Am I God

Chapter 271: mud and soap

In the end, Zhao Xue was still confused and depressed and went back. Zhao Yao covered his face and shouted in his heart: "Damn, it seems that the more you talk about it, the worse it gets."

At this moment, Yuanyuan, Matcha, and briquettes ran over excitedly, and together they dragged a struggling yellow raccoon cat.

Speaking of which, Zhao Yao finally released Yuanyuan after more than a week, but the lion head in the dimensional stomach is still looking forward to the next meeting of the two parties.

The reason why Yuanyuan, Matcha, and briquettes came with a cat now is also related to Zhao Yao's orders.

Because when he was training Zhao Xue here, he ordered the three super cats to go to his community to find out if there was an Elvis, and if there was one, they would be caught.

After all, the base of Jianghai University has been abandoned by Zhao Yao, so if you want to participate in the Elvis Contest, you must change to Elvis Dangdang in a different community. Zhao Yao immediately thought of his own community.

I saw Yuanyuan, matcha, and briquettes threw the yellow raccoon cat to the ground.

This yellow civet cat looks young, probably not even a year old. After being tied up, it rolled around on the ground with a look of grievance and sadness.

"Ah~ let me go!"

"Woooooo~ don't eat me~ I never lick my hair, my body stinks!"

"Woooooooo~~ Mom~~"

Seeing such a small super cat, Zhao Yao twitched the corners of his mouth, looked at Matcha and asked, "This guy is the Elvis of this community."

Matcha nodded and said, "That's him. There is only one super cat in our community. We beat him casually and caught him."

"Meow~~" the little yellow raccoon cried and said, "Why do you hit the cat! I slept well in the nest, but as soon as you rushed in, you hit me again! Bit me again! How are you?"

"Huh?" Hearing Xiao Huangli's cry, Zhao Yao glanced at the three super cats.

Matcha and Yuanyuan immediately said:

"It's not me, it's all round."

"It's not me, it's all matcha."

Zhao Yao pouted: "It's alright, let's go home."

The three super cats immediately ran to the corridor in despair, and Matcha suddenly turned around and shouted, "Don't forget the red envelope!"

Zhao Yao waved his hand and said, "I'll send it to you in a while."

The three super cats cheered and ran away.

Zhao Yao reminded later: "Don't forget to wipe your feet when you go back, and eat dinner before playing games."

Matcha shouted impatiently in the distance: "Got it!"

Seeing the three cats disappearing quickly, Zhao Yao shook his head, lowered his body and hugged the little yellow raccoon, loosened the other side, and then touched his head while comforting: "It's alright, it's alright, no one will eat you, ha, Come, do you want some meat?"

As he said that, he took out a small sausage from his arms and put it in front of the little yellow raccoon. Although the latter stopped screaming, he still looked at him with a wary expression.

Although he looked at the sausage with longing, he never dared to eat it.

Zhao Yao knew that this kitten might still retain the wildness of a stray cat, so he was not in a hurry. He just touched the other's head like this, and his body released the effect of the soundless domain, massaging the other's body little by little.

Finally, more than half an hour later, the little yellow raccoon's body gradually made a grunting sound, tentatively licked the sausage, and then quickly ate it, looking at his gobbling way, as if he was afraid that the sausage would disappear at any time.

While touching each other, Zhao Yao reassured: "Don't worry, eat slowly, don't choke."

After eating the sausage, the little yellow raccoon kissed Zhao Yao affectionately, Zhao Yao smiled and said, "You are the Elvis of this community, right? What are your abilities?"

"My ability is very powerful!" Xiao Huangli's voice sounded childish, like a little boy who just entered kindergarten.

I saw that he jumped off Zhao Yao's knee, his **** was slightly tilted, his body swayed, and he was using all his strength.

"Uh-huh…"

"Oh? Still need to charge?" Zhao Yao curiously looked at the little yellow raccoon holding his breath and exerting his strength, and thought to himself: "Is it some kind of powerful ability? Because of the need to charge, so I was beaten down by Matcha and the others before it could be used. ?"

Just when Zhao Yao was thinking about it, the little yellow raccoon walked to the side with a light thud, and at the place where he had stored up his energy, a yellow-brown thing fell on the ground, emitting a Centripetal stench.

Zhao Yao looked at the things on the ground with a speechless expression.

"Is this shit?"

"It looks like shit, doesn't it?"

The little yellow raccoon said excitedly: "This is my ability!"

Zhao Yao touched his chin and said in a thoughtful tone: "Actually, we all know **** about shit. It shouldn't be a very special ability, right?"

"It's different!" the little yellow raccoon shouted, "my **** is poisonous!"

Zhao Yao looked at the stuff that gave off a strong stench, and had to admit that the other party was right, but he couldn't help but scolded: "Who would eat this stuff? There are poisons in this stuff. What useless? Who would be poisoned after eating this?"

Confirming that the ability of the little yellow civet cat is relatively useless, Zhao Yao began to tell the other party about the Elvis Contest.

However, Xiao Huangli knew about this. Hearing that, he immediately shook his head and said, "I hate fighting and killing the most. I plan to abstain from this match."

"Don't abstain, did you see that orange cat just now? If the notice of the Elvis Presley Tournament comes, come over and tell us that the orange cat will take your place."

"Oh, by the way, you still don't know where my family lives."

So next, Zhao Yao took the little yellow civet cat back home, recognized the door, and then fed the other party a cat meal.

The little yellow raccoon, who had never eaten cat food, ate it with relish and devoured it.

Zhao Yao looked at the eating kitten, touched the other's head, and said, "Well, after thinking about the other's ability, I will call you Huang Niba. Huang Niba, if you are hungry in the future, you will have nothing to eat. , you can come here at night.

Also, don't forget to come and let us know if the announcement of the Elvis Presley comes. "

Crashing... Huang Niba cried out in his heart as he ate, "Well, I see, I know."

After sending Huang Niba away, Zhao Yao stretched and yawned: "I'm exhausted, take a bath and get ready to sleep. UU reading www.uukanshu.com"

So he then took a change of clothes and walked to the bathroom.

But when he walked into the bathroom, he found Bai Quan washing his hands on the sink.

But after all, they were all men. Zhao Yao didn't think much about it. He took off his clothes and said, "Bai Quan, do you want to use the bathroom? Take a shower without me."

"I don't need it, boss, you've washed it."

Zhao Yao nodded, and when he heard the figure of the other party with the faucet closed, he dragged his shirt and said, "Then help me close the door when you leave."

"OK."

Just after Zhao Yao took off his coat, he suddenly heard a thud, and a piece of soap slipped to his feet.

Then there was a slam, the door of the bathroom was closed, and then Bai Quan's voice came to mind in the room: "Boss, can you help me pick up the soap?"

Zhao Yao's eyes suddenly became serious.

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