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Since he was caught once by Ling Feng, Sasuke Sarutobi has confessed to him. Anyone in Konoha Village can be offended, but there is one person who cannot be offended. This person is Uchiha Lingfeng.

Sarutobi Hizan also asked his father why, only to see his father look melancholy and say to him earnestly: "Since Madara became Hokage, everything in the Uchiha family is good, but they are all Brother Kong! So you can provoke anyone, but you can't provoke Lingfeng. Because that person is not only careful, but also very good at holding grudges. If you provoke him, you may provoke Quannai, and if you provoke Quannai, you may provoke Quannai. Madara, if you provoke Madara, you may provoke Hashima. So you must not provoke him, run as far as you see him."

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The first update has been completed, and there is another update tonight. As for someone who said that three shifts are required, I can only say that the limit of human beings is two shifts a day!

Chapter 50 A bag of rice resists several floors

"Why am I here? Can't I be here?" Uchiha Lingfeng looked at the trembling two, and the smile on his face gradually became "gentle".

"How did I tell you at the meeting? How did you promise me?" Ling Feng slowly exuded a little chakra, oppressing the two of them.

The reason why Uchiha Lingfeng exudes a little but not all chakra is that he is afraid that his chakra will leave a psychological shadow on the two.

Children like Sarutobi Hizan and Shimura Danzo can clean up gently, they don't need to clean up too hard.

If you clean up too harshly, firstly, it will leave others with bullying, secondly, people will not have a good impression of the Uchiha family, and thirdly, if they are known, they may use the ultimate weapon - he just a kid.

"It was Rijian who dragged me here! Lord Lingfeng, you will definitely give me a clean look."

This time, Shimura Danzo was smart, and without hesitation, he threw all the pots to Hizen Sarutobi next to him.

"you,…"

Hearing his friends throwing the pot, Sarutobi Hiizhan almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

As the saying goes, hunting geese all day long will be pecked blind. He has always been tricked by Tuanzang, but he didn't expect to be tricked by Tuanzang today.

"What are you, didn't you drag me here?" Danzo said aloud as he looked at Ri Zhan next to him.

Although Hiizan Sarutobi took Danzo with him when he was peeping before, this time he really didn't take Danzo there. If it were him, he would definitely not come to this place that has already been discovered. , but find another one.

However, in view of Ri Zhan's previous behavior of dumping the pot, Ling Feng still felt that he brought Danzang to peep, and it could be said that the next Ri Zhan jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't wash it out.

"Have you finished dumping the pot?"

Looking at the two people who were constantly arguing, Ling Feng said lightly with his arms in front of his chest.

"What's wrong?"

Hearing Ling Feng's words, the two who were still arguing suddenly became quiet, waiting for Ling Feng's actions.

"How many floors does a bag of rice hold?"

Ling Feng opened his own writing wheel, and looked at the two people who were still confused.

After that, Ling Feng's fist became as fast as a shooting star. Before the two of them could react, their fists had already hit their heads.

"it hurts!"

The two felt the pain from their heads, and squatted down with their heads covered.

Looking at the actions of the two, Uchiha Lingfeng was in a good mood now. He took out his mobile phone and quickly took a photo and sent it to the chat group before the two had recovered.

Uchiha: @波风, I have already cleaned up Danzo, and I also bought one for one, and I have also cleaned up for you.

"I'll let you go this time, and don't let me catch you next time."

Ling Feng put the phone back in his pocket, looked at the two and said.

"Yes!"

Listening to Ling Feng's words, the two of them didn't even dare to lift their heads and said loudly.

"Then I'll go first."

Looking at the obedient two, Ling Feng felt that his mood was much better.

Sure enough, staying in the laboratory all the time will make things go wrong. When I come out and beat the children, I feel much better.

Afterwards, Ling Fengbian hummed an unknown ditty and slowly disappeared from the sight of Ri Zhan and Danzo.

"Shimura Danzo!"

After Ri Zhan waited for Ling Feng to leave, his eyes were fixed on Danzo beside him.

Let's go first. He was very unhappy with Danzang's behavior of dumping the blame on himself just now. One of them was that he dumped the blame on others. When did he get dumped?

For a while, the more you think, the more angry you become, and the more you take a step back, the more you lose.

"Sarutobi Hidden Slash!"

Looking at Hizan next to him, Danzo also widened his eyes and looked at him without fear.

He had been bullied by Rijian before, but now that he has finally turned over as a serf and sang, he still wants to suppress himself? Can this be tolerated?

So the two who were still good friends suddenly scuffled together.

Ling Feng just walked out of the sight of the two of them, and then quietly hid in a tree to recognize the observer Rijian and Tuanzang, and then saw the two of them scuffled together, Ling Feng couldn't help laughing out loud, and then watched After a while, he walked towards his room.

The reason why he didn't use the Flying Thunder God technique was because he had been in the laboratory for a long time and wanted to see the scenery outside.

'Little devil, you are bored now! Are you watching these two kids fight? ’

Looking at Ling Feng's movements, Jiuwei couldn't help feeling a little speechless.

'What's boring? I am obviously adjusting my mood! ’

Hearing Jiuwei's words, Ling Feng immediately defended himself.

Is he Uchiha Lingfeng such a vulgar person? Would you be happy watching kids fight?

Yes, he is so vulgar.

'Then when are you going to do business? ’

Jiuwei listened to Ling Feng's defense, and Jiuwei covered his face helplessly. How did he blindly see Ling Feng and agree to lend half of his power to Ling Feng?

Kyuubi felt that if he could go back to the past, he would definitely tell his former self, not to listen to any words of this Uchiha Lingfeng, and not to believe his rhetoric.

'You're doing it, you're doing it, don't rush it! After a few days when my kaleidoscope is turned on, I will be able to do business. ’

Ling Feng really didn't lie to Jiuwei about this.

He had thought about what Madara said to himself when he was cultivating Sharinyan in the laboratory.

As someone who grew up under the protection of Madara and Quanna since childhood, when Ling Feng heard the disappointment in Madara's mouth, Ling Feng knew what his decision was.

'real? you won't lie to me? ’

As a nine-tailed who has not been locked in madness, it is still very concerned about the peace that the Six Path Immortals said.

‘When did your brother Lingfeng lie to you? ’

Uchiha Lingfeng returned home, smiled and communicated with the nine tails in his body, lying on the bed and took out his mobile phone.

Wave Wind: Brother Ori, here it is! Although I can't beat Danzo in my world, you can beat Danzo in your world!

Uchiha Lingfeng saw Bofeng Lingfeng's answer and knew that he had seen the picture he just sent.

Uchiha: It’s okay, it’s a trivial matter. If you still want to beat Danzo and Hizan in the future, just call me, I can beat them at will.

Wave wind: As expected of me, speaking is domineering.

Samurai: Well, guys, I have something to say.

At this time, the samurai who had not spoken for a long time also spoke up.

Since the samurai received other Lingfeng's memories last time, he not only recovered his own memories, but also changed the way he spoke, and he was no longer so middle-of-the-road.

Uchiha: What's the matter?

Wave: What's the matter?

Chisato: What's the matter?

Saiyan: What's the matter?

Ito: What's the matter?

Ling Fengmiao: What's the matter?

Bigu: What's the matter?

The other diving Ling Feng saw that the taciturn warriors were talking, and they also typed and asked.

Samurai: That, is...

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Chapter 51 Kaleidoscope

Samurai: I opened the kaleidoscope!

Chisato: What?

Uchiha: What?

Wave wind: what?

Zhong Lingfeng was surprised when they saw the words typed by the warrior Lingfeng.

They were still arguing about the kaleidoscope in the group for a long time.

Originally, they thought it would be the three Ling Feng from Naruto World who opened the writing wheel first, if not the three of them, it should be Ling Feng Miao who opened it.

After all, the three of Hokage have world bonuses, while Ling Fengmiao is in a funny world, and they won't be surprised if anything happens.

If Ling Fengmiao came over one day and told the people in the group that he was driving Gundam, the other Ling Feng would not be surprised, but would say "Basic, don't 6."

This is what other Ling Feng thinks of Ling Fengmiao.

And now you tell me that it was Lingfeng, the most silent warrior in the crowd who opened the Sharotunyan, which shocked the other Lingfeng.

I didn't expect that your kid usually doesn't look like a mountain, but now there is a big news.

Bigu: Tell me, how did you turn it on? What is the power of the kaleidoscope?

Looking at Bigu Lingfeng's question, the warrior Lingfeng thought for a while, and then slowly told the group how he opened the kaleidoscope.

It turned out that the warrior Lingfeng was wandering in his world, and then met a monster eating people.

Since the warrior Lingfeng retrieved his memory, he couldn't ignore it when he saw this happened in front of his eyes.

So the warrior Lingfeng directly drew his knife and cut off the monster's head, but he didn't expect that the monster would activate a skill before he died, dragging himself into the memory of the monster.

Uchiha: No, don't you have a Shaker, how could you still be dragged into your memory by that monster?

Samurai Lingfeng looked at Uchiha Lingfeng's words, and couldn't help blushing a little, and hurriedly typed.

Samurai: Well, I thought I was invincible in my world, so I wasn't too cautious and was accidentally dragged into my memory by that monster.

Wave Wind: Look, this is your fault. I didn't expect that after you lost your memory, you completely forgot the essence of our Lingfeng! Brothers, tell him loudly, what is the essence of our Lingfeng? Why are you still alive?

Qianshou: There is only one word, 'gou'.

Uchiha: For example, I know that I have traveled to the Naruto world, and I haven't learned much about other attack ninjutsu, but I am very good at the two ninjutsus, the avatar and the instant ninjutsu.

Wave wind: Yes, before we are invincible in the world, we must understand the word gou. That's why I went to Minato to learn Fei Lei Shen, and I didn't even learn his spiral pills.

Qianshou: Shit, you obviously wanted to learn Spiral Pills after learning Fei Lei Shen, and then there was a chat group. After you realized that you can improve yourself without studying, you are too lazy to learn Spiral Pills.

Qianshou Lingfeng looked at Bofeng Lingfeng who was talking rhetorically, and immediately dismantled the platform and said.

Wave wind: You have the nerve to talk about me? Aren't you like this too? When you first joined the group, you said you were looking for Hashima to learn the immortal mode, and after receiving my Flying Thunder God, didn't you also become a salted fish?

Uchiha Lingfeng looked at the two who were arguing and smiled helplessly.

At this time, he also discovered the problem. Naturally, after joining the chat group, he still thought about learning life-saving ninjutsu, but now it is slowly extinguished.

Samurai: Stop arguing, do you still want a kaleidoscope? I won't upload it if I don't want it.

Looking at the two people who were getting louder and fiercer, the warrior Lingfeng said directly.

When Qianshou Lingfeng and Bofeng Lingfeng saw this, they also stopped and quietly watched the words of the samurai.

Samurai: Then in the memory of that monster, I saw all kinds of scenes, and those scenes made my scalp tingle, and I just wanted to find a way to get out of there quickly.

I know that the monster is torturing my spirit, and if my spirit is tormented by him, he will take advantage of it and use my body to be reborn.