Crazy Psychologist

It was raining outside the window, and the aroma of coffee floated in the house. Wilson Song smelled the long-lost smell of food.

Gululu, the awkward sound resounded throughout the room.

"you--"

As soon as he raised his head, he met Mu Chun's bright eyes. His eyes were clearly drowsy before, as if he hadn't woken up. When did they suddenly become so bright, with a slightly ironic and unpleasant atmosphere? Song Weixin's heart went crazy. The octopus is so weird and uncomfortable.

"Don't look at me like that."

"Ah, are you interested in sandwiches?" Muchun turned around and opened the refrigerator.

"Does the hospital still provide sandwiches?"

"Well, coffee is fine too, do you want it?"

"Coffee? What else?"

"Milk, soda, cola, biscuits, and chocolate. This chocolate wafer is particularly delicious. Would you like some? It seems to be imported from Denmark. Girls in the hospital like to eat it."

Listening to Mu Chun's introduction, images of food appeared in Song Weixin's mind one after another, and waves of food fragrance lingered on the tip of his nose.

"Eat when you are hungry. Being hungry is a good thing. Many people who are broken up in love don't feel hungry at all. So, can you lose weight if you are broken up in love?"

When Mu Chun said this, Song Weixin suddenly didn't want to eat anymore. He thought that due to his young figure and living habits, his stomach had begun to develop in the direction of a bulge. If this continues, it won't be long before he is too late. Let's become a middle-aged greasy man.

I haven’t enjoyed that special romantic love in my youth, that kind of equal love relationship where I can look forward to the future. I haven’t enjoyed all these yet. How can I rashly enter the ranks of a body that is disgusting to the opposite sex?

Thinking of this, the man in a white coat standing next to the refrigerator has a much more symmetrical figure, without any excess fat at all. Girls should like this kind of figure very much.

Of course, it is not ruled out that some girls will like men with strange figures. For example, there are many girls in Kyoto who are very obsessed with various figures that are not strictly beautiful in the strict sense.

Some girls particularly like fat men. It is said that those who weigh more than 200 kilograms are just qualified. Those girls do not say that their own conditions are very poor, so they settle for the second best. They prefer men with such figures who obviously cannot be said to be passable as dating partners. It is something called special taste or aesthetics. There are many young, beautiful, and well-educated girls standing next to men like this who look like they are looking at a giant octopus ball. They can't help but While people feel sad, it is also really easy to feel envious.

I don’t know what the sour lemon is, so I can only say that I don’t deserve it.

Relatively speaking, the doctor's figure is absolutely impeccable. If there is any problem, it is that this person overall feels a bit too lazy, so he probably doesn't see many patients in a day.

Compared with the big departments of surgery, such doctors have no status at all. Therefore, they don't work too much on weekdays, and they don't have to work overtime and stay up late. Naturally, they have more time to exercise and keep fit. If things go on like this, their figure will naturally be better than that of other doctors. Better people.

Recalling the time we met on the rooftop, this doctor looked like he was jogging. He was so leisurely that he could run at night, and he even boasted that he was practicing jumping off buildings. He must have lived a leisurely life and his life was very easy. .

If only I could have such a stable job, if my family conditions could be better, maybe my figure could be better, and I could have more leeway when choosing a girl.

"Even if you are fat, girls will like you."

Mu Chun squinted his eyes and walked up to Wilson Song with a smile on his face, holding a sandwich in one hand and a Coke can in the other.

"There are also bald heads. Even if you have bald hair, there will still be girls who like you."

"Eh? Do doctors know this too? This is not serious knowledge!" Song Weixin took the sandwich and laughed maliciously.

"Even if you are disabled, there will be girls who like you!"

Ahem, cough, cough, Song Weixin almost choked on the bread he just bit into his mouth. Sure enough, this doctor may have experienced something weird, or maybe he is not a good man in the first place, so he has problems like broken love. Extraordinary calmness, no, it's indifference.

However, at this time, chatting with such people, I don't know why, I feel indescribably comfortable.

"Okay, I've finished writing." He handed in the test paper, opened the Coke, drank half the can, and felt like he was alive, and he seemed to be completely alive.

"So, the future is not lost? You crossed out the lost column?" Mu Chun frowned and looked at the test paper very seriously, as seriously as the teacher grading the paper.

"Yes, it was crossed out, but I wrote it in the next column. Didn't Dr. Mu see it?"

"You're kidding! Even if you can understand that what you lose is just the future of two people and you haven't lost your own future, you can't say that this future becomes 'gained'."

"Is there anything incomprehensible about this? Doctor, you are too superficial. It's not like you haven't been in love before."

Muchun didn't answer.

"Ah, maybe he has never been out of love. That would be even worse. The doctor has only dated one girl?"

"Ah, it could be worse."

"What is that?" The patient was suddenly full of curiosity, as if he had completely forgotten his troubles. This is a daily phenomenon in the psychosomatic department.

When the doctor seems to be telling a story of his own, the patient seems to suddenly forget his own pain and becomes curious about the doctor's story. It seems that after listening to the story, he will be able to comfort the doctor.

They usually look forward to experiences that are worse than what they have experienced.

"Is it bad? It can't be worse than me. Is it the same for the other party?"

"Don't tell anyone." Muchun shook his head and rubbed his forehead helplessly.

"Could it be that it's the kind of relationship that can't be told, like an underground lover? But you are a doctor, so there is no need to accept such a relationship."

"What you said doesn't seem entirely wrong."

"No wonder you could understand my mood so well! It turns out that it's not easy for doctors either."

"Hey, who doesn't have some difficulties? So is this future really a gain? You have gained a better future, is that what you mean?"

"Well, I've got a future that I can choose again. I'm thinking, maybe I can meet a better one, right?"

"It should be. Then, our diagnosis and treatment should end here. This is the treatment fee. You will pay downstairs."

"Eh? I didn't prescribe any medicine or do any tests. Is there any treatment fee?"

Song Weixin reluctantly took the list of treatment fees handed to him by Muchun, took a look at it, and felt that the world that had just been a little better had become less beautiful again.

"You actually charge 15 yuan for a can of Coke! A sandwich costs 20 yuan. Doctor, are you crazy about money?"