Arafoo Otoko no Isekai Tsuuhan Seikatsu

--I noticed that I was standing in the woods.

A dark forest lined with lush trees whose end is invisible within sight.

It's dark and there's no weed, so you can see quite a bit. In my place, straight trees like conifers are falling down with their roots exposed, so only that space is poking holes in the forest.

Trees - especially conifers - fall unexpectedly and easily. It is Teko's principle to fall straight and easily for a long time.

What happens when a tree falls and a hole opens in the forest? Looking up, I can see the sky, and that's how the sun is shining in.

The sky is blue.

Now, what is the situation?

I wash my memory - I can remember my name, my age, and the address where I lived.

Using the optical cable that finally opened up in the countryside, Osan enjoyed slow life while doing a small business of drawing illustrations on the Internet.

Could he have gone to the neighborhood mountains to pick vegetables and been involved in an accident? In that case, there is no abnormality in the body and it is pinching.

"What the hell...."

If you murmur (murmur) at yourself, it's obvious, but it doesn't solve anything.

What am I supposed to do? If you don't know where you are, it's literally a disaster.

There's nothing I can do to stay here. I started walking without warning.

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Walking in the woods for a while makes me sweat, but I can't put on a long-sleeved shirt. Because there are insects and leeches in the forest.

I don't know what's going on, but I'm glad you're wearing a long-sleeved shirt.

Below are the cheap work pants I always wear and the sneakers I bought at the discount store.

In the woods, it would have been perfect if I wore boots... but I couldn't help it.

In fact, I want to wrap the towel around my neck. If your neck is open, it can break into your mite and eat your back.

I've been taught to pick wild vegetables, and I've been taken care of by the hospital.

I lived in the countryside, so even a small town hospital is tens of kilometers away. If you get stung by a bee and get an anaphylactic shock, you're dead by the time you get to the hospital. That's what countryside is.

Walking through the woods is flat and undulating, so it's probably not a mountain. There shouldn't have been such a place in the neighborhood I lived in.

The flat area was open to the fields, and the forest was a mountain.

"Hmm...."

Take a breath and look around - nothing.

It's good that there's nothing, but when the bear comes out, it's over. But as it is, there is no water or food, and I can see that life ends eventually.

I'm thirsty and hungry, but there's nothing, and it's empty even if I try to pocket it...

There are mushrooms all around, but I've never seen what kind of mushrooms they are, and there's nothing nutritious about mushrooms.

"This is awkward. We have to get out of this forest somehow."

I looked around again. Then I felt something white glowing.

In the meantime, I decided to go there.

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"Oh... what is this?"

We arrive at a glowing place. There was a silver armor lying at the root of a tree with rust floating on it.

It's an iron armor called plate armor, like the one worn by a medieval knight. The wildlife has roughed me up a little bit, but...

The contents are also properly contained, and the skeleton with the chin and neck coming off is Hello.

"Hey, we found the body."

Looking around, the sword also fell. A straight sword with two blades - perhaps a splendid one in both hands...

The blade is spilled and it is quite rusty. It seems a little difficult to use even when sharpened. I think it would be faster to fix it.

The Buddha is a little pathetic, but I'll let him fish the corpse for an emergency. I didn't have anything, but I got the ring and the knife.

The knife comes with a sheath with strings, so it will be fixed to my belt and used.

In the meantime, the weapons have worked, but the problem is food.

But what is this plate armor? I don't know anyone in my countryside who's such a drunk.

It's not half made. In any case, it is not a replica, but a real one. Moreover, there are scratches and they are used up quite a bit, and there are marks of repair.

I'm not old enough to play games with my hobbies.

Besides, this sword must be caught in the act of bayonet. Of course, real steel is not made of alloy like a imitation knife.

I don't know - what's the situation?

Is it a trap? Is someone trying to trap me?

But what do you do when you're trapped in a country osan who's not such a celebrity? You don't have any money to cheat on?

Besides, everything is too much.

I've never seen anything like it. This armor and sword aren't free.

--Could it be... different worlds? Is this a joke?

"Well then, 'Status Open! If I say', I'll open it!

In response to that word, a shiny white board appeared in front of me.

"I'm serious."

[Name] Kenichi Hamada

[Age] 38

Shangri-La

Item box

Trash

"What about me? Just me? What about HP and MP? Skills, magic?

Besides, it's Shangri-La. The first thing that comes to mind is the mail-order site I always use. I don't understand the meaning.

In the meantime, I said Shangri-La, but there was no reaction. Well then - I'll touch it.

The screen has changed. And what was displayed was the screen of Shangri-La, the mail-order site I always used.

Shangri-La is a general online retailer and really sells everything. They sell books and fresh groceries, clothing, toys, new and used cars, motorcycles, trucks and heavy machinery.

If you pay 1,000 yen a month, you can watch all e-books and videos. You don't sell airplanes or firearms.

--I thought so, but when I searched recently, I was surprised when I sold it to a business jet.

"Seriously? Like this, Ali? What kind of cheese is that?"

Next, touch the item box and trash can to see a white window.

It's like an item box, so there's something in it?

To try, I drew the sword that was rolling to the side of the armor closer to the screen - it was sucked in.

Wow!

The screen...

[Rusty Sword] × 1

--The display has changed. Then, touching the [rusted sword] item on the screen, another window stood up.

[Do you want to take it out?] [Trash can]

- Two choices. When I pressed the pull button, the sword appeared in front of me again.

"Oh! This is convenient."

Try selecting a trash can and it looks like it will be moved to the trash window. And below the trash can window, a whirlpool button.

"What is this...?

When the whirlpool button was pressed, another window arose.

[Empty Trash?

Haah, is that the same specification as PC OS? If we don't empty the trash, we'll keep it for a while. You can also take it out of the trash again.

I don't know how much of the item box or trash can goes in at the moment...

In the meantime, I somehow understood the specifications. But can I use this as it is?

Isn't it creepy that you can use something as useful as this for free? What's the price?

Isn't it a scam to pay a fee after a scam?

Or does the demon come out at the end and give me my soul instead of the price-- is that a story about gheheheheheh?

--But...

Even with my ability to decipher, I have to rely now - I'm starving to death with my strength exhausted in a few days.

It will be the same fate as the Knight of Armor who is rolling here.

I decided to use this ability, so I turned my eyes to Shangri-La.

When I checked the screen, it was the same as the site I always used... Do you decide to try using whatever it is?

There is a search window at the top of the screen, and tapping there is a friendly design that activates the screen keyboard.

Try typing [Pan].

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hmm, convenient. It's not at all different from what I always use.

[First time only] Assortment of delicious bread

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The rest is a drink. They sell delicious milk for about 1,000 yen in three packs. Let's make it him.

When I checked the contents of the basket, it was about 2,500 yen. Press [Purchase]...

[Insufficient balance]

--A sad string that displays ruthlessly.

"Yeah? Money? Well, you'll need the money, but you don't have it. What am I supposed to do?

When I was worried, I noticed that there was an item called [Charge] under the balance shortage. Press Charge .

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"You're telling me to put some money in here... but what do I do if I don't have it?

Even if I say bumps, Window won't answer anything. I was so screwed up that I stuck my sword in the item box earlier.

"Take this, Dolobo!

But the sword was sucked into the window.

[Rusty Sword] × 1

And beneath it...

[Would you like to assess/buy?

Can you buy it? Is it iron gold? In the meantime, I'll try to push it tight.

[Assessment result] [Rusty sword purchase price 100,000 yen]

Ichiju chicka-- 100,000 yen? Is it that high?

There are additional items under the buyout assessment.

View Details

Will you tell me what kind of assessment it is? Well, that's convenient.

[Rusty sword (gold) assessment price 5,000 yen]

[Stone (ruby) assessment price 95,000 yen]

Ruby? Was there a ruby on there? Maybe it was stuck with stone where it was rusty and dirty and invisible.

But I want the money right away. I decided to have it bought at this price.

Poppy.

It was settled immediately and 100,000 yen was charged.

"Sure! But if this is true, I don't need food for now...."

But if I use it every day for about 100,000 yen, I can only hold it for about a month. I really need to go out and earn money.

Or if there were a mine with precious metals and jewels, we could charge them, but how do we find them now? --Impossible.

You can't help worrying about it, for now.

I don't know if it's true or not, but I display the basket containing the product and press the [Purchase] button.

--That's it.

From the empty space, Dosadosa, the bagged bread and three packets of milk fell.

How about a little bit of falling? Precision machines would break, wouldn't they?

Well, it's better to silence the belly bug than that... but I'm worried about the white body of armor in front of me.

"Hmm...."

After some thought, I removed my armor from the white bone corpse and bought a scoop at Shangri-La - 2,000 yen.

The one I use to dig up the ground is called Scoop in my local area, but it seems to be a shovel in JIS standards, so that's probably the right one.

It seems that the way they call it varies from region to region.

I got a new shovel, so dig a hole. The soil is soft because it is rotten soil. Can it be as deep as 50 cm...?

Once the hole is opened, insert the white bone and bury it back.

"Make me a Buddha."

Put the shovel in the item box and join hands - I wonder if there is a Buddha in this world. God must be different.

But you thanked me. I will use what I have acquired with difficulty.

The plate armor, which had been removed from the white bone body, was also pushed into the buying window, and the assessment was made immediately.

[Assessment Results] [Plate Armor (Used) Purchase Price 50,000 yen]

Hmm, 50,000 yen - a good price. Basically, even if I say buy it, where is it? I don't know what that means.

The white bone carcass in front of me also disappeared, so I tried to eat bread - I couldn't help but use mail order, so I thought of something I wanted to try.

Buy a cassette gas stove at Shangri-La - 2,000 yen. And then I bought cassette gas, 300 yen for three. 100 yen for one.

Buy a pot with a small lid for 1000 yen. And water - Nantoka's natural water costs 1200 yen for 6 bottles of 2L. Finally, the curry cup noodle big is 2500 yen for 12 pieces.

Purchase …

The product bought with Dosadosa fell off.

Quickly, place the cassette gas in the gas stove, place the pan, add water, and boil the water. When the water is boiling, put it in a cup of noodles - wait 3 minutes.

Yes, I have to buy chopsticks. I like bamboo - 500 yen for 100 meals. With this, you can use it even if it is disposable for a while.

"Hahaha! It's done! This is the taste of civilization!

Eat bread while rinsing curry cup noodles big.

Ugh!

If you take this to a camp or something, it's very convenient. Even Everest can climb.

I really don't know if this is a different world, but for now, my belly is filled.