After the Doomsday Rebirth, My Whole Family is Big Brother

Chapter 131, Absolutely Impossible Series

"Absolutely impossible! When the zombies saw us, they had to rush over to eat us immediately. They only need to open their mouths to reveal their secrets. How could they not be discovered?"

Bai Anhai shook his head with a sure face.

Zombies are bloodthirsty monsters. Even if they have human thoughts, their hearts must also yearn for flesh and blood.

How could he resist the bloodthirsty urge in his heart.

"How is it impossible!" Bai Yifan was slightly dissatisfied, "What if there are zombies among the people we meet, but we see that they look like humans, so we didn't notice, or didn't think about that at all!"

Bai Yifan has read too many novels, and his brain is very big.

It is easy to accept new things, the thinking is more active, and the brain is wide open.

"I said impossible is impossible. How could there be zombies talking to us like normal people? We are not fools, how could we not find out!"

Bai Anhai still couldn't accept Bai Yifan's wild imagination.

"What if!" Bai Yifan raised his eyebrows, "We met so many people on the road, what if someone is a zombie and we didn't find it!"

"Absolutely impossible. There may be zombies that look like humans in this world, but it's impossible to chat with us without being discovered." Bai Anhai still didn't believe it.

The world is a good place.

Zombies are stupid.

As a gold medal lawyer, Bai Anhai learned the core values ​​of materialism.

It is difficult for him to accept the existence of zombies.

Let him believe that zombies with the appearance of human IQ are very rare in this world.

And let him accept that he may have come into contact with high-level zombies, this, no, yes, yes!

He clings tightly to his own laws and regulations, and will not let go.

This is his last stubbornness as a golden lawyer.

"I think what An Hai said is right. How could such a powerful zombie leader talk to us without being discovered? That kind of zombie leader must be very rare, and it is impossible for our family to meet by such a coincidence."

People's teacher Bai Zhengxuan analyzed calmly.

He believes that there are zombie leaders like humans in the world, but he doesn't believe that the zombie leaders are by his side.

He can believe in unscientific things like zombies, but if he doesn't believe it, he can't tell the difference between zombies and humans at all.

"Father, grandpa, I'm talking about possibility. Maybe we have really met a zombie leader, but the zombie leader looks like a human, and behaves like a human, we just didn't see it." Bai Yi Fan Dao, "The zombie leader has human IQ and memory, maybe the zombie leader still considers us friends!"

"Tch, I don't believe it!"

Gold medal lawyer Bai Anhai snorted coldly.

"I don't believe it either."

The people's teacher Bai Zhengxuan waved his hand.

Seeing his father and grandfather's expression of disbelief, Bai Yifan also got excited.

"What if! What if the person we met before has such a zombie leader!" Bai Yifan was still not angry.

"No chance!"

Bai Anhai and Bai Zhengxuan rolled their eyes at the same time.

They are not stupid, even if the zombie leader is the same as a human, there must be other abnormalities.

The zombie boss stood in front of him, even if he was blind in one eye, he could still see it!

It is absolutely impossible for the zombie leader to be by his side!

"How can it be impossible? We met so many people on the road, the couple surnamed Fan, Uncle Wang, Uncle Liu, and the eldest sister's classmate Zhang Yiming..." Bai Yifan curled his lips, "One of them must be the leader of the zombie!"

"Oh, that's impossible!" Bai Anhai raised his eyebrows, "If one of them is the leader of the zombies, you will be my father and I will be your son!"

"Absolutely impossible. If they are zombie leaders, I will be your grandson and you will be my grandfather!"

Bai Zhengxuan rolled his eyes and patted his thigh.

Bai Yifan: ...

Why are you working so hard!

He was just talking casually.

He is just guessing, not necessarily true.

Leng Yebai silently glanced at Bai Yifan, then at Bai Anhai and Bai Zhengxuan.

Once, there was an opportunity for Bai Yifan to advance his seniority before Bai Yifan's eyes.

Bai Yifan didn't notice.

Others didn't find out either.

Leng Yebai rubbed his fingers slightly, only he knew this secret, how difficult it was for him!

When he knew that Zhang Yiming was the leader of the zombies, he didn't think there was anything difficult about keeping this secret.

Now, he really wants to know the expressions of Bai Anhai and Bai Zhengxuan after the Bai family members know the truth.

But... Intuition tells Leng Yebai that it is good to keep silent at this moment.

The family status of the Bai family is still obvious.

When there were no fairies to participate in the ranking, Bai Zhengxuan was first and Bai Anhai was second.

At this time, I can't save the face of the two of them.

Leng Yebai could still see the situation clearly.

"It's tiring to listen to your nonsense! Get up and cook! I'll eat braised pork!"

Bai Anhai yawned, took out the unabsorbed crystal nucleus from his pocket, and started to absorb it again.

Men should be so diligent, only in this way can they protect their families.

... Although he tried his best to absorb the crystal nucleus, he couldn't even beat any fairy in his family.

There are still dreams.

"I don't have a lot of imagination, what if what I said is true!" Bai Yifan muttered, "Actually, I think zombie bosses are cool! At least you don't have to be afraid of being bitten by zombies, and you can control many, many zombies , maybe you can live forever!"

"I think you are a zombie!" Bai Zhengxuan rolled his eyes.

This child is hopeless, he is a second grader every day, and there are so many messy things in his head.

It's also fortunate that the end of the world is here, otherwise a child like Bai Yifan would definitely join the beggar gang after entering society, or be passed on or sold.

"Grandpa, you're still a teacher! You don't have much imagination at all!" Bai Yifan shook his head slightly, stood in the kitchen and stretched out his head, "You can imagine, what if the gentle brother Zhang Yiming is the leader of the zombies?" !"

"It's you big-headed ghost!"

Bai Zhengxuan rolled his eyes again.

That kid looked like a top student at first glance, how could a top student be a zombie!

If Xueba is a zombie, he will eat the bus!

There was a click.

Leng Yebai broke off a corner of the table placed in the living room.

Everyone looked at Leng Yebai in unison, Leng Yebai held a piece of wood in his slender fingers, the wood was broken off from the table.

This table is made of pear blossom wood, which cost Bai Anhai a year in prison.

Leng Yebai put the corner of the table aside in embarrassment, and turned to look elsewhere.

That is, he himself is here.

If Zhang Yiming is also sitting here, Zhang Yiming can eat the table in embarrassment!

Bai Anhai glanced at the table that was missing a corner, and said with a serious face, "Do you know how many people I entrusted to buy this table?"

"One week, I will do housework for you." Leng Yebai calmly clapped the sawdust in his hand.

"This is the best pear blossom wood. From picking the wood to making it, I have spent a lot of effort on every step." Bai Anhai still had a serious expression on his face.

"One month." Leng Yebai said.

"Oh, it's a pity, there is no such thing as a table made of pear blossom wood in this world." Bai Anhai sighed softly.

"Half a year." Leng Yebai said with a cold face, "If it doesn't work, forget it."

Just beat me up.

"make a deal!"

Bai Anhai nodded quickly, held the crystal nucleus and continued to absorb it.

He doesn't hear anything outside the window, and only cares about improving his abilities.

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