After Entering a Book, He Just Wants to be a Flower Vase

"Sweet and sour fried fish, Huaishan roast chicken, and pot dishes, which one do you want to choose?" Back in the arena, Chu Yinlong said to Jiang Dao and Yi Bailu, "They are all meat dishes, fish, chicken, and pork, which one do you like? "

"Sweet and sour fried fish." Yi Bailu wrinkled his nose and said, "I don't like chicken and pork, it's too oily."

Chu Yinlong looked at Jiang Dao again: "What about you? Eat fish, okay?"

Jiang Dao nodded: "Anything is fine."

As long as he has food, he is good, and if he has meat, he is even more perfect. As for what kind of animal the meat was, he was never picky.

Anyway, he has not tasted a few delicacies in this book world, and each one is a new experience for him.

After making a choice, the director team gave Chu Yinlong a token with "Sweet and Sour Fried Fish" written on one side. After all three challenges are over, they can exchange their tokens for cooked dishes.

After a ten-minute break, the second challenge began soon after the guests finished their makeup and hair.

Returning to the resort lobby where the recording had just started, Jiang Dao found that it had been rearranged. All the furnishings in the center of the hall had been cleared to the periphery, and a ring was surrounded by cushions and spring ropes in the middle.

At this time, a staff member brought six pairs of special shoes, six eye masks and six inflatable toy swords.

The voice-over explained at the right time: "The second challenge is the test of 'swordsmanship'. You need to wear insoles with different timbres, and enter the ring at the same time to compete in swordsmanship."

When he said this, Lu Yun had already put on the special shoes handed to him by the staff, stepped on the ground with one foot, and made a high-pitched "beep-" sound.

"I'm going, it's so loud?" Lu Yun was so frightened that he quickly stopped.

Over there, Yi Bailu also tied the insoles, and took two steps: "Baba—"

Then came Zhou Wei who was also trying on shoes: "Beep-beep-"

Chu Yinlong: "Ba—"

Jiang Dao: ...

This game is too stupid, can he not play?

After thinking for a while, he finally felt that it was impossible—he not only wanted to play, but also to win, after all, there was still delicious food waiting for him.

So, Jiang Dao also imitated the others, put the special shoes on his feet, got up and took two steps. Sure enough, there was a "beep" sound belonging to the red team under his feet.

For a while, the entire recording hall was full of beeping noises, and Lu Yun even tried to persuade Zhou Wei to play with him using special shoes.

"Hahahaha what is this!" Yi Bailu couldn't help bursting out laughing.

"This is too joyous, I think each of us is stepping on a screaming chicken now." Tang Yao echoed.

"Hey, I suddenly remembered the kind of pronunciation shoes we all wore when we were young..." Lu Yun interjected.

"Brother Lu, you are revealing your age. Only your age would wear that kind of shoes." Tang Yao complained mercilessly.

Chu Yinlong was silent for a moment, and asked the director: "So, what does this noise have to do with swordsmanship?"

The voice-over of the director team quickly gave the answer:

"Everyone needs to wear goggles and blindfolded, enter the fencing arena at the same time, use the different voices from the two teams to identify the opponent's location, and use prop swords to attack each other. The prop sword must hit the enemy's head to be considered effective. Attack. If you are hit on the head by a prop sword, the challenge will fail and you will exit the arena."

"Finally, a winner will be decided in the field. The winner's team will have the opportunity to choose a lunch dish."

"You call this 'swordsmanship competition'?" Chu Yinlong looked at the director helplessly, "Okay, I probably have grasped your way of thinking, as long as there are some words, it can be considered martial arts."

Tang Yao and Chu Yinlong have a good relationship. Hearing this, he gave Chu Yinlong a thumbs up: "Brother Long is really sharp. The brain circuit of our cooking director is so strange."

Chu Yinlong pondered for a while, then asked: "The third round of 'footwork' challenge, is it better than rope skipping?"

Of course, the director will not reveal the challenge items in advance, and will soon announce the start of the second round of the game.

Jiang Dao was wearing a pink and pink plush rabbit eye mask, holding an arm-thick inflatable "sword" in his hand, and under the guidance of the staff, he walked into the arena.

At the same time, there were chaotic beeps and beeps coming from different directions beside his ears. It sounded like he and his teammates were not in the same direction.

Because of his experience in fighting in the jungle late at night, Jiang Dao was no stranger to chasing down the enemy by listening to the sound and distinguishing his position. He has always been very good at extracting the required sound information in a noisy environment, so even if he is blindfolded, he can quickly judge the position and distance of the enemy and friends in the field.

It's just that, right now, this game is an unobstructed group arena, and when it comes to a big battle, the dormant target they use is not suitable.

After entering the arena, Jiang Dao thought for a while, and then quickly walked towards the place where the footsteps were the most chaotic.

Over there, there were two loud "beeps" sandwiched by an obviously fluttering "beep". According to his judgment, Yi Bailu was besieged by Lu Yun and Tang Yao. In the other direction, the sound of "Ba Ba" belonging to their red team was obviously heavier and more stable, it should be Chu Yinlong chasing Zhou Wei.

Without hesitation, Jiang Dao strode towards Yibailu's direction. At the same time, he raised the inflatable sword in his hand and swept it obliquely at the height of Tang Yao's head in his impression.

"Oh!" Tang Yao's painful voice came.

Immediately afterwards, the voice-over announced: "Tang Yao, OUT!"

"What?!" Lu Yun exclaimed immediately in the field, "Our little Tang is gone so soon?!"

Sure enough, judging from the location of the sound, he was the other person chasing Yi Bailu.

Jiang Dao rushed forward with a sword in his hand.

Lu Yun turned around and ran away, with beep beep beep beeps under his feet, and he was still shouting: "Who? Who? Who killed Xiao Tang so quickly?!"

In fact, it was good that Lu Yun didn't make a sound, but when he yelled, Jiang Dao didn't even need to recall his height, and chased after him and stabbed Lu Yun in the back of the head with a sword.

Voiceover: "Lu Yun, OUT!"

Off the court, Tang Yao, who took off the blindfold, was shocked: "Is Kojima so fierce? Killing crazy, killing crazy..."

In the arena, Lu Yun couldn't wait to go out, so he lifted his blindfold, pretended to be shocked, and exaggeratedly shouted in a theatrical tone: "It turned out to be you, Xiao Dao! We have settled this problem. If we still can only If you eat salted duck eggs, I will buy two boxes of salted duck eggs and send them to your house!"

Jiang Dao tilted his head slightly, after listening to this passage, thought for a while, and said, "That's fine."

It just so happened that he hadn't eaten salted duck eggs before, so he might as well give it a try.

Lu Yun was so angry that he stabbed Jiang Dao's chest twice with an inflatable sword, and scolded with a smile: "You're a good boy, you're right!"

When Lu Yun also left the field, the sound of "beep beep" in the field became obviously weak.

Zhou Wei didn't force it at all, and shouted aggrievedly while running around the venue: "Why so fast! I'm the only one left? Brother Yao and Brother Lu are both OUT?"

Hearing Zhou Wei's voice getting closer and closer to him, Jiang Dao twitched the corner of his mouth, strode forward, and raised his sword to "kill".

Unexpectedly, his movement was blocked by someone.

Chu Yinlong's voice sounded, with a faint smile: "Don't be too serious, we are recording the show. Let Bailu and Weiwei PK first."

Jiang Dao was puzzled for a moment: "Huh?"

Chu Yinlong approached Jiang Dao's ear accurately, and lowered his voice: "It's just a game, put some water, and the recording will look good."

Jiang Dao: ...

No wonder Chu Yinlong couldn't solve Zhou Wei for so long just now. He was still thinking, is this game really that difficult? It turned out that everyone didn't take the battle seriously for the sake of making the program look good?

Not to mention others, since Chu Yinlong was able to stop him accurately, he obviously knew how to argue.

After a moment of silence, Jiang Dao couldn't help muttering: "I'm hungry and want to eat."

The next second, a short and deep laugh came from his ear.

"Don't worry," Chu Yinlong said after laughing, "I can win."

In the field, without the pressure brought by Jiang Dao and Chu Yinlong, Yi Bailu and Zhou Wei fought back and forth, beep beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. All the while circling, the two inflatable swords flailing through the air, barely touching each other's arms and shoulders at best.

When he felt that the recording was almost done, Chu Yinlong patted Jiang Dao's back lightly with the inflatable sword in his hand: "Go, deal with Zhou Wei."

Jiang Dao twitched the corner of his mouth, not liking the feeling of being ordered by strangers.

However, he was not hypocritical, and followed the beeping beeping sound on the field, and walked towards Zhou Wei and Yi Bailu.

At this moment, Yi Bailu let out a cry.

Immediately, the director team announced: "Ibailu, OUT!"

Jiang Dao didn't even pause at his feet, and chased in the direction Zhou Wei was escaping from.

Off the court, Lu Yun smiled and found fault: "Why is Kojima so accurate! He must be able to see it! Who put the blindfold on him? Did he cheat for personal gain?"

Yi Bailu raised his hand to take off the blindfold, and while turning over the railing of the ring, he smiled and said, "Brother Lu, let me tell you about science, there is a creature called a bat in this world, even without eyes, it can accurately distinguish the surrounding situation! "

Lu Yun snorted proudly, put back the pronunciation shoe covers that she had just taken off, and began to stomp her feet around the ring, beeping and beeping around the venue for several steps.

On the field, Jiang Dao's footsteps paused slightly, as if he was disturbed by the noise outside the field.

Tang Yao smiled and shook his head: "Brother Lu really has a childlike innocence."

Yi Bailu was depressed: "He's obviously making trouble, you've said it so nicely!"

However, even though Lu Yun was making trouble outside the arena, Jiang Dao finally cornered Zhou Wei in the arena.

Zhou Wei was also smart, he bent over and knelt on the ground holding the inflatable sword, trying to use his knees and hands to shift his position, avoiding the ear-piercing beeping sound of the special shoes. Coupled with the assistance of Lu Yun outside the court, he was about to escape from the pincer attack of Jiang Dao and Chu Yinlong.

However, the two opponents he met were not ordinary people.

Chu Yinlong turned his head slightly, listened carefully for about two seconds, and suddenly the inflatable sword in his hand dropped down, right in front of Zhou Wei's shoulder.

Feeling the impact of the shoulder, Zhou Wei subconsciously took a breath, and quickly hid aside.

In the next moment, Jiang Dao's inflatable sword lightly tapped Zhou Wei's forehead, impartially, neither light nor heavy.

"Zhou Wei, OUT!"

"The second challenge, the red team wins!"

The director team announced the result ruthlessly.

"Win." Chu Yinlong pulled off the blindfold and looked at Jiang Dao, "The second dish, what do you want to eat?"

Jiang Dao also took off the blindfold, and let the pink fluffy rabbit hang around his neck. After thinking about it, he replied, "Let's eat chicken."

As soon as the words fell, the audience, from the guests to the staff, looked at him inexplicably and strangely.

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