Boss Chat Group of the Heavens and Worlds

Originally, I was worried that the plug of the charger would not fit properly, but I didn’t expect it to be just right. Very good, Yi Xiaochuan, this is God’s punishment for you, I don’t think you will die this time!

Looking at the mobile phone connected to the solar charger, Gao Yao raised the corners of his mouth, showing a happy smile, then hurried to a sunny place, let the sun shine on the charger, and soon, the mobile phone lit up.

"Your Majesty, the battery has been charged, and I dare you to move your car to a sunny place to see the evidence. Your Majesty, what I said is true. Meng Yi and Concubine Li have really colluded!" Gao Yao He respectfully said to the First Emperor.

After finishing speaking, he hurriedly replied to Devil Xiaolong in the group, telling him that this charger can be used, and I am very grateful.

Of course, the latter two words use exaggerated rhetorical techniques, but I am still willing to do for this demon boss what I can do. After all, in the eyes of a mortal like him, demons and gods, apart from the distinction between good and evil, Is there any difference?

No.

Besides, not all gods are good, and demons... all of them should be bad.

In short, if I want to climb up, I can hug the thigh of this demon boss.

Gao Yao thought in his heart.

In the affiliated world, Gu Xun'er just fed Gu Xun'er the great tonic soup specially made by Yao Chen, and now she is drawing her blood for the Nth time to fuse with creatures that can be used as pets. After testing, the devil dragon found that The blood in Gu Xun'er's body is very magical, human-like but not human-like, as if a metamorphosis has taken place.

This bloodline contains extremely powerful energy, and once awakened, it can immediately become an existence more powerful than the current self.

"No wonder the group leader sent her to Xiaolong. This woman is simply a treasure, worth digging for Xiaolong!" After drawing a test tube full of blood, his face turned rosy after watching the drug, and now he started to The pale Gu Xun'er, the devil dragon looked at her with some intoxication, and said softly.

At this time, a message from the newcomer thanking him suddenly popped up on the chat screen in his mind. Seeing this, Devil Xiaolong smiled lightly, shook his head indifferently, continued to do his pet breeding work, and replied him casually: "No Thanks, the group owner said that everyone should help each other after joining the group.

By the way, if you are interested in raising pets, you can come to the Zhutian Pet Store attached to World Jingxi Road. Xiaolong is the store manager here and specializes in selling all kinds of pets. Some pets can even transform into humans. High, whether as a mount or as a thug, or in the dead of night when you feel alone,

Chat with you or even do other things, they can help you.

There are many benefits, for you are a newcomer, within this week, Xiaolong can let you enjoy a 10% discount, a rare opportunity, don't miss it! "

Gao Yao: "..."

A pet that can turn into a human is still a pet?

Wait, there is no rule saying that people cannot be pets, just like in the Qin Dynasty, people can be slaves, and they cannot be pets without reason.

It's just... Boss, do you think I look like someone who can afford those pets you mentioned?

Gao Yao felt helpless and sad. He is the CRRC Commander of Daqin, the head of the eunuchs. The power and wealth he possesses are already very high in this world, but if he wants to buy it, he can turn into a human being, and he is probably a monster. He is very self-aware of pets like mythical beasts or elves, and he can't afford them.

Thinking about it, Gao Yao sighed heavily in his heart, and said to the devil dragon in the group: "Definitely, the boy who has the opportunity must go to your place to cheer."

Devil Xiaolong: "Well, Xiaolong has something else to do, so I won't talk to you. Goodbye, everyone."

Gao Yao: "Congratulations, sir."

Marshal Hei: "Ahem, newcomer."

Gao Yao: "What advice does this boss have?"

Marshal Hei: "Oh, it's nothing, I just want to hear you call me a big boss. By the way, everyone should remember that the title of boss has passed away. Today I am a big boss!"

Gao Yao: "..."

other people:"……"

Ye Shiqiu: "@黑大霸, let me say one more sentence and cut you off.jpg."

Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf fight in the weird world.

Hei Dashuai was drinking milk while watching the cartoon of Salted Egg Superman bought from the Black Hand, suddenly, the group leader sent him a picture in the group On the emoticon, there is a giant holding a 50-meter broadsword making the appearance of "I can't stand you anymore" to another person. At the same time, there is a line of words below: Say one more sentence and cut you off.

Marshal Hei: "..."

The group owner is also so down-to-earth, and even posted this kind of picture, but why can't this boss post a picture?

Marshal Hei was a little puzzled, but at this moment, suddenly, there was an explosion, and an indomitable giant appeared in front of his eyes. He stepped on the ground with his feet on the top of the sky above his head, holding an unknown How long was the machete, and in an instant, the point of the knife was aimed at his lower... well, his whole body.

Then, he opened his mouth and made a voice that could be heard throughout the weird world: "Marshal Hei, let me cut you off with one more sentence."

Marshal Hei: "!!!"

………………

On the other side, the mythical world.

Although he felt that Gao Yao's words were too unbelievable and he might be playing tricks on himself, seeing that he was so serious, Shi Huangdi decided to trust him again. to go.

Soon, Emperor Shi Huang came to Gao Yao and asked him, "Zhao Gao, where is the evidence?"

"Your Majesty, please take a look." The solar charger sent by Devil Xiaolong is a high-tech product in the world of Jackie Chan's Adventures. It was still charging, so Gao Yao turned on the phone smoothly, clicked on the video of Yi Xiaochuan and Li Fei's breakup and confession, handed it to Shi Huangdi, and bowed to him.

After taking the mobile phone and the charger plugged in with it, Emperor Shihuang looked down, and then his expression changed suddenly.

Seeing the change in the emperor's expression, Gao Yao smiled triumphantly at Yi Xiaochuan, telling you that you are not enough friends, that you betray me, and that I keep fighting against me, now is the time for you to pay the price!

"Zhao Gao, I think that you have always been loyal and capable of doing things, and I have given you opportunities again and again, but do you really think that my patience has no limit? Where is this? What kind of evidence is this, it’s the same as before, nothing at all!” Shi Huang’s furious voice came into Gao Yao’s ears, causing the proud expression on his face to freeze suddenly, he quickly turned his head, and looked away from Yi Xiaochuan’s The body was transferred to the mobile phone screen in the hands of the first emperor.

Seeing this, he immediately felt bad.

Why is the screen black again? It was fine just now?

"Zhao Gao, you have deceived the emperor several times and slandered General Meng and Concubine Li. It is an unforgivable crime. Come, give me this dog slave—"

"Wait, Your Majesty! I still have something to say." Before the first emperor could finish speaking, Gao Yao raised his hand and shouted loudly with the look of seeing a ghost.

"What else do you have to say?"

"That's right, Mr. Zhao, what else do you have to say, you can slander me and Concubine Li, I don't care about it, but Concubine Li is an imperial concubine, this is a serious crime, as for deceiving Your Majesty, it is a heinous crime, In my opinion, you still..."

"Shut up!" Gao Yao shouted to the relieved Yi Xiaochuan, then took a deep breath, took two steps back, and said to the Emperor Shihuang in front of him: "Your Majesty, what I want to say is——Group leader, help me!" !!!!"

First Emperor:"……"

Yi Xiaochuan: "..."

Ye Shiqiu, who received Gao Yao's message asking for help in the group: "..."