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Chapter 708: Self-mockery? 【Add more 117 days】

  Chapter 708 Laugh at yourself? 【Add more 117 days】

   "Wow..."

   There was a soft sound, and when the back was shattered, countless light spots re-gathered into a title. The moment he saw the title, Zhang Deming's face turned dark.

   "Shocking reversal: The long-awaited mysterious big brother Ruanfan is gone, and the special assistant teacher of Ruanfan of Xinshen Academy is here!"

  The gorgeous light effect of the text flickered a few times, then shattered and disappeared again, and the light curtain turned into a normal page. A pinned post with the same title was displayed at the top.

  Zhang Deming clicked in with a dark complexion, and found that the post was anonymous, and the content was a bit watery, probably because he didn't know much about his entry into the job, and the things on the title were all dry goods.

   But even so, it has attracted the attention of countless people. The focus of the article is from Pan Juan'er's opening to the development of the goddess's heart. It can be regarded as an outstanding selling point and has captured the hearts of many disciples.

  Pan Juan'er is recognized as a goddess by the Taoist Palace this year, even though there are many rumors that she has something to belong to, that's why she is so cold. But that's just a rumor after all, today's... is it an official announcement?

   "Let me just say, what did Dean Niu of the Mental Academy a few days ago want to do? It turned out to be a favor platform!"

   "Damn it, this can't be true!"

   "I asked specifically, there is really a new teaching assistant at the Mind Academy to start classes!"

   "Nonsense, how could the senior sister go with the teaching assistant!"

   "Teacher-student romance? Is it so trendy!"

   "Eh, this kind of assistant church has been criticized by the deans in the courtyard!"

   "What are you thinking, the senior sister has entered the Holy Land, even if she is still there, she should be transferred to a teaching assistant, where is the teacher-student relationship... all rumors are spread!"

   "That is, don't spread rumors about this kind of thing, and it will become a problem if you don't spread it! Get in touch with bad things outside the territory!"

  “······”

  Zhang Deming's complexion was dark, and he heard the discussion not far away again, which made him even more speechless.

   Silently drifting forward, the crowd behind suddenly fell silent, and he instantly felt many eyes looking at him.

  He turned his head to look, and found that a group of disciples were staring at him with puzzled, astonished, and surprised eyes.

  Zhang Deming: "..."

  Finding more and more eyes looking at him, Zhang Deming turned around and left without saying a word, and quickly drifted towards the central area of ​​the palace in front of him.

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  Although Zhang Deming didn't come by stepping on the spot, he didn't come much earlier. When he came to the main entrance area of ​​Qianyuan Hall, he was stunned for a moment.

  Through the main entrance of the main hall, it can be clearly seen that the main hall is very huge, and at this moment, not only the hall is full, but also a lot of people are sitting in the small square around the main hall.

  So much so that the walls around the main hall have been shrunk into the ground by the disciples in charge. In the whole hall, only the last wall and the load-bearing pillars still exist.

  This is a feature of the teaching hall of the Taoist Palace, because when some deans teach, even the Tianzi Hall is full.

  Why don't you just use the dojo where the palace lord lectures?

  Aside from the configuration of personalities, the situation itself is full of uncertainty. There may not be so many people at any time, so there is such a custom.

  Not only the Tianzi Hall, but all teaching halls are like this, just to prevent overloading.

  Seeing this scene, Zhang Deming probably understood the reason why he changed his teaching location. It shouldn't be that anyone wants to target him, probably because of the small teaching hall, even if the wall is lowered, the surrounding space should not be enough.

   After all, the square in front of me is already considered a small square, and it is still almost full. Looking around, it is densely packed with people. Because the class has not started yet, and no teachers are present, it is a bit noisy.

  Everyone sits on their own temporary formation table, in front of a temporary formation table, as transparent as glass.

  Sitting cross-legged, chatting with the brothers around the temporary formation table, most of the topics seemed to revolve around Zhang Deming, the mysterious assistant teaching assistant.

   Zhang Deming watched this scene and took a deep breath.

  It seems that he no longer has to struggle with the two choices, and the situation has helped him take half a step. In such a situation, if you retreat and choose the other side, it will be really embarrassing and embarrassing, and you will even lose Juan'er's people.

  'Forget it, since you can't hide from the crowd, then let's rejoice in the Taoist Palace and become a teaching assistant worthy of that girl! '

  With the decision in his heart silently falling, Zhang Deming no longer hesitated, and walked towards the preparation room at the back of the main hall.

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   After a while, as time passed, the square-like Qianyuan Hall was almost full. The Tianzi Hall is connected to the outer area, and it is planned according to the number of 70% of the disciples in the whole courtyard.

If the situation is still almost full, it means that 70% of the people who are not in the Dao Palace have already come, which means that at least 80% to 90% of the people have come. people.

   When it was time to teach, a small door at the edge of the only existing bottom wall opened.

  As the small door opened, a light screen display with a strong sense of science fiction was projected on all the formation tables, and the camera pointed directly at Zhang Deming.

  Some disciples looked down at the light screen, but most of the disciples immediately raised their heads, their eyes flashing with aura, and they looked over curiously.

   The main hall, which had already entered the stage of whispering discussions, gradually became quieter. There was no need for anyone to greet, when Zhang Deming stepped out of the small door, the whole hall was already quiet.

  After Zhang Deming stepped out of the door, he walked to the center of the bottom wall with a calm pace and a calm expression without any twitch, tension or apprehension.

  There is a slightly high platform here. On the high platform is a tuanpu, and there are all disciples below. This is Hongmeng's most standard evangelism lecture setting.

  Zhang Deming frowned slightly as he looked at it, his hands flickered, the array was moved, the group of cattails disappeared, and when one was receiving an award, a small pillar table for speaking emerged.

  In an instant, the position of the French lectures on the Gaotai Tuanpu became a standard university guest speech platform.

  Well, except for the lack of a microphone, the only thing is that the podium is a bit high. Because this table is a physical building, the formation cannot be adjusted quickly, so Zhang Deming just let it go.

  He came to the pillared table, put his hands on the table, and then looked up at the crowd. During this brief process, all the disciples stared at Zhang Deming silently.

  The eyes are more curious and exploring. There is little desire for courses, knowledge and expectations for spells.

   "I am Zhang Deming, the Supreme Elder who came to Tianlingmen on April 9th, and now works in the Daogong Mind Academy." At this point, Zhang Deming paused, looked around the crowd and said:

   "The above is probably nonsense. After all, you all looked at me so curiously, obviously you all know me. How, do I think the same as you?"

  Everyone was silent for a while, looking at each other in blank dismay, obviously not used to Zhang Deming's opening speech, such a sermon has never been seen before.

   "Student at table number seven!"

   "Ah! Ah?"

The person named by Zhang Deming didn't react at all. It was the disciple next to him who pushed him, so he stood up from the tuanpu, and said in a dazed way: "Ah? This disciple is dull, I don't understand what Assistant Teacher Zhang asked! "

  Zhang Deming nodded, looked at the other party, and said: "Well, I pretended to be serious! What did I ask? I asked: Is my teaching assistant the same as you think!"

  After Zhang Deming's words were spoken, some people in the classroom were stunned, some had weird expressions, and some wanted to laugh.

   This completely unfamiliar routine made the person named stunned in place. He didn't know what Zhang Deming meant for a while, and he was a little bit blind.

   "It's okay, let's chat casually, you can also treat me as a big brother of Ruanfan, don't feel pressure!" Zhang Deming said with a smile.

  Left one mouthful of soft rice, another mouthful of soft rice, although everyone knows it well now, but it still feels a bit weird to talk about it in such a class.

  After all, the teachers in the previous preaching classes were all very serious and serious!

  The disciple was a little stressed at the moment, his feet trembled slightly, and the sweat on his forehead gathered, he tentatively said: "It should be the same!"

  Looking at his state, he actually doesn't know what he answered.

   Zhang Deming raised his eyebrows when he heard the words, and said with a slightly exaggerated surprise: "Huo, I still think the same thing, tell me, what fits your cognition of a soft rice man!"

  The disciple immediately panicked, feeling that he had said something wrong, and instinctively remedied it: "Assistant Zhang is handsome, very suitable...very suitable for the position of teaching assistant!"

  Zhang Deming nodded suddenly, and said, "Understood, so I'm a pretty boy!"

   "No, the disciple said..." The man panicked and wanted to make amends again.

   "Tell me, I'll listen to you..." Zhang Deming looked at the other party and nodded seriously.

"Disciple... The disciple said..." In a panic, I didn't say anything for a while. After all, I don't know Zhang Deming at all, and I don't know the basic information. Really handsome."

  Everyone: "······"

"Ha ha······"

  This inexplicable dialogue made the class a little more joyful, and the depressive and serious atmosphere gradually dissipated.

  Zhang Deming nodded suddenly, and said: "It seems that this classmate is very supportive of my being a bad boy. No, I'm afraid I don't know. The left and right emphasized it! Thank you!"

"Ha ha······"

  There was a lot of joy below, but the disciple wanted to find a hole to get in, and felt ashamed.

   "You can sit down now!" Zhang Deming nodded, and said again: "Student Ding Lie No. 9, the one who is smiling happily is you."

  After the person was called, he was slightly stunned, and then stood up quite calmly, much calmer than the previous reaction.

  He bowed indifferently, and said to Zhang Deming: "Disciple Duanmu Renxu, I have met Assistant Teacher Zhang!"

  Zhang Deming looked at the other party, nodded and said, "Student Duanmu, what do you think?"

  Duanmu Renxu smiled and said: "I think the teaching assistant is more famous than meeting him!"

   "Oh, what's the explanation?" Zhang Deming asked in surprise.

   "The teaching assistant is as funny as the rumors, but not as strict as the rumors. It feels good!" Duanmu Renxu smiled.

"Well, this is a well-prepared one. At least I saw the photo of my discussion at the exchange meeting between the two worlds!" Zhang Deming nodded, and when he said this, he changed the subject and asked suddenly: "Then you treat me softly?" What do you think!"

"Eh..." Duanmu Renxu was calm at first, but when he was asked this kind of question directly on this occasion, he froze, and immediately said: "Such rumors should be severely punished! "

   Without waiting for the disciples to react, Zhang Deming shrugged and shook his head, "Tsk tsk, it's disgusting to be so bureaucratic!"

   Duanmu Renxu: "Eh..."

   "Haha..." A little low-pitched laughter came from below.

   "But the level of bureaucracy is low. You should say that being able to eat soft rice is a skill, and being able to eat someone like me is an even greater skill!"

   Zhang Deming looked serious, looked at the other party and said seriously: "After all... you really need some skills, no, you didn't eat it!"

   Duanmu Renxu: "Eh..."

"Ha ha······"

  Some disciples laughed, some were puzzled, and some looked blank.

  No matter what the reaction was, the whole square became active. Disciples looked at Zhang Deming with interest, and his appearance was so young that it was almost immature. Many people almost forgot that he was preaching, and they were very relaxed.

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   "What is he doing?" Sima Kunlun asked with a frown on a floating platform outside the square, where the eleven members of the council were all looking at Zhang Deming who was giving a lecture.

  One person shook his head and said puzzledly: "I don't understand, are you laughing at yourself? Or are you expressing your dissatisfaction with the disciples' rumors?"

   "It's just nonsense, what is it going to do, it's disrespectful!" Luan Siyi frowned, and said angrily: "This kind of person is recruited to bring bad atmosphere..."

  Hong Zhijian glanced at Luan Siyi, and said, "Brother Siyi, this hasn't even started yet, so it won't be too late to draw conclusions later!"

   "What else do you need..."

  When the two were about to quarrel again, Niu Xinyuan suddenly raised the corners of his mouth and said, "Interesting!"

  Although it is a whisper, but what kind of cultivation are you here?

   All of them turned their heads to look at Niu Xinyuan, and Luan Siyi looked at Niu Xinyuan and said, "Dean Niu thinks it's interesting? Is this unseemly and corrupting behavior interesting?"

  Niu Xinyuan looked at Luan Siyi and said, "Brother Siyi, did you notice that this time the lecture was originally scheduled to be taught by the Mind Academy?"

  Luan Siyi frowned, and said, "What do you want to say?"

   "The mind and spirit are obscure, and the teaching is difficult. Most disciples feel that the lecture class is too depressing and dull. Under high tension, it is difficult to understand the Tao, and it is difficult to gain anything.

  I have watched a lot of mind assistant professors' classes, and all of them want students to achieve a state of unity of body and mind, but almost no one manages to make students relax, let alone wanton. "

   Having said this, he paused, and said: "Senior brother, look below, how many people are nervous now? Well, except for the unlucky ones who were named."

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   Ask for votes at the end of the month, some vote quickly, don’t forget about mold, what a waste!

  

  

  (end of this chapter)

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