Alien God System

Old Jiu, it's been a long time since I saw you, you've lost weight again! "

Brother Feng, you're welcome, let's separate in the audience and there is not even a scent. "

Hahaha...

As soon as Yang Feng took the stage, he and Huang Laojiu cuddled each other with fists, and there was an ambiguous dialogue that really amused the audience below.

Yang Feng shrugged helplessly, looked at the audience below, and then looked at Old Nine: Old Nine, do you know why they laugh? "

Of course, laugh at you for talking nonsense. "

No, I'm not talking nonsense, I'm just talking. "

With a slight smile, Yang Feng said to the people below: Everyone in our lives, almost every moment, is talking about this kind of cliché. When they were in the dynasty, the two adults met and held fists. They both said that they hadn't seen each other for a long time. In fact, they went to the kiln together the night before. Why didn't they see each other for a long time? "

Hahaha...

Also, two acquaintances met in the afternoon, the first sentence, have you eaten? Where are you going? Why did you go? It's all nonsense, it's past noon, who hasn't eaten? Where am I going, your shit? Are you still going with me? What did I do just now, have something to do with you again? The most annoying thing is that sometimes there are too many stereotypes, but they can't be changed, and it is very embarrassing to blurt out. Just like yesterday, I ran into an acquaintance, a woman, asking where to go? She said to go to the latrine. I blurted out and said to chant together, and then she slapped me. "

Hahaha...

Everyone burst into laughter at the end of the game, especially when Yang Feng was still touching his cheek intentionally or unintentionally on the stage. It seemed that it was still hurting, and everyone below couldn't help but leaned forward and backward with laughter.

Even the Madam Han on the second floor couldn't stop laughing and covering her mouth.

After taking a deep breath, Yang Feng waited for everyone below to stop laughing, and then continued: Talking about it is really dangerous, and it will be beaten if you say it badly. But we are saying this kind of routine all the time, why? Because our circle is very small, we get up early every morning and we see the same people, who say the same thing and do the same thing. Until one day has passed, the second day is just repeating the life of the first day. Boring? Bored? "

Yeah yeah……"

Indeed..."

Busy nodded, everyone underneath agreed.

and also……"

Immediately afterwards, Yang Feng said again: Dear adults, wealthy businessmen, working hard in the imperial capital all the year round, busy day and night. But the elderly at home, have you ever thought about it? How are they doing now? What will happen at home and need to be taken care of by yourself, are you not worried in your heart? The son said, filial piety is the first thing to do; when your parents are here, you will not travel far. Everyone serves the country, but can’t loyalty and filial piety really have both? How many people have not been around because their parents have passed away, and have not even seen the last side. It has become a lifelong regret. "

Ugh!

After a long sigh, many people felt the same and murmured: I wanted to bring my father and mother to the Imperial Capital, but they just guarded the old house at home and didn't want to come. "

Who said no? Someone must guard the property in the family. "

They have been in their hometown all their lives and are unwilling to leave the nest. Don't we have to retaliate and return home? it's the same. It's just that now thousands of miles apart, the court's vacation is too short to go back and visit. "

...

Everyone knew everything about it, and felt deeply for a while.

Yang Feng spotted the business opportunity, his eyes flashed sharply, and he said immediately: The worries in the hearts of all adults are the responsibility of my Yang family business. In order to completely relieve the worries of the adults, our Yang Family Commercial Bank has invested a huge amount of money and hired super masters. After five years of research, we have jointly developed this cross-age product, the twelve top-level artifacts, and the treasure of a thousand miles. Please have a look! "

Yang Feng waved his hand abruptly, and a graceful lady of etiquette came up with a plate covered with red cloth and smiled.

When everyone saw this, they all looked at the past, with strangeness on their faces.

The twelfth-rank top magic weapon, a treasure of a thousand miles of fate, what is it? Never heard of it before.

Huh!

At this time, Huang Laojiu lifted the red cloth directly, revealing the true face of Mount Lu inside, which was actually a mysterious crystal the size of a face plate with weird colors.

Everyone was puzzled and asked: Boss Yang, is your twelfth-rank top magic weapon just such an ordinary profound crystal? "

Ordinary Xuanjing? "

Raising his brows, Yang Feng couldn't help laughing and saying: Then just look at this Xuan Jingpu not ordinary, ha ha ha. "

Ding!

With that, Yang Feng lightly pressed on the profound crystal.

Suddenly, a tall phantom suddenly appeared in the sky above Xuan Jing, with a pair of surprised eyes fluttering behind him, struggling to stretch his neck.

this is……

The pupils couldn't stop shrinking, and everyone present was stunned.

No way, clairvoyance?

Ignoring their falling eyeballs, Yang Feng waved to the figure inside and said: Hey, strong, can you see the situation in our main venue? "

Yes, you can see it very clearly. Brother Feng, can you also see the scene of our Feilong Lane branch? Customers here are all waiting for our new product release. "

Of course, you ask them to wait a little longer, and after a while, we will release the goods on time. "

With a grin at the corner of his mouth, Yang Feng turned to the people present again and said proudly: Everyone sees it, this is the main function of our Thousand Miles Karma Treasure. You can contact the people you want to meet and call at any time, anywhere . In this way, our life circle will be completely expanded. You will no longer only see a fixed group of people every day, but will see all the people you want to see. No matter where he is, your life will be more colorful than before. "

I don’t need to be caught in the dilemma of being loyal to the country but not being able to return home. As long as we have the treasure of a thousand miles of karma in hand. The elderly at home can meet with you from time to time. If you have anything, you can know the first time and deal with it immediately. Even when the old man is dead, you can still take a look at the old man at the end, so as not to regret for life. As for lovers, they can talk to each other anytime and anywhere, and no longer have to endure the suffering of lovesickness. "

In short, the treasure of a thousand miles of fate, let your destined people meet in a thousand miles, you are worth having! "

Huh!

Yang Feng pointed at everyone present, with a confident expression on his face.

Two words are burning in the eyes, buy it!

But everyone present was completely stunned, including the emperor, even if he had seen countless rare treasures in his life, he never expected that the Yang family would come up with such a weird magic weapon to attack the market and make him one of them. My heart couldn't help being restless.

But how did they know that this kind of Thousand Miles Transmission Crystal had already existed in the Dark Soul Sect of the Ghost King, but at the speed of the Ghost King's refining, there was no way to mass produce it.

But Yang Feng is different. His enchanting efficiency is so high that he can produce a large number of magical instruments in minutes. It is truly an industrial revolution and epoch-making strength.

It can be said that in this low-end plane, only Yang Feng has this kind of black technology, which can popularize these high-end magical instruments, but no one else can do it. This is the Yang family in this market. Unmatched advantage...