Crazy Psychologist

"Now is not the time to serve coffee, now is the time when this cup of coffee is just perfect, just like the most beautiful period of a girl." Yang Xing stood up slowly, but he did not go to the coffee machine but circled in place .

Is this an art student? Muchun was beating the marimba in his heart, and he didn't know what kind of notes he hit.

Or a poet?

A performative personality?

No, no, no, doctors can't just label patients.

Muchun stood aside and waited quietly, while I looked at you and said nothing.

After more than a minute like this, Yang Xing walked to the coffee machine and finally took his coffee.

Muchun immediately put his white teacup on the coffee machine and pressed the brew button.

"Wait a minute, I have a question."

Yang Xing, who had just put the coffee cup to his mouth, looked up at Mu Chun, "I have a question, Doctor Mu Chun."

"Okay, you ask, I am here to answer questions." Mu Chun squinted his eyes and answered very enthusiastically.

"Okay then, what kind of water do you use to make coffee?" Yang Xing asked.

"Water?" Mu Chun was confused when asked what water he meant.

"Nongfu Spring? Centennial Mountain? Yiquan? Or Coca-Cola? It can't be one like Master Kong that costs one yuan and fifty cents a bottle." Yang Xing put the coffee on the table with some horror and looked at Muchun with uneasiness.

Seeing that Muchun didn't answer for a while, Yang Xing sighed and thought to himself - it's really a waste of this good coffee machine. It's a waste to put a good thing in an inappropriate place, and it's even more violent if it's used by the wrong person. It's a crime to collect things from nature. Even if a doctor has money and a high income, he can afford a good coffee machine but he still doesn't know how to use it. Using disposable paper cups to hold the coffee from such a high-priced coffee machine is like wearing a king's attire. A beggar is worse than a king in new clothes.

Yang Xing felt sorry for the coffee machine in his heart. He felt that it was a pity that the coffee machine was not born at the right time and was not reborn in a good family.

"Is it tap water?" Finally, Yang Xing asked with a sigh.

"Of course not, it's that...Yun, it's pink, very girly mineral water." Muchun made a gesture, and then suddenly disappeared.

"Doctor?" Yang Xing saw that Mu Chun was gone and shouted again, "Doctor Mu?"

"Here." The voice came from under the table.

Yang Xing frowned - he is really a doctor with no taste at all, and his overall quality is not high, how did he become so popular? Are those articles all hype?

He wrote it down in the little notebook in his mind. Real celebrity doctors are not that easy to appear. There are celebrities and public figures everywhere who are hyped by writers. This Dr. Muchun seems to have neither taste nor quality. There are no requirements for this kind of thing.

It's a pity that people in the world have never seen such good things!

Thinking of this, a pink mineral water bottle suddenly appeared in front of Yang Xing's eyes.

A faint light flashed before his eyes, and he said: "Huh? This is EVian. ​​The doctor has some taste. Using this water to make coffee will not waste this coffee machine. Speaking of which, the coffee machine is still very good. The doctor has vision."

Yang Xing gave Muchun a thumbs up, as if the Lord thought you were pretty good.

The corners of Muchun's mouth seemed to be pulled outward by two transparent hooks. In short, it looked like he was smiling.

"Well, it's as I thought. With such water, even if the quality of the coffee beans cannot reach 90 points, it is still pretty good. After all, it is Evian water. Although it is not a very high-end imported water, it is still considered high-end. It is mid-range. The hardness of Evian water is 306 mg/L and the total dissolved solids is 489. The taste is not light for domestic people, but it is still drinkable.

The most important thing is that this water contains strontium and metasilicic acid. Strontium is 0.4mg/L, and metasilicic acid is 19.5mg/L. my country’s drinking natural mineral water standards stipulate that when strontium is greater than 0.2mg/L, it is a strontium-type natural mineral water, and the most important roles of strontium and metasilicic acid are Does the doctor know what it is? "

Yang Xing dragged his cheeks and looked at Muchun from the corner of his eyes.

Muchun shook his head obediently. Yang Xing took a look and found that, as he expected, the doctor's white coat was only worth something - valuable. The clothes inside are just a UNIQLO-priced sweater. This old-fashioned beige color, although the fabric looks soft, is not as design-conscious as this white coat. This is the embarrassment of UNIQLO ready-made clothes. In order to keep the price low, we save If you spend a lot of money on designers, the basic clothes will be the same every year, such as plaid velvet shirts, fleece jackets, and light down that have remained unchanged for many years.

The style just changes from with a hat to without a hat, and the color changes a few shades, and that's it.

This doctor is just a doctor who wears low-priced ready-made clothes and has no personality or taste of his own.

Although Yang Xing is not someone who wears first- or second-tier famous brands, he does have certain requirements for what he wears. At least the clothes designed by independent designers' studios, even if they are mass-produced, will not exceed one or two thousand, I think. Trying to match your clothes is like winning the lottery.

Compared with ordinary ready-made clothes, this kind of clothing is still very high-end, and the price is of course several hundred more expensive than the Uniqlo products like Mu Chun's.

Seeing Muchun shaking his head in ignorance, Yang Xing's eyes changed and he explained like he was saving a lost girl: "The biggest role of strontium and metasilicic acid is to beautify and protect skin and increase skin elasticity. Strontium is used outside the skin to help skin regeneration. It has the effect of repairing cells. This Evian water also comes in a spray form, which is quite expensive. There are many girls with better conditions who drink Evian water all year round. I’m afraid doctors don’t know.”

Mu Chun immediately shook his head. If he didn't know, he just didn't know. He didn't pretend to be more embarrassed - Mu Chun still understood this truth.

"Well, let me tell the doctor, some girls with good conditions only drink Evian water. Girls who drink Evian water all year round have completely different skin conditions than girls who drink Nongfu Spring water all year round."

After Yang Xing finished speaking, he smiled slightly, as if to say, "The doctor doesn't understand."

Muchun felt inferior for a while and thought, I really don’t know.

"So speaking of it, this water is more useful than beauty and skin care?" Mu Chun asked shamelessly.

Yang Xing did not hide it, and enthusiastically educated Mu Chun on science, "Of course, many skin care products may not be as good as expensive imported mineral water like Evian water. In short, the taste of life determines one's life." A person’s temperament from the inside out. If a girl doesn’t even know how to drink Evian water, such a girl really needs to know that after half a year of drinking, the girl’s overall temperament will be different. It can be said that there are two types of girls: Those who drink Evian water and those who don’t.”

After speaking, Yang Xing raised his chin as if to say, "Do you understand, doctor?"