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"Brother! You bastard, you actually sold me out! What a shame!"

"Hey, brother, you have to understand that your sacrifice is valuable. Don't you think I sold all the remaining shaved ice~"

"Then the uncle chased me half the campus on a little electric donkey!"

"By the way, brother, didn't you say you wanted to run away separately?"

"I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen to the bastard chanting sutras, I will die, just one blow!!!"

"Fuck!!!"

After experiencing the night when they were ganked by the security guard, the magical boy's new house was filled with such noises. It was still unsightly, but if you look carefully, you can see that both guys were lowering their voices for fear of being embarrassed by Queen Ling.

Gou Yu looked at Fang Ran and Meng Lang tearing at the carpet, sighed helplessly and said:

"Since it has been discovered, we don't need to go tomorrow."

"no!"

"no!!"

However, he was strongly opposed by two guys on the ground who were pulling each other's faces.

"Mr. Lu Xun once said that in this world there are only boxes that can be cheated to death, and there is no chicken that cannot be eaten!"

"That's right! Even if you don't know what I'm talking about in the name of Lu Xun, the freshmen who are exhausted from military training and in the scorching heat need us! They need our shaved ice!"

The two people who were still fighting among primary school students a second ago have now put on Zhang Yizheng's eloquent faces, speaking high-sounding and righteous words.

Gou Yu just stared at the two of them speechlessly, thinking with a sigh in his mind.

Even if you two say this,

But isn’t it because you want to make money?

Due to the financial crisis, the magical boys are not willing to bow their heads and admit defeat to the jungler Ke Ke (because of lack of money). Even after being gank, they must resolutely implement their responsibilities and obligations as the Shaved Ice Heroes (unfortunately) Willing to let go of such an opportunity to make money), to save those freshmen who have suffered in military training and will eventually be sunburned (their fault)!

then

Monday.

Meng Lang, who was still sneaking around in the corner of the playground, with the cat behind the grass, poked his head around and looked around, and then shouted softly to Fang Ran, the dog on the other side.

"Brother, there is nothing abnormal."

"Free shaved ice! Free shaved ice, you heard it right, free shaved ice!"

Seeing Fangran running out of the house before he could finish his words, Meng Lang was speechless and just called me by my name.

Old man, do you dare to be more anxious?

Then, Tuesday.

Moving to another corner of the playground, Gou Yu stood at the intersection next to the outer wall, took a look, sighed, and waved to Fang Ran and Meng Lang who had already entered the playground.

"Captain, no"

"Free shaved ice! Free shaved ice, yes, free shaved ice. Don't miss this opportunity, you will never come back!"

rash:""

Brother, you can really be more anxious, and you fucking called my name again!

Gou Yu: ""

Um, Captain, what I want to say is, 'There is nothing we can do, the uncle is already here.'

"Hey! You guys! Who asked you to come in and sell here again!? Hey, don't run! Stop!"

After that, Wednesday.

"You brats are sneaking in here again to steal water and sell shaved ice. I'm going to beat you to death now!"

After a flurry of ping-pong, three embarrassed figures suddenly appeared from the windows on the first floor of the teaching building next to the playground of Beijing University. They swallowed hard and shouted,

"I'll go! We came here to steal water at six o'clock in the morning, but I didn't expect that the uncle actually learned bad things and learned to squat on us!"

"Fuck! Brother, what are you talking about? Hurry up and push the cart!"

"Oh, I said we should break up."

"No!!!" x2

In this case, the old man whose legs and age did not allow him to climb through the window just walked around the door.

He had already pushed the electric car carrying the pickled vegetable vat and disappeared in a flash, leaving the uncle alone in the same place, helpless and furious.

"You brats, don't let me catch you!!!"

Thursday.

Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh

In the pitch dark, a favorite environment of horror movies, the sound of gurgling liquids keeps making strange noises. This is a terrifying situation that is enough to scare people to death. It will follow you as you walk in the dark and deserted corridors. , stairs one after another, all the time

always! ! !

It keeps ringing behind you! ! ! !

quick! Quickly break your hair and tie it into a knot, throw it behind you and let it be picked up! quick! Hurry up and cover the face of the doll with its eyes open and let it eat it!

On the first floor of a teaching building, the thirteenth window from the left is under the window with this mysterious number that is regarded as an ominous symbol by the West!

It was a strange figure curled up in the moving darkness, its pale face suddenly illuminated by the light, pointing at the source of the terrifying sound they made, and letting out a terrifying roar!

"Hold the grass! Brother, why are you pointing your fucking water pipe at me? You're pointing at the tank. My pants are all wet by you!!!"

"It's so dark and I can't see clearly!"

"So, didn't I give you a flashlight?"

"My dear brother, you came up with the idea of ​​coming here to steal water at three o'clock in the middle of the night wearing a curtain and cloak before dawn. You are really a genius!"

"Aren't I scared because the uncle kept squatting on his back yesterday? Besides, it's okay, bro. After all, we are active participants in the dark."

"But, brother, I think our stealing water in the middle of the night is simply smearing the identity of the participants. If we tell anyone, we will easily be beaten."

"Forehead"

And then, um, Friday.

"I want a cup of shaved ice, and your smile, little brother!"

A lively, cute and energetic girl came to the shaved ice stall in the corner of the playground and said with a loud smile.

"Give."

Seeing her looking so happy and energetic, Gou Yu also smiled and handed her a cup of prepared shaved ice, but the beautiful smile somehow revealed the vicissitudes of life and tiredness.

“Wow~~”?(?≧?≦?)??

As soon as she received the shaved ice, Genki put a large spoonful into her mouth, then covered her head, closed her eyes tightly and endured the headache with a happy smile.

"The sweetness is really amazing. Is the one I bought this time floral? K! You are really awesome for making such shaved ice!"

"Ah, haha, thank you for the compliment. It would be great if you are satisfied."

Gou Yu's smile froze for a second, and then he replied with a smile, while listening to the sound coming from behind him

"Damn it! That's shaved ice made with my ability! My ability! Oh my!"

There was the sound of a staff member suddenly getting angry, picking up two knives and trying to come forward to argue, and the sound of a staff member holding him up and covering his mouth to comfort him.

"Brother! Calm down, calm down. This girl is just being polite and finding a topic to chat with Xiao Or."

"Are you still selling it this afternoon?"

The girl Yuanqi bit her plastic spoon and stared at Gou Yu's face, staring at him without hesitation and asked.

"Why do you ask?"

Gou Yu said with a bit of laughter, and put out another box of shaved ice. This allows people who buy shaved ice to directly take the shaved ice and scan the QR code to pay without him having to greet them. This perfectly solves the problem of too many people and too little time. The design came from them and the security guards these days. Rich fighting experience in the jungle.

However, when Gou Yufan asked back, Yuanqi girl shook the plastic spoon, raised her eyebrows, and thought for a moment innocently and said:

"Because everyone has guessed that you are selling shaved ice so cheaply in such a hot weather. You must be selling shaved ice as a hobby, and then indulge in the fun of fighting wits and courage with the uncle of our school security office all day long, so we all I’m wondering if you guys will just stop selling it and go play with the uncle?”

The boys nearby who were scanning the code with shaved ice also nodded in agreement:

"Yes, yes."

"Yes, we are worried that one day you will stop working and there will be no shaved ice to sell."

Gou Yu: ""

Is that what you think?

"The devil is so obsessed with having fun with that Uncle Chen! Brother, let me go, I'm going to chop her, I'm going right now!"

Zha Maoran, who was holding up his two swords, was stopped by Meng Lang again. However, the girl had not yet shut up. After eating the last spoonful of shaved ice, she murmured to herself with happiness on her face:

"Ah, it's delicious. Little brother, your shaved ice is so delicious, and you know how to make cakes. You're so handsome. I really want to take you home and make delicious food for me all the time~~!"

Seeing the happy blush on her face and receiving such a straightforward compliment, Gou Yu felt a little embarrassed and didn't know whether to laugh or cry. At the same time, he heard the voice behind him and started to get restless again.

"Damn it! That's the little one I want to take home! My little one! My ughhhh!!"

"Brother, oh my god! Don't bite my hand! Xiaoor! Quickly fool that girl away!"

Gou Yu: ""

Uncle, I beg you, please come quickly.