Crazy Psychologist

Muchun took out the sphygmomanometer from the drawer and said he wanted to take another blood pressure measurement for Grandma. Grandma nodded and stretched out her hand with satisfaction.

Wu Fangmei said at the side: "I would say that Dr. Muchun, this young man, is different. He is more careful than anyone else and has special respect for the elderly. I like such a good doctor. If he has a patient, he will be brought to the fifth floor. That's me If you have inconvenience in your legs and feet, it would be difficult to go to the fifth floor. Dr. Muchun, when will you move downstairs? Don’t the elderly need to see a psychosomatic department? Don’t you take care of the elderly? "

Muchun first answered Wu Fangmei's question, "The geriatric psychosomatic clinic is indeed very needed. Grandma Wu reminded me that I really should think more about this matter. It is really inconvenient for the elderly to walk to the fifth floor."

Wu Fangmei chuckled after hearing this, "Look, you are really honest. Your Department of Mind and Body is on the fifth floor, but can't we take the elevator to the fourth floor and then walk one floor to the fifth floor? You think so?" Our brains really don’t work well when we get old. How can we stupidly walk from the first floor to the fifth floor? Really, you are just too honest.”

The old lady Hao Xian also laughed, and while taking off her coat, she asked Muchun, "Is this okay? I am afraid of the cold as I get older, so I wear more clothes. This fleece is still too thick."

Muchun said quickly: "No, no, no need to bother, okay, okay, I'll take your blood pressure quickly. Just relax, don't put your feet on the chair, that's right, just put them on the ground."

"Is that so? Why does this doctor have so many rules when measuring blood pressure? It's the same as taking a pulse in Chinese medicine." Hao Xian raised his head and said to Wu Fangmei.

Wu Fangmei raised her eyes proudly, "Of course, I said that Dr. Muchun is the doctor I like most."

"Then let me introduce my granddaughter to Dr. Muchun. My granddaughter."

Liu Dandan and Chu Sisi were hiding aside. When they heard that they were going to introduce their girlfriend to Dr. Muchun, they looked at each other and almost laughed out loud.

"Grandma, it's okay. My blood pressure is fine. What time of night did you have trouble sleeping? In the first half of the night or in the middle of the night?" Muchun asked while packing the blood pressure monitor.

"Eh? That's hard to say. Let me think about it. It happens in the first half of the night and the second half of the night. I go to bed early, so I'm average. Let me tell you, don't dislike me for being verbose." Hao Xian pointed his fingers and said, "I'm average. I go to bed at eight o'clock in the evening, then watch a TV series for a while, and then go to bed at eight thirty. I like to get up early in the morning, so I can't go to bed late at night like young people. Normally, if I go to bed, I will definitely fall asleep before nine o'clock. , I have no problem sleeping. I only took the soothing and brain-replenishing liquid recently, but Grandma Wu has taken it for I don’t know how much, right?"

Wu Fangmei nodded, "I've really eaten that many times, and it's useless. It's of no use at all."

While the two old ladies were chatting, Mu Chun took another look at the drugs Hao Xian had taken recently and the examinations he had done. Indeed, there was nothing else to check besides brain examinations.

This~ bonus is gone.

"Is Grandma ever forgetful or unable to remember things?" Muchun asked.

"No, she remembers everything. If you ask her whether she ate hash browns or porridge at McDonald's this morning, she will definitely tell you that she ate both." Wu Fangmei giggled again as she spoke.

Liu Dandan leaned against the treadmill but couldn't help but burped.

Chu Sisi simply didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Tian Dan, this grandma is really a fairy. When she said this, the teacher didn't ask this question in vain. Didn't she already say it all?"

Liu Dandan nodded obediently, "Ah, just look at it, the two of them talked about internal medicine from eleven o'clock to twelve o'clock. Didn't they say they were going to eat? Why did they come directly to the fifth floor?"

"When did I eat hash browns and porridge? It was yesterday. It seems that Grandma Wu has forgotten things. What I ate today was a 7-yuan custard egg oatmeal with black sesame and soy milk. I didn't drink it today. Coffee, I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep in the afternoon. Actually, coffee is a good deal for coffee lovers, and you can get free refills. But I wanted to go to the hospital to get some medicine, and I wouldn't sit late at McDonald's, so I drank it today. Soy milk, by the way, in the past few days, Custard Oatmeal with full points and black sesame soy milk only costs 7 yuan, which is a good deal, even if you are a mobile phone member." After Hao Xian clearly told Mu Chun, Mu Chun raised his head and looked at Wu Fangmei.

Wu Fangmei scratched her ears awkwardly, and her huge jade earrings shook twice.

Hao Xian looked at Wu Fangmei, shook his head, and said to Muchun: "Dr. Muchun, I heard that you are very patient and listen to what the elderly say. I won't waste your time. I'm just afraid. There are a lot of cats meowing in the middle of the night. It’s scary, we old people are afraid of weird things like this, so I thought I must come to see a doctor, otherwise there would be a cat in my head torturing me.”

"Ah, why don't you tell me when cats usually meow, and are there any other sounds besides cat meows?" Muchun turned sideways and spoke to Grandma in a louder voice.

Grandma Hao waved her hand, "I'm not deaf, so you don't have to speak loudly. It's okay. Speaking of which, cats meow sometimes at eight o'clock, sometimes at nine o'clock, and sometimes at eleven o'clock. Anyway, I heard it many times. I heard the sound of a cat meowing when I was about to fall asleep. You know, it is unlucky for a cat to meow in the middle of the night. It is winter again and it is scary. When I was a child in the countryside, I would always hear a cat meow in the middle of the night and I would worry that an elderly person was going to be taken away. Before this, you said that so many old people have disappeared. When I get older, I get scared when I think about this, and I can’t sleep even more when I get scared.”

"So the internal medicine department also wanted you to take some soothing and brain-tonifying medicine to improve your sleep quality and stop you from being afraid. They didn't do anything wrong. Grandma, don't get too hung up on this matter."

After Muchun explained, Hao Xian's expression became less polite than before.

"So, Dr. Muchun also thinks that I'm overthinking it? Is it possible that this cat really grew in my head?" After saying this, Grandma Hao seemed to be angry. She didn't look at Mu Chun but looked at her. His eyes turned to Wu Fangmei.

"No, Grandma, if you continue to listen to me, what other sounds are there?" Mu Chun asked without changing his expression.

"Yes, I dare not say, that one is more scary." Hao Xian's face turned a little blue, and he grabbed his right hand with his left hand, and then grabbed the coat he took off.

"What is the sound? Is it the sound of other animals or insects?" Mu Chun asked.

Hao Xian looked at Muchun warily, a little hesitant.

"That's it, grandma, because you haven't gone to the ENT department yet, right? If we suspect tinnitus, I can give you a rough look first. Generally speaking, tinnitus will have several clear types of sounds, such as wind blowing. Is there a continuous sound of wind blowing?"

"No." Hao Xian shook his head, "Sometimes during the day there will be a little sound of 'ah supplies'."

Muchun was stunned for a moment, and the old lady laughed and said: "You young people, you can't even speak our local dialect now. You don't even know about this 'ah material', it's just the sound of insects like grasshoppers. It usually comes out in the summer.”

Mu Chun suddenly realized it and shook his head with a smile, "Yes, yes, young people should learn more traditional local dialects from you, otherwise not many people may really know what "ah materials" are in the future. .

Also, grandma, you are right, tinnitus is the sound of insects, so is there a similar sound at night? "

Hao Xian shook his head vigorously, "It's just a cat meowing, and I'll tell you if you're not afraid."

The old lady looked at Muchun, then turned around and looked at Chu Sisi and Liu Dandan who were standing behind. Liu Dandan was also curious. The old lady had been down there for so long and never heard any other sounds from her.

"Then I'll say it." The old lady took a deep breath, "It's the Chinese New Year, so it's unlucky to say this, but the sound is like ordering a coffin."

"What?" Wu Fangmei was the first to shout, "I'm going to die. It's not easy to talk about this kind of thing."

"I'm not talking nonsense, so I let you stay at my house for one night two days ago. The night you stayed there happened to be only cats meowing, but no coffin orders, so I didn't tell you that this thing is unlucky." The old lady waved her hand again.

Wu Fangmei kept saying, "It's unlucky, unlucky."

"Xiaochun, let me tell you, I stayed at Grandma Hao's house two days ago, and there was really a cat meowing, and it was just like the sound of a child being bullied, screaming, and then it turned into babbling. Then there was no sound. Grandma Hao's house was in very good condition. The building cost 90,000 yuan per square meter. Logically speaking, if there was a cat meowing in the community, you should not be able to hear it at night with the doors and windows closed, but ah, this sound It's like screaming on the head, or behind the ears, and it becomes especially clear at night." After speaking, Grandma Wu patted Muchun on the shoulder several times, "Don't be afraid, we are telling the truth."

"Then don't prescribe medicine. Let the property management check to see if there is any problem in the corridor, elevator passage, or sewer." After speaking, Mu Chun handed the medical insurance card back to the old lady.

"Eh? Doesn't that mean I'm mentally ill?" The old lady suddenly didn't know what to say. She looked at Mu Chun blankly, "My house is a high-end community with an area of ​​​​90,000 square meters. It can't be Possessed by evil spirits or something like that.”

"Grandma, are you worried that there is something wrong in your mind, or are you worried about being possessed by an evil spirit? Or should you listen to me and get the property inspection inspected? At 90,000 yuan per square meter, there may be some sanitary blind spots, and then the bird is outside the sewer. It's possible for mice and cats to build a nest, or for mice and cats to build their own mansion in a dead corner of a corridor, so go check it out first."

After saying that, Muchun looked at Wu Fangmei as if asking for help.

Wu Fangmei understood it, "That makes sense. Grandma Hao, I will accompany you back to find the real estate agent and ask. Your son and daughter-in-law are not around. I will ask for you and let the real estate agent find out what is going on. Don't really have any questions." A wild cat has built a nest next to your house, which is unlucky.”

"Yes." The old lady wanted to continue to say something to Wu Fangmei, but when she saw that it was not a good idea to waste so much doctor's time, she stood up, put on her coat, thanked Muchun several times, and took the medical The insurance card was ready to go. As soon as he reached the door, he turned back to look at Mu Chun and laughed with satisfaction.

Wu Fangmei sneaked into Mu Chun's ear and said: "Their family is rich, and my granddaughter is a few years younger than you. I think it's very suitable. Think about it, think about it." After saying that, she nudged her with her elbow. Muchun's shoulders.

After the two old men left, Liu Dandan and Chu Sisi finally burst into laughter, as if they had been holding back for a long time.

"Teacher Muchun, a patient has introduced you to a partner, congratulations." Liu smiled so lightly that his stomach hurt.

Muchun snorted coldly.

Chu Sika stepped on Liu Dandan's foot and said, "What are you talking about? Teacher Muchun has a girlfriend, okay, we have a teacher's wife."

Liu had a faint expression of "I don't know, the baby doesn't understand, the baby is feeling bitter", but he almost bent down to comfort his painful foot.

"I'm going to buy food." After saying that, Chu Sisi left the clinic.

"Dr. Muchun, how did you make the old lady be so obedient?" Liu Dandan asked with his head drooped on the table.

"Why should the old lady be obedient? What kind of problem is this?" Muchun stood up and made himself a cup of coffee.

Liu Dandan quickly shouted, "I want it too, I want a cup too, hot."

"Speaking of which, I've been pestering those two old men for an hour. Why can't I beat you for ten minutes? I'm so frustrated now. Do I have no talent?" Liu asked listlessly, shaking his head.

"Which professor said that you can't be a doctor without talent?" Mu Chun asked.

Liu shook his head lightly.

Muchun added: "You can't do something well without talent? Has Liu Dandan read too many online novels? It has never been said that you can't be a good doctor without a golden finger. Why don't you read this book."

With that said, Mu Chun took out a thick book from the drawer, titled "The Good Doctor's Starry Sea". Mu Chun stood up, holding the book in both hands, and then placed the book in front of Liu Dandan.

Mu Chun's respectful expression when picking up the book made Liu Dandan suddenly become serious.

"Teacher, what is this?" Liu Dantian raised his head drooping on the table, sat upright and asked.

"The protagonist of "The Good Doctor's Starry Sea" was originally a student who almost failed to graduate from medical school. When others were studying hard or at least getting by in his freshman and sophomore years, he had nothing to do all day long, thinking that being a doctor would be very difficult. , anyway, the family conditions are good, he can just work as an administrator in a hospital from now on, and spend all his spare time playing games, eating and drinking everywhere. In his junior year, one day he suddenly woke up, as if he woke up and changed Like a person, he became very interested in all medical knowledge. He picked up the textbook with great interest for the first time and read it for a whole day, completely forgetting about games and the popular game of 'Chicken'. .

Later, the more I studied, the more I loved studying. Finally, after graduation, I embarked on the path of a surgeon. I went from doing nothing to becoming a good doctor that everyone praised.

It looks like he has talent. Readers may say, of course, the protagonist certainly has talent. Otherwise, how could he grasp the details of the operation so clearly? Why can he know so well the knowledge that others do not understand?

Yes, readers are not wrong to say this, because after all, the protagonist loves to study as soon as he wakes up, which can almost be regarded as cheating. But who doesn’t suddenly love learning? Who doesn’t fall in love with learning because of learning? Talent is still achieved through hard work every day. In the end, talent is not something that comes to you from the outside. It is something that you can develop and persist in. "

"So this is a physically published online novel." Liu Dandan said, holding the book in his hands.

"Yes, don't rely too much on your talent, and don't belittle yourself, classmate Dandan." Muchun stretched greatly and continued, "This book is 0.5 yuan per day for borrowing. The sooner you finish reading it, the cheaper it will be."

"Why, I don't want it. How can anyone borrow books and still have to pay rent? Is this back to the 1990s?" Liu Dandan said unhappy.

"Doesn't it cost you money to borrow books from the city library now? And when I was reading this book online, I bought it for 0.1 yuan per chapter. Only when people invest some money into great knowledge will they cherish it." Mu Mu Haru said seriously.

Liu Dandan was shocked by Muchun's serious look, and he nodded honestly, "Well, as the saying goes, you can't read a book unless you borrow it."

Mu Chun closed his eyes and said: "Actually, you are not without talent. You have been chatting with two old ladies in the Department of Internal Medicine for an hour but there has been no progress. It is probably because of the angle. We are doctors, and generally speaking, people who come to the hospital will be treated with contempt. As patients, diagnosis and treatment are important parts of our job, so you are not wrong at all, it is not due to talent or insufficient effort."

Liu Dandan didn't expect Mu Chun to say this suddenly, and a warm current surged in her heart. Just when she wanted to say thank you, she heard Mu Chun complain again: "Oh, I'm so hungry. They really didn't register. It's really hard for me. I also want to buy some royal cat food for Xiaobei."

"What is Xiaobei? Is it the cat we rescued last time?" Liu asked lightly.

Muchun suddenly sat up as if he remembered something, then looked at Liu Dandan and said, "Did you see the injury on Xiaobei's leg last time?"

Of course Liu Dandan saw the wound on Xiao Bei's leg. Anyone would feel distressed when seeing such a wound, even if it was just a wound like that on a cat that could be seen everywhere.

"It seemed like someone had nailed it, and then..." Liu shook his head lightly and didn't want to continue.

"Pull it out again." After speaking, Muchun started coughing.

"What's wrong with you?" Liu Dandan asked anxiously.

Muchun shook his hand, "Nothing? Do you know where this old lady lives?"

Before Liu Dandan could say anything, Muchun grabbed the mouse and found the old lady's medical confidence.

"No, it's not very close. How could that cat come so far to our hospital?" Muchun sat back in confusion.

"What did the teacher think of?" Liu asked quietly.