Boss from another world

Darkness that is all our main character felt as it enclosed him after the searing pain of course."where the fuck am I" was his first thought as he tried to move after a while nothing happened. Then a white light and voices could be heard "ah I must be going to heaven choirs a bit shit though" the main character grumbled as he's was pushed into the light.

"Breathe, breathe" a wet nurse calmly said to the woman that was screaming in anguish."that's it just a little bit more now." The only thing she got in reply was another heart wrenching scream to the middle aged man beside the woman. he only felt relief when the wet nurse finally said " there all done it's a boy" she said with a smile handling the screaming child to the parents.

(As anyone who bothered to read the synopsis can guess this is our main character) "fuck where am I where are the golden gates where are the heavenly choir why is their such a shitty reception in heaven did the bill get cut?" The once unemployed man now in baby form screamed in hysteria. he then saw a face stare at him it was a tired but happy face of a woman with green eyes and black hair with a smile.

she looked to the side of her and said "I shall name this second child Dante, Dante Martello". The baby in her arms was stunned.

"who the fuck is Dante where am I why are you holding me?" He shouted but sadly this only made the woman smile even more which infuriated the tyke who thought he was being mocked "I may be unemployed but that doesnt mean you can just ignore me" he raged waving his clenched hands at her. Then something looked odd his hands were different somehow." Wait a minute why the hell are my hands so small he thought.