BTS - Was She Unlucky ?

"No not at all" cried Ben

Wait then,"Did she have a triangle love" asked Jimin.

"Guys ! it wasn't a usual story, it was more than unusual. Before our story was to begin ; because of some incidents ,I gave her my breakup and then I became her slave" continued Ben.

I was really surprised when she accepted me: I thought she had a crush on me. The next day was Valentine's Day. To impress her I bought a basket of imported chocolates and gave her.

Again jungkook interrupted and said "she would have said I won't eat chocolates , you have felt weird because ,all the girls loves chocolates".

Ben said "No; There is nothing weird in that, I was prepared for the two answers , one-yes and two - no. Is there any other options than this!?

They four : of course No..

Ben said "But she had…when I gave her the basket of chocolates, she suddenly gave me a slap and said "This many sweets ,do you want me to get diabetes and die soon"

RM gave a weird reaction after hearing this.

Ben said "this incident at least okay ! Besides my sports and flirts ,I will have one day to go out for entertainment purpose. That precious day I shared with her and took her to see a horrible movie. Anyway the theater room was filled with romantic scenes. Whether the ghost appears on the screen or not the theater was full of e.r.o.t.i.c scenes. Later I noticed, vish wasn't seeing the movie rather than she was curious in other couple's kissing. So ,I thought this is the right time to kiss her, I went near her; my hands insert in her silky hair and turned her head towards me. We both can hear our heartbeat. Her lips and mine was so close , only at a small distance to cover. So, I even covered that distance"

Suddenly V said "she would have slapped you, am I right?".

Ben cried and said "noooo ,don't say from your own experience okay."

V was furious and said "I never ever dated anyone okay".

Ben said "ohh so you have wasted your adolescent years, A life without girls is so boring"

Jungkook said "there are many things apart from love and girls..okay leave how do you know??"

Ben was embarrassed and said "okay don't talk about it. Let me go to that mood again . Only a small distance ; In that lovely moment she raised me a bunch of questions ,they were;

Did you brush your teeth??....

With what paste?....

Is it a good brand?.....

Why your lips is so pink?...

Did you have a lipstick? or surgery?....

After you kiss me, will I get your taste buds ?...

How many times you have kissed?

Is it a centum (100)?

After she asked these many questions, I lost the mood of romance. But, still she was noticing the other couple's kissing. So, I asked cursorily to her you are watching the movie only right?? Without any shy she said that 'eww no: it is a very boring movie, I am watching how the couples are kissing'

She called and showed me each couple's styles of kissing. She explained "see, if you notice the couple in the front row, he is a bad kisser, because he can kiss her only for a minute in the same position. At the same time, in the middle row, he is a moderate kisser, but the person who is in the side row, he is really a very good kisser, and even his kissing is very strong. I think he is a swimmer that's why, he can hold his breath for a very long time. And she even asked to that man while he was kissing, he was embarrassed and said "yeah I am, how do you know"? Without any hesitation Vish replied because you are a good kisser. That's all he got a slap and breakup from his girlfriend."

Actually I was stunned at that moment to see a nerds like a savage. I asked her "Aren't you ashamed for your behavior, Are you going to write the 'THEORY OF KISSING' by knowing this ?? Vish said ''yeah why not , very good idea Ben .Thank you."Theory of kisses" nice., let me do it.

I convinced her it is not too good about it, rather she convinced me that don't see the topic see the science in it okay." like that some weird incidents..

After saying this Ben asked to them "Now say me , don't you four think she is weird??

Jimin: no ,it is more than weird.

V: Is she really a girl??

Jung kook : come on guys, she is pretending so that people will think her weird.