COS Dazai Osamu’s I Got Into the Conan Crew

The weather today is sunny.

As always, Shuji Tsushima was driven to Teiko by the almighty nanny/driver Amuro Toru.

but…

"There seems to be something wrong today." Toru Amuro, who was driving, looked at the heavy atmosphere around him for some reason.

Always felt…

Have a lot of eyes on them?

Tsushima Shuji: Creepy, the hairs stand upside down.

"…I feel it now."

"The breath of **** dogs..." He said in a faint tone.

Toru Amuro: ... Suddenly I can't feel the heavy atmosphere anymore.

"It's time for you to get off, Tsushima-kun."

"Go and spend a happy day with your Demon King's army." He reminded cheerfully.

Tsushima Shuji:  …

"Hey..." He got out of the car in dissatisfaction.

…

Shuji Tsushima looked at the birds that kept hitting the window one after another outside the window, and silently lay down on the table.

What a silly bird.

The attitude of the classmates of Class A in the third year towards him became more and more strange.

Tsushima Shuji: I won't be caught as the leader of the evil O...

When he found that no matter where he went, it would be quiet, there were separate sofas and round tables in the restaurant, and there were more sofas and round tables on the rooftop... It felt even more...

Tsushima Shuji: Ah, at some point did I really do such a thing?

He carefully searched through his chaotic memory.

Ah... it doesn't seem to have happened.

It's impossible to have a memory that is so confusing that you forget it.

He was lying on the sofa on the rooftop, squinting and thinking lazily.

When he turned his head, he saw a row of birds perched quietly beside him.

When he turned his head again, there were birds behind him.

Taking a closer look, he has been surrounded by various flocks of birds.

And most of them have bugs in their mouths.

Tsushima Shuji: ! ! gin! Help!

He abruptly sat up and stood up, but the birds around him were not frightened by his movements at all, and instead gave him a way out in the direction he was facing.

Tsushima Shuji:  …

He glanced at the insects in the bird's beak all around, shivered, and ran away.

In the afternoon, I did not leave the classroom.

Teachers and students who are accustomed to the other party skipping classes and staying on the balcony in the afternoon, and will not appear in the classroom until after school: Why is Tsushima-kun like this?

…

Tsushima Shuji saw the dog squatting at the school gate.

One Two...Three Four...

group.

Tsushima Shuji: I'm so scared/weak.jpg

"Tsujima..." Midorikawa, who was in charge of picking him up from school, was about to say hello when he saw the boy walking out of the school gate.

"Hurry up and drive." The other party jumped into the car instantly and urged him to drive.

Scotland: ... what's the matter with Kao today...?

At the entrance of the Tsushima apartment, there were neat rows of dead mice.

Tsushima Shuji: ! !

Scotland:? ? ?

"This... who did it?" It was too bad.

Scotland frowned.

"I don't think...it's not made by humans..." Tsushima Shuji said in frustration.

"..." Scotland silently found tools to clean up the scene.

When he looked up after cleaning, he found that the boy who had been standing beside him had disappeared.

Scotland: Where did you go again...

It's almost time to eat.

…

"Sure enough, this despairing world..."

"Only death is my pursuit—"

The boy stood by the river, his face expressionless and his tone numb.

Then he turned his back to the river, spread his arms, and poured into the river with his eyes closed.

"puff"

"Gu dong... gu dong..."

Water kept pouring into my nose.

[Mr. Dazai—]

Someone's call came in a trance.

He opened his eyes.

I saw a dense school of fish in the water.

Surrounded by him, he was forced out of the water.

Tsushima Shuji: ? ? ?

He sat dazedly on top of a school of fish, watching the surrounding schools of fish constantly flapping and splashing.

into silence.

He was pushed ashore.

Tsushima Shuji sat on the shore and watched the fish dive into the water again, and was stunned for a while.

"Aqiu..." He sneezed.

The hair has become half-dry, and the clothes are still wet with their body temperature, sticking on the body.

"Forget it." He stood up.

"gone back."

"It's really not suitable to enter the water today."

He was blowing the night wind, walking leisurely on the road alone.

When passing a house, he stopped.

"Yo, long time no see." He crouched at the door of the house and waved to the Akita dog lying inside.

Akita Inu raised his head alertly, watching him.

"It's a pity, I didn't bring dog food today..." He squatted outside with his face in his hands and said regretfully.

Unexpectedly, after watching him for a long time, the Akita dog inside stretched out its paw and pushed the bowl of dog food in front of him towards him.

Tsushima Shuji: ? ? ? ? ! !

He stood up abruptly and turned to leave.

There is absolutely something wrong with the world.

This is not normal! !

How could a dog give him dog food? ! Help-

terrible! !

"System system, come out quickly."

"There's something wrong with the world," he called to the system.

"Why don't you change the world for me, I really can't accept such a world..."

"The thought of the little dwarf handing me his rice bowl..." He had a strange expression.

System: ... Don't call the Central Plains a dog so naturally! Did you... find something?

[It's not the cause of the world, but the host you...] The system paused for a moment, as if looking for an excuse to deceive its host.

[…acquired the talent called Animal Friends. ] It explained so.

"I don't want it, just throw it away." Tsushima Shuji replied without hesitation.

[…This… can no longer be undone. ] The system is a no-brainer.

"waste."

System: ...I knew it was time to change the word...

[Compared to this... I think the host you...] The system hesitated.

"Huh? What do you want to say about staring at me from behind? I've already..." Found out...

Tsushima Shuji turned his head and met a group of coveted eyes.

"!! Hellhound!" he said.

Pull your legs and run.

[Host you...]

"It's better to keep your mouth shut for a useless system~" Tsushima Shuji threatened inwardly.

System: ok/shivering.

Tsushima Shuji saw the lights of Poirot Cafe.

Immediately, he pushed open the door and rushed in.

"Welcome Light..." Amuro Toru raised his head when he heard the door open and was about to say the welcome speech.

I just saw a weak-looking boy find a place to sit down.

Then he leaned heavily on the table with one side of his face close to the table, his hands hanging straight down.

Toru Amuro:…

"Tou-Jun~" The boy lying on his stomach weakly raised a hand to greet him.

"This guest~www.novelmt.com~What do you have..." Need.

Amuro was interrupted before he could finish speaking.

"I'll leave my life to you in a moment." Tsushima Shuji said with a heavy tone and looked at him with trusting eyes.

Amuro Toru, who doesn't know why: ? ? ?

"Encountered an enemy?" he asked in a low voice.

"..." Tsushima Shuji nodded frantically.

"How many?" Amuro frowned.

"A group, there are too many." Tsushima Shuji's face was full of fear.

Toru Amuro was lost in thought.

With Kaa's skills, he can make him feel terrible enemies... or a group of...

How terrible should it be? ! !