After Entering a Book, He Just Wants to be a Flower Vase

The soldiers are training, and there is no one in the recruit barracks, but the two rows of beds are clean and tidy, not only the sheets are flat without any wrinkles, even the thin summer quilts are folded with sharp edges and corners. On the tin cabinet next to the wall of the barracks, a row of toothbrushes are facing in one direction, and the slippers below are neatly arranged in a row.

"Wow! This is too neat!" Yi Bailu was equally amazed.

"This kind of dormitory is simply the gospel for obsessive-compulsive disorder." Zhang Xiaoyuan also echoed with a smile.

"Look at the closet!" Lin Chu walked around to the other side of the metal cabinet, "My God, even clothes can be folded into cubes..."

The camera ran over cooperatively and took a close-up of the equally neat wardrobe.

In fact, there are not many things in the barracks, and there is nothing to visit, but the cleanliness is really amazing.

Finally, the instructor announced: "Okay, now go back to the barracks and organize the housekeeping according to this standard."

After finishing speaking, he turned around and left without delay.

After returning to the tent where they stayed temporarily, everyone found that a man and a woman internal affairs instructor were already waiting for them here. After briefly explaining the main points of tidying up the house, and teaching how to fold the quilt into tofu cubes, the housekeeping instructor left the barracks, and the remaining artists tidied up by themselves. After two hours, they would come back to check.

Following the method taught by the teacher, Jiang Dao folded up the newly issued soft quilt, then silently looked at the quilt that was as soft as melting ice cream, and pondered for a long time.

Can something like a quilt really be folded with edges and corners?

Besides, the quilt is so thin, how could it be shaped?

Didn't they really stuff the quilts with steel plates in the recruit barracks?

On the upper bunk, Chu Yinlong stepped on the ladder at the corner of the bed and fell into the same doubt.

Although he seems to be omnipotent in the eyes of outsiders, in fact, he has never folded quilts since he was a child. He was still young in the temple and was taken care of by his seniors; When he was injured while filming, he was specially approved not to participate; usually the quilt at home is spread directly on the bed.

On the other two sides of the bed, the other four people were not much better, only Cheng Zhiyi's quilt was folded into shape. According to him, when he was in military training at the university, their dormitory had always been the first place in the internal affairs evaluation of the whole battalion.

"So powerful?" Jiang Dao blinked at him, and said with a smile, "How about you fold it for me?"

"Ah?" Cheng Zhiyi was surprised, turned his head and glanced at the camera that was facing them, his face full of disbelief, "Are you sure? Let me help you make the quilt?"

Isn't this guy afraid of losing face in front of the audience, being lazy and cheating so blatantly?

Chu Yinlong jumped down from the ladder with the quilt in his arms, and said, "Cheng Zhiyi, how about this, you teach everyone the key points you have mastered. You have to fold the quilt every day, and you can't always fail to learn."

This request is not too much, Cheng Zhiyi nodded, took Chu Yinlong's quilt and spread it out on Jiang Dao's bed, and began to share his quilt folding skills with everyone.

After tossing for more than an hour, the six people in the men's barracks finally folded the quilts roughly into shape.

Of course, the straightness of the corners can't be compared with those quilts that seem to be enchanted in the recruit barracks, but it looks neat at first glance.

After finishing the big project of stacking the quilt, everything else is much simpler, nothing more than cleaning up and putting things in order.

Looking at the sheets that were so flat, everyone was reluctant to sit on the bed, and simply stood at the door of the camp chatting, waiting for the teachers to check.

"I feel like it's been several years since I last made a quilt." Yuwen Feiyang sighed. "A quilt is spread out every day anyway. Is it really necessary to fold it? It's pretty neat on the bed." !"

"I think it's still as tidy as in the barracks, which is more pleasing to the eye." Lin Chu argued, "Although I can't do it, I really admire them."

"In the non-war period, it is a good way to use internal affairs requirements to emphasize military discipline." Jiang Dao stood beside Chu Yinlong, and said with a low laugh, "After all, it is a combat organization. If it becomes a habit, if something happens in the future, It’s not easy to lead the team.”

"Hey, isn't your statement a bit too professional?" Cheng Zhiyi was amazed.

Soon, when the inspection time came, the instructor brought two instructors to the barracks.

Seeing the situation in the room, without saying a word, the internal affairs instructor shook off all the quilts of everyone, and then dropped two simple words: "Overlap."

As a result, this afternoon, everyone was **** in the barracks and folded the quilt over and over again.

Cheng Zhiyi was the first to "pass the audit" in the South Barracks, followed by Chu Yinlong, and then the rest of the people folded the quilts into cubes that could barely be seen, and finally, only Jiang Dao was left. The quilt was shaken off by the teacher and asked to do it all over again.

He wasn't in a hurry, he obediently folded it up once it was torn apart, and there was no sign of impatience on his face.

It's a pity that he doesn't seem to be able to learn this skill at all. No matter how hard he tries, the folded quilt will collapse and have no shape at all.

I repeated it so many times that even the internal affairs teacher couldn't bear it anymore, and began to hesitate in shaking the quilt. Jiang Dao simply stepped forward and lifted the quilt, intending to fold it again.

"Wait a minute." The internal affairs teacher said helplessly, "I'll explain the main points to you again, please pay attention!"

The instructor demonstrated again, and taught the technique of stacking tofu cubes in great detail.

Then Jiang Dao went on the stage, following the steps of the teacher, without missing any details, and earnestly—stacked another piece of collapsed tofu skin.

teacher:…

everyone:  …

The same quilt, the same process, how it can be subdued and turned into a square when it is in the hands of the teacher, but it is so disobedient when it is in the hands of Jiang Dao is really puzzling.

This incident even alarmed the instructor. The instructor came to the male barracks with a straight face. After witnessing this "miracle" with his own eyes, he was helpless.

"Cough, no matter what you think of," the instructor finally compromised, "your daily housekeeping inspections and evaluations will affect your graduation grades, so you can find a way to solve it yourself. Well, we will gather for dinner in fifteen minutes, and you are not allowed to be late. "

After speaking, he left with two internal affairs instructors.

"I said you're really patient." Cheng Zhiyi patted Jiang Dao's shoulder, "If I've been tossed so many times and refused to give it up, I'd probably go crazy...Why are you so calm?"

"It's not bad," Jiang Dao said with a smile, "I had a scene before, and the number of NGs was more than before. It may have been practiced."

I have to say that filming with director Mu is really a test of patience. If it had been when he had just traveled through time, it would be good to just shake his face and leave when he encountered such a situation. If he really couldn't control his temper, he might have fought with the teacher on the spot.

The two of them had just exchanged a few words. Over there, Chu Yinlong picked up Jiang Dao's quilt, silently folded it for him, and put it on the bedside.

Jiang Dao looked back and said with a smile: "Thank you, Mr. Chu, I will hand over the quilt to you from now on."

Yuwen Feiyang is a singer, half an industry away from the film and television industry, so he is not very afraid of Chu Yinlong. Seeing this, he said with a smile: "No wonder Jing Yu likes you two CP, it's too natural for you two?"

Everyone made a few jokes on the topic, and Yi Bailu came again, and everyone simply went to rest outside the camp, and prepared to gather for dinner in the cafeteria.

Fortunately, the program team didn't mess with the dinner.

The place where the instructors took the star class was the real canteen for new recruits, and there was no five-minute meal limit in the legend. They just had to line up to get the meal trays, then go to the window to get food, and sit at the designated seats.

The only requirement that makes artists feel a bit difficult is that no leftovers are allowed.

"Ah? But I don't eat eggplant." Lin Chu frowned and looked at the instructor.

The instructor flipped through the notebook in his hand, and said indifferently: "You all filled out the allergen questionnaire before joining the team, and you didn't write that you were allergic to eggplant."

"I'm not allergic, I just don't eat it." Lin Chu quickly explained.

The instructor said indifferently: "In short, no leftovers are allowed."

"But I—" Lin Chu was a little anxious.

"Then give me your eggplant," Cheng Zhiyi interrupted with a smile, "I love eggplant, so I can exchange it with cauliflower... don't you mind?"

"...Oh, that's fine." Finding a solution, Lin Chu nodded sullenly.

On the other side, Yi Bailu hesitated and said: "Mr. Chu, I can't eat so much rice, can I share some with you? I haven't touched it yet, it's clean!"

Before Chu Yinlong had time to refuse, Zhang Xiaoyuan followed suit: "I can't eat so much rice, can any of you help me share it?"

Sitting next to her, Jiang Qiulin heard the words and said, "Then give me some dial."

Seeing that Zhang Xiaoyuan succeeded, Yi Bailu called softly: "Teacher Chu?"

Chu Yinlong nodded helplessly, "Well, give it to me."

Yi Bailu smiled sweetly, and put half of the rice on Chu Yinlong's dinner plate.

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Dao unceremoniously scooped some rice from Chu Yinlong's plate, and picked up all the scallions in the stewed pork ribs by the way.

Yi Bailu said "ah", "I don't eat green onions either..."

Jiang Dao pretended not to hear anything.

On the first day of entering the barracks, from the end of dinner to the time before the lights were turned off, a training mobilization meeting was arranged.

At the meeting, the instructor sent everyone a training schedule. In the next week, they will train according to the schedule, and mobile phones are not allowed during the training. Arrange an entertaining match between two star classes and recruit fighters.

Looking at the form in his hand, Jiang Qiulin was shocked: "Do you have to run five kilometers every morning?!"

Lin Chu also frowned: "The first four days are all about queues and physical fitness. It's really just military training..."

Cheng Zhiyi sighed exaggeratedly: "It seems that we can only look forward to the daily entertainment competitions."

When the instructor left, Yi Bailu took Zhang Xiaoyuan to the gate of the men's barracks and wandered around, called everyone out, and chatted in the open space between the two tents.

It wasn't until the bathhouse opened at eight o'clock, and everyone returned to the barracks after showering, that Yibailu and Zhang Xiaoyuan stopped.

Seeing the camera leave, Lin Chu heaved a sigh of relief, with an unnatural expression on his face: "Sister Bailu is too enthusiastic, she always runs to our place." He glanced at Chu Yinlong, then quickly looked away.

Yuwen Feiyang was not afraid of anything, and said with a smile, "Teacher Chu is so popular."

Lin Chu was lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone, and when he heard this, he smiled softly.

There were no entertainment programs arranged in the evening, and everyone lived together, so it was not easy for each of them to play with their phones, so they chatted casually.

Seeing that it was late, Jiang Dao took a basin and a toothbrush, went to the newly built outdoor bathroom behind the basketball court to wash up, then returned to the camp, pulled off the quilt and prepared to sleep.

"Hey, are you really willing to take off the quilt?" Cheng Zhiyi was surprised, "Didn't we just say that the folded tofu cubes were reluctant to take off during military training. Anyway, it's summer, and it's not cold to sleep with clothes on, and maybe someday Urgent assembly at night..."

"Believe me, it will be cold at night in the mountains." Jiang Dao looked extremely serious.

It turns out that Jiang Dao was right.

Although it's August, it's really cold in the mountains in the north of China, sleeping with only training short-sleeves on at night. As a last resort, when Cheng Zhiyi woke up from the cold in the middle of the night, he got up again and pulled off the quilt to cover him.

At 6 o'clock the next morning, the wake-up call sounded, and the military training of the uniform star class officially began.

The first training after queuing up is the five-kilometer morning run. There is no set time for completion, until enough runs are made, and this training has to share the playground with the soldiers of the new barracks, and like them, they have to line up and run together.

Lin Chu turned his head and asked Sun Qi who was standing next to him, "Are you also five kilometers away?"

Sun Qi nodded: "Same."

Wu Rui added: "Our female instructor said that the basic training of female soldiers is the same as that of male soldiers, only the intensity of physical training is a little lower, and morning running is not considered physical training at all."

"Quiet!" The instructor said seriously, with his hands behind his back, "No talking from now on. Turn left and run!"

The instructor led the team to the playground, only then did everyone realize that the soldiers had already lined up and started running. Two people lined up very neatly, and their running speed was actually not slow.

In the star class, Chu Yinlong was the tallest and took the lead. According to the instructor's order, he led everyone into the innermost track and started jogging steadily in the morning.

Then, on the third lap, someone couldn't hold on.

"Teacher Chu..." Yi Bailu pinched his waist with one hand, panting, "Can you... run slower?"

Chu Yinlong turned his head to look at her, and slowed down a little.

At this time, another team of recruits passed by from the outer runway, and one of the baby-faced little soldiers whispered encouragement to them: "Come on!"

Immediately, a series of cheering sounds from behind successfully attracted the instructors of the new barracks to shout angrily: "Three classes in a row! Run to the full body and add 20 push-ups!"

Jiang Dao suddenly laughed out loud.

On the sixth lap, the female guests obviously couldn't keep up, including Lin Chu and Yuwen Feiyang, who couldn't hold on. Chu Yinlong had to slow down again to ensure that the team would not be chaotic. As a result, as soon as he ran to the seventh lap, Yi Bailu simply ran two steps and two steps, falling behind the team by more than ten meters.

Chu Yinlong felt that he couldn't slow down any more, and if he slowed down any more, it would be no different from walking fast.

The instructor ran beside the team, and was also aggrieved by the speed. He simply announced: "Next, after each of us has run five kilometers, we will gather at the gate of the playground. When will we be assembled and when will we have breakfast? Now, the team is disbanded!" "

After giving the order, he took the lead and sped out.

Chu Yinlong breathed a sigh of relief, and followed the instructor's footsteps to speed up. Jiang Dao also passed Jiang Qiulin and Cheng Zhiyi in an instant, and followed Chu Yinlong closely.

When the five kilometers were finished, the instructor turned around in amazement, and found that there were still two people closely following him. He was immediately relieved: "Oh, you two are not bad! Chu Yinlong, I have heard of it, and it is indeed you. Well, there are Ejima...what have you acted in?"

This instructor obviously doesn't pay attention to the entertainment industry. "Operation Red Owl" has been online for many days, and there were so many hot searches on Weibo before, but he has no impression of the actors.

The three of them chatted briefly, and soon, Cheng Zhiyi and Jiang Qiulin ran five kilometers and came to the gate of the playground to gather. The female artists Sun Qi and Zhang Xiaoyuan appeared next, and then Yuwen Feiyang and Wu Rui completed the task side by side, and finally, Lin Chu and Yi Bailu arrived belatedly.

A five-kilometer morning run took nearly fifty minutes before and after.

The direct result of this was that when everyone lined up to the cafeteria, there was only pickled mustard and steamed buns left for breakfast, and even the millet porridge was scooped up by the recruits.

"Isn't it? Then what are we going to eat?" Lin Chu suddenly became unhappy. He was so tired from running in the morning, and he couldn't even eat a good meal.

"Didn't the cafeteria prepare breakfast for us alone?" Wu Rui didn't keep silent this time, "We must not be able to outrun those recruits. Doesn't that mean we don't have food every morning?"

While everyone was complaining, Jiang Dao silently went to the window and asked for two steamed buns and a plate of pickles, and asked the soldiers in charge of the cafeteria to fill him with a bowl of water, bring them to their table and sit down.

Chu Yinlong followed suit, and Cheng Zhiyi immediately caught up. The rest of the people saw it and had no choice but to imitate silently.

"I said, is it really just pickled vegetables and steamed buns for a meal?" Jiang Qiulin sat down opposite Jiang Dao, and said with a wry smile, "Why are you so straightforward."

Jiang Dao had already gnawed a steamed bun at this time, and he heard the words and replied: "If you don't eat it, you will be hungry. If you don't want to be hungry, you can only eat this. After arguing there for a long time, when the time came, I didn't eat. I can't delay training. Why bother?" Well... oh, if it's to earn a few close-ups, that's another story."

Cheng Zhiyi was drinking water, when he heard this answer, he choked up.

Chu Yinlong was used to being choked by Jiang Dao for more than a year. At this time, he was calm and relaxed, and quickly finished his breakfast, and left the cafeteria side by side with Jiang Dao.

Looking at the backs of the two, Cheng Zhiyi hissed lightly: "Why do I always feel that their CP is not real?"

Hearing this, Yi Bailu smiled and said, "How come? Jiang Dao can fight, and his acting skills are said to be good. Teacher Chu just cherishes his talent and trains him as a partner."

Outside the cafeteria, at the corner of the corridor.

Seeing that the camera didn't follow up for a while, and there was no surveillance around, Jiang Dao quickly turned around, stood on tiptoe, and kissed Chu Yinlong on the mouth.

Chu Yinlong had a premonition that he was going to do this, so he reached out to clamp Jiang Dao's jaw almost at the same time, and kissed back forcefully.

One touch and instant.

Jiang Dao licked his lips and said with a smile, "Exciting."

Chu Yinlong rubbed his head lightly.

…

The training on the first morning was to stand in a military posture, which seemed very simple.

The star class arrived at the playground an hour later than the recruits. At this time, the soldiers had already stood in the military posture for an hour, and there seemed to be no sign of rest.

In line with the requirements of the program, Chu Yinlong asked the instructor: "How long do you usually have to stand in military posture for recruit training?"

The instructor said: "When we first started the training, it started at one hour. This group of soldiers was recruited last winter, and they came down to the company just after the recruit training. Now their military posture training is four hours. The pacesetters over there have to stand six times a day. Hour."

Everyone immediately sighed through the topic:

"Wow, it's been so hard..."

"Won't you faint if you stand like this?"

"Do female soldiers have the same request?"

Cheng Zhiyi, who still has a fresh memory of the military training, said with a smile: "Speaking of standing in the military posture, I think of the shoes we wore in the military training at that time. The soles of the shoes are ultra-thin, and the feet hurt after standing for more than ten minutes. Let's look at the real soldiers. The training shoes on the feet are the same as the shoes given to us, and they are much more comfortable than the rag shoes back then!"

Lin Chu hit him: "You won't be able to stand for four hours in these shoes."

Cheng Zhiyi choked back: "I'm not really a soldier!"

After a few words, the training officially started.

The essentials of military posture are not difficult to master, but what is difficult is how to maintain a straight posture and stand motionless for an hour-yes, the requirements of the program group for the star class in military uniform are the same as when the recruits first joined the army, and the training starts from one hour.

Standing in the military posture is boring, the camera supports the machine, and takes a close-up of each person every few minutes, and then continues to sit there and chat with the instructor.

The instructor of the star class was actually seconded from the propaganda team of the base, and he was not so serious off the field. He pulled the camera to ask questions, and found out the details of several people on the field.

After standing for ten minutes, some people in the line began to stagger, and secretly changed their feet to rest.

According to the requirements of the recruits, the instructor should give a lecture and add punishments, but when it came to several guests, the instructor didn't respond at all, and even chatted with the camera in a low voice: "Did you see those two girls? Secretly change the focus The two legs take turns to rest... In fact, the force on the two feet is uneven when standing in the military posture, and it is easier to get tired after switching, so it is better to stand on two feet obediently."

A few minutes later, the instructor asked the camera: "That Jiang Dao, has he ever been a soldier before? I think he is very used to this kind of training. He has never been angry from the beginning to the end. 0^Li has a little trick."

The camera shook his head, and replied in a low voice: "It should be that he has never been a soldier, but he may have practiced martial arts."

The instructor directly misunderstood: "Oh, that's normal. Martial arts schools are basically managed militarized. After all, they have been polished and endured hardships."

Probably seeing that the instructor didn't care much, Yi Bailu became more courageous, and felt sweat dripping down her neck, making it itchy, so she quickly raised her hand to wipe it off.

There were only ten people in the team. The instructor could see such a big movement from the audience, and stood up: "Yibailu, remember once. After the training, the whole class will be punished with ten extra push-ups."

Yi Bailu was suddenly embarrassed, but he didn't dare to answer back, his cheeks flushed red.

When the instructor sat down again and reached for the water bottle, beside Jiang Dao, Lin Chu muttered in a low voice: "What age are you still sitting around..."

"Lin Chu, remember once." The instructor didn't even look this way, and directly hit with precision, "After the training is over, the whole class will be punished with ten push-ups."

Immediately no one dared to complain anymore.