Back Off, Let Me Come

"Ji Shou, do you think this idea is okay?"

Kang Shi nodded and said, "It will happen naturally."

Although this inspiration is just a temporary idea of ​​the Lord, it is indeed feasible. Whether it is holding a market, holding a lantern festival, or holding a "sports meeting" as the Lord calls it, the essence is to invigorate the lively atmosphere and boost people's livelihood and economy.

The lord's idea is novel and has these elements, so it can be adopted naturally, and other links can be discussed later.

but--

From this we can see that the protagonist is very playful.

When Kang Shi thought about this, he couldn't help but smile lightly.

"Then what game do you think is fun and good-looking?" Shen Tang really didn't understand the entertainment sports in this world, and murmured to himself, "There must be a very intense confrontation process. It is best before the outcome is known. Even the people watching can’t guess it! By the way, and the most important point is that you are not allowed to use martial energy or literary energy, and only rely on your physical body to fight..."

Otherwise, there is no suspense about the outcome, and it is easy to cause large-scale damage, lose control of the situation, and accidentally injure the audience.

Kang Shi thought for a while: "Such as throwing pots and archery, polo and Cuju, Shuanglu Liubo, shooting overturned coins and fighting with hundreds of herbs?"

Shen Tang: "..."

Good guy, Kang Shi is also good at playing.

It's just that many of what he said are loved by literati and children of aristocratic families. Generally speaking, they are not down to earth!

For ordinary people who don't understand, it doesn't look very interesting. What Shen Tang needs is competition, collision, confrontation, and excitement, an atmosphere that makes the people on the field want to shout, roar, and even throw bricks into the field to fight!

Shen Tang murmured: "Except for archery, polo and Cuju, the other things you mentioned are not as good as throwing handkerchiefs to arouse the atmosphere. For the common people, if you let them watch two groups of people having a fight, it is better than watching a few people throw pots and cover. It’s fun…”

Kang Shi carefully thought about his lord's meaning.

He doesn't understand, aren't these fun?

Kang Shi thought it was okay.

Shen Tang asked back: "Do you really think those are fun?"

Kang Shi: "..."

Shen Tang's original intention was to say that these games were not fun, but Kang Shi thought of games with a gambling nature like Shuanglu Liubo, and his poor gaming experience, and he looked a little unhappy. It was like a knife piercing his heart, making him "blood dripping".

The game is a good game…

It’s just that his scribe skills are too bad.

The gaming experience is extremely bad.

Hey, it’s still fun to compete with all kinds of beauties.

Winning or losing is not important, what is important is to enjoy the game.

"Forget it, let me do it." Shen Tang rolled up his sleeves with high spirits, "I'll teach you how to play!"

Kang Shi: "..."

He seemed to be able to predict his cousin Qishan's stinky face and resentful eyes, and he would inevitably be scolded.

What are you scolding?

Scolding him for misleading others_(:з)∠)_

The two of them passed through the low-rise buildings where poor people gathered together. When they were about to turn a corner at an alley, Shen Tang felt something and turned sideways to avoid it. At the same time, he grabbed the thin black figure who rushed into her arms with one hand. an arm.

The man's other arm was reaching towards his waist.

The target is the jade jewelry worn by Shen Tang.

This thin black figure seemed not to have expected that he would be caught. When he was caught, he reacted very quickly and struggled, scratching Shen Tang's face and eyes with long nails covered with thick dirt.

Shen Tang subconsciously leaned back to avoid it, but did not release the clamp.

Kang Shi grabbed the black shadow's collar with one hand.

As a result, there were two dirty footprints on his chest.

Although this thin black figure is not tall or burly, his kicking power is not small. Seeing that he had fallen into the hands of an adult man, a trace of panic flashed across the man's face and he shouted for help at the top of his lungs.

"Help, the kidnapper took off people's clothes——"

This person's voice was extremely shrill and harsh.

Kangshi endured a close range attack and his eardrums were itchy.

"Shut up, what are you yelling about!"

He shouted subconsciously.

As a result, the struggling shadow scratched the back of his arm, and the wound quickly turned red and blood dripped out. He gasped in pain, suspecting that what he had caught was not a human but a wild and untamable wild cat. The nearby people heard the commotion and picked up their things in order to come over. They surrounded Shen and Tang with wary eyes.

Kang Shi let go and dropped the shadow.

As soon as the black shadow's pair of black and chapped feet landed on the ground, he burrowed into the crowd of common people, trying to escape in the chaos.

As a result, before he could even take a step forward, he tripped over something and fell to the ground. Wen Qi tied up the little thief tightly.

The words in Black Shadow's mouth changed again.

"...The Zhang family has come out to harm people again!"

"...the beasts are out to catch people again!"

As soon as these words came out, the eyes of the common people who had just been timid because of the literary spirit turned fierce. Before Kang Shi could say anything to explain, Shen Tang saw a skinny old woman holding a full bowl of tiger eggs and splashing it on them.

"Go to hell!"

The old woman looked ferocious.

Shen Tang's quick eyes and hands quickly caught Kang Shi and pushed him back.

As the turbid yellow and fishy liquid spilled to the ground, a strong stench hit his face, and one or two drops splashed onto the corner of Kang Shi's clothes.

After seeing clearly what this was, Kang Shi and the other two turned as dark as if they had splashed ink on an inkstone. His eyes suddenly turned sharp. Kang Shi did not hesitate and drew out the sword from his waist with a swipe.

As Kang Shi's sharp sword was unsheathed, the atmosphere became tense.

No matter how good Shen Tang's temper was, sparks still appeared.

Inexplicably, I was targeted by a thief, I saw through the thief's tricks and was framed, and now I'm being attacked by common people with a tiger's paw full of overnight urine - what's the matter, do you really think that a large number of people can bully a small number of people? When the people who gathered around saw this, they were afraid that they would become the souls killed by Kang Shi's sword. One of them even looked fierce and threatened, "Don't mess around, you two, the county guard won't let you go!"

Shen Tang almost laughed out loud when he heard this.

"Yeah?"

The sharp-eyed man had already sneaked away to bring in reinforcements.

As a result, the reinforcements moved in were the junior officials who had gone ahead. When the junior officials heard that the local snake's "legacy poison" was harming the common people, they immediately tensed up their nerves and ordered a few servants to rush over.

The expected bloody scene did not happen, and there was no trace of a fight or escape. He almost thought he had been ripped off by the common people.

You must know that the medical office has issued a high-level wanted order for "legacy poison", and ordinary people will report it from time to time, but nine times out of ten it is false. Some people even collude with their family members to make false accusations in order to defraud the reward. I was severely scolded several times but did not correct myself.

The same trick again this time?

"Where are the people?"

The clerk asked with a bad look on his face.

The old woman who made a splash came out.

He raised his hand and pointed in a direction and said: "Over there."

These two thieves are so arrogant!

Don’t you know that the weather in Fugu City has changed?

The clerk became suspicious and said to himself, "That's weird."

If "Legacy Poison" had really waited for them to send people over, he would have escaped without a trace. The clerk followed the instructions of the old woman and the common people and saw two stinking faces, even the frown and pursed lips were similar!

The clerk's scalp was numb: "...Shen, Shen..."

Shen Tang said: "Shen what?"

When Kang Shi saw the minor official approaching, he put the sword into its scabbard - he was really angry just now and had the intention to kill, but in the end he suppressed his emotions. What did he care about with these common people?

Heyin is a land with poor mountains and rivers, and it is normal for unruly people to be everywhere.

Facing Shen Tang's anger, the clerk did not dare to say anything.

Kang Shi manipulated Wen Qi to throw a smelly thing to him, and the clerk subconsciously reached out to catch it. The stench that hit his face almost sent him to see the King of Hell, and his hands were also stained with stinking filth. The clerk looked disgusted and wanted to throw the things out.

Finally I endured it.

If you look closely, you will see that it is a dirty child.

The child was very fierce and restless in his hands. He opened his mouth and bit people when he got the opportunity, and the junior official was almost bitten.

He had seen a lot of these kids.

There are many such children in Fugu City.

They had no parents, so they cheated and stole everywhere in order to make a living. Could it be that they stole it from Shen Jun?

This terrible thought came to the young official's mind. Looking at the expressions of hatred, disgust, or surprise on the eyes of these common people towards Shen and Jun, the clerk guessed the truth.

"Where can I get this reward?"

There was a middle-aged man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, dressed in tatters, who squeezed away the others and came forward to rub his hands to ask the clerk. He smiled and showed a mouth of yellow teeth that were yellow, uneven, and badly worn.

If he gets too close, the clerk will suffer.

First he was attacked by the fishy smell, and then he was attacked by the man's bad breath. He wanted to faint on the spot and be done with it.

He said angrily: "Reward? What reward?"

The man was dissatisfied with the lowly official's attitude and looked a bit ferocious: "I have done meritorious service! If you dare to take advantage of my meritorious service, I will sue you!"

"Okay, if you have the guts, come and take care of me!" He turned around and threw the biting beggar to the others, waving his hand, "Take it away!"

Shen Tang didn't want his identity to be revealed, so the clerk didn't reveal it. Everyone thought that Shen Tang and the others were the "Zhang family villains who took off people's clothes" as the beggar said, and everyone looked at them with contempt. If it weren't for the few petty officials who were there, I would have liked to throw out another pile of shit and urine.

But the beggar was extremely excited.

He spat and cursed in Shen Tang's direction.

Hey, not to mention, the curse vocabulary is quite extensive.

Maybe it's because he has been around the market for a long time, and he can spit out any dirty words, and it is even more basic to claim to be his parents and ancestors.

The clerk was frightened when he heard this.

After leaving, the clerk said cautiously: "Mr. Shen?"

He was quite afraid of Shen Tang.

Even though Shen Jun was not tall and young, the scene of killing seven families and their minions on the high platform, with heads arranged neatly, left an indelible psychological shadow in his heart. He was afraid that Shen Tang would also kill those common people in a rage.

Shen Tang said: "Go back."

The clerk cupped his hands and said, "Wei."

Beggar, who was cursing Shen Tang in various ways, looked at it and was stunned on the spot. Hearing the curses in his ears, Shen Tang glanced at Beggar indifferently. Beggar met her eyes, shrank his shoulders, and subconsciously took a step back.

Shen Tang sneered: "Are you scared now?"

The beggar opened his mouth but said nothing.

Shen Tang asked the clerk to give the beggar a pair of straw sandals.

The clerk said: "But..."

Shen Tang looked indifferent: "Just give it. I'm not big enough to argue with a beggar. However, the accusation of stealing, hurting people, and false accusations is true. I will arrest him and lock him up for a few days, so that he can remember it for a long time."

This beggar's feet were extremely dirty. At first glance, he thought they were black and red. Upon closer inspection, I realized that the black color represented filth and the red color represented open frostbite wounds. Different from the overall skinny body, a pair of ankles are particularly bloated and thick.

It makes people lose their temper.

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I’m really pissed off with AKKO’s keyboard, and it’s limited to the Year of the Tiger. The letter keys suddenly failed, and I was told that I needed to install the driver. After downloading the driver, I found there was a problem with the wired link, and they kept telling me that there was something wrong with my operation—I TM, is there any operation required to plug in a connecting cable? Updating the driver requires a wired connection, but their keyboard does not have a wired connection. If there is a problem, the driver needs to be installed... Where are the matryoshka dolls here? ? ?

Hey, I was delayed for half an hour because of this stupid thing, and I can only make up the remaining 1,000 words tomorrow.