Cartoonist Code

"Actually, I don't mind." Baishang Chuixue walked up to Dongfang Ming, tiptoed to his ear and said, "It doesn't matter if I don't wear it, the probability of pregnancy before the age of twenty-five is very low. Only Europeans will succeed."

You are a European fox... At least in the eyes of DD, although sometimes the live broadcast will roll over and become the African desert fox, but most of the time you are still full of European spirit.

If she is pregnant, she is a high school wife, with children at school, from high school to college.

Children can play soy sauce in college.

It's scary to think about...

It's not that Dongfang Ming can't accept having children, it's just that it can't accept having children so early.

How to say that the two of them have to graduate from college sweetly to make people.

It's not that it's not sweet to have a child, but the taste is different. Dongfang Ming doesn't want to have a bright light bulb early.

"Nya!"

Baishang Chuixue was knocked on the head by Dongfang Ming, only to hear Dongfang Ming say: "What if, are you thinking about not going to school to take care of the children at home or to take care of the children at school."

"You can help me with the baby, Nya!"

Baishang Chuixue's head ate another burst of chestnuts. What is this fox thinking? He is not a mother. Well, the old pigeon mother and now the cat mother is also a mother, but he is a male mother and has no such thing as breast milk.

If there is... no, there must be no yes, absolutely no!

Dongfang Ming thought that it would be fine if he had breast milk to take care of the child, but he was suddenly frightened by his mental illness.

Miss briquettes can do magic, and it is not impossible for a male mother to have breast milk or become a real mother.

If this flag comes true, Dongfang Ming will have the heart to die.

Didn't this book become an evil book? After pushing the fox, he turned into a daughter, and he took the child and his wife to blow the snow lily.

Even if the male ♂ and the female ♀ turn into helping her, Dongfang Ming really can't imagine that if that happens...

I can go to NMD!

Women's clothing is acceptable to Dongfang Ming, at least every time women's clothing can benefit from Fubuki.

It can be turned into a girl, and it can be turned into supporting her, then it is not necessarily that he gets benefits from Fubuki, it may be that Fubuki gets his benefits from him.

"Stop pretending, it doesn't hurt when I knock."

Dongfang Ming touched Chuixue's head, and the fox was falsely crying.

Speaking of which, foxes do sometimes sound "嘤嘤嘤", and they sound quite nice. Anyway, Chuixue's "嘤嘤嘤" sounds good, and Dongfang Ming doesn't have the idea of ​​"one punch and one 嘤嘤 monster".

Of course, even blowing snow, farting, grinding his teeth, and snoring sounded good to him.

Licking a dog is a real beer, although he is not a dog licking, because he did not lick the relationship with Fubuki.

No, he might be licking the dog... After all, the little fox is a canine, and he has indeed licked it.

"嘁~" The little fox gave Dongfang Ming a kidney shot with his elbow, "A man who doesn't know how to love flowers and jade will be sprayed to death by alpaca saliva."

"Foxes who fake crying and complain about their lovers will be **** crying at night."

Dongfang Ming opened a yellow accent, and Baishang Chuixue knew that the war had begun, and his mouth gun skills could not be weak. In terms of show, Baishang Chuixue had never been afraid of anyone.

On the Internet, she has a clear responsibility for live broadcasts, and in reality, she hits Dongfang Ming Chaos hard.

"No, it's you who's crying. Don't cry and go back and call your mother."

Baishang Chuixue said seriously, her serious expression was talking about Huang Duanzi, how do you think the sense of disobedience is serious.

Speaking of yellow jokes seriously, lethality is a very big thing.

"How is it possible, you'll know when you see it in bed, I'll let you get out of bed for a day, no, a month."

"I'll give you a year to drain you!" Bai Shangchuixue said through gritted teeth, listening to her words, it seemed that the vixen wanted to swallow the man's vitality and essence.

Impossible, most women's first experience will not be a good experience, only after the second time will they be very comfortable.

Dongfang Ming thought that he could do it by blowing snow dry, but it was definitely not the first time he experienced it. If he could do it, then blowing snow would definitely be a rare thing... Dongfang Ming didn't know how to describe it for a while.

"I'm going to write 'positive' all over your thigh."

Holding a marker pen that is not easy to wash off, he wrote "Zheng" all over Fuxue's legs. If he could, he would like to write "Zheng" all over his body, that is, the cat palace Hyuga's picture with "Zheng" all over his body. Like the picture.

In an instant, Shirakami Fubuki's tail froze, "You are so perverted."

"Why, I'm scared." Dongfang Ming raised her eyebrows, and cricket wrote the word "zheng". If she added another tail to Chuixue, then she didn't want to scare away.

"Not afraid."

To Dongfang Ming's surprise, Baishang Chuixue shook his head and smiled "kindly": "If this is the case, then I can inherit my mother's handcuffs, hemp rope, ankle cuffs, leather whip..."

Your mom is so **** talented.

The corners of Dongfang Ming's mouth twitched, mother-in-law and father-in-law are really playing with flowers, this thing can actually be inherited, and Chuixue why every time you say a prop, Yanshen, your eyes are going to die, it's going to be broken!

This talk ended with Dongfang Ming's defeat.

Handcuffs, hemp rope... Dongfang Ming couldn't accept these things, and he was just joking with Fubuki, and it was impossible for Fubuki to "be my cat.jpg".

Fubuki has real fox tails, so you don't need to find a place to stuff them. He doesn't want such a nice big plush fox tail, but what kind of cat tail?

Tonight, Dongfang Ming really didn't plan to push the fox, and he didn't have any dissatisfaction with it.

She knows that both she and Dongfang Ming are very tired and have no energy. After two days, they get to know their new home and rest well, and then they can start serious ghs. Don't even think about getting out of the car, even the wrestling police can't stop it.

During checkout, Dongfang Ming found catnip in the shopping cart.

catnip...

Dongfang Ming frowned. The catnip told Dongfang Ming that if he bought his little brother for this summer vacation, he might not even think about taking a vacation. Maybe he would really be drained.

Whether it is Daji in China, Tamamozen in Japan, or fox spirits in film and television works, they all tell Dongfang Ming how strong fox spirits can drain men.

Chapter 290

After putting the daily necessities, pots and pans in place, and after Dongfang Ming put a small pot of peppers brought to the apartment on the balcony, the apartment room was completely arranged.

"Mingjiang, you really love this pot of chili."

Bai Shang Chuixue was stunned when he looked at the peppers on the balcony. He still remembered the first time he ate at Mingjiang's house. This pot of peppers was there, until he moved into the cartoonist's apartment, and then moved to the current apartment.

I knew Mingjiang earlier than her pot of chili.

I always feel that Mingjiang seems to be more compatible with chili than with her CP.