Before The College Entrance Examination, 20 Years Later, I Sent A Text Message

As soon as this post came out, it quickly attracted the attention of many people on the forum.

then this post

2nd floor: "How can the landlord tell such outrageous news? You can't believe it yourself, and ask us whether we believe it or not? Guess whether we believe it or not?"

3rd Floor: "This is the funniest joke of the year! Can Cosmic Chen and Huhuhu be the same person? People with a little brain won't believe it, right?"

4th floor: "Trust me! Universe Chen and Huhuhu update 10,000 to 20,000 words every day, and usually more than 15,000 words per day. With such a large amount of updates, you tell us they are the same person? Landlord! You Friends are insulting your IQ, and you are insulting our IQ!"

5th floor: "How many dishes? Drink like this? If there is a plate of peanuts, the landlord won't drink like this, right? Dare to spread such an outrageous rumor? Do you believe it?"

6th floor: "Does the landlord also write online articles? I used to think that the authors of online articles all have basic IQs, but now I am shaken."

7th floor: "Before I answer this question, can the landlord answer a question of mine? Now I say that I and Andy are the same person. Do you believe it, the landlord?"

8th floor: "Where's the moderator? Moderator! I want to report the owner of this post, I'll report him for malicious waterposts! The content of this post can prove that he is a malicious waterpost?"

...

Look around, this post

No one believes that Cosmic Chen and Huhuhu are the same person.

Because it doesn't follow basic logic.

No one believes that someone can code 30,000 or 40,000 words every day, and it is still double-open, and the results of both books are very outstanding.

In everyone's impression, there are no such talented people in the online literary world.

...

that night.

Beijing.

After having dinner and washing up, Chen Yu came to the study room on the second floor, turned on the computer, and was about to look at the stock software, when he suddenly remembered the two calls from the editors of the second and fifth groups at the starting point during the day.

In fact, he didn't expect his identity, and it has only been discovered by the starting point.

He thought that the starting point had already known that "Cosmos Chen" and "Huhuhu" were both his pseudonyms of Chen Yu!

After all, he did not hide his identity in the background information of his two authors and the two book contracts signed with Qiqi.

The results of it?

It was only now that the starting point discovered that these two pseudonyms belonged to him, Chen Yu.

Combined with what the two editors-in-chief said on the phone today, if Qiqi was not preparing to send you an invitation letter for the annual meeting, it would be necessary to count the authors who are eligible to receive the invitation letter. All the pseudonyms belong to him, Chen.

Now the editor of the starting point knows that Chen Yu's "Sacred Ruins" and "Ten Fang Martial Saints" belong to him, so... I wonder if the news has spread?

This question flashed through his mind. Out of curiosity, Chen Yu logged on to the starting point and found "Sacred Ruins" and "Sacred Martial Arts of the Ten Directions" successively.

Then?

Check out the book reviews!

He felt that if this secret had been spread, then in the book review area of ​​the two books today, someone must be asking whether it was true or not.

The book review section of "Sacred Ruins".

Chen Yu searched and found a related post.

"Old Chen, someone on the author's forum said that you and Huhuhu are the same person, hehe, would you like to send a single chapter to deny it? There are more and more strange things on the author's forum these days. Rumors, I'm drunk."

Chen Yu glanced at more than a dozen posts in the book review area of ​​"Shengxu" and saw such a related post.

Moreover, the content of this post obviously does not believe that Cosmic Chen and Huhuhu are the same person.

In this case, he would be too lazy to reply to this post.

The person who posted this post didn't believe it, why did he, Chen Yu, reply?

Soon, Chen Yu came to the book review area of ​​"Ten Fang Wu Sheng".

The book review area here is quiet, except for advertisement posts, which are posts discussing the plot of the book, and no one mentions whether Cosmic Chen and Huhuhu are the same person.

That being the case, Chen Yu didn't want to be too busy.

After thinking about it, he logged into his QQ account again.

As soon as the QQ account was successfully logged in, he heard the beeping sound of DiDi.

QQ avatars are also constantly flashing.

Someone send me a private message?

Chen Yu moved the mouse arrow over and clicked the mouse.

result……

The mouse did not click on the QQ avatar once, and a chat box popped up. He kept clicking the mouse, and one chat box after another popped up on the computer screen.

In the end, about twenty chat boxes popped up, and finally no new chat boxes popped out.

And this is just the QQ number corresponding to the pseudonym of his universe Chen.

Maybe on QQ, which corresponds to the pseudonym of Huhuhu, I also received a lot of private messages today?

"So many people looking for me?"

Chen Yu laughed to himself, and began to look at the private message in the top chat box.

This is a private message from a reader.

There is a web link in the chat box, link

"Old Chen, someone on the author's forum said that you and Huhuhu are the same person, is it true?"

There are several smiley faces attached to this question.

Obviously, the reader did not believe the rumor in his heart when he asked the question.

"An hour has passed, Lao Chen, are you still quiet? Are you offline?"

"Three hours have passed, Lao Chen, can you squeak?"

Universe Chen: "Squeak!"

Chen Yu replied briefly with a smile, and after meeting the request of the other party, he closed the dialog box and looked at the contents of the second dialog box.

"I heard that Huhuhu is your vest? Is it true?"

This is a private message from an author.

Universe Chen: "Guess what?"

After replying, Chen Yu also closed the dialog.

Look at the contents of the third dialog box.

"Hahaha, I laughed so hard, boss, someone said in the group that Huhuhu is your vest, which made me spray a sip of tea on the face of the female colleague next to me, alas! In order to apologize to her, I have good words with her. After talking about a lot of things, I also agreed to several conditions for losing power and humiliating the country, and my heart is full..."

Universe Chen: "You washed her face and forfeited her face-washing fee? And you apologized to her? You can't do it! If you are like this, if you do business, you can lose your ass!"

After replying, close this chat box and Chen Yu looks at the content in the next chat box.

"Huhuhu is really your vest? It's... incredible! How did you do it? Two books are updated every day. Do you have a lot of manuscripts?"

This private letter was sent by Chen Yu's editor.

Obviously, his editor-in-chief was also surprised today.

Universe Chen: "Save the manuscript? Do you think I can keep the manuscript with so many updates every day?"

Be amazed! children!

Chen Yu, who had this thought in his mind, didn't want to admit that he had a manuscript at hand.

He could see that the editor-in-chief was surprised, so he wouldn't mind making the editor-in-chief even more surprised.

Anyway, as long as he doesn't admit it, no one can be sure whether he has the manuscript in his hands.

...

time flies.

Chen Yu kept replying to the people who sent him private messages. During this period, some people who received his reply sent another question, and he had to reply again. Gradually, he got busy.

Like a sea king, chat with a dozen people at the same time.

This...a test of his typing speed.

Fortunately, what he learned was computer technology, typing or something, very fast.

When he finished chatting on this QQ, and then logged in to the QQ account corresponding to the author account of Huhuhu, he saw that this QQ account also received a bunch of private messages.

He got a little big.

Constantly dealing with so many people, his heart is tired and his hands are tired.

So, this time, he tried his best to answer as succinctly as possible.

Try to talk about every topic to the point of ending.

Soon, he saw a private letter from the editor in charge of the pseudonym Hu Huhu.

"Is Universe Chen really your vest?"

Chen Yu replied with a smiley face, followed by another word: "Yes"

It was a coincidence that the editor in charge was still online at this time, and quickly replied: "The results of "Sacred Ruins" are so good, how did you think of opening the new book "Wu Sheng of Ten Directions"? Aren't you afraid of getting tired?"

Of course afraid!

Who is not afraid of being tired?

But, for me, no matter how many books are published at the same time, it is not tiring!

What's so tiring as a text porter?

Of course, it was impossible for him to say these truths.

Universe Chen: "That book is written and written, and I have new inspiration. I don't vomit unpleasantly, do you understand?"

The editor in charge doesn't know if he really understands it at this time?

He quickly replied, "Understood."

Chen Yu replied with a smiley face, thinking that if he didn't ask any more questions, this topic would be over.

As a result, the editor in charge quickly sent a few more questions.

"What's your daily upper limit? I see that your two books have been updated so much every day for several months. May I ask what your hand speed is? I'm curious."

Chen Yu wanted to laugh a little.

After thinking about it, I replied: "The latest update volume is my upper limit, don't you think that I can write so many words every day, can I still have spare capacity? Hand speed? Three or four thousand per hour!"

This time, the editor in charge was silent for a while before saying, "Then don't you have to write for at least ten hours a day? Your perseverance deserves your fire!"

For Chen Yu, this is a beautiful misunderstanding.

Also a wonderful misunderstanding.

Just think: If everyone thinks this way in the future and thinks that he codes for at least ten hours a day, then... who would believe that he still has the spare energy to do other things?

It's like a criminal suspect with alibi to everyone.

That's great!

He can develop his "side business" with confidence and boldness, and his mother no longer has to worry about his hidden identity and power being discovered.

...

a few days later.

Chen Yu received the invitation letter and air ticket for the annual meeting from Qidian.

During this period, there were always people spreading the word that "Cosmos Chen" and "Tiger Tiger Tiger" were the same person in the author forum, author groups and book fan groups.

Because he replied to some people's private messages, admitting it.

Therefore, relevant chat screenshots are also circulating everywhere.

On the author's forum, there is a screenshot of such a chat.

There are also screenshots of such chats circulating in the author group and the author's book fan group.

only……

There are still very few people who believe.

Are there pictures and truth?

Do not!

Such chat screenshots fall in most people, and most people's first and Nth reactions are - this chat screenshot is from P.

It's really all kinds of pictures that have been published on the Internet these days, there are too many.

Moreover, it is really too easy to fake such QQ chat screenshots.

Anyone can register a QQ with the online name "Universe Chen" or "Huhuhu", and then forge chat records with "Universe Chen" or "Huhuhu".

And what about Chen Yu?

He is very busy every day, and he has no time to log in to QQ every day and reply to private messages sent to him.

As a result, many authors and readers who sent private letters to him for verification did not wait for his reply.

about a week later.

Chen Yu took the invitation letter and air ticket to the annual meeting and boarded the plane to Modu.

When he came to the hotel room arranged for him by the starting point, when he entered the door, several authors who were chatting in the room looked over and looked at him up and down.

Several people were surprised when they saw Chen Yu's extension.

But the reason for their surprise?

Author A: "Grass! We write novels, and there are so handsome?"

Author B raised his voice and asked, "Brother! What is your pseudonym? You are so handsome!"

Author C: "Internet writer, nine out of ten people are fat, and some of them are bald. Brother, you haven't been in the industry for a long time, right? You don't fit in with your looks and body!"

Author D: "Tsk tsk, so handsome... Is your editor a beauty editor? I think if your editor is a woman, you can take her down with a handsome man, haha..."

Chen Yu: "???"

It was obviously a two-person room, but Chen Yu saw four authors sitting or standing in this room.

Chen Yu was not surprised by this.

It's normal for the god-level authors who come to the annual meeting to hang out with each other, make friends, and chat.

He was surprised that these great gods were surprised by his handsomeness.

I am even more surprised by the looks and figures of these great gods at will.

These four people... just as the author of the third opening just said - nine out of ten are fat, and a few are bald.

To be precise—the authors of these four great gods are all quite fat, the fattest one weighs more than 200 jins by eye, and the thinnest... one hundred, sixty or seventy jins by eye.

Are they fattened by talent?

From Chen Yu's point of view, these god-level authors who write online articles must have talents.

He now suspects that the talents of these great gods are directly proportional to their weight.

"My pseudonym? I'm Cosmic Chen! Or you can call me Huhuhu."

Chen Yu introduced himself like this.

For him, this is no longer a secret. The editors of Qidian know it. There have been many people in the Internet circle recently spreading the news. Now he has also come to participate in the annual meeting of authors of Qidian. Obviously, this secret It can't be saved.

If so, just admit it yourself.

There was a sudden silence in the room, and the four god-level authors who were sitting or standing not only shut up at this moment, but even stopped their movements.

The four people, eight eyes, all stared at Chen Yu blankly, as if they were instantly petrified.

The first person to react was author D. He opened his mouth and asked hesitantly: "I, did I hear it wrong just now? ? What the hell!"