COS Dazai Osamu’s I Got Into the Conan Crew

[What I pretend to be, people will believe who I am. ]

[But when I really cried out in pain, people accused me of moaning. ]

"You can't die alone~"

"But for two people~"

"Two people can die for love~"

The boy in a black coat walked alone on the street, singing his song emotionally as if there was no one else around.

Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a dark shadow in the corner quickly slipping away.

He stopped.

"Ah, isn't this Miss Cat from last time?"

He walked into an alley, looked at the black cat curled up in the corner cardboard box, and squatted in front of it.

…

Hello everyone, I am a high school student detective Kudo Shinichi. Because of being poisoned by a man in black from a certain organization, my body has taken on the appearance of Conan Edogawa, an elementary school student.

I have been searching, looking for the trace of the man in black.

Just today, a woman who claimed to be Edogawa Bumyo approached the door and told Uncle Mouri and Xiaolan that she was Edogawa Conan's mother.

However, the identity of Conan Edogawa was just a fictionalized one by me!

A character that doesn't exist!

How could he have a mother!

However, I, who couldn't explain my true identity, was taken into the car by that woman.

Uncle Maori is of course very happy about this, and he should not be too happy to say goodbye.

but…

"Who are you!" The primary school student sitting in the co-pilot questioned in his voice.

"My mother is obviously..." Yukiko Kudo.

"It was the man who fascinated the world, won the grand prize at the age of nineteen, and married the world-class mystery novelist Yusaku Kudo at the age of twenty. Yukiko Kudo, right." The fat woman who drove the car introduced it well.

"What..." Why do you know...

Edogawa Conan sweated like rain.

"And you are their only son, a high school detective, Kudo Shinichi." The woman said with a determined attitude.

"I'm right." She turned to Kudo Shinichi.

Damn!

Exactly!

This woman...

It must be with the man in black!

Kudo Shinichi gritted his teeth, left the co-pilot with the size of his elementary school student, and stepped on the accelerator.

Almost caused the accident scene. When the woman made an emergency stop, she pushed the door and jumped out of the car.

"Someone! Catch that kid back for me!" The woman's angry voice sounded behind her.

Edogawa Conan has long since disappeared from the streets.

…

How to do…

what can we do about it…

Kudo Shinichi hid in the corner of the alley thinking.

Now it's time to contact Dr....

"You have to jump up..." A voice came from behind him, causing Edogawa Conan to shudder.

who is it? !

Wait a moment…

The voice seems a little familiar?

Edogawa Conan turned his head and saw a figure squatting behind, wearing a black suit and coat.

What? It's Tsushima this guy.

He looked at the person who was stroking the cat while wiggling the cat with a cat-teasing stick, and then looked at the cardboard box...one, two, three, four, five... cats.

This guy Tsushima actually still has the spare time to tease cats in a place like this.

Kudo Shinichi looked at each other with fish eyes.

But then again, why did I suddenly relax after seeing this guy like Tsushima.

Could it be that I feel that the other party is a reliable person in my heart?

Kudo Shinichi thought of the opponent's ability to deal with a group of people in two or three times.

It seems, indeed, quite a sense of security?

"Oh, good afternoon, Conan." Shuji Tsushima, who was squatting beside him, felt his gaze, turned his head silently, and waved his hand.

Oh, your head!

Shinichi Kudo, Fisheye: I just thought Tsushima was a reliable guy, so there really is something wrong with me.

"Brother Tsushima! Someone pretended that my mother wanted to kidnap me!" The elementary school student Edogawa Conan complained.

Shuji Tsushima: …

What about the dignity of your mature high school detective?

This is the beginning of a complaint to me as a middle school student?

I haven't seen you for a few days. You've become so cute, Kudo Shinichi-kun.

"Hey~ what should I do?" The boy asked worriedly.

Kudo Shinichi: ... Tsushima, your tone... is too perfunctory!

Don't you think I'm lying to you...

"It's true, Brother Tsushima! I didn't lie to you! Someone really pretended to be my mother!" Edogawa Conan said seriously.

The cat in the cardboard box was so disturbed by his voice that it began to meow.

Really.

You can't even make a cat stick.

Tsushima Shuji stood up expressionlessly.

"Then let's go."

He said to the elementary school student beside him.

Edogawa Conan: ? Hey? Where to go?

"You should have your own ideas, such as who to ask for help... and so on." Tsushima Shuji glanced at him and said tiredly.

Today's Kudo Shinichi... IQ doesn't seem to be online?

"Ah! That's right! Brother Tsushima, let's go to Dr. Akasa's house with me!" Edogawa Conan suddenly realized.

Kudo Shinichi: Damn it, it's obviously Tsushima who does things that make people puzzled!

"Brother Tsushima..." Conan Edogawa hesitated.

"Huh?" Tsushima Shuji responded slowly.

"If you like it, why don't you take them back?" In your capacity, let alone a few cats, there are more than enough cats in one building.

Kudo Shinichi opened his eyes of dead fish: Are you some kind of awkward elementary school student?

"Elementary school students don't care about middle school students~" The young man walked in front of him carelessly, without turning his head.

Kudo Shinichi: I'm a high school student, haha.

"And...why are we walking over..." Where's your car? What about your stature? Aren't you a bunch of bodyguard drivers?

Kudo Shinichi died fisheye.

"Well...because today...I got rid of them all~" Tsushima Shuji said in an embarrassed tone, righteously.

Kudo Shinichi: Haha~www.novelmt.com~ It's okay Conan, it's just a little bit of road anyway. " Tsushima Shuji patted his dog's head comfortingly.

Kudo Shinichi: ...I thank you.

…

Shuji Tsushima sat on the box beside him, watching the pupil-sized Edogawa Conan sneaking towards Dr. Agasa's house.

On the other side of the road, there was the figure of Dr. Agsa holding an umbrella.

Edogawa Conan suddenly wanted to rush over.

But the fat woman who suddenly appeared behind covered her mouth and nose with a handkerchief smeared with the drug.

He fell to the ground in despair.

Tsushima Shuji looked at Dr. Akasa, who had stopped at the door of the house.

She looked at the fat woman with a dangerous smile.

"You are..." He hesitated.

"I understand, I'll do it myself." He stood up silently, closed his eyes, and lay on the ground, looking like he had passed out.

The Fat Woman in Full Armor & Dr. Agasa: …

Really don't need such perfunctory cooperation?

Thinking so, the boy lying on the ground silently opened his eyes again.

"Please be gentle when you move me, Yukiko...Ah, Sister Edogawa." He pronounced the wrong name, and then changed his words silently.

Then he closed his eyes again and lay down peacefully.

The fat woman whose identity was exposed: …

"Really, Shuji, you're still as good as you were when you were young. Shinichi didn't recognize him at all." Her voice suddenly became younger.

"Get up quickly, it's cold on the ground." She said in a caring tone.

With her help, Shuji Tsushima stood up silently and looked at a certain elementary school student lying on the ground ignoring him.

Ah, is this the treatment of your own son?