Crazy Psychologist

"Yes, I said, this is a problem. Her mother insisted that she was possessed by an evil spirit and asked the master to help her. This is all superstition. But you have to believe in superstition. If she hadn't been possessed by an evil spirit, how could she have grown up? It's not going to get better." The old lady looked at Xie Xiaofei with worry and regret and shook her head.

Xie Xiaofei was still young, and he was paying attention to the breakfast on his plate, and he also had to consider his mother's mood, so he basically didn't hear what the old lady and the old man said.

Li Xiaoyun couldn't hold back his anger anymore, and said to the old lady, "Our family has been to the hospital. There is nothing wrong with her, but her eyes are bad. He blinks because his eyes are a little dry, and his neck moves when he blinks hard. It's too powerful, it's not a kind of evil. Can you old people have some moral integrity when speaking?"

Li Xiaoyun didn't say it in a harsh way, but several old ladies who were chatting happily on the side suddenly noticed her and immediately hugged each other with hatred, "How do you, a young mother, talk like this? Do you usually talk to your son like this?"

As soon as an old lady finished speaking, the old lady on the side quickly helped, "Grandma Wu is right. This kind of young mother really doesn't understand the truth. She doesn't listen to her elders and only cares about raising her children."

Li Xiaoyun couldn't stand listening anymore, so he pulled Xie Xiaofei and ran out. As a result, Xie Xiaofei didn't even have time to go to the toilet, so he endured it all the way to school. The more urgent he was to urinate, the more he shivered, and the more he couldn't help but make terrible screams. Voice.

The classmates didn't dislike him when they saw him, but ran over to imitate him. Xie Xiaofei's face turned red, and he rushed to the toilet and vomited out all his breakfast.

It's okay, Li Xiaoyun comforted himself in his heart, it's okay, everything will be fine when the medicine comes. These old ladies and Lao Zhuhuang are really hopeless, crazy, crazy, crazy.

After sending his son off, Li Xiaoyun was busy with some daily work, but found that he couldn't concentrate at all, so he ordered a takeaway, half-sugar Oreo sea salt milk tea and a layer of layer cake. After having milk tea and cake, Li Xiaoyun felt the joy of having sugar in his brain.

After eating the cake, Li Xiaoyun was very energetic, which made her even more convinced that proper nutritional supplements would turn anxiety into peace and tranquility.

After having sugar, his brain functioned freely. In less than an hour, Li Xiaoyun, who was at his peak, completed the work that usually took two hours to complete.

Once his efficiency was high, Li Xiaoyun forgot about the unpleasantness that happened at McDonald's in the morning, and thought about how he could argue with those old ladies. This is the regret of not learning scientific and cultural knowledge. No matter how old he is, if he doesn't learn anything , nothing will happen.

Until one o'clock in the afternoon, the doorbell rang. Li Xiaoyun was very happy. She knew that the memory gold she had been looking forward to for more than ten hours had arrived.

After unpacking, Li Xiaoyun placed the two jars of memory gold on the computer table. In her eyes, the two jars of memory gold were really crystal clear, even more beautiful than Swarovski crystals.

Li Xiaoyun looked at the white pills and thought, This is great, can I take some too? Eating milk tea and cakes is more expensive than taking pills, and it will also make you gain weight.

Finally thinking that he would gain weight, Li Xiaoyun quickly walked to the toilet, took four emetic pills from the cabinet at the sink and stuffed them into his mouth.

Then he walked to the living room and drank half a bottle of Nongfu Spring, and then happily prepared to vomit.

Only those who have vomited know the joy of vomiting.

After vomiting, the food in front of you has nothing to do with you. After vomiting, you just eat those foods in vain and will not cause any burden on the body.

Scientific invention is really a good thing, a hundred times better than exercise for weight loss.

What you want in life is this kind of immediate effect.

Li Xiaoyun turned on the faucet and washed his face, rinsing away all the brown food residue in the basin. Where the water washed away, he saw several almost complete small pearls squeezed into the sewer with the flow of water.

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On Monday afternoon, Mu Chun went to Zhinan Affiliated Medical Center. When he arrived at the surgical ward, Fang Ming was waiting for Mu Chun in the office with a depressed look on his face.

Muchun did not walk into the office immediately, but was stopped by Fang Ming's eyes when he was at the door.

At the same time, Muchun also heard the sound of two people arguing. The man's voice was very soft, but the woman's was very fierce. Her words were full of contempt and dissatisfaction with the man.

"What's wrong? Aren't mom and dad here? We should have come together last week." Muchun wanted to see Zhou Ming's parents as soon as possible, but Fang Ming stopped him at the door.

Muchun naturally thought that Fang Ming had something important to tell him. In the surgical ward of Zhinan Hospital, there should be nothing else except Zhou Ming's matters.

Unexpectedly, although Fang Ming was talking about Zhou Ming's affairs, it was not a "serious" matter, but full of complaints.

"Mu Chun, I really think we doctors should have some free benefits?" Fang Ming closed the office door and pulled Mu Chun to the window at the end of the corridor. When he reached the window, Fang Ming could breathe.

Muchun didn't understand why Fang Ming suddenly wasn't as calm as usual, so he asked, "What's wrong with Dr. Fang Ming? Is his heart not feeling well?"

"Why do you ask that?" Fang Ming was a little puzzled. Why is Muchun becoming more and more miraculous? It would be better for the doctor not to make people think he is too miraculous. Otherwise, the doctor will be a little scared when he sees the doctor.

"I'm fine. I'm just out of breath in there. Can your Department of Psychosomatics sometimes do some mental healing work for colleagues in the hospital system? For example, someone like me who has been tormented by my family for no reason. Can surgeons who keep their word right enjoy some free benefits?”

From Mu Chun's point of view, Fang Ming's attitude towards him really changed too quickly. Wasn't it very cold at first? Why did it become so ~~~~~ after a few times? Do you have any talents that you haven't discovered yet?

Impossible, there are only three that look useful, but in fact they are exactly like the model phones used for display in mobile phone stores. It seems that the system is complete, but in fact, it is just a superficial system with no intrinsic functions. It's not complete.

"Okay, if Dr. Fang Ming needs it, the Department of Psychosomatics will definitely take good care of you." Mu Chun suddenly said seriously.

Fang Ming laughed when he heard this, "Okay, I won't complain. It's much better now that I can breathe again. The relationship between Zhou Ming's father and mother is very tense, and Zhou Ming's father Zhou Tong seems to have drank a lot of wine." , now the office smells of alcohol, I'm really worried that I might light a match."

Fang Ming made an exaggerated metaphor, but the reality was not much worse than this metaphor. Zhou Tong indeed smelled of alcohol and was slumped on the sofa. It looked like he had been drinking since the morning before arriving at the hospital.

How could a drunk person get to the hospital safely? Fang Ming had been curious about this question for half an hour, and now it was Muchun's turn to be curious.

"Okay, I'll go check on the other patients first, and then we'll go back to the Garden Bridge together after we finish our work." He walked back to the office door, opened the door, and when Mu Chun walked in and turned to close the door, Fang Ming also reminded Mu Chun, "Be careful, that man drank too much."

Mu Chun understood what Fang Ming meant. Any casual conversation between doctors and family members may be made a big fuss by the hospital leaders or the media. The topic of doctor-patient relationship has always been a topic that citizens are always happy to talk about, and people are always cautious about it. Fang Ming is even more careful about this, so he often gives patients and colleagues a taciturn and glum feeling.

But in fact, Fang Ming is really an outstanding person.

Muchun nodded and closed the door.

The office was really smelling of alcohol. How could one person make the big office in the surgical inpatient building smell like this? I saw Zhou Tong nestled in the dark black sofa like a sleepy bear. The sofa was originally It was a bit old. When Zhou Tong sat inside, he felt like he was returning to his original nature and suddenly returned to the last century.

On the contrary, his temperament is somewhat consistent with that of Zhou Tong.

It is basically difficult for people who drink all year round to maintain the momentum of progress. If they can barely get by, it is probably good.

Zhou Tong's dependence and desire for wine far exceeded Muchun and Fang Ming's imagination.

According to what Fang Ming said before, if Zhou Tong drinks like this, his body will collapse first, and walking on the road will be dangerous everywhere.

This is true. A shaky drunkard is indeed an important hidden danger to traffic safety.

"Who are you?" Zhou Ming's mother Dai Lan looked at Mu Chun impatiently.

"I am a colleague of Dr. Fang Ming. My name is Mu Chun, and I am a psychosomatic doctor." Mu Chun replied.

"Dr. Fang Ming said that there will be a doctor who wants to talk to us about the child's condition. Is it you?" Dai Lan asked again.

Dai Lan looks very young, about 30 years old, and he takes good care of himself. Muchun speculated that judging from their age, maybe she and Zhou Tong were both very young when they got married. Why did they break up later?

This kind of thing is something that every family has a hard time remembering. When every couple finally breaks up, there are inexplicable emotional entanglements. Even a seemingly simple divorce caused by unilateral cheating will not be what it seems on the surface. It looks so easy.

Marriage is like mixing three different colors and flavors of ice cream together. When they are completely separated, it is difficult for anyone to peel off all traces of the other person.

Dai Lan seemed to want to be completely separated from Zhou Tong. Her eyes were disgusted and tired, which formed a huge visual contrast with her young figure and carefully dressed makeup.

One seems to want to convey beauty to others, while the other seems to be running in the mud, trying to get rid of all the weeds and flies on his body in a panic.

This was Dai Lan's first impression on Muchun.

As for Zhou Tong, like all drunkards who are addicted to alcohol and lack rationality, it seems meaningless to talk to Zhou Tong, because by the time he wakes up from his drunkenness, he may have forgotten that he is in Zhinan Affiliated today. Everything that happened in the hospital.

Talking to a drunk person is a waste of time.

Muchun had a headache. His father and mother, who finally got together, were unable to provide effective family treatment. Muchun felt a little frustrated, mostly because of Zhou Ming's frustration.

Dai Lan's eyes when he looked at Muchun were not friendly, at least not at first. He was a little wary and a little evasive.

She seemed to be in a hurry, as if something was chasing her, and she checked her phone from time to time. In just two minutes when Muchun entered the office, Dai Lan checked her phone 7 times.

Muchun was very concerned about this frequency.

Anxiety, restlessness, irritability, anger, depression.

In addition, Zhou Tong's various bad emotions mixed with the stench of alcohol swirling in his body made the conversation extremely difficult.

Muchun moved a chair and sat down. Dai Lan said hurriedly, "Doctor Muchun, I'm here to see Zhou Ming. I'm going back after seeing him. I still have work to do."

"Work, yes, she has a job, a very important job." Zhou Tong said drunkenly, with a smile on his lips.

This smile is a little~~~~~ weird.

There is a difference between ordinary people's happy smiles and sad fake smiles. Although some books and TV series will talk about facial muscles, eye muscle groups, etc. to compare and judge whether it is a happy smile from the heart or a sad smile. Pretend to smile.

Muchun naturally understands these textbook theories, but what is more important is to combine these theories and capture the real emotional situation based on the current emotional situation and narrative logic.

Some of this ability comes from talent, some people are born with a strong ability to perceive emotions, and some come from practical experience.

Muchun has always believed that both are important, and both can be gradually improved through some training and serious thinking and learning.

Muchun explained to Zhou Tong and Dai Lan what happened to Zhou Ming in detail. Dai Lan was angry at first and cursed at Zhou Tong.

"How could you send your child to the hospital, and then you don't care where the child is going?" Dai Lan asked about the first time Zhou Ming disappeared in the emergency room of Huayuanqiao Hospital.

Zhou Tong smiled bitterly and said, "I fell asleep, I don't know."

Muchun listened expressionlessly.

"Yeah, you don't know. You're drunk, so you don't know anything about anything, right? You don't know that your son hasn't come home, right? The police called you, did you answer the phone? ?" Dai Lan's scolding sounded like a cruel mother lecturing her son.

Zhou Tong was not angry at all. He lazily burped a big burp, and then said: "It seems, burp. I seemed to have answered the phone, and nothing happened afterwards. burp."

Dai Lan shrugged his shoulders, with an attitude of being speechless and continuing to talk to people like you, and turned to look at Mu Chun, "Doctor Mu, this person is hopeless. If nothing happens, I will go find Zhou Ming."

Muchun shook his head, "Don't worry, Dr. Fang Ming is still checking Zhou Ming out of the hospital. You can go back when he feels better."

"Oh, haven't the discharge examinations been completed yet?" Dai Lan looked at the phone again impatiently.

"You, this woman, are trouble." Zhou Tong said nonsense.

"Crazy." Dai Lan cursed.

"Can I ask how many times a week you go to see Zhou Ming?" Muchun focused on Dai Lan and put Zhou Tong aside for the time being.

"I don't know. I'm very busy. I really don't know. I have to live and make money. I want to make money." Dai Lan said it many times in a row, for fear that others wouldn't believe it.

No, Mu Chun realized that this eagerness was real. She was not afraid that he would not believe it so she repeated it unconsciously. When Dai Lan repeated that she wanted to make money, it was more like reminding and encouraging herself.

"Do you know what was finally found in Zhou Ming's stomach?" Muchun asked.

"Isn't it a stone?" Zhou Tong burped again.

Dai Lan sighed, "I actually don't know. It's said that he accidentally ate something that he couldn't digest. It made it so serious. Really, I don't know how much time it will take to study. I don't want him to be like him in the future." Dad is useless like that."

At this point, Dai Lan's tone was not just anger and resentment, but something else.

Muchun thought it was sadness.

"What do you usually feed him, Zhou Tong? Do you know how to be a father?" Dai Lan became anxious again after thinking about it, and when he got anxious, he started scolding Zhou Tong again.

She cursed a lot, over and over again, but she was powerless.

From the beginning, I knew that this kind of scolding was like throwing a basin of water into the ocean, and there was no reaction at all.

Even if you pour out ten or twenty pots, it will not help.

"I have worked very hard, but you don't come back. You divorced me. No matter how I take care of Zhou Ming, Zhou Ming is my son now. You don't want him because you don't want him." Zhou Tong said.

"Shut up." Dai Lan looked at Muchun, "Don't listen to his nonsense. It's all because he drank randomly and drank all day long. We were very happy, very, very happy. We grew up holding Zhou Ming in the palm of our hands. child."

"Bah, I don't know how many people are praising you." Zhou Tong showed a strange expression, both ferocious and panicked.

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Dai Lan stamped his feet anxiously, grabbed the paper teacup on the low table and threw it at Zhou Tong's face.

There is still water in the teacup!

Before Muchun could say anything, the water splashed onto Zhou Tong's face with a swishing sound.

"I can't tell you what you did? Are you shameless?" Zhou Tong was obviously drunk. He was still dazed at first, but now he became irritable.

But this irritability is not like those who are overly irritable after drinking. His irritability is more like the winter sun, which has no power at all and is covered by a cloud.

"I'm talking about you. I don't want to say it anymore. I can't afford to embarrass such a person." After Zhou Tong said this, he turned away angrily.

"This is not the time for us to discuss this kind of thing. I'm just asking, can you take good care of Zhou Ming? What did you feed him?" Dai Lan spoke faster and faster, without giving Muchun and Zhou Tong a chance to talk.

"Then take it back. Can you take Zhou Ming with you? Do you want to take Zhou Ming back now? You don't want to. You can't do it because it's inconvenient. It's too inconvenient. By the way, you have to go to work. Come on, are you embarrassed to tell your son about this kind of job?"