Crazy Psychologist

Outside the car window, heavy rain is coming as expected. Late April is the best season for the weather around the sea. From April to May, the air is clear, the sea is turbulent, and there are occasional showers. After it falls, it is cool and pleasant.

If you want to gain something in a year, you must go all out starting from April. According to the saying that the plan for a year lies in spring, April can also be regarded as the last tail of spring. If you have not been able to do something hard in April, go around. The summer of the sea is not a good time to say that if you work hard, you will have enough strength to work hard.

It's hot and humid, and even if it cools down a bit after the heavy rain, soon the fog will start to steam again, as if there is a layer of plastic wrap covering the mouth and nose, making breathing a burden.

This is also the famous Huangmei rainy season around the sea. After the Huangmei rainy season, it is the hot summer months of July and August. The temperature is above 36 degrees for the whole month, coupled with the humidity, it is common to feel dizzy.

There will be no more good days than April and May.

A heavy rain was falling outside the car. Looking out through the dark glass window, the world in Xiaoying's eyes was dark brown. Even the outdoor large-screen advertisements that constantly played luxury goods advertisements were annoying. Brown, like cooked braised pork.

"Have you ever thought about where there is a gym? I can't wait. All the sugar in my body is turning into fat. I need to burn off energy."

"We still have an hour. It's raining heavily outside, so running is definitely impossible." Kerr opened the car window, put her hands out the window, and caught the rain, which made her feel a little refreshed.

If Xiaoying continues to be so abnormal, Kerr suspects that the person who should see a doctor is herself.

"Have you thought of it?" Xiaoying urged again.

"A Feng, tell the driver, let's go to Garden Bridge."

"Garden Bridge?" Ah Feng was a little surprised.

"Yes, we should have enough time to go to Garden Bridge."

"Are the Garden Bridge and the radio station in the same place?" Xiaoying asked.

"No, let's go to the hospital."

"What?" A Feng and Xiao Ying asked at the same time.

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Twenty minutes later, the car parked in the parking lot of the Garden Bridge Community Health Center.

"Is this a community hospital?" Xiaoying frowned.

"Yes, today is Tuesday, and the doctor is in the clinic."

Xiaoying looked at Ke'er suspiciously, "Ke'er, you haven't come here to see a doctor before, have you?"

When Xiaoying suddenly asked her this question, Kerr didn't know how to answer. She thought to herself, "I'm obviously here for you, but it's a pity that the doctor is unwilling to visit. How could Xiaoying not think of it? Has she ever considered other people's hard work?" ?

But we can't blame Xiaoying. The pressure of being a star is greater than that of ordinary people. Even the closest assistant around you may find it difficult to understand this kind of pressure.

When you are not popular, you desperately want to be popular. After you become popular, you don’t want to fade out of people’s sight.

The feeling of being held up by the stars is naturally that of being one among men, a phoenix among phoenixes, being watched by all, walking on the red carpet like a queen, a life like a fairy tale, once whoever puts on that sparkling crown, who else will? I want to take it off.

Thinking of this, Ke'er's heart softened again, and she became more caring and caring towards Xiaoying.

"What I need is a gym, not a hospital. Doctors can't help me reduce fat accumulation."

"Okay, you'll find out when you get to the clinic."

Ke'er was confident, but Xiaoying was dubious. She put on a mask and sunglasses and walked through the corridor on the first floor to the stairs.

Although he was well protected, Liu Tiantian, who had sharp eyes, recognized him at a glance.

"Isn't this Liu Xiaoying?" Liu Tiantian pushed Xia Xiaoying who was standing aside.

"Really? Where is it?" Xia Xiaoying turned her head from side to side stupidly.

"It's not the main entrance. If you look at the stairs, you should be coming in through the door in the parking lot. It's well protected with a mask and sunglasses, but you can still tell it at a glance."

Liu Tiantian stood on tiptoe until the three people disappeared at the top of the stairs.

"Is it Xiaoying? Have you seen it?" Liu Tiantian asked impatiently.

"It seems so, but Sister Tiantian, I seem to have seen one of the girls, the one wearing the white T-shirt."

Xia Xiaoying thought that she had seen this girl in Mu Chun's clinic the day before. At that time, she mysteriously said that she wanted Mu Chun to visit the clinic, and her attitude was very arrogant. She turned out to be the assistant next to the star. No wonder, when she spoke They all look like they are not short of money.

"Xiaoying is really thin, much thinner than she looks in the TV series. Have you seen those legs? They are just like bamboo sticks. Sure enough, I have heard that those female stars who look well-proportioned in front of the camera are actually They are all as skinny as ghosts, and Xiaoying’s legs are really almost as thin as ghosts.”

puff!

After I came to work in the hospital, I heard that Liu Tiantian had a poisonous mouth. I didn't expect that Sister Tiantian was born with a rebellious physique and could be poisonous in everything. But for the slightly chubby Xia Xiaoying, Liu Xiaoying's figure was beyond her wildest dreams. If she could really have a figure as good as hers, it wouldn't matter even if Liu Tiantian laughed at her that her legs were as thin as bamboo sticks. However, this was impossible. Yes, it will never be possible. It is impossible for her to lose weight.

Losing weight was too hard. If she tried to lose weight, she might not be able to graduate from medical school. She couldn't concentrate during the endorsement, but she got through it all with donuts and coffee. Milk tea was also good. When she had no money, A cup of milk tea full of additives for eight yuan can also refresh your mind.

"Where do you think they are going?"

Liu Tiantian's voice interrupted Xia Xiaoying's reverie and brought her back to the real world of fatness.

"Probably go to the dean's office."

Although he was clearly asking Xia Xiaoying, before Xia Xiaoying could answer, Liu Tiantian started to guess again.

Xia Xiaoying shook her head and said timidly: "Sister Tiantian, maybe not."

"What's not?"

Xia Xiaoying spoke in a low voice, which aroused Liu Tiantian's new speculation. Could it be...

"No way." Liu Tiantian covered his mouth and looked at Xia Xiaoying, "What do you know?"

"This... probably involves privacy, I don't know if I can talk about it." Xia Xiaoying pursed her lips in embarrassment.

"Is it really that kind of thing?" Liu Tiantian squinted his eyes, his voice became thinner, and his mood became more excited.

Xia Xiaoying nodded, "Probably so."

"But that's not right. We are a community health center. Although such things can be hidden from others by coming to a community health center because the hospital is small and not easily noticed by the outside world, our hospital does not have this ability. Even if the doctor has this ability, he cannot perform surgery. Room."

Hearing the words "operating room", Xia Xiaoying suddenly realized that Sister Tiantian must have thought wrong. She also thought that her words might have misled Liu Tiantian, and Xia Xiaoying's face suddenly turned red.

He quickly waved his hands and explained, "No, no, not that, no."

"What on earth is it!" Liu Tiantian glared at Xia Xiaoying, "Speak quickly and make it clear."

"It's the fifth floor, the fifth floor." Xia Xiaoying said in a panic.

"Psychiatric department?" Liu Tiantian smiled half-heartedly, and Xia Xiaoying nodded silently, "I saw the woman next to Liu Xiaoying the day before yesterday."

"Logically, it should be an assistant, but why would Xiaoying come to see the Department of Psychosomatics?"

Liu Tiantian was puzzled, but suddenly thought of something particularly annoying.

"Have they registered?"

Xia Xiaoying shook her head, "No, and the suspected assistant didn't register when he came to the hospital the day before, and asked Dr. Muchun to visit. Dr. Chu was also there at the time, and the girl looked weird anyway."

Xia Xiaoying told Liu Tiantian exactly what happened the day before yesterday. Liu Tiantian looked at the heavy rain outside and sighed: "Hey, some people just rely on their privileges. Dr. Mu won't just agree to them."

"That's not true. Dr. Muchun said it would be better for the patient to come to the hospital by himself. I guess the patient came by himself today."

Liu Tiantian pondered for a moment, then raised the corners of his mouth slightly with a strange smile, hiding a bit of mischief.

"Let's guess what disease Liu Xiaoying has. Is it a broken love?"

Xia Xiaoying has never been in love, and she never expected to be in love, "No, why do I think it is some kind of emotional problem, such as depression? You see there are quite a lot of celebrities who are depressed, such as my brother Leslie Cheung, right? It happens on April 1st every year. Thinking of him, such a good star jumped off the stairs like that, my mother really likes him."

"Depression? That's possible. It could also be some kind of gastrointestinal problem, a neurological gastrointestinal problem, the kind that doesn't show any problems in the B-ultrasound and other physical examinations are normal, but it causes diarrhea no matter what you eat. Look at the little one. If Yingren is so thin, he might have problems like this."

"Is it that kind of psychogenic gastrointestinal disorder? I saw it on a forum."

Xia Xiaoying thought of a forum she registered in high school, where someone had talked about this disease.

There was a post like this. A netizen said that he had indigestion no matter what he ate and was losing weight all the time.

Many people replied and said they were envious. I also hope that I won’t absorb anything I eat. However, I am a good eater and I get fat every time I eat.

Even those who cannot digest it will become fat if they drink water. The poster said that he had been to the hospital several times, had all the examinations possible, and took no less than five or six kinds of medicine.

Probiotics have been popular for a while. After reading the introduction that probiotics can regulate gastrointestinal function, the poster asked a friend to buy some from Australia. One bottle costs more than 200 yuan, and two bottles are a course of treatment. The effects are obvious after two weeks of consumption. Improvement, he took more than one bottle but no effect.

It's okay if he can't digest it on weekdays, but later it seriously affects his work and social life. The most embarrassing time was when he went to his girlfriend's house. It was the first time he went home with his girlfriend to meet his parents. At the dinner table, his future mother-in-law added food to him. Naturally, he couldn't refuse. Say things like "No, no, no, I want to stay in shape" or "No, thank you, I'm full."

If you offend your mother-in-law, you may not be able to marry your wife.

So the poster ate a lot of dishes. The mother-in-law cooked more than a dozen dishes that day. One spoonful of each dish was enough, from lobster to scallops. The mother-in-law also spent a lot of money on this dinner. She paid so much attention to it. The poster cannot be neglected either.

Show that you have a good appetite and that the dishes cooked by your mother-in-law are the most delicious in the world...

Suddenly I had gastrointestinal convulsions, and the thing I was most worried about happened.

The poster said that he had made a lot of preparations in advance before going to his girlfriend's house. He asked everyone on the forum if they had any methods to prevent diarrhea. In the end, everyone gave the same advice - antidiarrheal medicine, otherwise take preventive medicine first. stand up.

At that time, one person replied and said that this situation may be a psychogenic gastrointestinal disorder, which should be adjusted by adjusting emotions.

At that time, no one paid attention to this answer. Everyone was giving advice to the poster. The funny suggestions included "use diapers", "stop eating from the day before", "take your girlfriend out for a walk immediately after eating" and so on.

Finally, when the poster reported the situation the next day, he said, "It was terrible. I was covered in cold sweat before I finished eating, and my face turned pale. I felt like I couldn't bear it anymore."

A group of people expressed sympathy, and then the poster added: "It's nothing, just go to the toilet, the embarrassing thing is that after using the toilet... the flushing force is not strong enough..."

Xia Xiaoying laughed as she thought about it. Liu Tiantian had noticed that she had been in a daze for several minutes.

"What are you thinking about? By the way, what forum are you talking about? Are there any psychosomatic doctors on it?"

Liu Tiantian was very curious. She seemed to have heard about the forum from Chu Sisi, and Liu Dandan had also mentioned it. What kind of forum was it, and did Xia Xiaoying know about it?

"Eh? Speaking of that forum, I haven't been able to log in for the past two years. I have been obsessed with that forum for a while. I even feel that I want to work here. No, I should say, I also want to study medicine. Influenced by this forum.”

"Is this a forum where patients gather?" Liu Tiantian wanted to find out more and more.

Is there anything that she, Liu Tiantian, doesn’t know that everyone around her knows?

not allowed.

If there is, she must know it better than the people around her, otherwise why would she be called "Huayuanqiao Akihiko"?

All reasoning is inseparable from information. With enough information, it is easier to draw correct inferences.

Xia Xiaoying said this casually, but she didn't expect Liu Tiantian to be so curious that he almost forgot about Liu Xiaoying.

In her opinion, Liu Xiaoying's matter is more important. After all, it is a hot spot for celebrities to see a psychopsychiatrist in the first place.

Although it is definitely impossible to make a video or something, if you meet such a celebrity and come to the clinic, I wonder how Dr. Muchun will treat it.

In short, there were a lot of things she wanted to know. Xia Xiaoying looked towards the stairs from time to time, as if she could directly see the situation in the outpatient room on the fifth floor.

On the other side, in the clinic of the Psychosomatic Department, Liu Xiaoying did not take off her sunglasses. In her opinion, Dr. Muchun was not very reliable. He was lying on a chair, drinking iced coffee, and holding a novel in his hand. Without what a doctor should look like, is he still a famous doctor?

Ke'er wants him to treat my headache?

Liu Xiaoying has an even bigger headache now.

"Doctor, doctor!" Ke'er shouted twice before Muchun's head poked out from behind the book.

Wait, this doctor seems pretty good-looking.

After seeing Muchun, Liu Xiaoying suddenly discovered that this lazy doctor had a pair of very clear eyes.