After Graduation, I Fooled My Classmates Into Being A Summer Mercenaries

Chapter 33, Are you here to shit? !

The Nico militants who had longed for Yuan Hua in the first place immediately said to Yuan Hua without reservation: "It's different from you, the horror is the eldest brother, we are not doing well, so we will guard here. A mother and daughter."

Turning his eyes slightly, Yuan Hua immediately thought that this was a good opportunity to inquire about the news.

So he asked sideways about the situation in the villa.

Those four militants didn't think much about it, they thought this was an ordinary conversation.

So he told Yuan Hua all the news he knew.

After sorting out, Yuan Hua learned: There are 8 people in this group of terrorists, 4 of them are outside the door, and 4 of them are in the villa, and there is no secret whistle.

The horror in the villa are all concentrated in the living room on the first floor. Li Yangyang and her mother are locked in their respective rooms on the second floor, and the back door of the villa is also equipped with an alarm. …

After clarifying these news, Yuan Hua felt that it was necessary to leave them to Lu Xuan.

So Yuan pretended to organize his handbag, took the opportunity to find paper and pen, and wrote all the news on the slip.

Afterwards, he secretly threw the note at the root of the wall.

The route and others observed from upstairs noticed Yuan Hua's move.

After leaving all the information in place, the next thing to do is to distract these horrible elements.

"It's fun to chat with you." Yuan Hua said with his eyes bent, showing a smile: "But now I have a stomachache and want to poop, can you find me a toilet?"

After Yuan Hua finished speaking, he took out a box of Huazi from his trouser pocket, lifted it up and shook it in front of the four Nicos, and smiled: "You need good cigarettes for shit. I have a box of Huazi from the Dragon Kingdom here. Ziyan, do you want one to smoke without coughing!"

After seeing Hua Zi in Yuan Hua's hand, the four Nicos stared round and round as if a fly had seen blood.

They know the famous Longguohuazi smoke.

In their poor country, Longguo’s Huazi Cigarette is very rare.

A box of Huazi Cigarettes can exchange half a boat of fish here!

Under such circumstances, facing Yuan Hua’s invitation to smoke, the four Nico fighters would naturally not refuse.

I saw these Nico fighters, looking at each other, and immediately said enthusiastically:

"Brother, it's easy to say, there is a toilet in front of us, let's go and make a shit together!"

This f*ck, it's the first time in a group to shit!

Although I was so complaining, the result was exactly what Yuan Hua wanted.

Seeing Yuan Hua waved his hand, he said to the brothers, "Let's go, my friends, let's go shit happily!"

After speaking, Yuan Hua, who was holding the handbag, walked with these Nicos to the toilet at the corner in front.

At this moment, Lu Xuan and others who were observing on the second floor of the villa were all amused by Yuan Hua's appearance.

"This Tide Hailing can really pretend to be a ghost!" Dachun smiled with a stomachache.

"It's a pity that he doesn't become a actor with his acting skills!" Chen Zhiyu repeatedly admired.

"The key is that you look at the 4 Nicos, and he was really bluffed by him!" Xiao Jin pointed at the 4 Nicos and said in surprise.

"No way, you are numb if you stomped you, who knows if the horror of Zhongdong in front of you is true or not?"

Lu Xuan looked at Yuan Hua below, and was full of praise for his adaptability.

After laughing, Lu Xuan picked up the gun with a face-changing face, and said to everyone seriously: "Now that the plagiarism Hailing has turned the enemy away for us, we will act now!"

Upon hearing this, Chen Zhiyu and others immediately picked up their guns and said excitedly: "Yes!!!"

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The toilet that the 4 Nico fighters took Yuan Hua to is next to the villa.

It's the kind of "closeness" that people in the villa can hear by shouting a few voices outside.

"Come on, going to the toilet and Huazi Cigarette are a perfect match!"

Yuan Hua imitated the advertising slogan while smoking the four Nico fighters.

And these four Nico fighters could not wait long ago.

"Thank you Master!"

After receiving the cigarettes that Yuan Hua handed over, they put them under their noses and sniffed them vigorously, then lit them and took a sip.

"call--"

After slowly spitting out the smoke, the four Nicos' faces were full of intoxicated expressions.

"The Huaziyan of Longguo has a well-deserved reputation!"

"Good fellow, I can change seven or eight fish with one bite!"

"I really want to smoke such cigarettes forever, it's so cool!!"

"Thank you, Master, for smoking us, thank you!"

The four Nico fighters entered the toilet while smoking cigarettes, unfastened their belts, and squatted together in a row.

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