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Although a whole day has passed since I was rushing all the way, when I can calm down and think, I still feel incredibly strong.

Everything that happened after the accident while running errands seemed so unreal.

Yesterday at this time, she was still working normally in a supermarket in London, but now she was experiencing an exciting escape like a movie.

Please! This is modern society, am I really not dreaming? ?

Every time she realizes that this is really happening to her, Tang Bing can't help but wonder if she is dreaming, and the thing that most triggers her feeling is...

Holding his schoolbag in the forest on the outskirts at night, the soft and fluffy bag against which he leaned had an indescribable freshness and ethereal quality. Tang Bing took a sneak peek again.

It seemed that another emergency had occurred and the black-haired young man was called over.

Compared to the sudden appearance of enemies with superpowers, the unreal blond foreign beauty, and the huge silver wolf that was absolutely impossible to exist in this world right before his eyes, what was even more unbelievable to me was,

The senior who worked with me in the supermarket until yesterday turned out not to be an ordinary person!

This is simply like a nonsense plot written by a desperate author who couldn't get more than 100 orders for the first time on the shelves. What kind of weird development is it!

Thinking about the nonsense he had been chatting with himself every night a few days ago, and that he couldn't see anything special about Fang Ran, Tang Bing always felt like he couldn't connect with him now.

Then I recalled the moment when I was rescued by him in the van, the quiet and soft words of the dark voice at that moment when I woke up...

'It's okay, I'm still here...'

boom------

His face quickly turned red, as if a ball of hot air was expanding and making the buzz of a steam train. Thinking of what happened last night, Tang Bing covered his face with both hands in shame and anger.

Ah ah ah ah, Tang Bing, what are you thinking about? Stop it, you love brain! Do you think this is a girl’s manga? ?

"Hulu, we..."

"Ahhhh-!"

Then when he heard Fangran's voice suddenly ringing around him, he shouted out!

"Study, learn, learn...senpai...!?"

Why do you look like you've seen a ghost...

Rolling his eyes speechlessly in his heart, not knowing what he, the school girl, was up to, Fangran sat back down next to her and immersed himself in Tu'er's furry healing again.

"Speaking of Hulu, what were you thinking about just now?"

Noticing Tang Bing's strange expression in the darkness of the forest, and worrying that she was still scared and uneasy about the current situation, Fangran took out some water from his pocket, opened it and asked with concern,

"Ah...? I just thought...I thought..."

But when he asked him this question, Tang Bing became even more flustered. His face turned red and turned to the other side, and he spoke faster to cover up his unnatural quickness:

"That's... right! Senior... Did you know that koalas are not born with the detoxifying bacteria that can digest eucalyptus leaves? They need to ingest it from their mother's anus since childhood, that is, they actually eat feces. long..."

"puff!!!"

Then he heard the strange knowledge without any preparation. Before Tang Bing could finish his bald words, Fangran spurted it out!

"WT...I'll go, gourd, what are you talking about out of the blue when people are drinking water!"

This is the most rude change of subject I have ever heard in my life!

Fangran wiped the corners of his mouth in embarrassment, with a look of disbelief on his face.

Seeing him approaching her a little closer, Tang Bing's eyes became even more panicked but he still managed to hold on and spoke fluently:

"Um...that...senior, manatee's vagina is under the arm...giraffe"

"ah?"

Then when he realized that Fangran was still looking at him, he closed his eyes and shouted his ultimate move without caring!

"And when male bees mate, their penises explode!"

"щ(°Д° # щ) Who the hell asked you this!!!?"

When I was about to flee, without any precautions, I suddenly learned that male bees’ penises explode when they mate.

Fang's strange knowledge increased.

I always feel like a car just ran over my face...

And it’s a car that goes to the zoo!

"Hulu, I found that you unexpectedly know a lot of weird things."

For a moment, they both looked at each other in silence. After a while, they finally calmed down from the absurdity and confusion, and then they looked at Tang Bing with twitching eyes and spoke speechlessly,

"Bah, you are the gourd..."

Pouting a retort, the girl who had just been thinking wildly was finally suppressed a little, but she still held her schoolbag and turned her head to the side. Tang Bing muttered in a low voice:

"That's just what our biology teacher told us one time in high school."

"Didn't your biology teacher teach you anything close to human life?"

Thinking about what kind of biology teacher would tell female students the trivial knowledge about penis explosion, Fangran strongly doubted whether this biology teacher was herself.

When he heard Fang Ran say this, Tang Bing glanced at him, then quickly looked away and whispered:

"Close to humans...that...tomatoes may contain toxic trace amounts of lycopene from their roots. Ingesting too much in a day can lead to death..."

"Ah, really!?"

His eyes were stunned, but he didn't expect that she actually told a serious piece of popular science. This was the first time he heard that tomatoes might be poisonous. Fangran asked in disbelief and surprise:

"Then how much will it take to cause an accident?"

"Four tons..."

Fangran: "..."

Ton....

This is the first time I heard the unit of ton in toxic dose.

Are you sure if you put down four tons a day, people will be poisoned to death? ?

Feeling cheated, Fang Ran stared at Tang Bing speechlessly,

Staring at myself, this school girl who was driving some weird cars one second and then seamlessly connected with you into a joke the next second, I didn't know what to say at all.

Like Tang Bing, Fangran was a little unable to connect her to last night.

Perhaps a crisis will reveal a person's truest side. My original impression of my schoolgirl was that of a warm, cheerful, and very interesting sunny girl.

But after she cried and shouted some terrible words in her car, she always felt that she was going to the old driver based on her original impression...

There is quite a feeling that after the boys get to know each other, they lose their 'social status' and no longer pretend to be gentlemen. In Tang Bing's own words,

"Anyway, senior, you have seen all the most embarrassing looks in my life, so the image and other things have faded..."

Fangran suddenly remembered something he had forgotten who had said to him - every woman has no introduction.

No matter how he thought about it, he felt that Tang Bing's aunt was just a cover fraud.

"Senior... By the way, what happened to you when you were called over just now..."

This time, he secretly glanced at the blond figure draped in a white blanket on the side of Yin Lang's head. Once again, he secretly marveled in his heart that there really were such good-looking foreigners. Tang Bing asked in a low voice.

"It's not a big deal, it's just that we can only stay for two more hours before leaving, and then we may not have time to rest before leaving the country safely,"

Even if he told Tang Bing truthfully that they were now wanted by the association on the night network, it would be useless. Fang Ran said casually, pretending to be casual, and then glanced at her silently with the penis exploding in his head still lingering:

"So, Hulu, you should take a good rest now."

"oh..."

Hearing what Fang Ran said, Tang Bing nodded honestly and said nothing.

But after a few seconds, she suddenly started to squirm, her legs rubbed against each other, and she couldn't help but keep peeking at Fangran while holding her schoolbag. She seemed to be in a state of difficulty, but finally made up her mind to speak:

"That...senior...don't you go...what about that..."

"Which one?"

Fangran, who wanted to take a sip of water this time, stopped with a serious expression when he heard her speak again.

"That's the one..."

The blush that had finally dissipated on his face rose again, as delicate and charming as a red apple. Tang Bing buried his face in his schoolbag and spoke in a thin and indistinct voice:

"Jerk off..."

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Hulu, this accelerator is almost too hard for you to step on...

?(°口°*)?Can we park the car?

It's really God's mercy. Who will God spare? Fangran feels that compared to himself, Tang Bing's car is infinitely faster. It's no longer the point where I suspect you are driving but have no evidence.

It was like the wheels of the car were rubbing against his face.

Following the impressions of sunny and cheerful, enthusiastic and optimistic, joker, pistachio, unlucky guy, etc., Fangran once again discovered new qualities in Tang Bing.

Somewhat similar to him, he had a habit of speaking indiscriminately when he was nervous.

I don’t want to express my feelings after being asked, ‘Senior, aren’t you going to solve your physical problems?

Fangran couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth as he looked at Tang Bing, who had his face buried in her schoolbag, and then suddenly noticed her legs rubbing against each other restlessly.

"I said Calabash...could you be..."

A possibility popped up in his mind, which made him jump his brows and ask silently, slightly speechless:

"You want to go to the toilet, but you don't want to go alone, right?"

Then the moment after asking this question, Fangran saw Tang Bing burying his face deeper.

(╬╯ΩдΩ)╯︵┻━┻So why did you ask me just now?

For the first time in his life, Fangran felt that he had such special emotions for a girl.

So in order to repay this feeling, he...

Whistled:

"Shhhhhhh~~~~"