Basketball: Dayao Reopened

In fact, NBA has a lot of stars with quirks!

　　 Others don’t say that Michael Jordan, the "God of Basketball", has a quirk. A pair of North Carolina shorts has worn his entire career.

　　 He thinks this shorts can bring him good luck—the shorts he wore when he finished the lore in the ncaa final.

　　 In some ways, he is better than Karl Malone, but the problem is that Michael Jordan can wash his shorts, and Karl Malone does not wash his socks!

　　 It's too bad to be teammates with him!

　　I thought about it for this reason. Apart from Stockton, no one said that Karl Malone is the best teammate...or else is such a stable "20 plus 10" machine, wouldn't it be praised by his teammates?

　　 As far as the degree of perversion is concerned, Karl Malone’s habit is comparable to Russell’s habit, right?

　　 Well, Russell can't match it.

　　 I must pull him over!

　　 Yao Ming returned home with such thoughts, but after checking the Internet for a long time, the video of Chen Shixing was not found.

　　 "That's not right! How could it not be possible?"

　　 Yao Ming remembers that he should have been interviewed by CCTV!

　　 Is it possible that the time has not yet arrived?

　　 Yao Ming thought about it carefully, but I really don’t remember the specific date when Chen Shixing was interviewed.

　　 That's all right, it can only be changed to other videos, anyway, there are many "mysterious powers" from China, Yao Ming flipped through the videos on the Internet, and finally settled: Golden Bell Cover and Tie Tou Gong!

Especially for Tietou Gong, Karl Malone is just a bald head. This wooden stick that I can barely hold with one hand hits his head straight, and then breaks into two pieces. This guy can definitely make this guy "Oh, my Oh my god", um, all Henan dialects are done for him!

"Oh, God!"

"is this real?"

　　 After Karl Malone saw this video, although he didn't really speak Henan dialect, he was obviously shocked when he watched him touch his bald head unconsciously.

"Of course it's true. This is Huaxia Kungfu, understand?" Yao Ming said nonchalantly. "People who practice this kind of kungfu have true energy. Once they work, they can protect his head with true energy. Not to mention sticks, bricks can be broken for you!"

　　 "Bricks can be broken, really?" Karl Malone's eyes are brighter. If he learns this, but with iron elbows and iron heads, wouldn't he be more powerful in hitting?

　　 "Yao, I think..."

　　 "Don't even think about it, you won't be able to learn it if you don't learn it for ten or eight years!" Yao Ming interrupted him directly.

　　 Karl Malone heard that it would take so long to learn, and he let out a frustrated "Oh".

"However, this group of guys can protect themselves, not just the true energy in their bodies!" Yao Ming immediately took out a yellow "amulet" with mysterious symbols written on it. This is what he told Lu Hao last night. I went shopping in Chinatown and exchanged it, "There is also this, this is called amulets, this amulet can protect them from all aspects. Of course, my amulet is only a basic amulet, but the effect is also very good. I was able to perform so well last year, that is With this amulet, the effect is stronger than the smelly socks you didn't wash this season, right?"

　　 "Hmm..." Karl Malone really can't say no. In terms of the rookie season, Yao Ming's performance is indeed one of the best, and Karl Malone is really far behind him!

　　 Yao Ming stared at his dazed expression, and immediately hit the iron while it was still hot: "Man, use this instead of your smelly socks, I've finally asked you to come over!"

　　 "Um..." Karl Malone still hesitated. After all, this is a hobby that has accompanied him for his 18-year career. It's so easy to give up and give up.

　　 But the effect of Tietou Gong did make his heart move.

　　 "Or try to train you this afternoon, if you feel uncomfortable, just change it back!" Yao Ming took a step back in time and offered a compromise.

　　 "Okay, I'll try it!" Karl Malone immediately agreed.

　　 Look, this is the highest technique of negotiation. It's like bargaining when buying clothes. Two hundred yuan of clothes can be quoted directly for one hundred. The shopkeeper may not be happy, but if you slowly increase it to one hundred and two, the shopkeeper will accept it.

　　 This is the same reason, let Karl Malone change the amulet directly, he must hesitate, and then let him try, he agreed.

　　 And once any change takes the first step, it’s easy...

　　 In the afternoon, when the training camp is over, Yao Ming asked Karl Malone for the first time: "How is it, man? Do you feel something is wrong?"

　　 Karl Malone replied: "Nothing is wrong, it just feels less smelly!"

　　 Well, you have changed your socks, but there is a lot of smell!

　　 Yao Ming muttered in his heart, and said: "That's fine, you must continue to carry this symbol. The longer you carry it, the more obvious the effect!"

　　 "Really?" The effect could be more obvious when I heard it, Karl Malone's face was suddenly full of "Expectation", and the smell that was missing was no longer mentioned.

　　 Yao Ming looked at him like this, and he secretly breathed a sigh of relief. The "biggest crisis" of winning the championship, this is also a safe passing, right?

　　...

　　 In the next three weeks, the Rockets' training has gradually improved, and the training between the players has become more and more tacit.

　　Although the team's off-season has changed quite a bit this year, many players have left and many players have come. Some have become starters, and some have become substitutes after playing for several seasons...

But the overall framework of this team has not changed. The core is still Yao Ming and Francis, plus the three important signings signed this season, either are capable and willing to obey the command, such as Gallabel; or Horry, who knows his own position, and of course Karl Malone, who makes Yao Ming fool around...everyone quickly ran into a chemical reaction.

　　 Of course, all of this was expected by Yao Ming. He was looking for people for the problems exposed by the Rockets at the beginning, and he knew very well what these people he was looking for could help the team.

　　The only thing that Yao Ming didn't expect was that Karl Malone looked so temperamental. He didn't expect to be so foolish. Sure enough! IQ black people...

　　 How outrageous is this guy?

　　 After Yao Ming showed him the Shaolin Temple Iron Head Technique video, this guy became obsessed with it. Recently, he even asked Yao Ming, what are the six dots on the monk's head, and can he increase his ability to resist beating? Should he also come to these six points?

　　 looked at his posture, wishing to order it right away.

　　 Yao Ming looked at him like this, and suddenly the appearance of "Lu Zhishen" appeared in his mind, and he almost let him go...

Ahem, okay, reason tells him that the championship is more important, but after Karl Malone retires, he has no worries about food. Six dots come up from the dock and go to China to be a special actor and keep the first film for one year. Continuously.

　　 With the Rockets running in and out of chemistry, the NBA's new season table is officially released.

　　 Yao Ming saw the Rockets’ first game of the new season. He was taken aback for a moment, and then he burst into laughter. David Stern, David Stern, you deserve it!

　　 In the first game of the new season, the Rockets played... the Cleveland Cavaliers!

　　 The first game of the 2003 No. 1 pick LeBron James NBA career will be tested by Yao Ming, the No. 1 pick in 2002!

　　 This feature really doesn't need to be introduced, the audience is looking forward to it!

No, it immediately caused a heated discussion from the outside world. Everyone was looking forward to this game. They all wanted to see how the "little emperor" who was in the high school league smashed the "big devil" as soon as he entered the league. What kind of expressions can be made.

　　 "First of all, there must be a gap, but LeBron James' talent will help him make up for this part of the gap as much as possible. We will see Yao's suppression of LeBron, but we will see LeBron James' bright future!"

　　 This is the "Cleveland Honest Man"'s preview of this game. It seems very humble, but it is full of praise for LeBron James' talent.

　　 can be called "the classic model essay for flattering"!

　　 However, it’s no wonder that they brag about LeBron James. The video of LeBron James’ training in Cleveland has been exposed. Judging from the results of the training, every frame is really full of talent!

　　 After watching that video, many experts said that “LeBron James can become the top pick not only because he is a Cleveland, but also because his talent is really rare!”

　　 Interestingly, these bragging and compliments all appeared shortly after the "Eagle County Incident".

　　 At the same time, another Carmelo Anthony of the "Peerless Double Pride" was praised to the sky. The praise about him is also very big!

　　Yao Ming feels distressed for LeBron James at this moment...he really did not expect that the first unlucky person in the "meat shield heaven group" he worked hard to form turned out to be LeBron James!

　　 and it's still a young Zhan of version 1.0!

　　 This will not leave him a "childhood shadow", will it?

　　 Of course, distressed, distressed, it is definitely impossible to release the water, not to mention that there is no such good relationship between them, he does not need to catch up like this.

　　 One more thing. This is the Rockets’ home court, the first game of the new season. Who doesn’t want a good start?

　　 This game must be won as quickly as possible!

　　 Probably because of the need to go all out, Yao Ming feels so sorry for LeBron James, right?

"good, very good, excellent!"

　　 "I like the arrangement of the alliance so much!"

　　 "Yao, I didn't expect that we would meet so soon this time, hum!"

Indiana, Cornfield, O'Neal is also very happy to watch the schedule of the new season. In the second game of the new season, the Pacers will meet the Rockets. He will meet so soon. He really did not expect what!

　　 Thank you Stern, you are the best league president!

　　 Yao, don't try to run away this time!

　　 In his mind, a 1v1 "man battle" with Yao Ming has emerged...

　　 That picture is full of passion!

　　 No, I have to practice for a while, I want to come up with a better condition to meet this game!

　　 O'Neal became more excited as he thought about it, and reinvested in training.

　　 The schedule for the new season has been released, and the media public day has also arrived...

　　 The Toyota Center was crowded with reporters from all walks of life on this day.

　　 But it's normal, there are superstars, and this year's hottest team in the league...Naturally it is a team that everyone in the league focuses on!

"Yes, most of the time in the new season, I will be this team's substitute, I am already a veteran, I came to this team to use my experience to help this team, I don't care whether I start or Substitute, this is not important to me at this stage of my career, I just want the championship!"

　　 "If a substitute can win the championship, I am willing to be a substitute!"

　　 And the most talked about that day, naturally, he has only played 5 games on the bench in 18 years, and Karl Malone, who started the other games in the new season, will actually serve as the Rockets' bench!

　　 This really surprised everyone...

　　 No one thought that Karl Malone would sacrifice to such an extent for the championship!

A reporter asked Yao Ming about this matter. Yao Ming said: "This is his active choice. I admire his courage. Not every super giant can sacrifice to this point for the championship. He is in my eyes. , He is still a regular season mvp player, this will not be changed because he is a substitute or a starter!"

　　Houston’s local media also praised Karl Malone, calling him "the Rockets' most correct choice this summer" and saying, "If the Houston Rockets can win the championship this year, we will never forget your sacrifice!"

　　 Then as Karl Malone blew himself up, "It was Yao's invitation, I chose Houston"!

　　 A wave of crazy flattery is going to Yao Ming again!

　　 "Having you is the luckiest thing in Houston!"

　　 Well, following the Rockets' success last season, Yao Ming made a big splash in the playoffs, and the whole Houston's evaluation of him has not been concealed anymore.

　　 Dawson: Yes, there is nothing wrong with me!

It’s just that the Los Angeles media is a bit unbalanced. UU read www.uukanshu.com all sorts of complaints about Karl Malone, saying that he didn’t have such a strong spirit of sacrifice: "If you can sacrifice so much, why didn’t you accept the Lakers’ basic salary in the first place? He is sure. It's not working! I was kicked out of the starting lineup."

　　 Karl Malone immediately became popular: "Is it wrong for me to choose a team that gives me more money? As for my condition, everyone will know when the season starts!"

　　 The Houston media also helped: "Yes, is it wrong to choose a team that gives more money?"

　　 After just saying this, the major media in Houston almost cried. It's not easy! Finally, one day, we will be able to "smash" people with money!

　　 "You should take care of the mess in your own house first!"

　　 This is an article published by the "Houston Chronicle", which also directly killed this war of words!

　　 Because "Peter Pan" is still running back and forth between the court and the court...

　　Although Gary Payton has joined the Lakers, the entire team hasn’t practiced well yet! In the end, they don't even know what the situation is.

　　 As soon as the Houston article came out, what else could they say?

　　 Silence, it’s Los Angeles in the next few days...

　　 Karl Malone felt at home again!

　　 Houston is really my home!