Bizarre Detective Agency

  Lu Li first came to Ward 201 with his eldest sister. Here's a sculpture that needs to communicate.

   "Have you seen my child..."

"No."

  Lu Li replied and covered the mouth of the eldest sister, worried that the eldest sister would mock the mother who lost her child.

  The elder sister beat Lu Li on the head with her fist, and reluctantly forgave him after Lu Li explained in a low voice.

   "What does the sculpture say?"

   "It says it wants a home."

  The problem that hindered Lu Li's communication was easily solved by the eldest sister.

   "What kind of home?"

  The more detailed the entrustment, the easier it is to find the answer.

   "What's a **** home?" The eldest sister slightly changed Lu Li's question, and then narrated, "It says it's a **** home."

  “Does home mean a group of family members, or a family atmosphere, or a house?”

  The eldest sister nodded slightly and listened: "The whole **** part."

  So the sculpture needs someone who can take it in.

   Then there was Andrea, the ship in Ward 205. The eldest sister said that it wanted to go back to the water. Lu Li guessed the answer by mistake.

  Lu Li told Andrea not to lock the door tonight, he would take it to the event area. There's a fountain there, it's a little small, but it should fit Andrea.

   Next is the pig king in Ward 208. The eldest sister accurately translated the pig's snort: "It said it was looking for its owner."

   "What about features?"

   "A sissy boy."

  Lu Li guessed that the sissy was also added by the eldest sister.

   Festering Boy fits the narrative, but he's out of the hospital. Lu Li planned to ask the guardian spirit later. If it doesn't know, Lu Li has to look for the answer on the third or even fourth floor.

  The door of Ward 209 is closed, temporarily skipping the Worm family and continuing on.

   "Who's next!" the eldest sister urged, it fell in love with this kind of game.

   "Michelle."

  Pushing open the half-closed door of Ward 210, Lu Li approached Michelia's ward under Friday's attentive gaze, and stopped at the edge of the biting chill.

"what did she say?"

   "She didn't speak!" said the eldest sister.

   "Do you need help?" Lu Li asked proactively, then turned his head to look at the big sister.

   "Still didn't say it!"

   "Looks like you're having trouble." Friday's warm-hearted voice floated, "Do you need my help?"

   "Do you know what she needs?"

   "I can get her to talk to me."

  Fri proudly raised his chin, the shadow under the hood faded, revealing a white jaw.

  Lu Li gave up the stage to Friday.

   "Honey, come out of the shadows earlier." Sitting on the hospital bed, Friday leaned forward and approached Michelia to comfort her, "It's not worth worrying about a man."

   "Fuck off..."

  Friday quickly walked away and spread his palms to Lu Li.

"look."

   "Looking at what?"

   "She ignored me."

   This joke is neither humorous nor funny.

As if embarrassed by those black eyes, Friday pulled his hood and formed more shadows: "Well... a woman after a breakup is like this. It doesn't make sense. You can try to make her happy and send some gifts give her."

   "Do you know what she likes?"

   "Rose." Friday replied decisively and convincingly, "No girl can refuse a rose."

   "Evil... Do you adults have the habit of giving away reproductive organs?" The eldest sister crawled from Lu Li's right shoulder to his left shoulder in disgust, just to stay away from Friday.

   "Isn't it pretty?"

   "Nice genitals?"

   Lu Li interrupted their quarrel, thinking of the potted plant that Lina gave him. "I have a potted plant in my room, but I don't know if it's a rose."

   "Show me, I mean... analysis."

   Then in front of Michelle, Lu Li, who talked with Friday about giving her gifts, went back to the ward to fetch potted plants and put them in front of Friday, with a serious tone coming from the hood: "How could this be..."

"Any questions?"

  Lu Li observed the potted plants. It has been a week since Little Linna sent it. What started as a shoot thrived and is now a finger long.

   "I can't even recognize it..." The troubled Friday gasped.

   "..."

  But it can be ruled out that it is a flower seedling.

   "Sapling."

   At this time, a cold, emotionless whisper sounded.

   "She spoke... I succeeded!" Friday, as if Michelia was proud of her, urged Lu Li: "Hurry up, ask her out..."

   "Sleep with her!" The eldest sister joined in the fun.

"Do you need help?"

  Lu Li blocked the bad instigation, staring at Michelia's indifferent scarlet pupils.

   "You want to help me?"

"Um."

"Why?"

  Lu Li said calmly, "Do something to keep yourself from being swallowed up by confusion."

  No memory, no relatives and friends. When I woke up, I was in a strange environment, and under the identity of a mental patient, I was locked in a madhouse that was not much better than a prison.

  Michelle was silent for a while because of Lu Li's sincere answer after shedding the disguise: "Kill them for me..."

"who are they?"

  “…Those who slander me, hurt me, kill me…”

  Lu Li couldn't tell whether what he heard was the same as what was real. Even if you agree, hesitate whether it is worthwhile to hurt others for the sake of entrusting.

  Suddenly, a fragment of memory popped up in his mind, telling Lu Li that mental illness can escape the blame.

  Lu Li didn't know where this memory came from or why it appeared, so he could only temporarily hide Michelia's commission in his heart.

   Next is Ward 212.

  The blood spirit is still silent, the snot is still ignorant, only the spider princess hopes to follow the knight back to the queen,

   "Fucking old thing that refuses to die, hurry up and tell me what you want!" The eldest sister was not used to the blood spirit, and yelled at Lu Li to tear down its bones.

  Blood Spirit finally focused on Lu Li, "I feel confused and want to ask my king."

   "Who is your king?"

   Blood Spirit fell silent again.

   "Bone it off! Bone it off!"

  Amidst the noise of the eldest sister's head, Lu Li guessed, "The king of ghouls?" Then he saw the blood spirit raised his head indistinctly.

  Leaving the ward and passing by ward 211, Lu Li remembered that the leader had a baby strangely.

   Tell the eldest sister the guess, the eldest sister screamed: "You want to steal the child?!"

   Squeak—

  The door in front of the room suddenly opened, and a terrifying silhouette like a giant spider hung behind the door, screaming viciously: "You want to **** my child!?"

"…It is very cute."

  Lu Li appeased Wei Wei, the leader, opened the distance, and whispered to the eldest sister: "Athena lost the child. If it is hers, we will return it to the original owner. If not, we will return it."

   This is destined to take a lot of risks, because Lu Li doesn't know if it's just a plastic toy or a real baby—

   What awaits him will not be the warm ward of the madhouse, but a damp and cold cell. Fortunately, as the head nurse's daughter, the eldest sister can also help share some responsibilities.

   But before that, they'd better explore the other wards.