COS Dazai Osamu’s I Got Into the Conan Crew

Kyoto Art Museum.

Elementary school student Edogawa Conan walked out of the museum with his classmates and members of the Future Boys Detective Team.

"Wow, these look so good!"

"It's great."

"Hey...Wait, look! Who is that?" Ayumi Yoshida pointed at the tree next to the art museum in surprise.

A figure like a hanged ghost swayed with its tongue out.

It seems that life and death are unknown.

"Quick, save people!" Edogawa Conan panicked.

Hey, hey, if this guy hangs up again, he's not dead now, he's going to die.

The four people hurriedly rescued the person.

The moment the person whose life and death were unknown fell to the ground, he jumped up and down.

"It hurts...hs..."

"It hurts..." The familiar, bandaged boy rubbed his neck and said.

"It's Tsushima-san." Ayumi said.

"It's the big brother who invited us to dinner last time!" Mitsuhiko and Yuanta also recognized the person.

"What was Big Brother Tsushima doing just now?" Ayumi asked curiously.

"I know this! It's performance art!" Mitsuhiko said confidently, and was then admired by the other two.

Tsushima Shuji stood up and patted his clothes.

Following his movements, a book fell out of his arms.

A certain elementary school student picked it up curiously and took a look.

The Complete Suicide Manual

Edogawa Conan: Hey, no, are you a suicide lover like Osamu Dazai?

Suddenly, he fell into thought again.

Recalling the last time we met, Shuji Tsushima ate up a whole bag of dog food in front of the Akita. When Ayumi said he wanted to invite him to dinner, what did Shuji Tsushima say?

"I haven't tried the dying method of dying."

Probably something like this...

Hey...he's actually a suicide lover.

A certain detective elementary school student died with fish eyes.

"Ah, it's you..." Shuji Tsushima patted off the dust on his coat like no one else was around, and when his eyes were no longer dizzy, he turned his attention to a few elementary school students.

At the same time, he complained in his heart: [My suicide method that fits my personality, wouldn't it really be cool? ]

[When the host committed suicide in COS Dazai Osamu, there was a buff! No matter how you commit suicide, you will never die! ] The system is proud.

Tsushima Shuji: ...If I were really Dazai, I might be **** off by this buff.

However, he is just an ordinary COS, this buff is more conducive to his COS character behavior, it is very nice.

"What a coincidence, I met you again." Tsushima Shuji said, reaching out to take Conan's book.

Speaking of art museums, there seems to be an incident where a treasure map was picked up outside the art museum...

As soon as he thought about it, he saw a note that floated and fell to Conan's feet.

Tsushima Shuji:  …

[System, send a text message to Gin in my name. ]

[Ask him if he is interested in the 15,000 gold coins of Tino Cabana. ]

After all, it's worth 600 million yen, so Gin shouldn't mind more money for activities.

The last time the amusement park was only 100 million.

Tsushima Shuji thought so in his heart.

The elementary school students on the other side have happily formed a juvenile detective team, eager to follow the treasure map to find the treasure.

Speaking of this treasure location, Shuji Tsushima has some impressions.

[Take over the monitoring of this area, search for the location where the fish-shaped neon lights can be seen from the reflection in the river at night, and send them to the gin together. ]

[Alright, host. ] The system works hard without complaint.

As for why the system sent text messages for him...

He couldn't have texted Gin in front of the Shinigami primary school students...

"Hey, Tsushima-san wants to find treasure with us?" A child's cute voice came from his ear.

At the same time, Shuji Tsushima felt that the corner of his clothes was being pulled.

this voice.

He lowered his head, facing the innocent smiling face of Edogawa Conan classmate.

Sure enough, it's you, Kudo Shinichi.

After thinking for a while, he simply reached out and picked up a certain fake primary school student.

"Conan is acting like a spoiled child to me, okay, if Conan wants it." He smiled like a kind big brother who takes care of children with empathy.

"Ahahahaha, yes, yes." Edogawa Conan, who was caught off guard, responded with the innocent smile and voice of an elementary school student in a conditioned reflex.

At the same time, the hearts of the two people.

Shuji Tsushima: Wow, disgusting, I actually said such disgusting words.

Edogawa Conan:  …

"Really, Conan, you are so old, boys can't be so coquettish." Ayumi disagreed.

"That is to say, Conan, you can't do this." Yuan Tai and Mitsuhiko agreed.

Conan, who is stared at by three real elementary school students with disapproving eyes.

Kudo Shinichi: ...Oh, I'm really sorry.

"I, I know."

"Not next time." Edogawa Conan embarrassedly touched the back of his head.

"Then, let our young detective team take Big Brother Tsushima to find the treasure on the treasure map!"

"Youth detective team, let's go!"

"I'm looking forward to it, little detectives."

Behind them, the three figures glanced at each other and followed without hesitation.

…

A Porsche 356A parked on the side of the road.

Gin opened his phone.

[Are you interested in Dino Cabana's gold coins? —cahors] such a sentence is displayed on the screen.

[If you are interested, go to this place to get it. The address is on the **** floor of the **** building. The gold coins are hung from the ceiling. —cahors]

"Brother, is it news from Kao?" Vodka asked naively.

Gin didn't answer, just casually lit a cigarette and took a deep breath.

The sound of the radio came from outside the car.

"It is reported that the 15,000 maple leaf gold coins robbed by the Italian robber group have not been found yet, and the three gangs of Cabana are still lurking in our country..."

"Vodka, drive, and get the treasure that belongs to the organization."

he said with a sneer.

Even if this treasure originally belonged to Cabana, when it was discovered by Kaa, it was something of the organization.

The black-clothed organization will not refuse anyone who comes, and no one should try to steal anything from them.

…

The juvenile detective team on the other side was in trouble and encountered the first obstacle on the treasure hunt.

"oro, what is it?"

"I see! The first O is a big O, the r is the r of rich, and the last O is the O of treasure!" Mitsuhiko explained.

Tsushima Shuji didn't say a word. After all, it took time for gin and vodka to get the gold coins. What if he let Conan and the others know the answer in advance, and he went early and ran into two bottles of wine?

He could only pretend that he was a wooden man.

But a certain elementary school student didn't want to let him go.

"Hey, what does Tsushima-san think? Oro means..." Ah, the familiar feeling of being ripped off.

To meet the face of a certain elementary school student, Shuji Tsushima looked leisurely, UU reading www. uukanshu.com smiled maliciously.

"Did Conan ask to help the big brother? But as a detective, you should decipher it yourself, right?"

"Yes, Conan, you can't rely on Big Brother Tsushima all the time! We are the Detective Boys," said a few other elementary school students.

"But...but Tsushima-san is also a detective, right? I've seen the newspaper where Tsushima-san was deducing!" Conan said as if embarrassed.

"Hey? Tsushima-san is also a detective?!" The others said in surprise.

"I can't see it at all."

"I feel that Tsushima-ge-san is not very reliable as a detective." The three whispered.

Well, even though the sound was so small that everyone around could hear it.

Shuji Tsushima: …

"There's no way, then I'll give you a little hint." The boy looked helpless when he took them.

"Speaking of treasures, the easiest thing to think of is the maple leaf gold coin hidden by the Italian bandit group." He pointed to the news on the side.

"And in Italian, oro means gold," he said.

"Well, it's all just a random guess by me, and it's not necessarily a treasure of gold coins." He imitated the tone of a certain elementary school student, sticking out his **** malicious way.

Edogawa Conan: ...No, I think your guess might be right.

And the other members of the juvenile detective team also looked convinced.

"Okay! It's a real treasure!"

"Gold coins! Gold coins!"

"A lot of eel rice..."

Tsushima Shuji: ...You guys are suspicious! !

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