American Comics: Opening Guidance Batman

Natasha rushed into the psychiatric clinic in a hurry. While talking on the phone quickly, she said to Schiller: "Give me 30 reports... No, no, no, 50, 50 reports of psychological diagnosis certificates."

Schiller was writing on the bar. He didn't lift his head, just rolled his eyelids and said, "What kind of disease do you want?"

"Post-war stress trauma disorder, or what? I forgot, it's the disease that will get after the war, and I want 50 copies."

"It's too late to write by hand, you can only generate an electronic report. What about the personnel list?"

Natasha picked up another mobile phone in her hand and said, "Send the personnel list to my mobile phone immediately. Forget it, I will give you an address directly, and you can fax it over..."

On the other side, Peter walked out with a stack of papers and said, "Doctor, I can't understand this reimbursement application form, not to mention that the monster didn't hit us, even if it hit us, even the loss of the sponge for washing dishes would cost me. Report it up, isn't this a bit..."

On the other side, Dr. Connors was also calling, and he said, "Yes, the research and development cost of that healing potion is very expensive, because... because the materials are expensive, you can tell them that, they don't understand anyway."

"At least dozens of rare elements are used here. Which ones are there? You go to the periodic table of elements yourself, and which ones are more expensive..."

Stark handed Natasha a piece of paper and said: "This is the electricity report of the Stark Building. Connors and Peter conducted an experiment in my high-end laboratory for 1 hour and 43 minutes. The electricity bill per minute, $56,000, and the wear and tear of the equipment, oh, yes, because Peter used too much force, and scrapped a piece of equipment worth more than $1 million, all of which are included in the wear and tear..."

Natasha took the piece of paper, but she didn't even look at it, she picked up another phone call and said, "Count the casualties? What do you think is the appropriate number of casualties? We have 32 field personnel in New York recently, or we will let them all. If you die in action, the pension is calculated at $500,000 per person..."

"What? Be a little bolder? How many agents are there on the entire East Coast? The whole country? Wouldn't that be a bit too exaggerated? Wouldn't it make us seem useless if one monster killed all our agents all over the country? already?"

Then she put down the phone and asked Peter, "Do you have any leftovers of that potion?"

"Two more, but we can make a few more if you want."

"Nick wants more. You know, the military has created such a dangerous monster, so it's reasonable for them to purchase more of this medicine to prevent problems before they happen?"

"How much does he want?" Dr. Connors asked.

Natasha spoke to the other end of the phone again, and then said, "Do you have 200?"

Peter spit it out with a sip of water. He said, "That serum is modified with lizard serum. There are 7 in total. Dr. Connors has been doing it for a few months..."

"Nick sells them for 3 million."

Connors put on his clothes immediately and said, "Come on, Peter."

Then he turned to Natasha and said, "Wait for us, in two days at most, 200 potions will be handed over to you."

When Peter was dragged away, Schiller took the reimbursement form from him and said, "Peter is still too simple, 4 dishwashing sponges? How long will it take? Let's get 4,000 first."

Pikachu jumped on the table and said, "Help me add two cans of peanut butter. Oh, no, it's 2,000 cans of peanut butter. That monster is too scary. My peanut butter has lost a lot!"

Schiller wrote and painted, and then said, "Okay, that's about it, by the way, how many points did you say I could get?"

"You take 20% of each report, and this reimbursement application gives you 30%."

"Wait, is 50 reports enough? I think the battle situation this time is really too intense. The agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. have been born and died, and they should have left a lot of sequelae. Let's get 300 copies first, and give me all the handwritten signatures. Yicheng, how is it?"

Steve stood in the middle of the room with his arms crossed, and he said, "I know the world has changed, I know I'm getting old, but it's not that much, right?"

"Didn't we take care of that monster in three or two? For 4,000 sponges, did he smash the entire kitchen in the New York restaurant?"

Listening to the ridiculously high number of sacrifices in Natasha's mouth, Steve said: "I know Nick is trying to get a little more money, but the people in the military are not stupid, can't they see how many losses there are? ?"

"It doesn't matter, Captain." Natasha waved her hand and said, "We are the victims, and there are as many as the victims say."

Before Steve could retort, Coulson rushed in, dragged Steve onto the sofa with a pen and paper, and began interviewing him.

"What is this for? Why are you interviewing me?"

"That way you don't have to write battle reports, Captain Steve."

"Oh well…"

"How is the process of defeating this monster? Is it going well?"

"Ah, although there are some twists and turns, it's generally smooth."

"Can you elaborate on the twists and turns?"

"The power of this monster is a bit large. At the beginning of the battle, the shield attack could not produce very good results, so I immediately changed my tactics..."

Coulson wrote on the paper: "The red iguana is infinitely powerful, far beyond the limits of Captain America's estimation. His shields are ineffective against monsters, and the early battles are extremely difficult and almost desperate. "

"Of course, it was okay in the end. Although he has great strength, he has no brains and looks very irritable. Such an opponent is still easy to deal with..."

Coulson wrote on the paper: "The red iguana is extremely violent, the power of anger makes him stronger, the captain almost retreats, and the monster always has the upper hand."

"Of course, I have to admit that little Stark's mech exploded, which played a role..."

Coulson continued to write like flying: "Iron Man used his mecha costing tens of thousands of dollars to carry out a heroic and completely irrecoverable self-destruction, and finally made the monster take two steps back. According to Captain America, at least 20 explosions were made. , each wave of 5 mechas blasted around, and finally let the monster get down."

After Steve finished speaking, he glared at Coulson and said, "Can I see it?"

Coulson quickly put away the notebook, and then he stood up and shook Steve's hand sincerely: "Captain, you are a fighting hero! Always have been!"

On the other side, Schiller put down the phone and said, "Thank me, there is still a place in the Presbyterian hospital. Who do you want them to live in?"

"Which of them do you think is most likely to be injured?"

"Then Stark, after all, he manipulated the mecha to blew himself up, and it is normal for him to be scratched by shrapnel. I will call the dean later and ask him to organize an expert consultation. The reimbursement form for the consultation fee will be later. I'll send it to you, as for the hospitalization fee..."

Natasha said: "Old rules, the most advanced ward, the most advanced nursing, by the way, do you know any more powerful doctors? Let him accompany him throughout the whole process, and we will pay him the consultation fee by the hour."

"It's a coincidence that I know a pretty good neurosurgeon. Of course, he only has one downside, and that's more expensive, oh no, that should be an advantage now..."

At night, Coulson came in, followed by Natasha and two other agents with a large stack of reports.

Schiller rubbed his hands and said, "Let me see, this should be our victory today, how about Nick?"

"Chief Nick scolded everyone present, and the generals couldn't even find a chance to interject. He took the military from top to bottom, from their unauthorized appropriation of military funds to develop dangerous biological weapons, to disregarding security protocols. , privately expanding the arsenal, and scolded them all."

"He scolded for at least six hours, not a word was repeated, and his voice was almost carved into the walls of the Congress room..."

"Then the military didn't pay back?"

Natasha put one hand on the documents, put one hand on her hip and said, "Why do you think Nick didn't deal with General Robert? That's because only General Robert can talk back. Now that he's dead, the rest They are all wooden stakes from the military academy, so they only get scolded."

Coulson shook his head and said, "This time the military has lost a lot. The monster they created privately made such a big noise, Congress couldn't just sit idly by, and the director took this opportunity to bite another piece. meat."

"The lost alien biological experiment also gave him a very good excuse. Nick insisted that the military stole the experiment from S.H.I.E.L.D. In fact, the congressmen were also suspicious of this. As soon as the bureau's things were lost, the military created a monster, and these two things are related in any way."

"Then won't they question SHIELD's security measures?"

"Security measures? When did S.H.I.E.L.D. have that kind of thing?"

"That's just an excuse, right?" Schiller asked. "That symbiote wasn't the one you ran out of... wait, is he?"

Natasha shrugged and said, "Then no one will know. All the staff of the Dangerous Creature Containment Department sacrificed collectively in December last year, and sacrificed again in March this year when funds were tight."

Well, Schiller thought, it doesn't matter where the venom came from. He is looking forward to it now. With Stark's venom as the host, what will it look like?

After a while, Nick's voice sounded on the walkie-talkie again: "No, the account is still unfair, you should think of a way now and get more."

Natasha and Coulson complained together. They thought of everything they could think of. They even came up with outrageous reasons for spending money to prevent the plague after a few mice died on the street.

Schiller rolled up his sleeves and said, "I have a good way to settle your debts for at least a year."

Natasha and Coulson both looked at him, Natasha said, "You may not understand, doctor..."

"Actually, I think you can find a way to grant me the qualification of a legal sanatorium, and then regularly send a group of agents who have gone crazy due to work pressure to recuperate."

"Rehabilitation always requires beds and medicines. Of course, SHIELD agents are so conscientious in serving the country, so the standard of wards and beds must not be lower, and of course the best medicines should be used."

"Psychological nursing homes are different from ordinary hospitals. We aim to provide patients with a sense of relaxation and tranquility. At the very least, there must be a spa, a gym, a yoga and meditation lounge."

"Of course, this is only the most basic. To achieve better therapeutic effects, there must be a horse farm, a livestock farm, a golf course..."

"Of course, having these facilities is not enough, many sports must be performed under the guidance of professionals, such as yoga masters from India, meditators from the Himalayas, world equestrian champions, zoologists, naturalists, racing drivers What."

"I know, I know, it might be a bit expensive, but the agents have shed blood and sweat for the country, and they deserve it."

"Of course, the location can't be too far. I think the New York City area is not bad. Although such a large piece of land is indeed expensive, it is more convenient."

"Of course, considering that New York is not very peaceful, the building standards must be based on earthquake resistance of 10 or more, and the building cannot be designed by ordinary people. It must be a world-class master of architectural art, and the engineering team cannot be sloppy. What is the name of that construction company? I think their construction quality should be good.”

"The ribbon-cutting ceremony after the completion is also essential. If a master on Capitol Hill is willing to let go, he can also invite the media to come over and let him show his face."

"We are happy to accept all parties to come here to give condolence speeches. You must know that this place is full of real soldiers who have dedicated themselves to the country. If you want to get their support, you must donate money, right?"

"Of course, if the donation is large, we can also give him the position of honorary dean, you know, I don't mind..."

After Schiller finished speaking, Nick Fury yelled from the walkie-talkie on Coulson's waist: "Coulson! Let him appear in my office within ten minutes! Immediately! Immediately!"