Back Off, Let Me Come

"Lord!"

"Lord!"

"Mama!"

Shen Tang vaguely heard someone calling her, and couldn't help but follow the sound, and subconsciously patted her ears - with her physical fitness and five senses, everyone's voices should be very clear. It sounds blurry now, so there must be something wrong with my ears.

It's okay if I don't shoot, but it will squeal again when I shoot.

The auricles hurt and at the same time there was dust and sand shaking off.

Shen Tang couldn't help but cover his ears, and cursed in his heart that good thoughts and evil thoughts were not human beings. After all, this was the body that the three of them had shared, so I didn't know how to be gentler! In a short time, everyone had arrived one after another. Gu Chi, who was ready to show his "gentleness and considerateness", after seeing his lord's appearance clearly, all the drafts he had made were stuck in his throat, but he couldn't hold it in.

"puff--"

Shen Tang squinted and said, "Why are you laughing?"

It's just four words, with a strong nasal sound and a leaky speech.

Xun Zhen glanced at Gu Chi and signaled him not to seek death at this time. Shen Tang noticed that their expressions were a little strange, so he covered his bruised and swollen heads and said, "Why are you laughing?"

It pissed her off and turned back to all 007s!

Gu Chi covered the upturned corners of his mouth with his sleeves, coughed lightly and said, "I'm not smiling, but it's rare to see my lord in such a miserable state. Apart from the trauma, is your lord uncomfortable in any way?"

Although there was no mirror, Shen Tang knew just by touch that his handsome face was swollen into a pig's head and he could no longer see anyone.

Complained: "I feel pain everywhere."

Gong Xiqiu said, "It's much better than when I was there."

If he hadn't been lucky enough to be picked up by Lin Feng, he would have probably died at the bottom of the cliff. It was really rare for Mama to withstand the three tests of evil thoughts, totems, and thunder in one go with only superficial injuries. As expected of a sacred object of the Gongxi tribe, his best friend Mama! sharp!

Hearing this, Shen Tang was slightly comforted.

Gu Chi and others were afraid of Shen Tang's "settlement of accounts", but Wu Xian had no such scruples. After he stepped into the bottom of the pit, he saw Shen Tang's appearance at this moment from close range, so his eyes were almost glued to her head, and he couldn't suppress his smile after taking several deep breaths.

"Pfft - Shen, Sister Shen -"

Shen Heitanren Tang: "What?"

Wu Xian raised his hand and pointed at the position of his head.

Shen Tang, who had a dark face, was puzzled and raised his hand to touch the width of his head, only to find a ball of burnt black ashes.

Shen Tang: "..."

The scene was so quiet that only the sound of the wind was left.

Looking at the burnt black thing in her hand and feeling the coolness of the cold wind above her head, she was completely stunned.

"What's this?"

Wu Xiandao: "Um...Mei Shen's hair?"

When Shen Tang heard this, she changed her expression to touching her head with both hands - she grabbed a ball of hair, and with a little force, the hair that was originally covered in a ball on her head made a crisp sound. That sound is really crispier than freshly baked potato chips.

Everyone: "..."

Shen Tang: "..."

Gong Xiqiu couldn't see Shen Tang's appearance at this moment, but he could "see" her movements at this moment: "Isn't it just that the hair was chopped off? Mama, that is the sky thunder that was promoted to the sixteenth level. Don't talk about the hair. , eyebrows, armpit hair and even..."

He didn't say the rest of the words, but Xun Ding gave him an elbow.

Shen Tang touched his eyebrows and eyelashes.

Sure enough, only the residue was left.

Her mouth became more and more deflated, and even though she was now completely black, everyone could still see the grievances from her dark little face.

Gong Xiqiu scratched the spot where Xun Ding's elbow hit him. The little force was not painful or itchy for him: "Does Mama have enough martial energy?"

Shen Tang sniffed, but inhaled a dusty nose.

The strong itching in her nose made her sneeze uncontrollably. When he sneezes, a cloud of black smoke comes out, and he squirts again and again, and he barely stops after seven or eight sneezes: "Why are you asking?"

"If you have enough martial energy, don't take back the armor." The hair on the body has been damaged by the thunder, not to mention the clothes?

If Mama takes back her armor now, it will not end well.

Shen Tang: "..."

My lord's promotion to the sixteenth level was a good thing that was worth setting up a feast and celebrating for seven days and seven nights. However, due to some details, everyone stopped celebrating happily and kept silent about Shen Tang's promotion.

So, several days passed.

Gu Chi and others also looked sad because of this.

When Chu Yao came out with the meal, Luan Xin and others hurriedly came forward to greet him. They lowered their voices for fear that they would be heard by people in the room if they raised their voices: "Wu Hui, how is your master doing now?"

Chu Yao: "My appetite is okay, but I still don't see anyone."

The daily food intake has been increased from three buckets to four buckets. This is turning grief and anger into appetite. It may also be that the need for food is greater after the promotion. No matter which one it is, having an appetite is a good thing.

What Chu Yao was most worried about was that his lord was sad and had no appetite.

He sighed: "It's better to let the master think for himself."

As long as you have a good-looking face and a handsome bald head.

Chu Yao was thinking about preparing some hair-growing medicinal food for Shen Tang.

And Shen Tang?

It wasn't just her hair that she didn't want to see anyone these days.

The evil thoughts and the good thoughts were fighting, and I didn't know what to think. They greeted each other in the face. Shen Tang used Wen Qi/Martial Qi to nourish her, but found that the recovery speed was strangely slow, as if there was power preventing her from recovering. She didn't want to walk around with a pig's head and a face.

Therefore, she held it in her room for several days.

Take the time to calm down and check your progress.

On the fifth day, the long-closed door finally opened.

Shen Tang kicked the wooden sign at the door that said "Burn incense if you have something to do, don't make a fuss if you have nothing to do". He touched his shiny head and sighed sincerely: "Since I came here, my head hasn't been so cool for a long time. It's just that the weather is getting better. It’s hot and quite comfortable.”

Being bald or something like that doesn't matter.

As long as you have a handsome face, you will be beautiful with or without hair!

This is the conclusion Shen Tang came to after taking a shower today and carefully looking at his beautiful face in the mirror.

Turning around, he bumped into Chu Yao who looked slightly surprised.

"Wuhui!"

Only then did Chu Yao come back to his senses: "Lord."

"Are you here to deliver meals again? You don't need to do it starting today. Just leave this kind of thing to others." Everyone seemed more nervous about her loss of hair than she was. In the past few days, they came to her house from time to time and reported through the door. They all spoke softly.

Shen Tang was worried that if he held it in for a few more days, they would all shave their heads. Thinking about that scene, he was quite moved.

Chu Yao turned sideways, revealing the plate held by the bodyguard.

Shen Tang was surprised: "What?"

Chu Yao revealed the answer. It was a wig braided into a bun. The workmanship was quite fine and it only needed to be buckled on the head. There is also a box of eyebrow powder next to it so that lost eyebrows can be drawn back.

Shen Tang: "..."

She looked at Chu Yao silently, and Chu Yao also looked at her tenderly.

Shen Tang scratched his head: "Well, there's no need for that."

After confirming that Shen Tang really didn't mind the lost hair, Chu Yao breathed a sigh of relief and said softly: "My master has been behind closed doors these days and refuses to see anyone, which is really worrying... Now that we have looked away, why not hold a morning meeting tomorrow to reassure people?" That’s it.”

Shen Tang said: "Well, I've made you worry."

Then he asked about the situation at Chaoliguan.

Chu Yao said: "Everything is fine."

Shen Tang asked again: "Is there any news about Huang Lie's troops?"

Chu Yao instantly entered the work reporting state and said: "Previously, Huang Lie's troops were divided into two groups, one to encircle Zhao Degong, and the other to recruit Qianzhou troops... Listening to the rumors, it seems that they are also preparing to establish diplomatic relations with neighboring countries and borrow troops, but the specific results are unknown. Zhang He's soldiers and horses Developing in Yanzhou. At present, the Huang and Zhang families have formed an alliance. Although there is no sign of dispatching troops to Chaoliguan, they still cannot slack off..."

Shen Tang nodded and said: "They are just calming down temporarily."

After the two companies have integrated their forces, they still have to take action.

but--

Shen Tang frowned and asked, "Huang Lie wants to borrow troops from neighboring countries?"

Given the current situation in the four states of Ling, Qian, Yan, and Kun, it would be difficult if a complete political force intervened.

Chu Yao was not worried about this.

He said: "There is a 90% chance that we won't be able to borrow it."

Shen Tang was curious: "Why are you so sure?"

Chu Yao explained: "After rescuing the old ministers of the Xin State before, I learned from their mouths that Zheng Qiao was also worried about being invaded by neighboring countries, for fear of falling into a fatal situation of being attacked from both sides. Therefore, he used methods to intensify the internal fighting among neighboring countries, and now the fighting is also in full swing. .”

The northwest continent is so chaotic, how can the outside world not be greedy?

Greedy, but too busy to take care of himself. I haven’t even wiped the shit off my butt, so how can I have the energy to think about the meat in someone else’s pot?

Shen Tang smiled and said, "That makes me feel relieved."

After Chu Yao left, Shen Tang went to the school grounds to watch the training.

His shiny head shimmered in the sun, causing the generals who were training to turn around frequently. Have a look? Hey, that monk looks like my lord? Not sure, take another look.

"Mama comes out like this?"

Shen Tang was lying on the roof near the school ground, basking in the sun comfortably. Just as he was about to fall asleep, he realized that the sun above his head was blocked.

She knew who it was without opening her eyes. She put her hands on her hips proudly and said, "What's wrong with me looking like this? I can't see people with my bald head?"

Gong Xiqiu: "...Not really."

After a while, he sat down next to Shen Tang.

Shen Tang picked off the weeds growing in the cracks of the roof rubble, held it in his mouth, and said, "Gong Xiqiu, thank you this time."

Gong Xiqiu crossed his arms and asked, "Thank you for what?"

"Without you, Ji Shou and the others would be in danger."

Gong Xiqiu said: "Just remember to settle the matter."

Saying thank you is too much.

"...Am I not a sacred object of your clan? Do you still care about me asking for money?" Shen Tang sat upright at the mention of money.

Gong Xiqiu asked back: "Can I not pay for the sacred objects?"

"...Tsk, why are you picking at your pigtails so much!" Shen Tang paused for a moment, staring at Gong Xiqiu's thick black pigtails, and couldn't help but stretch out his paws, "Feng En. , where did you make this wig? It’s quite real!”

Pull——

Didn't move!

Gong Xiqiu followed her strength and leaned towards her.

She looked at Gong Xiqiu speechlessly, and Gong Xiqiu was also silent.

"No - you were also struck by lightning, so why are your hairs real?" Shen Tang was like a cat with exploded fur, scratching Gong Xiqiu's hair and pulling his eyebrows, but they were all real!

Gong Xiqiu said: "It's true."

Shen Tang said: "Really? I don't believe it!"

Gong Xiqiu clasped his collar with one hand, trying to pull it down, and said, "If you don't believe it, I have other evidence."

But his movement was stopped by Shen Tang.

"I'm not interested in men's chest or armpit hair. Although we are close friends, we can't act like hooligans. I only have one question - why does your hair grow so fast?" According to Gong Xiqiu's account, his injuries were more serious than mine. It was much heavier, almost life hanging by a thread, it was impossible to keep my hair!

The only answer is that his hair grew later.

Gong Xiqiu also likes to have small braids. If all the braids are taken apart, the actual length will definitely be around the waist or downwards.

How can it be raised for so long in such a short time?

Gong Xiqiu said: "Isn't this normal?"

Shen Tang: "???"

If you have abundant martial energy, your hair will grow easily.

Why do nine out of ten brave warriors have full beards? Is it because they like to grow beards? Naturally because shaving every day is a hassle. Growth will stop when it reaches a certain length. It is almost impossible to see a bald person among brave warriors.

Shen Tang: "...Then why can't I grow?"

Gongxi Qiu thought for a moment: "You cultivate both."

It is said that he is a dual practitioner, but Shen Tang's overall cultivation is still dominated by literary spirit, and literary spirit does not have the characteristics of crazy hair.

Shen Tang: "...This is not fair!"

She got angry: "This is discrimination against literary scholars!"

Finally, Gong Xiqiu's words awakened her: "With so many words and ideas from literary scholars, maybe some of them will come true."

The next day, morning meeting.

Everyone saw their lord coming out with a high ponytail, his hair swaying slowly from side to side as he walked, and they all looked at Chu Yao.

They all knew that Chu Yao made a wig.

Chu Yao: "..."

"Cough, cough cough——"

Shen Tang pretended to cough to attract everyone's attention.

"Do you have any doubts?"

Everyone said: "No doubt."

Even some people are beating their chests in their hearts because they didn't see the bald version of the Lord. They may not have a chance in the future!

After the Dragon Slaying Game, many new faces appeared under Shen Tang's tent one after another. The lack of coordination among everyone made this morning meeting long and boring. Shen Tang listened patiently and smiled from time to time. The main thing is to have a stable mood and a good character.

It made several newcomers who had been tortured by Zheng Qiao burst into tears.

These newcomers also have one characteristic in common -

They are more or less faced with the dilemma of having few male heirs, insufficient heirs, or simply no heirs. No one wants to be wiped out or left alone, and coupled with the "myth" of Xie Qi's being sent into the soul, Shen Tang is temporarily in line.

Let’s get the secret of women’s cultivation first and solve the heir crisis. As for the rest, we’ll talk about it later.

Lord, it’s not like you can’t run away once you’ve made your decision.

If the running-in is not good, it can still run away.

Because of their impure thoughts, they have no requirements for their positions. They work when there is work and rest when there is no work. The level of cooperation was astonishing to all the subordinates who came from lower-level backgrounds.

Chu Yao and others were still worried that they would be passive and slow down their work.

For various reasons, new people and old people get along well.

As the sun climbed to its highest point, the long morning meeting finally came to an end. Shen Tang understood the recent work content in detail and had a solid understanding of the subsequent reconstruction: "Wuhui, is there any news from Sibao? Xianrong Ke Did you bring someone back?"

Lin Feng and Shen Zhi are the top priority.

Chu Yao: "Counting the time, there will be one day at the earliest."

Shen Tang sighed: "Then wait another day."

As a result, the morning gathering dispersed in front, and the guards returned in hindsight.

The envoy sent to Sibao County has returned.

Shen Tang was surprised: "So fast?"

Didn't Tu Rong and the three of them sleep on the road?

Not just not sleeping!

He has never had such luxury in his life. As a brave warrior, he was taken care of by two literary scholars, and his martial energy was increased at various speeds. He traveled without sleep for twelve hours a day!

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Tang Mei found the secret to hair growth.

There is a cure for baldness.