Am I God

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Zhao Yao then opened a small can, took out a few small green biscuits and said, "These are catnip biscuits, using tuna and catnip..."

At the first moment of seeing the biscuits, Uncle Dan widened his eyes and smelled wildly at the biscuits in Zhao Yao's hand.

"Tuna with catnip? There is still such an operation?" Danbo tried to lick it, and immediately turned to the ground and rolled continuously: "Amazing! It's amazing! It has both the seafood smell of tuna and the The pungent smell of catnip, the appeal of seafood and plants are perfectly combined!”

Saying that, Eggman stood up again, and swallowed the small biscuits in a few bites: "It's so delicious, I feel like tuna eating catnip is beating in my mouth, and every pore on my body is throbbing. It all exploded."

You can get 60 experience points.

Zhao Yao smiled, opened another can, took out pieces of brown lumps and said: "This is cat chewing gum, using three kinds of seafood, plus linseed oil, and finally mixed with natural peppermint oil. , it is the best of catnip food.”

Eggman directly grabbed a large amount of chewing gum and stuffed it into his mouth. After a while, his eyes seemed to shoot golden light.

"Uncle Egg, can you taste which three kinds of seafood it is?"

Uncle Dan's eyes flashed with gold, "It's fish, I feel it, it's salmon, tuna and cod. They are waving catnip and dancing in my mouth!" All seem to have hallucinations under the influence of catnip: "I seem to see a lot of fish dancing around me."

You can get 90 experience points.

Zhao Yao used his last trump card, took out a lollipop-shaped thing and slowly put it in front of Uncle Dan.

Almost as soon as the lollipop appeared, Uncle Dan's body froze, and his eyes stared at the lollipop in Zhao Yao's hand and said, "This...this is..."

"This is an excellent catnip lollipop made with Mutianli as the stick and catnip as the ball."

Danbo excitedly looked at the lollipop in front of him, walked up step by step, and hugged the lollipop with both claws: "It is so rude to combine catnip and Mutianli together."

He licked and shouted: "It's such a simple and rude method, but it perfectly brings out the characteristics of Mutianli and catnip. Every time you lick the smell of catnip, you inhale the strong smell of Mutianli. The irritating odor, I felt as if my body was being swept by electric currents."

"good to eat!"

“It was so delicious!”

"Why is there such a delicious lollipop in the world!"

You can get 100 experience points.

Zhao Yao opened his mouth and received the experience points with a smile.

Suddenly his ears twitched, and he turned his head to look at the position of the container door behind him. Several super cats, such as planes, meat buns, sausages, and Caesars, were already crowded at the door, their eyes shining brightly at the container. jars of catnip food.

Zhao Yao smiled and said, "Come in and eat whatever you want."

The cat outside the door immediately ran in with bright eyes. The plane was the first to grab a package of catnip biscuits and stuffed its entire head into the box.

Caesar took a bottle of catnip powder and walked aside. After taking a few sips, he collapsed to the ground. Then the whole cat rolled his eyes and kept kicking his chin with his hind legs, like a **** of dance.

As one super cat joined the ranks of sucking grass, the whole scene became a dance of demons.

Danbo, who was licking the catnip lollipop, suddenly froze, fell to the ground and fainted.

Meat Bun, who was eating catnip chewing gum, exclaimed: "Not good! Dangbo **** catnip too HIGH, he fainted!"

"Get out of the way! Get out of the way!" In the crowd of cats, the lion head squeezed in and rode on Uncle Dan's body, raising the cat's claws at Uncle Dan's head and slamming it from left to right.

After a while, Danbo woke up faintly, and the super cats around were shouting.

"Uncle Egg is awake!"

"Dan, you sucked too much and almost left."

"Fortunately, Sister Lion saved you!"

"Yeah, Eggman, don't smoke so much in the future."

Seeing Uncle Dan's dazed look, the lion head approached Uncle Dan's ear and shouted, "Uncle Dan! You have a good rest!"

Uncle Dan nodded in confusion and said, "Oh, it's okay, let me rest and take it slow."

"Anyway, Uncle Egg doesn't smoke anymore, just give me this lollipop." The plane lifted his head from the cookie box and looked excitedly at the lollipop full of Uncle Egg's saliva.

Tang Bo immediately straightened his tail when he heard the words, and swung his paws toward the lion's head: "Quick! Quickly help me up, I can still suck!"

The spiral light and shadow flashed in the void, and the briquettes appeared in the container with a stern face.

"Ah? It's the Black Knight!"

"Is he here to **** catnip too?"

However, the briquettes simply ignored the super cats around, walked up directly, grabbed a bag of catnip biscuits and ate them wildly, while eating, he said bitterly in his heart: "My! its mine!"

The smoking scene in the container is lively and lively, but not all super cats like catnip, such as Ares, Ekaterina, Diana, they have no feeling for catnip.

Some cats have stronger willpower, like Garfield, whose nose is constantly twitching, but his feet still stand in front of the computer as if rooted, his eyes staring at the screen, but he just doesn't **** the catnip.

"Well, from today onwards this container is considered a catnip room." Zhao Yao was delighted when he saw the completed task. At this moment, the BOOK got 100*2 experience points and became BOOK: Lv4 (3848/5000) . I didn't write about the container before, you wrote the little pad yourself. . .

"Okay, keep up the good work!"

So next, Zhao Yao continued to communicate with the super cats in the dimensional stomach, trying to improve their happiness while also brushing up a wave of experience.

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"Aris, are you happy?"

"It's too dark in the delusional village, can you arrange a light source?"

So Zhao Yao ordered a sun-shaped energy-saving night light on Taobao, plugged it into the mobile power supply, and put it into a weightless state, making the entire dimensional stomach shrouded in a faint halo.

Cats have night vision ability, and this faint light like moonlight is enough for them.

EXP+50*2

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"Lion Head~www.wuxiaspot.com~Are you happy now?"

"Unhappy, where's the little fat man who confessed to me? Where did he go?"

"Oh, you said Yuanyuan? It's too simple."

Five minutes later, Yuanyuan appeared in the dimensional stomach with a blank face, looked at the lion head in front of him and said, "Huh? Dimensional stomach?"

He laughed: "Impossible, Zhao Yao loves me so much now, how could it be possible to send me to the dimensional stomach again, I must be dreaming."

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I missed watching it last week, thank you for the 50,000 starting point reward of 'Peige Dashang'.

Also, I originally wanted to add more updates today, but as soon as I came back, I saw that Elizabeth had loose stools and pooped on her butt. The hair was still so long, and it took a long time to shave it. Please recommend and subscribe.