After Dressing As a Villain, the Whole Network is Knocking My Cp

    Three hours by plane,  two hours by bus, and nearly an hour in the car of the show crew into the mountains, all the way Wen Chuxia bitter gall is about to vomit.

    Wen Chuxia's face was pale when she got off the bus,  the director of the program asked: "Can you hold on and record the road from getting off the bus to entering the village,   Just a few shots."

    Qi Jing supported Wen Chuxia,  Wen Chuxia nodded, "Yes."

    The director glanced at Lin Huai who was dragging his luggage and followed behind,  "Assistant let him first,  Teacher Lin will help him."

    Wen Chuxia and Lin Huai glanced at each other and immediately understood the meaning of the program group.

    Wen Chuxia said, "I can walk on my own, without help."

    The director said: "Let's hold on, just a few shots."

    Wen Chuxia didn't want to look like a weak chicken,  "Just a few shots I can..."

    Before he finished speaking,  Lin Huai's hand grabbed his arm, "Stop talking nonsense,  I'm afraid you will spit it out."

    Wen Chuxia was reluctant.

    I knew that the program team was doing it on purpose, why did they make this gimmick for him?

    The recent scandal about the two of them on the Internet also read Wen Chuxia himself, and he almost believed what he said.

     Now I just want to find a place to lie down.

    Wen Chuxia asked Lin Huai, "Do you think there are any specialties here?"

    Lin Huai glanced at him, "Are you still thinking about special products?"

    Wen Chuxia said: "Just because it's not easy to come here, I have to bring some special products back."

    A few shots were agreed upon,  The camera followed them all the way. At first, Wen Chuxia walked by himself politely, but when he got to the back, he was almost supported by Lin Huai.

    Lin Huai grinding his teeth,  "Can you stand up straight?"

    Wen Chuxia was paralyzed, "I can't stand up straight, you have to help me."

    Lin Huai: "Do you believe it if I let go now?"

    Wen Chuxia was able to make an inch, and leaned against Lin Huai without the slightest effort: "I don't believe it."

    Qi Jing followed behind, thinking that if you dare to broadcast this scene, I will call the show team dad!

    I finally arrived at the place where I lived, a two-story wooden house, which looked quite imposing, opened the wooden door, and two other guests had arrived.

    Wen Chuxia was taken aback, "Why are you?"

    "summer! You are finally here, we have been waiting for you for a long time." Liang Jing rushed over and looked at Wen Chuxia, who was supported by Lin Huai, "What's wrong with you? Your face looks so bad."

    Liang Jing's TV shoot was finished the day before yesterday, and the agent accepted the show for him without even giving him time to rest. At first Liang Jing was reluctant to come, but later I heard from the agent that Wen Chuxia Come, Liang Jing agreed immediately.

    Wen Chuxia said: "It's nothing, it's a little motion sickness."

    Wen Chuxia looked at Pei Cen, "Mr. Pei, you don't record "Flowers", why are you here?"

    "This round of ten-day practice time will be recorded here for a week, and it's just right for me to go back." Pei Cen took the luggage from Lin Huai's hand and glanced at the two of them, "It's useful for motion sickness. Support like that?"

    Wen Chuxia forgot that she was still pretending, and hurriedly stood up, "The director asked to help."

    Lin Huai glanced at Wen Chuxia, who was grinding and killing the donkey, and nodded.

    I won't help you next time you die!

    I heard the director say that the owner of the house is an elderly man, and he is the only one in the family, and he is not here at the moment.

     There are four empty rooms upstairs, just four of them one room.

    The program was recorded from the moment they entered the village. Before Wen Chuxia's motion sickness was relieved, he sat on the large stone mill next to him and listened to the rules of the guide.

    The director said: "The people in this village mainly make wood carvings and silver art. Tomorrow you will go to apprenticeships. Whoever learns what to do can discuss it by yourself."

    Wen Chuxia's impression of the wood carvings is that of big tree roots, how can they finish carving in a week?

    Wen Chuxia said: "I learn silver art."

    Liang Jing said quickly: "Then I will learn silver art too!"

    These two are welcome, they have already finished their selections, and the remaining Lin Huai and Pei Cen can only choose wood carvings.

    Tomorrow's arrangement is set, and the director gave today's task again, "Today's dinner you need to solve by yourself, you can go to the nearby villagers' homes to borrow ingredients, and you can eat what you borrow tonight. What, after borrowing the ingredients, you have to cook by yourself."

    Which celebrity cooks?

    Wen Chuxia said with a bitter face: "Director, I am a patient."

    The director said: "There are still several hours before dinner. You can rest for a while and let the three of them borrow ingredients. You can help to cook together."

    Wen Chuxia had peeled potatoes when he was so big, and he was still cooking. He saw an earthen pot inside, what should he do?

    Wen Chuxia asked Liang Jing, "Can you do it?"

    Liang Jing said: "I can make bubble noodles."

    Yes, just like him.

    Wen Chuxia asked Pei Cen again, "Can you do it?"

    Pe Cen said: "I haven't done it before, you can try it."

    Liang Jing dismantled the platform: "He never even soaked instant noodles."

    Wen Chuxia's mouth is faster than his brain, "You know this too?"

    Liang Jing's mouth froze.

     Pei Cen smiled indistinctly as he looked at Liang Jing who couldn't speak.

    It's really not obvious, but it was discovered by Lin Huai.

    The owner of the house has not appeared until now. The four of them went upstairs and settled on their respective rooms. Pei Cen and Liang Jing lived in the east two rooms, and Lin Huai and Wen Chuxia lived in the west two rooms.

    Lin Huai put her luggage and went to Wen Chuxia's house, "You can come with me tomorrow."

    Wen Chuxia glanced at him, "Why?"

    Why is it inconvenient for Lin Huai to say, "Are you good at silver art?"

    Wen Chuxia said, "Then I don't know how to carve wood."

    Lin Huai: "If you don't know, I can help you."

    Wen Chuxia snorted, "It's as if you would."

    Wen Chuxia lay down on the bed, "I won't change, I want you to change with Liang Jing."

    In another room, Pei Cen was discussing the same thing with Liang Jing.

    Liang Jing shook his head, "I don't, I want to be in a group with summer, such a difficult opportunity to get close contact with idols, brother, I won't change."

    Pei Cen just discussed with him. As for why he had this idea, it was probably because Lin Huai and Wen Chuxia were too unique when they came in.

    Panpi Village is a local tourist attraction to be developed. The scenery here is very good, but there are not many people here. The program is also selected here for publicity.

    There are not many tourists but there are still some. When they were called by fans on the way to "begging", they were even more speechless.

    Wen Chuxia lay in the house alone for a while and felt bored. When he saw the basket in the yard, he picked it up and shook it a few times. He greeted the cameraman who followed him, "Let's go, beg for food. !"

    Lin Huai and the others walked around and asked for some tomatoes and eggs, while Liang Jing asked for some rice and flour.

    Liang Jing said: "How about we just make do with it?"

    Lin Huai and Pei Cen both thought it was okay.

    On the way back, a follow-up camera suddenly came out of the door. Lin Huai glanced at the yard and saw Wen Chuxia squatting there, holding a basket and putting it in the basket. full of stuff.

    "Thank you, mother-in-law, you are so kind." Wen Chuxia pointed to the meat hanging on the beam, "Is this delicious?"

    Mother-in-law reached down a piece of dried bacon with a bamboo pole, "It's delicious, I'll bring you some bamboo shoots and peppers, take them back and fry them well."

    Wen Chuxia pressed the basket that was about to be put down, "Okay, okay, thank you mother-in-law."

    Three men standing at the door with only four eggs, two tomatoes, a bag of rice and a little flour: "..."

    Wen Chuxia stood up and picked up the basket, and let out a deep "Ouch".

    Mother-in-law asked: "Shen, do you want me to help you?"

    "No, no," Wen Chuxia said, "I'm such a big boy, I can still carry such a thing, mother-in-law, you can rest."

    Wen Chuxia turned around with the basket and saw Lin Huai and the others at the door, "Hey, you guys are back, you see I borrowed a lot of things."

    Watching him come out with the basket, Liang Jing asked in a low voice, "How did you do it?"

    Wen Chuxia said: "What's the matter, the director said it was borrowing, we borrowed it, but he didn't say let us pay it back, let them do the favors, let's feed ourselves first Say."

    Wen Chuxia showed off, "I have bacon, beef, ribs, oh yes, and a smoked chicken. My mother-in-law smoked it herself. It looks delicious."

    Liang Jing asked in surprise: "It's all meat? Didn't you borrow some vegetables?"

    What are vegetables, how can meat be delicious?

    Wen Chuxia glanced at the tomato in Pei Cen's hand, "Didn't you borrow vegetables?"

    I have to say that he is really good. He made a big basket by himself. Lin Huai asked him, "You also borrowed the basket?"

    Wen Chuxia said: "I took the basket from our yard, and I have to bring a bowl to beg for food. You three have empty hands.

    Three again: "..."

    Do you remember the four cameras next to it?

    The ingredients are available, but the preparation has become a problem.

    Lin Huai looked inside and out: "I am making a fire in the yard, whoever of you will light the stove in the house, and the rest will wash the rice and vegetables."

    Wen Chuxia said, "I'm going to make a fire."

    Liang Jing followed Wen Chuxia directly, "I'll help him make a fire."

    Only Pei Cen is left. Pei Cen said, "It shouldn't be difficult for me to wash a dish."

    Pei Cen glanced at the kitchen, which was starting to smoke, "Would you like to see the two of them?"

    Lin Huai said: "If something happens, they will call, don't worry."

    The smoke in the kitchen is getting bigger and bigger, and the camera can no longer see the picture inside, so I have to retreat first.

    Pei Cen suspected that the two of them had given themselves a little inside, "You really don't need to go and see?"

    As soon as they finished speaking, Wen Chuxia and Liang Jing ran out of it.

    Liang Jing covered his nose: "Cough!"

    Wen Chuxia slapped her hand: "My mother, I'm choking to death."

    Pezen asked them, "What are you two doing?"

    Not waiting for Wen Chuxia and Liang Jing to explain, a white-haired old man came in outside the door. A few steps, "Little brat, you set fire to my kitchen?"

    Wen Chuxia and Liang Jing were startled by him.

    Liang Jing said: "We didn't set fire."

    Wen Chuxia said: "We are not little bastards."

    The old man looked really unkind, watching him come over, Wen Chuxia and Liang Jing stepped aside.

    The old man pointed to the kitchen and said, "What are you doing without setting fire? I don't think you want to burn down my kitchen, but my house! What about the show crew? You asked me to borrow the house. I'll give you a place to live, I didn't say let me lend you a house to burn!"

    The director hurried over to explain to the old man, and the old man had a stern face that he couldn't listen to.

    Liang Jing was terrified, he pulled Wen Chuxia to hide behind Pei Cen and Lin Huai, "This grandpa is so fierce."

    Wen Chuxia also thinks so, "He won't drive us away, will he?"

    Lin Huai glanced at Wen Chuxia and asked him, "What are you doing inside?"

    Wen Chuxia's hands were dark and rubbed under his nose, "Make a fire, didn't you let us make a fire?"

    Lin Huai sighed: "You two should do something else."

    The director managed to appease the old man. The old man snorted and sat on the rattan chair by the door, lit a hookah and smoked.

    The director came over and introduced them to a few of them. This is Mr. Qiu, the owner of this house and the inheritor of silver art in this village. Tomorrow you are going to learn silver art from him.

    Wen Chuxia: "..."

    Liang Jing: "!!"

    The two looked at each other, Wen Chuxia asked in a low voice, "Is it too late to change now, I suddenly want to learn wood carving."

    Liang Jing: "Me too."

    They don't want to learn silver art from this fierce old man.

    The director said: "Then you have to ask Lin Huai and Pei Cen, if they are willing to change......"

    "I don't want to." Lin Huai looked at Wen Chuxia.

    Wen Chuxia glanced at Pei Cen, Pei Cen said, "I don't care."

    Liang Jing quickly grabbed Wen Chuxia, "No change, no change, I want to be in the same group with summer, let's not change, I think Mr. Qiu is also quite... quite, quite Genial."

    Wen Chuxia looked at Liang Jing, who said that the old man was kind, in shock, "Will your conscience hurt when you say this?"

    Lin Huai's hidden skill turned out to be cooking, and the program team didn't even think of it, trying to make things difficult for them, but it turned out to be a mistake.

    It was a little late for dinner, and Mr. Qiu ate it together with them. For a while, the smoked chicken couldn't be bitten, and the bacon was too hard and the beef was too old.

    Wen Chuxia pushed the tomato scrambled eggs in front of him, "You eat this, this is soft."

    Mr. Qiu slapped his chopsticks, "You guys all eat meat, let me eat this when I'm older?"

    The old man has a really great temper, and Liang Jing was so scared that he didn't dare to speak.

    Wen Chuxia said, "What should I do then?"

    The old man said: "I want noodles, beef noodles!"

    Wen Chuxia thought for a while, then asked with a smile, "Grandpa Qiu, can you see the braised beef noodles?"

    The old man glanced at him, "Okay."

    Wen Chuxia smiled and stepped on the stairs to the second floor. Lin Huai watched him go back to the room, and after a while, he went downstairs and dragged Lin Huai into the kitchen.

    Lin Huai asked: "Why are you messing with him?"

    Wen Chuxia said, "Where did I provoke him? He was the one who wanted to eat noodles. Hey, help me, braised beef noodles!"

    Wen Chuxia was prepared, afraid of starving to death in this deep mountain and old forest, and brought a few bags of instant noodles.

    Lin Huai watched him take out a bag of instant noodles from his clothes, and smiled silently, "Aren't you afraid to put this on and he will kick you with the legs of a stool?"

    Wen Chuxia said: "After smoking it, the smoked chicken and bacon are indeed a little tough. He probably has dentures at his age."

    Lin Huai filled some firewood in the stove, arched the fire, and Wen Chuxia fanned the fire beside him.

    Lin Huai: "Do you still care about the elderly?"

    Wen Chuxia tutted, "Then look, do you suddenly think I am gentle and kind?"

    Lin Huai looked at him, "Don't pretend to be kind."

    Wen Chuxia glared at him, "Pretend to show you? I really miss you."

    Lin Huai found out that he would only be embarrassed to tell the truth when he talked back like this.

    I was really careful and said he couldn't hit him.

    After the noodles were cooked, Wen Chuxia came out with the noodle bowl and put it in front of the old man. The old man watched for a long time and threw the cigarette bag on the ground, "What is this?!"

    Wen Chuxia said: "High-end ingredients, through complicated processing and careful cooking, and Master Kong's braised beef noodles made with the love of Lin Huai and I."

    Master Qiu: "..."

    Program Director: "..."

    The old man glared at him for a long time, Wen Chuxia smiled as if he was not afraid of being beaten, and the angry old man snorted, "Pick it up for me!"

    "Okay!" Wen Chuxia picked up the cigarette bag and handed it to him with a pair of chopsticks, "You taste it, the taste is absolutely superb, the top male team leader in China cooked it for you by hand , if this side is put outside, why can't it cost more than a hundred yuan for a bowl, and this is the only one, you are always picking up a big bargain!"

    The old man squinted at him, "What's the matter, do you want me to give you some money?"

    Wen Chuxia said: "That's not necessary, just be nice to us when we learn skills from you tomorrow."

    The old man took a mouthful of noodles, "You didn't cook the noodles, why should I be nice to you?"

    "Wow!" Wen Chuxia said: "Your grandfather is unreasonable. I didn't cook the noodles, but I brought it from a long distance. You can't deny it."

    The old man snorted, "You were a mute in your last life, so you can say that."

    Wen Chuxia pouted, thinking that I really am.

    Liang Jing secretly gave Wen Chuxia a thumbs up, "You are really amazing."

    Not only Liang Jing thinks he is great, but even the director of the program thinks he is great. They waste a lot of words in order to get Mr. Qiu to agree to let them record and live here, and they don't show a good face when they arrive. Wen Chuxia's babble words silenced the old man.

    After eating and packing, they went back to their rooms.

    The place to take a bath is in the old man's house. If you go there, you might get a dirty nose. They didn't take a bath.

    Lin Huai was smoking on the corridor on the second floor, Wen Chuxia was wearing slippers and humming, wiping her hair as she walked.

    Wen Chuxia saw Lin Huai, "Why don't you take a bath?"

    Lin Huai: "Did you take a bath?"

    Wen Chuxia came up and said, "Yeah, don't you want to wash, the water is very hot."

    Lin Huai looked at him: "You're not afraid of that old man at all?"

    Wen Chuxia wondered: "Why are you afraid of him?"

    Lin Huai said: "Even the director is afraid of him, why aren't you afraid?"

    Wen Chuxia smiled and said, "Hey, the old man Qiu is so lonely for a long time, he is fierce, he doesn't dare to do anything to me, what is there to be afraid of, don't you? Do you think his character is funny?"

    Lin Huai looked at him like a neuropathy, "I don't think so."

    Wen Chuxia leaned on the railing and looked into the distance. It was already dark in the mountains and she couldn't see anything. "The old man's personality is quite like my master."

    Lin Huai asked: "Do you still have a master? What kind of master do you study?"

    Wen Chuxia glanced at him out of the corner of his eye, "Master who taught me to do Tai Chi."

    Lin Huai: "..."

    Wen Chuxia tossed the towel, "Are you going to take a bath? If you are afraid, I will accompany you. The old man just wants to attack me now. I will block the gun for you, you just go and wash."

    Lin Huai hadn't finished smoking yet, "Don't go."

    Wen Chuxia tutted twice in disgust and went back to her room, "Call me if you want to wash, I'll accompany you."

    Lin Huai: "I don't need you to accompany me."

    Lin Huai went down to take a bath by himself after smoking, and sure enough he heard the old man's nagging.

    It's better to let Wen Chuxia come down and "get a gun"!

    Wen Chuxia went to bed early before Lin Huai called him, and woke up at 5:30 the next day.

    He yawned and went downstairs, and saw Mr. Qiu practicing Tai Chi in the yard, Wen Chuxia said, "No, no, your posture is wrong."

    The old man glared at him, "You know shit!"

    Wen Chuxia came over without washing her face, "I'm eight dan of Tai Chi, do you think I know shit? You don't think your technique is right, it should be like this."

    Wen Chuxia said, "As soon as I hear it, I know that you are making it up. Where does Tai Chi come from?"

    Mr. Qiu glared at him, "Then where did your Eighth Duan come from?"

    Wen Chuxia said with a shy face: "I made up my eight paragraphs."

    The old man almost punched him in the face.

    The camera next to me was stunned.

    The things you made up and you admit that they were made up?

    When Pei Cen and the others came down, they saw Wen Chuxia pestering Mr. Qiu to correct him for Tai Chi. Dinner!"

    Wen Chuxia said, "Are you sure what I make is edible?"

    Mr. Qiu was even more irritated than him without seeing him at such an old age. He stomped his feet with his hands behind his back, "What can you do?"

    Wen Chuxia said with a smile, "I can eat, sleep, and quarrel with you, am I good?"

    Liang Jing said with admiration, "Summer is really a cow."

    Pei Cen nodded, "Talk about it."

    Breakfast was the local special noodles prepared by the program team. Wen Chuxia thought it was bland, so he ate the beef left over from yesterday with the noodles.

    The old man glanced at him in disgust, "You are so greedy at such a young age."

    Wen Chuxia said while eating the noodles: "Otherwise, you are so old that your teeth are not good, and you can't eat it if you are greedy."

    The old man Qiu threw his chopsticks, stood up and walked away with a snort. When he reached the door, he turned his head and shouted, "Hurry up and eat, is it possible that the old man like me will wait for you?"

    Liang Jing had almost eaten, stood up and said, "Come soon."

    Wen Chuxia was eating noodles unhurriedly, Pei Cen looked at him and felt that he would probably be beaten by the old man today, "Don't say a word, we have to stay here for a few days. , don't offend him and drive us out."

    Wen Chuxia said: "Don't worry, the show team will be trying to figure out a way after being driven out."

    Program Director: "..."

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