Am I God

With the demise of Jinli Club, Zhao Yao once again lived a leisurely life of running cat cafes, growing vegetables in his stomach, teasing cats, brushing up experience, and playing games. 【No pop-up novel network】

At the end of the month, among the cat cafes, Matcha ran into the cat toilet mysteriously.

"Humph, today is the day when the cat cafe chooses the star cat. As long as I become the first, I can go into the dimensional stomach and ask Diana to propose a kiss."

"Haha, in the future, if a male cat is born, it will be called Cha Ban, and if a female cat is born, it will be called Cha Shangxiang."

Matcha decided to use his favorite hero's name in the King's Glory, and then combined his own name to name his descendants, thinking about his happy future, the more he thought about it, the happier he was.

If Zhao Yao was here, he would definitely remind Matcha, he just promised Matcha to take the first place and let him see Diana.

Looking left and right, after making sure that no one noticed him, the matcha stopped when it started, and the next moment came to the toilet room, and then walked to the automatic cat toilet with a gloomy smile, stretched out the cat's claws, and moved towards the toilet. took out.

As soon as he came into contact with a soft puff, he couldn't help frowning, and there was a hint of pain in his eyes.

"Stick to matcha, as long as you take the first place, you can go to Diana."

He saw Matcha with a bitter face, digging it in the automatic cat toilet, and finally looking at his black cat's paw, leaned in and smelled it, and immediately moved his palm away with a scream.

However, although he was too stinky to smell, he laughed loudly: "This time the star cat must be me."

After looking left and right, after confirming that no one was there again, the matcha stopped and returned to the cat cafe when it was activated again, the front paws were off the ground, and the three paws stood, waiting for the time to stop to cool down.

Then he first looked at Elizabeth, who was the most popular. Looking at Elizabeth, who was surrounded by several girls, Matcha smiled: "Elizabeth is my strongest competitor, hum, as long as she is solved, my first The name is almost guaranteed."

Stop and start and stop.

So the next moment, Sun Keke and the other girls around Elizabeth let out an exclamation.

Sun Keke, who likes s, was wearing a red Hanfu today. As soon as he smelled the stink, he immediately covered his nose and said, "What stink? Who pooped?"

A girl pointed at Elizabeth's **** and said, "Look, the hair on Elizabeth's **** is covered in shit!"

Seeing this scene in the distance, Matcha laughed in her heart and thought sinisterly: "Hmph, what's the use of being cute? With **** all over your butt, who would like you?"

Under the action of Matcha, there were indeed a lot fewer guests playing Elizabeth that day. Seeing Matcha's heart, she was looking forward to the star cat election that night.

So after returning home, Nanako sat on the chair in the hall, counting the votes of the star cat, while Matcha waited confidently for the result of the vote.

He looked at the mirror in the hall, licked the white cat's paw, then washed his head with the saliva from the cat's paw, humming while washing his face: "Standing dumbly in front of the mirror, the knot with a red tie clumsily Comb your hair like an adult, put on a handsome suit and see you later, you will be more beautiful than you think."

At this moment, Nanako finally counted the results: "Finally finished, the first Elizabeth."

"What?" Matcha jumped on the table angrily, and ran towards Nanako's place to write the ticket: "How is it possible? How could this cat with a **** get the first place? Shady! There must be a shady!"

Zhao Yao, who was eating at the table, threw the matcha that jumped onto the table and said, "It's so noisy, don't interfere with my meal."

"Zhao Yao!" Matcha said pitifully hugging Zhao Yao's calf: "There's a shady story! Your little tea has been robbed of the star cat's position!"

Zhao Yao curled his lips: "In the first month, you only got the first place because you participated in my performance. In the second month, the decoration was not comparable. Now it is normal for Elizabeth to take the first place in the third month."

"Why?" Matcha asked.

"Because she is the only puppet cat in the store." Zhao Yao said casually.

Matcha said unwillingly: "Just because she's a puppet cat? But I'm also a Jianghai fold-ear cat! Could it be that she can't compare to her even with shit?"

Zhao Yao said directly: "Yes."

"No!" Matcha fell to her knees with a thud: "I'm not convinced! Why does blood and aptitude determine everything? I will go against the sky! Overcome fate! Thirty years of Hedong, thirty years of Hexi, don't bully young cats and poor! "

Yuanyuan in the distance snickered when she saw Matcha shouting: "Hmph, this stupid cat. Just because he looks like this, why do you fight me?"

Looking at the matcha table casually, Yuanyuan's attention focused on the moment again, and she saw him shouting at Mango: "Mango, Mango! Eat! Come and eat!"

Mango blinked and ran over curiously.

Seeing Mango running over, Yuanyuan immediately took out a piece of cat food and threw it in front of Mango, who happily ate the cat food.

"Success! Now calling Mango's name finally responds!" After several days of training, Yuanyuan finally made Mango understand that she was calling his name.

He looked at the page on his mobile phone: "You have to keep calling the cat's name every time you feed him, let him know that calling this is calling his name. Well, I've already done that." Yuanyuan continued to read .

"When the cat calls his name and comes over, be sure to give him food as a reward, you can pat his back, while calling his name, let him associate his name with the food, if the cat doesn't reject your petting He, it means that he has initially recognized you."

Seeing this, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com Yuanyuan called out Mango's name again, and then threw a few pieces of cat food on the ground.

After seeing that the other party started to eat cat food, he hurried up and used the mango's back with the cat's claws.

"That's great, Mango didn't dodge." Yuanyuan touched Mango's back and thought excitedly: "Very good, the cat training method above is very useful, as long as you stick to it, my Yuan Party will add a new one. General."

Just when Yuanyuan was thinking about her ambitions, Lu Bei's paw accidentally caught Mango's back hair, causing Mango to turn around and take a bite, and then ran away in a panic.

"This unfamiliar dead cat." Yuanyuan pressed her chest and looked at the training method she liked.

'If the cat bites you, don't hit him, you can scream to let him know that you are in pain. ’

"Damn, who wrote this broken training method." Yuanyuan suppressed her anger and thought: 'It looks like there is still a long way to go before Mango training is completed. 'he

Zhao Yao on the other side lay down on the sofa looking forward to his dinner after dinner. Today is a good day for settlement at the end of the month.