Boss from another world

"little brother Dante is awake now" the smiling child said in excientment as he leaned in closer to Dante's face.

"fuck you talking about I'll show you who's the little brother in this house!" Screamed an unsatisfied Dante which to everyone else was just incoherent screams and wails.

"Isabelle Dante's screaming" shouted the child as he gazed in concern at the baby wiggling in the cot shouting it's lungs out.

"this is so unfair!" Wailed Dante "not only do I not get a super cool system, cultivation or super power I'm also born as the younger brother this is not how the story is meant to go! " he sighed " in my past life I was the elder brother now positions have swapped guess this is karma huh" as Dante was emerging himself in past memories of teasing and having arguments with his past life's younger brother he was disturbed in his reminiscing by being lifted out of the cot.

" There there Dante" a voice softly drifted upon his ears like a spring breeze. "I am guessing you are hungry?" The soft voice spoke again. Dante looked up to see a woman holding him in her arms and wearing what seemed to be a maid costume?

"Seems the family I was born into is richer than my current room suggests." He thought as he looked around the spartan room of his, suddenly a loud gurgle emitted from his stomach he looked up a with embarrassment at the smiling woman.

"good job I came prepared" the woman laughed "so is it going to be breast feeding or bottle feeding?" Dante thought he started to feel uncomfortable in his previous life he lost his first job and couldn't find another so he barely scraped by with the unemployment benefits. with the loss of hope he started to distance himself from others starting with friends breaking relationships and leaving on bad terms. He then left his parents and siblings in self isolation as a way to cope with his emotional burdens. Needless to say he was a virgin wimp who never got into a good enough relation ship to hop into bed with another person.

"Even the whores didn't want me because I was broke" he cried. "But now" he thought "maybe I will see the promise land!" He started to get excited until he stared at the bottle in the women's hand " god fucking dammit!" He cried in his heart as he drank the baby milk and drifted of to sleep.

(Sigh messing with characters will never get old XD)

"This is a train" Micheal said as he held in front of him a wooden steam engine. "can you say train" he cooed as he looked at the toddler sitting leisurely on a chair surrounded by cushions and toy.

"twain" Dante replied clearly struggling on the pronunciation.

"No it's train t-r-ain" Micheal smiled as he watch the struggling Dante who's face started to form an angry expression." It's ok Dante you will get eventually" Micheal softly stated to his fuming sibling smiling as he got up and walked over to another box of toys.

" I know how to say the words you don't need to talk down on me like that" Dante ranted in his mind " if it only wasn't for this stupid fucking bullshit where it comes out wrong! Maybe it it's a side affect of my reincarnation" Dante thought he was rudely interrupted in his theorizing by a voice. that seemed to echo the sounds of torture from the deepest pits of hell itself

"Dante this is a bear can you say bear" Micheal delightfully said whilst holding one of Dante's teddy bears.

"I repent all my sins please god have mercy and end my suffering" Dante cried in his mind.

And that ladies and gentlemen was Dante average day for the next 3 years, Eating then playing being tortured for words and then finally being able to escape into blissful slumber.