American comics: weaving myths, starting from urban legends

It took Colson half an hour and even showed Chu Mu a piece of information from the logistics department to convince Chu Mu that there was no money printing machine in SHIELD.

Looking at Chu Mu’s extremely disappointed eyes, Colson was frightened and secretly grateful that he might have prevented a major federal crime that could affect the entire country’s economy.

“So where did your money come from?”Chu Mu doesn’t believe that Coulson’s status as a senior agent can allow him to receive a salary of millions every month.

“Funding for a secret mission, if you want to know what it was, maybe……”Coulson also wanted to recruit Chu Mu into his covert operations team.

However.

He hasn’t finished speaking yet.

Chu Mu took the small stack of mission funds he gave him and turned around and left the office, leaving only Coulson who turned around and poured a glass of water. Halfway through his words, Coulson suddenly realized that the person was gone and his face was speechless.

Finished lunch at noon.

Chu Mu was not in a hurry to go out. after all.

No one wants to go out to work in hot and scorching weather on a sunny day. Of course, there is also a trivial reason that in the information Coulson gave, the missing people always disappear at night, and the road bar where hippies like to gather is only open at night.

“Eat and drink at public expense! I feel like Coulson is about to treat you as an ancestor! When your subordinates can take your place! You are really my idol forever!”

Jemma Simmons’ expression is very exaggerated.

“You little black guy, stay away.”

Chu Mu is still thinking about the color-changing ink.

“When will I be able to be valued by Coulson like you? Writing endless reports and hacking into endless private photo albums? I didn’t choose computers to do these things.”

Leofitz was also assigned a regular task by Coulson just now, which was to hack into a member of Congress’s mobile phone and computer to collect criminal evidence.

In the past few years,

Leofitz has performed too many similar tasks. For the time being, he no longer wanted to see how despicable politicians used their toothpicks to outsmart women with poor acting skills.

“Maybe you can upload those photos and videos online, I think you can get good profits.”Gemma Simmons had a bad idea.

“Oh, then you and Chu would have to visit me in federal prison. I don’t want to go to jail for this, and a sentence starting at least five years is a price I can’t afford.”

Leofitz obviously had similar thoughts, but he was too frightened by the price he might have to pay to take any action.

“Why do you think we would visit you?”

Jemma Simmons looked surprised.

“Yes, do you think our time is worthless?”Chu Mu turned around and glanced at Leofitz, then continued to play with the sixth-level Rubik’s Cube in his hand.

“Okay, this is the warmth and coldness of human relationships, I understand.”

Leofitz looked hurt, turned his chair again and cracked the MP’s private photo album. Now he felt that making fake documents and going out for consumption was not so good.

Only if he could get money from S.H.I.E.L.D. and go out for consumption It’s something he envies

“Wow even! The shortest record has been refreshed!”

After cracking the photo album of a congressman again, Leofitz’s eyes widened. He saw pictures in the album that were not consistent with Darwin’s theory of evolution.

“Are you sure…does he have anything else?”

Chu Mu came over with a strange expression.

“some.”

Leofitz enlarged the picture and proved to Chu Mu and Gemma Simmons that this congressman did not cut off an extra section when he was a child.

“I admire…this woman.”

Jemma Simmons looked at the woman in the picture who looked like she was about to ascend to heaven. She gave a thumbs up and lamented that real actors are not in Hollywood.

……

When everyone is off work.

Chu Mu once again went to work in the field.

Before leaving.

He also took away two gas cards from the logistics department. Even if the gas card cannot be used up during field work this time, transferring it to an online trading platform can create an extra income.

For most of SHIELD’s old agents, such operations can only be regarded as basic operations. Anyway, a large amount of SHIELD’s surplus funds always disappear inexplicably every year.

If you don’t take it and I don’t take it, then Commissioner Geng has to take it.

Am I right.

Nick Fury

“I need an M1911 pistol, and a Barrett, preferably with five hundred pistol rounds and two magazines of Barrett ammunition.”

When Chu Mu received the equipment, he also encountered difficulties from the logistics staff.

“Do you know what you are talking about? Don’t tell me you’re going to fight a world war!”The logistics staff rolled their eyes with an attitude that they didn’t want Niao Chumu at all.

“Friends, have you ever been on the field? Do you know about field work? Do you know how many crises are brewing out there?”Chu Mu actually just doesn’t like the attitude of the logistics staff.

However, this does not affect his taking the moral high ground. Is what he said wrong? There are indeed many crises brewing outside. What he wants to investigate is a supernatural event.

“I can only give you a pistol and two magazines of bullets.”

The logistics staff were reluctant to allocate the firepower Chu Mu needed.

There was no way.

Chu Mu could only make a phone call to Colson, and then the logistics department received instructions from their superiors, and then used a”fuck you dog” With an expression on his face, Chu Mu was given equipment.

“Wouldn’t it be over if we did this earlier?”(To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Chu Mu was very satisfied and started debugging the equipment he received from the logistics department.

“Who knew you were a related household?……”

I can tell.

The employees of SHIELD also have a deep understanding of the ways of the world.

……

Just when Chu Mu drove to catch up���At the mission destination.

As the sun gradually sets. on the interstate highway in the direction he was traveling.

The sky that was originally relatively clear soon became dense with dark clouds. As the sun completely set, a large number of dark clouds gathered together to form a rolling pattern of dark clouds.

“What the hell weather!”

Chu Mu drove the jeep quickly on the vast road. Seeing the torrential rain, the visibility soon became appallingly low.

Chu Mu had no choice but to reduce the speed and drive It took several hours to reach the destination that we should have arrived at two hours ago.

“The place where this bar is built… is a bit too earthly.”

When Chu Mu saw a bar standing in the wilderness, it was hard for him to imagine that such a bar could still make money. Are all the customers inside people who don’t watch movies or TV series?

Whatever terrible things happen in movies are all in This kind of place.

Like famous IDs.

Like Texas Chainsaw Massacre or something like that.

“unlucky.”

Chu Mu didn’t think there would be any delicious dinner in such a place. He parked his jeep on the side of the road and walked to the bar with a black umbrella.

“Tsk tsk, a thin-skinned Asian boy, we don’t have the blondes you like here, people who want to have fun are not welcome here.”

The bartender standing under the eaves of the bar is very tall and strong, with a thick chain around his neck. Chu Mu can tell at a glance that he is just like those social guys in his previous life. He is cheating.

Sha Jin’s still has some reputation..

But the big iron chain dyed gold is very cheap.

“As you can see, it’s impossible to drive in this damn weather. I’m thirsty and hungry and just want to take a break and eat something.”

Chu Mu is now playing an unlucky urban white-collar worker. He suspects that human trafficking is taking place in this place. Otherwise, who would open a bar in such an inhospitable place?

Don’t waste your money.

Use your head to make money. ?

“I can see that you are embarrassed, but our bar is not open to outsiders. This is not racial discrimination, but only angels are allowed to enter.”

The burly man was holding a wine bottle in his hand, and he raised his hand to block Chu Mu’s way. The angel he said was not a race or life in the true sense.

It was a kind of playful spirit. Hippies like to wear jackets with wings, so they like to brag about themselves and call themselves angels.

“I don’t think… you know what an angel is.”

Chu Mu glanced at the burly man suspiciously. He originally thought this was a kidney processing factory, but now it seems that the people in this bar are not really interested in kidneys?

Otherwise.

Which kidney processing factory would refuse a pair ? Healthy kidneys from Asia? Everyone around the world knows that Asians, who have stricter anti-drug laws, have the healthiest kidneys

“Look, I don’t want to talk nonsense with you here. Either you leave quickly or I will let you know the consequences of angering someone like me.”

The burly man’s eyes were fierce and he gave Chu Mu a warning shot.

“This is not a place where the law can play a role. If you are buried in a pile of dirt, even if it is turned into fertilizer, no police will be able to find the murderer.”

The burly bartender showed his skull tattoo. His words made Chu Mu’s eyes light up. Wouldn’t this help him find out where the missing person had gone?

“Now, leave us this……”

The burly bartender wasn’t done yet.

A large-caliber Desert Eagle hit his chin directly..