Crazy Psychologist

The outpatient room became filled with smoke at some point, giving people an unreal feeling, just like Yang Xing's narrative, which increasingly deviated from normal logic and became less and less true.

It seemed that he was standing in the middle of a pile of huge stones, telling everyone an unreasonable story, while Muchun stood outside the circle of stones, looking at the wild roses climbing on the gaps between the stones, and interacting with each other. The two are getting closer and closer, with the ambition to climb all the stones.

Psychopsychiatrists usually collect useful information during the [conversation phase] of treatment. This information, mainly from the patient's narrative, can help the psychosomatic physician determine the patient's condition and corresponding symptoms, so as to determine the treatment with the patient in the subsequent treatment. plan.

But what is the illness of this glamorous classmate Yang Xing? No obvious hallucinations were seen, and no obvious mood disturbances were noted.

What some patients say seems normal, but their emotions and demeanor are very contradictory to what they say. Doctors will make an evaluation based on the main narrative and mental state.

But Yang Xing is very strange. His mood is very stable and his organization is very clear. It seems that he is really here to ask questions rather than to see a doctor.

The cost of asking this question seems to be very low. The registration fee is one yuan, and registration with a medical insurance card is free.

The Mind and Body Department also provides a cup of high-quality coffee, so the cost of asking a question is really low.

Now Muchun probably understood the meaning of Yang Xing's question, which meant that he didn't want to move out of his girlfriend's house, but he wanted to break up with her, what should he do.

"So, how do I break up?" Yang Xing waited for a long time but didn't get Muchun's answer, so he asked again patiently.

He looked very patient, without even frowning. He just asked the question again in a calm and easy-going manner.

"According to common sense, it should be impossible. This is a house rented by your girlfriend. You are planning to break up with her. According to normal logic, you should just move out. Can't you find another place to live?" Mu Chun I tried a little suggestion.

"No, Dr. Muchun doesn't understand our situation. My girlfriend is one year older than me and is a classmate of my graduate class. She pursued me and then I agreed to date her, but I only agreed to date. I was not prepared. Love her with everything I have, financially and emotionally.”

Yang Xing spoke very methodically, and his hands marked two areas on the edge of the table like two kitchen knives, one with a larger distance and the other with a much smaller distance.

The area of ​​the two areas is roughly the size of a textbook and a mobile phone.

"Can you love someone without giving everything?" Muchun asked curiously.

Yang Xing smiled and said, "Of course you can. I said that people can allocate their love reasonably, and they should allocate it reasonably."

"You never said that." Muchun responded.

"Didn't I say that?" Yang Xing raised his glasses and casually put his hands into his coat pocket.

Muchun shook his head, "No, I haven't said it yet, let's just say it now."

"That's fine. In short, people should be able to allocate their feelings reasonably. It's up to you to decide how much you love. My love for this girlfriend should be 3-5, so the rent and daily living expenses are all hers." For me."

Mu Chun's eyes widened, and his mouth slowly opened wide. Almost under Yang Xing's gaze, he gradually opened his mouth until it was big enough to fit an apple. After a few seconds, Mu Chun closed his mouth and swallowed. He took a sip of saliva and said, "This is too amazing. Please introduce such a beautiful girl to me."

"It's actually very simple. As long as my research is successful, I can give you a simple and easy-to-learn method. I plan to write a paper as my graduate thesis. Unfortunately, I asked my teacher, and it seems to be quite educated. Teacher, he simply can’t understand the significance of what I’m doing. He just like everyone else in this world says that my experiment is inappropriate. Doctor, what do you think?”

After Yang Xing asked, he found Muchun biting his fingers opposite him, with eyes full of envy.

"There is such a good girl?" Muchun asked enviously.

"Okay? Isn't this normal? Do doctors spend their own money?" Yang Xing's expression was a bit contemptuous.

Muchun admitted honestly, "Isn't it AA?"

"AA is good, but not good. If a girl is willing to spend money for you, if you insist on asking for AA, it will not help make the girl dependent on you. AA is a skill, but not daily. Sometimes saying AA will make girls I feel like I owe you a favor, and she will give you more next time.”

"More?" Muchun put his hands to his mouth, his teeth almost biting his fingertips.

"It's okay to tell the doctor. In fact, it's very simple. We need to pay attention to control in love. Control our emotions and pay attention to skills, so that a girl can be devoted to you. She will think of you when she eats, think of you when she sleeps, and think of you when she makes money. When buying things, they will do a lot of things for you that you can't imagine, and as long as the skills are right, you don't need to spend the same amount of emotion, energy and money.

This is also a part of my research. This part is very mature. I am planning to turn this method into text and practice manuals in the near future so that everyone can read it online. However, I also consider this set of research results of mine. Because it is very useful, if I put it online for free, people would not cherish it and just read it as an ordinary public account article."

Before Yang Xing finished speaking, Muchun suddenly took his hand away from his mouth and said excitedly: "This can be sold for money."

Yang Xing squinted his eyes, leaned back slightly, took his right hand out of his pocket, put it in front of Mu Chun and gave a thumbs up.

"I have an idea, and I think so too. This research has been conducted for two years. In these two years, 98% of my expectations have been achieved. It can be said to be perfect."

"It's really amazing." Muchun responded.

"About 6 girlfriends. I have established male-female relationships with 6 girls, and then they did not develop into romantic relationships. However, there are almost 20 girls who are actually in love."

"So many? Won't you be called a scumbag?" Muchun asked carefully.

Yang Xing laughed disapprovingly, "This is scientific research, scumbag? What is a scumbag? A girl likes you, but you reject her and keep her awake all night in the cold winter night. Such a man is not called Are you a scumbag? Of course I’m not saying that I don’t have a choice or that I accept everyone who comes. I also have certain conditions. It’s an experiment, so naturally there are many restrictions.”