that the dream was there, but people fell on the way.

   As for the specific reason for the death of the original owner, Zhang Wei's memory is still a little vague, and he can't remember it for the time being.

  Thinking of this, he looked at the short-haired girl in front of him.

  Xia Qianyue is Zhang Wei's only friend in the school.

   But unlike Zhang Wei, this girl has no talent for learning, and she also relied on her sports skills to enter the school.

   Therefore, Xia Qianyue, whose academic performance is relatively poor, and Zhang Wei, who has good academic performance, met in the library by chance.

   At that time, Xia Qianyue was facing the pressure of studying many subjects, and the embarrassment of failing all the subjects in the first assessment, and Zhang Wei happened to be helping people make up lessons, so he helped each other a few times.

   Later, after a year of hard work and Zhang Wei's patient guidance, Xia Qianyue, a scumbag, avoided the tragedy of being hung up on many homework, and the two have become good friends since then.

   However, although Xia Qianyue's grades in liberal arts are very poor, it is said that her sports grades are very good and belong to special enrollment.

   When I mentioned this, I had to mention the school where Zhang Wei and Xia Qianyue were.

  Dongfangdu Comprehensive University, referred to as Dongda University, is a first-class university in Longguo, ranking less than the top 50 institutions of higher learning.

  The predecessor of Dongfang University was once merged by Dongfangdu Criminal Investigation University and Dongfangdu Medical, Law and many other colleges. It is very famous in Dongfangdu and even in the southern part of Longguo. The school has strong teachers and many nationally leading professional courses are offered in the house. Moreover, because Criminal Investigation University is the predecessor of Dongda University, the Criminal Investigation Department opened in the government has always been a key major.

   Xia Qianyue, a violent maniac, is studying the Criminal Investigation Department of Dongda University, majoring in criminal investigation, criminal psychology and criminal science.

   "A criminal investigation specialty, he seems to be very powerful!"

   In Zhang Wei's impression, Xia Qianyue has always been a man-like female man, not to mention "stability" in learning, but also strong in "hands-on ability".

   As far as he knows, Xia Qianyue's elective courses in school and extracurricular tutoring courses include free fighting, mixed martial arts, close-hand capture, and ancient martial arts of the Dragon Kingdom.

   In terms of hands-on ability, let alone one Zhang Wei, Xia Qianyue can fight 10 or even 20 Zhang Weis.

   After suffering a loss without force once, Zhang Wei thought that he should not study law by himself, and it would not be better to apply for the criminal investigation major.

   As for the dream of being a lawyer, go to hell!

   It’s not like I have never been a barrister, so what does the original owner’s dream have to do with me?

  Zhang Wei recalled for a long time, and after regaining his senses, he secretly glanced at the girl and asked tentatively, "Xiao Xia..."

   He used to be an elder after all. Seeing the little girl Xia Qianyue, he subconsciously called him an elder.

   "Zhang Wei, what do you call me, who gave you the guts to call my auntie that!"

   Before he finished speaking, Xia Qianyue stood up like a pinch of ignited gunpowder, raising her hand almost to give him another shot.

  Zhang Wei shivered subconsciously, and then he felt pain all over his body.

   "Auntie, it hurts, don't hit, don't hit..."

   He was so frightened that he hurriedly begged for mercy, for fear that Xia Qianyue would not be able to control his strength and let himself go through again.

   "Hmph, I know I'm scared, next time pay attention, auntie's fists don't have eyes!"

  Xia Qianyue looked at Zhang Wei's cowardly appearance, and then nodded with satisfaction, posing as if "you know your boy's appearance".

   But soon, she said with some worry: "Zhang Wei, you are such a big man, why would you think of jumping off a building?"

"Did Jia Meili break up with you, it was a big blow to you. I told you at the beginning that that woman never looked at you directly, and she was looking for you to be her boyfriend because of her homework. I didn't see you every time. If you leave the library, won't that woman let you take her back?"

   "This time, you've been hospitalized for two days. Has that woman ever looked at you? Where are she and Yuan Dong's bastard? You'd better find out sooner!"

"Auntie has seen it long ago. This is both being a **** and building an archway. If it wasn't for your tutoring, she could have passed the previous liberal arts exams? Now that they have enough credits, they will kick you away and flatter you. Go to Yuan Dong's straw bag, you were blind!"

   Xia Qianyue became more and more angry, her slender and beautiful eyebrows stood up, like two sharp willow leaves, and her bright eyes flashed with anger, like an angry female tiger.

   "Listen to what you mean, I was scumbaged by this woman named Jia Meili, and then I couldn't stand it and chose to 'restart my life'?" Zhang Wei blinked and was slightly stunned.

   "Isn't it obvious that you were given by that woman named Jia Meili... Wait, you actually called her by her name, didn't you keep calling her Xiaoli?"

  Xia Qianyue finally felt that something was wrong, and stared at Zhang Wei with the eyes of an alien.

   "Tsk tsk tsk, it's incredible, you jumped a building once, and it's rare to get enlightened. Do you want to jump again?"

   Her eyes lit up slightly, with a look of joy on her face: "I scolded that woman Bichi before, you have to talk to me every time, every time you fight with me, your face is red, I don't want to care about you anymore!"

   "Yes, how did I fight with you back then?"

   "You don't really forget, do you, the days when you were licking a dog for that woman?"

  Xia Qianyue stared at Zhang Wei, looked left and right, and found that Zhang Wei didn't seem to be joking.

   "Then I told you, don't get excited. If you are a licking dog again, my aunt will slap you away!"

   "Okay, I'll try my best to restrain myself!" Zhang Wei nodded with a calm expression.

  Xia Qianyue looked like she was remembering, cleared her throat and said:

   "Remember that time when you were carrying luggage? What do you think that Bichi called you and asked you to run errands in the past as a coolie, but you still ran over there, for fear that the woman would be in a hurry when it was late."

"The time at the movie was even more outrageous. You thought she was asking you to go to the movie alone. In fact, she and her best friend wanted to watch it, but they disliked too many people in the movie theater, so they just asked you to line up. In the end, you really stood under the sun. Three hours, just to help them buy a few tickets. Finally, the movie ticket was bought, the woman didn't even say thank you, went into the movie theater with a few girlfriends, left you on the road, and you still It's a shame to smirk on the road."

"Another time, when my aunt saw you quarreling with her, she thought you were finally enlightened, but she slapped you, but you asked her if her hand hurt. I knew that you were still that idiot and didn't improve at all. ."

   "By the way, she seems to make a phone call, and you will rush over no matter what you do. I have scolded you more than once, but you said that Xiaoli must have encountered difficulties. If I don't show up, I am not a man!"

   "Not to mention that she keeps asking you to buy a mobile phone to buy gifts. Every time you save money, you end up giving her money to buy gifts, but she doesn't even say thank you for the gift, she just treats you like an ATM!"

   "That's right, right, and that time, you..."

  Xia Qianyue opened her fingers and talked about Zhang Wei's "honorable" deeds one by one.

   Looking at what Xia Qianyue said like a lot of family, Zhang Wei was lost in thought.

   Unexpectedly, the original owner is still a woman's licking dog.

  What is licking a dog, licking a dog is not good enough!

   Finally, Xia Qianyue spoke for more than ten minutes before finishing Zhang Wei's dog licking story.

   Hearing this, a former licking dog was filled with emotion:

   "The great philosopher Lu Shuren once said: Some dogs are destined not to look back, because every hair on him is shining like licking the dog."

   Zhang Wei said this, and smiled like a self-deprecating smile: "I'm so glad, I'm awake now!"

   "Yo, are you still borrowing famous quotes from famous people?" Zhang Wei's words amused Xia Qianyue.

   But she also has a question in her heart, has Lu Shuren said this?

  I don't think so?

   Zhang Wei continued to speak, and concluded: "After listening to your explanation, I found that I made a mistake, and it was a typical target mistake!"

"What's the meaning?"

   "Meaning...I licked the wrong person!"

   Zhang Wei said, staring straight at Xia Qianyue.

   And Xia Qianyue finally realized something, and looked straight at it.

   The eyes of the two met, and the four looked at each other, and the atmosphere in the air gradually became ambiguous.

   In this case, looking at each other.

   Whoever is cowardly is a dog.

   But Xia Qianyue was stared at by Zhang Wei, but a hint of shyness flashed in her heart, her eyes began to panic, and her body even reacted, subconsciously avoiding the burning gaze.

   After a second, she reacted, isn't this "guilty of being a thief", she will be embarrassed by the guy in front of her.

   The shyness in his heart instantly turned into anger, and there was also a little bit of anger.

   "Okay, you Zhang Wei, even my aunt dares to molest me!"

   Seeing that Xia Qianyue was about to fight, Zhang Wei hurriedly begged for mercy: "Stop, stop, auntie, I surrender, don't hit me, I'm still a wounded!"

   In the end, Xia Qianyue didn't slap her.

   But being so molested by Zhang Wei, she didn't dare to stay any longer.

   "All in all, you should have a good rest here first. When your body recovers, go back to school. I have already asked for leave for you and the counselor, so don't have any psychological burden."

   Xia Qianyue said, and the person ran away immediately.

   "Oh, thank you, little...Xia Qianyue." Zhang Wei quickly thanked him.

   "Don't call me my name, don't you keep calling me Xia Hanhan? That's fine."

   "Oh, okay, Xia Hanhan, thank you."

   "Don't be polite to auntie!"

  Xia Qianyue quickly waved her hand, made a generous appearance, and quickly left the hospital bed.

   But as soon as she walked out the door, she leaned against the aisle of the hospital with her hands on her chest and a flush of red on her cheeks.

   "This dead Zhang Wei, when did he become so good at talking, even his aunt dared to molest him, really, really..."

   The word "hate" was never spoken.

   Because in Xia Qianyue's heart, she doesn't actually hate Zhang Wei being like this.

   Even, there is some joy in the heart.

   Anyway, as long as it's not someone else's licking dog, it's not bad for Zhang Wei to become like this!

  Thinking like this, she smiled all the way and quickly left the hospital.

  …

   on a hospital bed.

   With Xia Qianyue leaving, Zhang Wei finally had enough time to analyze the current situation.

   First of all, he must accept the fact of crossing and accept his current identity.

  Secondly, he must become Zhang Wei in the future, so that no one can notice the problem.

   Fortunately, Xia Qianyue was the only person who knew him the most, and the other party didn't notice Zhang Wei's problem, and it was even more impossible for others to know.

   As for the woman named Jia Mei…

  Sorry, I'm really unfamiliar with her!

   "Speaking of which, although I don't like reading novels very much, I also know that transmigrators have some benefits... There is one more thing, how did I pass through, this kind of thing is still incomprehensible..."

  Zhang Wei thought, lay down with difficulty, and fell into a deep sleep after putting on the quilt.

   In his sleep, in the pitch-black space of consciousness, a golden light flickered.

  Zhang Wei's consciousness also appeared here. He walked towards the golden light and saw clearly what was in the light.

   A golden eyeball, isn't it the culprit that caused him to travel through!

   After Zhang Wei saw the eyeballs, his body subconsciously approached him.

   The next moment, Zhang Wei's sight was flooded with golden light again, and his figure was submerged in it.

   "The golden finger has finally arrived. Although the ability is a bit rubbish, it is better than nothing."

   Zhang Wei woke up again, but this time it was not because of other things, but because of excitement.

  Travelers really have benefits.

   His so-called welfare is this golden eyeball.

   Zhang Wei raised his hand, a golden light lit up in the palm of his hand, and the mark of an eyeball appeared.

   But this mark, only he can see it, no one else can see it.

   As for the function of the imprint, he already knew it in a dream.

The    mark has only one ability for the time being.

   Makes inherent time pass at one tenth of the speed, but only if you are alone in a limited area

  This ability is very simple to understand. If Zhang Wei uses this ability in a closed room, then one hour in the room can be used as ten hours.

   This ability, Xueba was ecstatic when he heard it, he could study for ten hours, but in reality, only one hour had passed.

   As for whether the golden eyeball will awaken the second or even the third ability, it is unknown.

   Zhang Wei had to sigh with emotion, this is the welfare of the traveler, although it sounds useless, but no one can stop his enthusiasm for staying up late to study!

   It happens that he is the only one in this ward, so he can test his abilities.

   A golden light flashed on the palm of his right hand, the mark lit up, and then the flow of time in the entire ward became extremely slow.

   The next day.

   When Zhang Wei's attending doctor came to the ward for rounds, he saw an incredible scene.

   Zhang Wei stood up vigorously and moved his hands and feet beside the hospital bed.

   He and the nurses around him all had their jaws dropped.

   "Boy Juice, are you sure you won't rest anymore?"

   "No, doctor, I'm ready to leave the hospital!"

   "But your situation..."

   "Didn't you test them all? Is there anything wrong with my situation?"

   "This... There's no problem, but I can't believe your body is recovering so fast, it's almost catching up with the rest of the rest for ten days and a half months!"

   "Haha, maybe my physique is special!"

   Zhang Wei didn't talk nonsense, and he completed the discharge procedures soon.

   "Dongda, I'm here!"

   And his next destination is to return to school.

   As Zhang Wei, he wants to get back some things that should belong to him!

  The first step is to make Jia Meili pay the price. This woman actually made her former self a licking dog.

   is tolerable or unbearable!

   (end of this chapter)