City: Rage against the goddess at the beginning

The tall man's hand holding the tissue was trembling.

This guy Wang Li actually ate shit in the toilet?

So what does this guy do when he calls himself over to deliver paper?

The tall man was a little confused.

Could it be that this is the legendary confusing behavior of humans?

Seeing the tall man confused, Lin Fan explained with a smile:"He wants you to come in and eat shit together. It's so lonely eating shit alone. Only two people can feel good eating it together!" The tall man:? ? ? ? ?

Only when two people eat together can they feel good? devil?

The tall man threw away the tissue and ran away.

It's so scary.

This beast Wang Li actually wanted to trick him into eating shit together!

The tall man cursed as he ran.

Wang Li, who was in the toilet, had been waiting for his friends to come over and deliver tissues.

He waited ten minutes.

My legs were numb from squatting, but the friend who delivered the paper still didn't come.

Just when he was about to make a call to inquire, there was a knock on the toilet door.

Wang Li's eyes lit up, it must be his friend who came to deliver the paper!

Under his expectant eyes, a voice that made his face change appeared:"Wang Li, don't think about it. Your friend who was originally going to come over to give you tissues has been driven away by me, isn't it? Desperate?"

Kicked away?"

Damn it!

Wang Li's mentality collapsed.

Lin Fan is so disgusting!

It’s okay to change his paper and take it away, but now he’s also driving away the person who delivered it? This is to kill them all!

Wang Li's face darkened.

He took out his cell phone again and called his friend's cell phone number.

After picking up the phone, before he could speak, the tall man yelled at him angrily:"Wang Li, you are so fucking disgusting, get the hell out of my way, I don't want to be with someone who eats shit all day long. I find it disgusting to treat people as friends!"

Wang Li:? ? ? ? ? ?

Wang Li was stunned after being yelled at by his friend.

What did his friend just say?

Shit eaters?

Who ate shit?

"The confusion from Wang Li is worth 2333!"

When he looked confused, Lin Fan's laughing voice came to his ears again:"Don't try to struggle, there is no way that your friend will come back to give you tissues.

Wang Li said angrily:"Lin Fan, what on earth did you say to my friend, you bitch?" Why did my friend tell me to get away? And you said you don’t want to be friends with a shit-eater like me?"

Hearing Wang Li's angry words, Lin Fan burst into laughter.

Wang Li had the idea of ​​picking up his pants and rushing out to fuck this guy Lin Fan.

In the end, he held back.

His right hand was already full of shit. If If you pull up your pants, wouldn't it mean that the whole pair of pants is full of shit?

Wang Li didn't dare think about this horrific scene.

Wang Li took out his cell phone and continued to call other roommates.

Soon, he contacted another roommate.

That roommate listened After struggling with his predicament for a while, he came back.

His girlfriend was still waiting for him at the dormitory gate. After delivering the paper to Wang Li, he was stopped by Lin Fan when he was halfway there.

Lin Fan:" Did Wang Li ask you to deliver the paper? Wang

Li's roommate nodded.

Lin Fan smiled and said,"I've already sent him the paper. You go and accompany your girlfriend!" There are more and more Arrows now, bro, spend more time with your girlfriend!"

Wang Li's roommate nodded in sympathy. When he heard that Lin Fan had given away the tissues, he turned around and left.

Wang Li, who was in the toilet, was fully expecting his roommate to hold the tissues and step on the colorful auspicious clouds.

He waited again. It lasted five minutes.

Wang Li's legs were numb.

Why hasn't his roommate come yet?

Ahhh!

He could hardly squat in the pit.

Wang Li frantically pressed the phone of his roommate, but the result kept showing that the other party's phone was turned off.

Just Just when he was expecting his roommate to arrive, there was a knock on the toilet door again.

A laughing voice came from outside the toilet:"Wang Li, you are not still waiting for your roommate stupidly, are you?"

Wang Li:??????

Hearing Lin Fan's laughter, Wang Li's eyes widened suddenly.

This guy actually arranged for his roommate?

"The confusion from Wang Li is worth 1999!"

If his roommate didn't come back to bring him tissues, wouldn't he be doomed?

Wang Li moved his feet and kept squatting. His feet were almost numb.

Lin Fan is a piece of shit.

Thinking of what this guy did, The more he thought about it, the angrier he became.

Wang Li roared:"Lin Fan, don't go too far, give me the paper quickly! Lin

Fan said with a mean smile:"You beg me, I'll give it to you if I'm in a good mood!""

Hearing Lin Fan's mean voice coming from outside the toilet, Wang Li was almost furious.

Ahhhhhhh!

How could there be such a mean person?

Wang Li wanted to pick up his pants and beat this guy up.

"The anger value from Wang Li is 1555!"丶

"The anger value from Wang Li is 1666!"丶

"The anger from Wang Li is worth 1999!"That adds up to five thousand anger points.

Converted into confusion points, it is ten thousand confusion points.

When Lin Fan heard the three consecutive system sounds in his ears, his mouth almost broke out in laughter.

This guy Wang Li also It’s so exciting, tsk tsk tsk!

【My son is really like an emperor]

In the next ten minutes, there was no sound in the toilet.

Lin Fan was also confused.

What is this guy Wang Li doing in toilet 900? ,

I don’t call him, I don’t yell at him anymore!

Could it be that this guy is scared?

Another ten minutes passed before Wang Li's voice came from the toilet:"Dog Lin Fan, is he still outside?"

Lin Fan was about to answer, but something suddenly occurred to him and he closed his mouth.

Wang Li shouted several times again.

His eyes lit up when he heard there was no sound outside.

This bitch finally left?

He deliberately kept silent just now, just to waste Lin Fan's patience.

He didn't believe that this guy was so boring that he could stay with him for such a long time.

After waiting for another ten minutes and making sure that no one was outside, Wang Li carefully tiptoed to the toilet door with his pants half lifted, and opened the door cautiously.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw Lin Fan holding a camera and preparing to take pictures.

The moment he saw Lin Fan, Wang Li was stunned.

This guy is actually outside all the time?

This guy still has a camera?

"My day!"

Wang Li was stunned.

When he came to his senses, he cursed and subconsciously lifted up his pants.

After lifting up his pants, he was stunned.

He hadn't even wiped his butt yet!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Wang Li is crazy

"The confusion from Wang Li is worth 2666!"乂,

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