Crazy Psychologist

Chu Sisi's face flushed for a while. It was normal to have doubts about this, but shouldn't psychosomatic doctors have any prejudice against this kind of thing? Chu Sisi thought of the previous case of Liu Xiaoju. His wife Huang Ke found her husband hiding three large boxes of condoms in a drawer. Mu Chun had no prejudice against this case, and Lin Xiaogang had been dressing up as a woman.

The mental and physical department will encounter all kinds of strange things. Chu Sisi shook her head and decided not to let Mu Chun think that she had any prejudice against women's underwear.

"No, I don't have any questions. Just ask the teacher, is this my first outpatient clinic considered qualified?" Chu Sisi looked at Mu Chun with expectant eyes, her white face still tinged with a hint of red.

"Unqualified." Muchun thought for a while and said.

Chu Sisi's face was no longer red now, but turned pale. "What do you mean, is something wrong? I think it went very smoothly. I don't think there is any problem."

Chu Si wanted to explain, but also wanted to argue for herself.

Muchun shook his head, "I'm not saying that what you did was wrong, I am saying that there was no doubt about your first outpatient visit. There is no way for me to say the word "qualified" on this point."

Now Chu Sisi hesitated. She had doubts originally, but then considering her career, she said no again. Should she change her mind now?

Between hesitation and hesitation, Chu Sisi didn't know what to say.

Muchun was not anxious at all and waited patiently for Chu Sisi to explain slowly. He brewed a cup of coffee and opened his notebook.

Before Chu Sisi could think of how to answer, a girl appeared in front of her. A thin, petite girl who made every woman feel affectionate was standing at the door, about to knock on the door.

"Dr. Muchun, I'm here for a follow-up consultation." Xu Dan said softly, a white umbrella hanging in his hand, with golden patterns wrapped around the white umbrella.

Muchun saw this umbrella at a glance. This umbrella was similar to the one in Little Watermelon's hand.

how come?

Muchun felt panicked for a while. He pretended to be calm and turned his chair with his back to the door, and slowly put away his notebook. What he was thinking was that the uneasiness he just mentioned must be related to this umbrella.

This matter seems to be getting more and more troublesome. What secret does Xu Dan hide? Or is this umbrella just a coincidence?

It was a coincidence that she came to the hospital to see a doctor. Is it also a coincidence that she came to see a doctor with this umbrella?

There's no reason. Maybe it's because the fact that Xu Dan came to Huayuanqiao Hospital to see a doctor was at least 80% not a coincidence in Muchun's mind, so it affected his judgment about the umbrella and made some kind of cognitive error?

In fact, two things that are completely unrelated, because they happened at the same time, the brain associates the two things together, thinking that there may be some potential connection between them.

Most advertising companies and self-media will use this method, but in fact it is just taking advantage of people's misunderstandings.

Muchun sighed softly and turned around.

"Who is this?" Xu Dan stood at the door very sensibly, looking at Chu Sisi and asked.

This made Chu Sisi feel embarrassed, as if she had become an outsider and this patient was the owner of this place.

"This is Dr. Chu, another doctor from the Department of Psychosomatics." Muchun stood up and introduced Chu Sisi to Xu Dan.

Chu Sisi looked at Muchun, then passed Xu Dan politely and returned to her clinic.

After Chu Sisi gently closed the door, Xu Dan slowly approached Muchun and said, "Sorry, doctor, I'm late because of the rain. I wanted to arrive at eight o'clock. I guess you will be busy."

"Ah, okay, I just made some coffee to refresh myself. Do you want a cup?" Muchun asked.

Xu Dan shook his head, "I am still not suitable for drinking coffee. Although the gastrointestinal examination does not seem to have any major problems, I should not be suitable for stimulating drinks like coffee."

Xu Dan wore a light blue sherpa jacket with a crescent-colored sweater underneath. It still had a low round collar, and it always seemed like he was wearing too little.

Muchun didn't understand why this girl didn't wear a turtleneck sweater. Maybe she drove here? You won't be exposed to wind and rain at all?

But looking at her umbrella and coat, it doesn't look like she walked from the parking lot to the fifth floor. Now the parking lot is only half the size of its original size. The furthest parking space to the side door of the emergency room doesn't get much rain, which is only ten meters. A few meters away.

There was no way that there would be so much rain on my clothes and jeans legs while carrying an umbrella.

"Did you drive here?" Muchun asked naturally.

"No, I came here by subway. How can I have so much savings to buy a car? I can't work in a public hospital like this." Xu Dan said while looking around the clinic of the Department of Psychosomatics, and finally looked at The feeling returned to Muchun's face again, "Speaking of which, this place is really great. There is a coffee machine, a treadmill, a refrigerator, a bookcase, and even a piano. I really like playing the piano, but unfortunately I have never I am looking for games to play on my mobile phone, and there are very few opportunities to encounter a real piano, can I?"

Xu Dan didn't finish her words, but everyone could understand what she was going to say in the second half of her sentence.

Mu Chun couldn't pretend to be confused, and thought to himself, this girl is really good at talking. She didn't say a word at all, but she could penetrate what she wanted to say into the other person's heart just right.

Speaking of which, he really has the temperament of a psychoanalyst.

Just as Mu Chun was about to say, do you want to play it, Xu Dan spoke first, "Doctor, this is my check list from yesterday. It seems that there is still a thyroid function report that has not come out yet, and the others have already come out. .”

Xu Dan handed the neatly organized report to Muchun, and then moved the chair slightly forward.

"Doctor? Your hair is a little white. Is the work in the psychosomatic department very hard? Or is your girlfriend not taking good care of you? Oh, I said the wrong thing. The doctor must be married."

Mu Chun was looking at Xu Dan's inspection report carefully, but Xu Dan used her gentle voice to speak slowly beside Mu Chun some words that Mu Chun could not hear.

But Muchun believes that such a voice is enough to make people's hearts flutter even if it doesn't say anything useful.

Then Mu Chun seemed to smell the scent of lavender again.

Wait a minute, lavender, why do I know it smells like lavender?

Mu Chun tried hard to search where this word appeared in his mind, and then he thought about it. The fragrance of lavender has a calming effect. Many shampoos and skin care products also add lavender ingredients, but those are not too big. role.

But what if someone extracted the flavor of lavender and mixed it with some other spices.

It shouldn't be like that. Muchun picked up the coffee cup, took a few sips, then put the report on the table, walked to the window and opened it a little.

Xu Dan sneezed immediately, then alternated his hands in front of him, turned around and looked at Muchun.

"It's raining heavily outside, Dr. Mu. I probably caught a cold on the way here just now." Xu Dan sneezed again mid-sentence, then covered his mouth in embarrassment and shook his head.

It looks really impressive

It seems like you really shouldn't open the window. The little girl will catch a cold.

Muchun could only close the window, passed by Xu Dan, and opened the door.

Xu Dan's gaze has been following Muchun, like a fan worshiping his idol, watching from a distance but never leaving his eyes.

"Is it still cold now?" Muchun asked, leaning against the door.

"It's not cold, it's not cold anymore."

Xu Dan shook her head and replied in a low voice, her innocent face turned towards Mu Chun. She knew very well that Mu Chun must have seen her innocent profile and her sad expression.

This is a very useful move. Xu Dan believes that not many people can resist it.

"By the way, there is nothing wrong with the inspection. Do you think there is anything else I can do to help you?" Mu Chun asked coldly.

Doesn’t this man want to live in a world of fireworks? No, he must be very cautious. This man obviously values ​​feelings and cares about his patients. He must be pretending to be calm.

Yes, that must be the case. Why didn't I think of it at first?

When a man is moved, he will sometimes cover it up in a more indifferent way. At this time, you must see clearly and don't be too hasty and think that you have no way to deal with him.

Men are just animals that think with their lower parts. What's the use of pretending to be calm? They're not all the same in the end.

Only that adult is a real person, a real good person. His concern for people comes from the heart, from the deepest love and distress in his life.

Others are playing a game of equal exchange. No matter what happens, there is a price in their hearts that can be measured.

The same goes for this doctor. Since he wants me to check, I will go and check. I indulge my lust and defeat the strong with the weak. What I want is to endure what ordinary people cannot endure.

Xu Dan tried to keep calm, and she quickly did it.

Muchun was also trying to keep calm. He thought there should be nothing wrong with him.

Because in Muchun's eyes, no matter how many secrets Xu Dan had, or what the confusing smell on her body was, first of all, she was a patient in the Psychosomatic Department of Huayuanqiao Hospital.

Xu Dan squeezed his sweater tightly like last time, then turned towards the direction where Muchun was standing and said, "If you don't have any illness, do you mean you can't come to the mind and body department?"

"You were talking about depression and wanting to commit suicide yesterday, right? Or did I remember it wrong?" Mu Chun did not answer Xu Dan's question directly because Mu Chun didn't think Xu Dan knew the answer to that question.

Moreover, the problem itself does not seem like a problem.

What does she want? What is her purpose?

"Well, yes, my depression now seems to have nothing to do with the stomach bleeding I had, and there doesn't seem to be any obvious problem with my gastrointestinal tract."

Xu Dan spoke slowly, his voice even choked up.

"Judging from the report, there are no problems. Maybe we have to wait for the thyroid function report. Also, I saw your lung examination report and there are no problems. So do you have back pain?" Mu Haru walked back to his seat.

He wasn't sure whether it was because he had gotten used to the scent over time, so he felt the smell in the room was lighter now, or whether it was the fact that the scent was taken away by the flowing air after opening the door?

After Mu Chun sat back in his seat, he did not feel the strong aura just now.

"Then my visit today was in vain. Am I too impatient? Is it okay to come for a follow-up visit on Friday? The doctor should be at the hospital on Friday morning. I'm wondering if there is nothing physical that can be found during the examination. The question is, do I really have any mental problems, for example, am I unable to eat because of depression, not because I am depressed because of a bad gastrointestinal condition."

Xu Dan's analysis is actually very reasonable and accurate.

"Yes, your analysis is correct." Muchun praised.

A smile finally appeared on Xu Dan's face.

"So can I come here when I'm sad? Will talking to a doctor when I'm depressed make my mood better? I'm just worried that I will always think about suicide." Xu Dan suddenly changed the topic to suicide .

Mu Chun has been listening carefully to every word Xu Dan said. Her voice is very gentle, so gentle that it makes people feel weak, and her speaking speed is very slow, with a deliberate manner of waiting for feedback while speaking. slow.

Mu Chun is very familiar with this kind of speed control. When communicating with patients, Mu Chun will often use this method of deliberately controlling voice, tone and speaking speed to constantly capture the listener's reaction and change what he is going to say at any time. .

It's a bit like crossing the river by feeling for the stones.

Xu Dan has talked to Mu Chun in this way many times. Although it is very gentle, there is a gradual progression between the lines. He first asks Mu Chun if he goes to work every day, then asks if he can come at any time, and then looks at Mu Chun. Chun didn't respond to these two questions, so he took a step back and changed it to as if chatting with the doctor would make him feel better. This sentence had an obvious "positive encouragement". Seeing that Mu Chun still didn't give any useful feedback, he changed it to He immediately changed his strategy and said that he always wanted to commit suicide.

Xu Dan obviously figured out that Muchun would be very sensitive to the word "suicide". Even if he knew that she said it on purpose, he would not pretend that he had not heard it.

The reason is simple. As a psychosomatic doctor and a psychosomatic doctor who is now popular among the people of Luohai, Muchun cannot bear the responsibility of ignoring the patient's desire to commit suicide.

If a patient has mentioned that he has suicidal thoughts many times in front of him, but the star psychosomatic doctor turns a deaf ear to it, or ignores it, then if something happens, the doctor will be hard pressed to avoid it. blame.

This logic is too simple, and Xu Dan is already familiar with this logic and method.

"Doctor?" Mu Chun didn't answer, so Xu Dan urged him gently, reached out and gently grabbed the cuffs of Mu Chun's white coat.

Muchun came back to his senses, "Ah, I'm sorry, I was looking at the hospital's examination system just now. There might be something going on in the laboratory department. Your blood sample needs to be re-examined. Look, or else you can come back and read the report on Monday. OK."

"Is that so? Okay, I'm leaving." Xu Dan deliberately pretended to leave.

Muchun stood up immediately, "It's not raining heavily now. You should go back early. Also, you can come to the mind and body department anytime you feel bad. You must come to me first, okay?"

After listening to Mu Chun's last words, Xu Dan was thinking that, as expected, the trick of standing up and walking was still useful. Since there was a small gain in the end, she would just call it a day. She had already planned to do it in the past few days. Don't bother Mu Chun anymore. She has other things to do. It's not a good thing to keep an eye on her too closely.

Relaxation is the best.

Half an hour after Xu Dan left, Mu Chun saw Bai Lu. She looked like she was five or six years older. Although her makeup was exquisite, she still couldn't hide her fatigue and pain.

Muchun poured coffee for Bai Lu, but Bai Lu said that the wine was not awake yet, and if he drank a cup of coffee now, his heart might not be able to bear it.

Bai Lu's mood after returning home seems worse than when she was in the hospital. Bai Lu looks very bad now. Maybe because of alcohol, her lips are a little chapped, and her pink lipstick looks like there are many vertical spots. stripe.

It was hard to tell whether her face was red or white because she wore peach pink blush. The whole makeup was actually very good, but her nervous shoulders and distracted eyes betrayed everything.

In every gesture, Bai Lu no longer had the grace and calmness of the past.

"I feel like my life is really messy. After finally overcoming some of my own problems, new problems arise, and I even begin to doubt some theories of destiny. I couldn't sleep last night, so I started scrolling through QQ and official accounts. When writing articles about how women make one wrong step and how happiness is ruined by their own hands, I am probably being tortured. After all, I am a wrong person." Bai Lu lowered her eyes, shed tears, and her shoulders moved up and down. Then cry.

Mu Chun just opened the refrigerator and wanted to warm up a glass of milk for Bai Lu and give her some biscuits. It seemed that she had only drank wine and not eaten too much other food.

Although Muchun didn't know what was going on yet, it was probably related to He Ping.

This thing is so weird. Xu Dan came here just now, and now it's Bailu again, and the rain outside is still so heavy.

"Is there any new problem with He Ping?" Mu Chun handed Bai Lu a glass of hot milk and gave her two wafer biscuits.

Bai Lu put all the food on the table and didn't want to take a bite.

"Can you give me a glass of water? I know I should eat something, but I can't. I can't eat anything."

"Okay, I'll get you some water."

Muchun poured another glass of water for Bai Lu.

"I went to see him yesterday, and I told him that since you haven't done anything, I choose to believe you. Doctor Mu, do you know that I am actually in a good mood, and I decided to start over, no matter what happened in the past Or there are many unclear things in my heart, I have already thought about it, you are right, I must decide the matter at hand first, and I cannot let my husband be framed by the police." Bai Lu said this He was very imposing at the time, and his determination to protect He Ping and never be treated unfairly was also evident.