Back Off, Let Me Come

"My lord, didn't you say you wanted it before?"

Chu Yao held a wooden ruler and asked her to raise her arm higher.

Shen Tang tilted his head and thought for a while.

When did you say you wanted a small skirt? The only time seems to be the time at Xiaocheng Bandit Village two years ago? ? ?

"Uh... I think I told you..."

For Shen Tang, it doesn't matter what he wears, as long as he doesn't run around naked. Besides, men's clothing also has the advantages of men's clothing, it is spacious and easy to move. Apart from the few styles and not so good looks, there are no other faults.

In fact, many men's clothing styles with tops and bottoms also have small skirts, but the colors are not bright and the patterns are dull.

The common clothes of literary scholars are often like this.

but--

Who doesn’t like beautiful new clothes?

Immediately, a worried expression appeared on his face: "But Wuhui, if I wear women's clothes, will it cause unnecessary trouble?"

"My lord, I have grown taller in the past few months." Chu Yao bent slightly to measure various data, and compared with the previous data, he looked pleased, and then smiled and said, "How many times can you get into trouble by wearing women's clothes? Literary people are often romantic. , and everyone has a love for beauty. Many scribes from aristocratic families love women's clothing and wear pink hairpins, which has become a trend. My lord is young and handsome, why don't you wear it? "

Ordinary people judge men and women by their faces and clothes, but literary scholars and brave warriors rely on their literary monograms and bold tiger charms. As long as you wear these two things, no matter how feminine your face is or how graceful your figure is, well - this is still a man!

"My lord, don't underestimate the inherent knowledge of the world."

"That's true."

Shen Tang murmured in a low voice that Chu Yao didn't believe them at all back then, which made her want to take off her clothes and prove her gender.

Chu Yao put away the wooden ruler and said, "My lord, I can grow even longer. I'll ask the tailor to enlarge the fabric of my clothes later."

If the hem of the skirt is too long, you can sew it inward and tuck it in.

When your body grows taller, remove it.

"Can it be longer?"

After measuring the data, Shen Tang finally regained his freedom. He put his palms on the top of his hair and made gestures with Chu Yao. Before her body grew taller, she only reached a little lower than Chu Yao's chest, and now she could almost reach his earlobes: "Can it grow to more than nine feet?"

Chu Yao laughed and said bluntly: "A girl who is nine feet tall is not very good-looking. Just being tall is not enough. The frame and figure must also keep up. Only when the whole body is well-proportioned can it be beautiful. If the master grows to nine feet, then the shoulders must be Two feet away."

It is difficult for a female skeleton to reach this value. It's really so tall, from a distance it looks like a long hanging strip of cloth.

Shen Tang said: "What do I want to look good at?"

What she wants is to look down on all living beings!

What she wants is to breathe high air!

Chu Yao: "According to Yao's view, it reaches the sky by seven feet five six."

According to Chu Yao's experience, the two years after introducing Qi into the body to open the Dan Mansion can be regarded as the period of explosive growth for literary scholars. With very few exceptions, male literary scholars were generally over eight feet tall. My master is a female literary scholar, so this experience can only be used as a reference. But considering that women’s frames are smaller than men’s, even if there is a difference, it shouldn’t be huge.

The Lord's height is considered to be outstanding among women. If he were taller, Chu Yao would have to worry about it.

Shen Tang pursed his lips: "Only a little over seven feet..."

It was far from her dream height.

but--

It all depends on people! ! !

Exercise more and take more calcium, I believe there will be miracles!

Although there are ready-made clothes for sale now, the mainstream is still tailor-made and hand-made. After finishing, let the client put it on and adjust any inappropriate parts. The tailor heard that the order was from the county government, so he started working overtime the same day he got the fabric.

I took it over and tried it on within three days.

The data given by Chu Yao was very accurate, and the tailor had many years of experience. It fit perfectly on the first try and no adjustment was needed.

"It fits perfectly."

Let the tailor collect his wages.

It was sad to say that this was the first time she had put on women's clothing since she came to this world, and she couldn't wait to show off.

Looking in the bronze mirror, he found that something was missing, so he asked the maid to help him comb his hair into a simple unmarried bun.

Wear two more velvet flowers in the same color as the skirt.

Maid: "Shen Jun, would you like to put on some makeup?"

She could barely move her eyes away.

I didn’t expect Shen Jun’s women’s clothing to be so gorgeous!

"That's unnecessary." Thinking about the ingredients of current cosmetics, Shen Tang frowned and refused. She didn't want to eat a mouthful of lead powder. After waving the maid away, I saw a cunning look in her eyes. She had a plan in mind and changed her route to the government affairs office of the government office, preparing to scare people.

Government Affairs Office, everyone is busy with official duties these days.

The focus is entirely on rebuilding household registration and surveying and statistical fields.

The local snakes in Longwu County are really good at what they do. If they catch a lot of hidden unregistered tenant farmers, they can clear out thousands of people from any one family. As little as three to five thousand, as much as nearly ten thousand.

Even though Shen Tang was prepared, he was also shocked.

This appetite——

It's much bigger than the group in Heyin County.

"Thankfully Longwu County is not big. If it were bigger, their appetite could swallow up the whole sky!" Shen Tang slapped the table angrily.

These heads are all wasted tax money!

The most hateful thing is that they were caught red-handed and still had no fear. They even joined forces to put pressure on Shen Tang and force her to turn a blind eye to the matter. If she is willing, every household will offer a batch of filial piety silver grain every year.

If Shen Tang needs soldiers and horses, they will also cooperate. Everyone takes a step back and gets what they need. Don't push others into a hurry!

The rabbit bites people when it is anxious! If they get things done right, they won't mind having to fight to the death, and don't want to please anyone!

Shen Tang almost laughed angrily at this.

After some private inquiries, I found out why they were so confident - they were basically manipulated in this way when they were appointed as the governor of Longwu County, and even when they were appointed. Because Longwu County is located in a remote area, although there is cultivated land, the output is not much. Even if they spend all their efforts to run the business, God will not give them face, and the harvest will not be much. It is not enough to feed the soldiers and horses, and it is a waste of their energy.

What if you turn a blind eye?

The money and supplies provided by each household every year can feed the soldiers and horses within the territory, and the soldiers stationed at the border will not face the dilemma of food shortage, and their income is relatively stable. This tacit understanding has been maintained for so many years. But Shen Tang didn't follow common sense.

Do what you say and do what you say.

She cannot have a second person in charge of her territory!

For more than ten days, Longwu County was filled with the lingering smell of blood. Although these wealthy gentry supported the tribe, they were nothing compared to the ruthless people like Shen Tang.

She has a good reputation and uses surprise attacks to defeat them one by one.

Shen Tang has always liked to act vigorously and resolutely.

Before each family could react, the most troublesome ones had been uprooted, and the remaining stragglers were outnumbered.

Making money from war is fun, but the aftermath is troublesome.

These hidden tenants need to re-register their household registrations. After counting the confiscated fields, they need to allocate and lease them before spring plowing. They also need to sort out the available grains... Time is very urgent. Chu Yao and others have not slept for several days. Good sleep.

Among them, Xun Zhen, a master of involution, worked hardest.

He is good at planning, and those government affairs that cats hate and dogs hate are quite well-behaved in front of him, and his work efficiency is extremely high.

but--

When Xun Zhen picked up the pen and dipped it in ink, she keenly sensed the approaching aura of her lord, subconsciously raised her head, and then——

He rubbed his eyes violently with his other hand.

"Lord, lord?"

There was a bit of hesitation in Xun Zhen's words.

This is the lord...

Or the lord's sister?

"Shh!"

Shen Tang put his finger on his lips.

He bent his fingers and pointed at the other people who were immersed in their work, signaling Xun Zhen to keep quiet. Although Xun Zhen was surprised, she also guessed that Shen Tang was having a child's psychotic attack and wanted to scare others. It's all in vain, who here doesn't know she's here?

He just smiled and said nothing.

as expected--

Everyone's faces were as usual, calm and composed.

Shen Tang scratched his face in embarrassment: "Don't be surprised...just cooperate with me, it's not interesting..."

Gu Chi took a sip of ginseng soup to moisten his throat.

He said perfunctorily: "You are beautiful and worthy of being your lord."

"I look good, do I still need your praise?" Doesn't she know that it's hard to give up on her natural beauty? What she wants is the reaction of everyone being stunned and stunned because of her eyesight!

Gu Chi: "..."

Lord, please show some face...

Qi Shan was irritated with his work. He raised his hand and pointed to the door: "Lord, go to the martial arts field to find some Wen Shi..."

Shen Tang: "..."

Looking at Shen Tang's angry back, Kang Shi held the hot water and said with emotion: "Speaking of which, the Lord's dress was really rough on the day. Now that he is back in red, he is really amazing."

Being detained all day long at work, he couldn't remember how long it had been since he had seen a beautiful woman...

Unexpectedly, the beauty is beside me!

As soon as he finished speaking, two murderous glances came towards him.

One is the wronged cousin.

One of them is Gu Chi, the sworn friend of his sworn cousin.

Kang Shi smiled awkwardly and explained: "I don't have any other ideas. It's just a compliment. I don't mean to belittle my lord..."

Only Xun Zhen looked at him curiously and confused.

"What does it mean... to restore the red outfit???"

Everyone: "..."

Oops, did they forget to say something again?

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The ruler in this article uses data from the Three Kingdoms period.

One foot is about 24cm.

Tang Mei’s dream height is 2.16 meters_(:з」∠)_

PS: I’ve added some daily word count, and when I reach this sentence, it’s the complete version.

PPS: After all, this is a world with an extraordinary setting. Literary scholars and courageous warriors are nourished by literary and martial arts. Their average height will definitely not be the same as that of ordinary people.

Female literary scholars are between 170 and 180. Tangmei is 179 when she is stretched to death. She has to wear a bun because she is not tall enough.

Female martial arts warriors are between 180 and 190. Martial energy has a stronger catalytic effect on height and physique than literary energy. Affected by talent and strength, they can break through the upper limit.

A male literary scholar basically gets +10 on this basis, and a brave warrior +15.

PPPS: Therefore, Tangmei’s dream height is not an exaggeration.