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He shouldn't be talking about learning scriptures from the West, right?

Seeing the news from Devil Xiaolong, Ye Shiqiu and all other online group friends couldn't help but become curious.

With the character of the devil dragon, he doesn't look like the kind of person who is willing to protect a monk from the middle earth to the west, step by step, oh no, dragon.

but……

The result of studying scriptures in the Western Paradise is to obtain a Buddhist establishment, and also get some merit and luck. With this benefit, maybe the dragon is really willing to do this.

But this is too time-consuming!

As a member of the BOSS chat group in the heavens and ten thousand realms, one has the advantage of being able to communicate with other worlds. Is it really worthwhile to spend so many years for the merits of a low-level world?

Anyway, in the eyes of Ye Mou, it is not worthwhile.

Besides, it’s not just something you can get to get the scriptures, the places have already been arranged, so is it possible that you still want to kill one of them and replace it?

What a joke!

Just when someone Ye was wondering, Devil Xiaolong continued to send a message: "Group owner, the development of Xiaolong Zhutian Pet Store has recently encountered a bottleneck. In terms of pet supply, many customers have given alternatives. The number of breeds is small and the level is not high enough, so Xiaolong wants to search for some advanced and attractive pets from various worlds as commodities."

"Didn't you just come back from Baifeng Mountain, didn't you gain anything?" Ye Shiqiu asked.

Devil Xiaolong: "There are gains, but that can only alleviate the shortcoming of the small number of pet species. Xiaolong has not encountered any high-level prey in Baifeng Mountain, so I am afraid it will be difficult to have a strong attraction to the guests. .”

Ye Shiqiu: "Then what does this have to do with your desire to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures?"

Demon Xiaolong: "Learning scriptures from the West?"

In the pet shop, a puzzled expression flashed across the face of the devil dragon. When did he say that he wanted to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures?

He obviously wants to learn the scriptures of Monkey King and Zhu Bajie.

Thinking about it, Xiaolong looked back at the tools Afu and the others prepared for him behind him. With them, he would be able to retrieve the scriptures of Monkey King and the others, and then use those menstrual fluids to create their children and grandchildren. Sell ​​their descendants as pets, then...the business will definitely be very hot!

That's right, this sutra is not that sutra, but that essence.

Recently, with the expansion of the pet business, Demon Xiaolong has begun to expand his business. In addition to dragon pets, he also sells other pets, and he also learned a little method called rubbing heat from humans.

The pets he sells can't all be unknown and not well-known breeds. A brand must be established for them. If there is a ready-made brand, it would be better if he doesn't need to manage it himself.

Thinking this way, Xiaolong, who has been waiting for an opportunity, met You Suowei who just joined the group yesterday. From him, Xiaolong learned that there actually exists a time and space similar to Journey to the West in his world, where there are Monkey King, Zhu Bajie, etc. Multiple high-profile creatures.

I can go to his world to find Sun Wukong and others, and cooperate with them, collect their menstrual fluid, and then cultivate their offspring through the special means of combining science and magic.

Then, I advertised in the affiliated world and in the group: Selling the descendants of Monkey King and Marshal Tianpeng,

Who wants to own a pet with the bloodline of Monkey King and Marshal Canopy? The quantity is limited, hurry up and buy it!

Don't think about it, if this advertisement goes out, the business will definitely be very hot.

This is called the celebrity effect!

And my behavior of selling pets in their name is called rubbing heat, but no one can accuse me yet.

Because what I sell is indeed their descendants, and my advertisement is not fake. Are you not even allowed to tell the truth these days, don’t you think so?

Thinking of this, Devil Xiaolong had no choice but to admire himself again—I am so smart, Xiaolong!

Then, he privately sent his purpose of going to the world where he wanted to travel to the group owner.

At this moment, he also realized that he probably misused the words, which caused the group leader to misunderstand himself, but there is no way, if the words "sperm" and "liquid" are put together, they will be blocked. This dog system , It’s fine if you don’t allow swearing, even this kind of words must be blocked, it is too rampant.

But... Xiaolong couldn't do anything to it, so he could only let it run amok.

well!

…………

Magic mobile world.

Ye Shiqiu's eyelids twitched violently after receiving the private message from the devil dragon.

In love, you don't want to go to the west to learn from the scriptures, you want to get the essence of monkeys and pigs.

How did you come up with the idea of ​​collecting their essence and then breeding their offspring to sell as pets? It's too... a little genius, right? !

Ask yourself, if there are offspring of Monkey King and Zhu Bajie for sale, then maybe I can’t stand the temptation and go to his pet shop for a walk, because it is really attractive.

However, why do you conclude that Monkey King will cooperate with you?

He is very difficult to conquer!

As for Zhu Bajie, that guy is a simple bunch. Play him two videos of a certain island, and he will ejaculate himself. When the time comes, just take his underwear back.

"Group leader, can Xiaolong go there with you?" After explaining the purpose, the devil Xiaolong asked Ye Shiqiu again.

"Come if you want." Knowing that the devil dragon has bought a time-traveling talisman leading to this world, the reason why he asked if he could go with him was because he was worried about not having enough strength and what dangers he would encounter. Together, he can gain a sense of security, Ye Shiqiu replied casually.

"Thank you, group leader." After receiving the reply of approval, the devil Xiaolong was overjoyed, and immediately took the tools Ah Fu and the others had prepared for him, put them all into the ring, and then told the black hand gang to let them look at the shop happily, Then, using the time-traveling talisman bought from the mall, he disappeared from the attached world in a blink of an eye.

Seeing that the devil dragon disappeared, Ah Fen breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and said to his old buddies: "The damn old guy is finally gone, everyone, how about eating chicken at noon today?"

"Ah Fu wants to eat monsters."

"Okay, there is a seriously injured owl monster in the warehouse, you can catch it and eat it. Remember, go to the hospital for an examination after eating, so as not to catch the virus and infect us." Ah Fen said to Ah Fu.

"Will eating monsters also catch the virus?" Ah Fu asked very seriously.

"Nonsense, didn't you see what was broadcast on the news? If you eat wild animals that are not genetically tamed by humans, there is a certain possibility that you will be infected with the virus. Let me ask you, your genes tame the genes of monsters." Is it?" Ah Fen said to Ah Fupu as if a wise man had possessed him.

"Ah Fu doesn't know, but Ah Fu saw that someone ate the monster and was still alive and kicking."

"Who is it?"

"He!" As he said, Ah Fu raised his arm and pointed at a short man who appeared at the door of their pet shop and was hesitating whether he should come in.

This short man, wearing very old-fashioned orange clothes, has short orange hair and an iron forehead guard on his forehead. Not only that, he also has six beards on his cheeks, which looks a bit like a fox .

At this time, he was holding a lunch box in one hand, and biting a few skewers of barbecue meat in the other hand. Judging from the smell of the barbecue meat and the logo on the lunch box, what he ate should be from [Hejia Restaurant] on Dongjie Street. Purchase delicacies made by the ghosts and ghosts captured by the Yunmeng Jiang family.

"Uh, hello, my name is Uzumaki Naruto, and I'm Sasuke's friend. He told me to come to you to buy psychic beasts, and you can enjoy a 50% discount by declaring his name, right?"

At this time, some hesitant Naruto finally took a step, walked into the pet shop, and asked Ah Fen and others.